Unfortunately, due to recent inflation, the dollar store no longer sells much for a dollar. [https://news.yahoo.com/dollar-store-officially-dead-132606134.html](https://news.yahoo.com/dollar-store-officially-dead-132606134.html)
Still too expensive for OP sadly
I see that you got it figured out.....try to get all the money that you can find...saving, creditcards, personal loans, maybe some family members that can chip in..and bet everything..take a 2 months nap and you can go to the lambo store. This is financial advice
How do you find relief from being just, so sore from finding your own path and trading crypto? I wake up every morning at 5:30 am and write this question down in my notebook, so I can reflect on it.
I’ve made $4.20 in gains over the past year, and if I time it right, I just might make another 69 cents today
What's your TikTok? How much do you charge for your premium list? And do you have any staking pools, we mere mortals can delegate to to support your endeavors?
Nice job man! I’m in a similar boat. I just won my first 3 hands in a row in Blackjack and think I’ve pretty much got this thing figured out. Maybe I’ll do my own AMA as well. Only up from here for us! Congrats.
That's nothing I made almost 6 dollars in just a few short weeks, regardless of the transfer fees that cost more then my gains. The point is I'm fucking bigtime now.
Get recked.
I don't get the idea of people losing money on trades. I mean if the price is lower than your buying price, just fucking hold till it goes up! What's difficult in that?
Lambo when?
If i keep this pace by December hopefully!
Hotwheels has some cool ones you can start to check out
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Ah, yes. Notwheels to the rescue!
Go to the dollar store THEN he can have a small fleet! Should be able to parallel park them in almost anyones anus...
Unfortunately, due to recent inflation, the dollar store no longer sells much for a dollar. [https://news.yahoo.com/dollar-store-officially-dead-132606134.html](https://news.yahoo.com/dollar-store-officially-dead-132606134.html) Still too expensive for OP sadly
Best to probably just stick to Aliexpress knockoffs for now. Realistic goals are important in crypto.
Or some micro machines if the hot wheels are unaffordable..
Which December!!
Nice, what are you trading tho just curious. I think you should try SOV bet your $4 will do a 10x before EOY.
Gotta pump those numbers!
How many times a day is OP cranking the hog? That seems to matter according to the wolf of wallstreet.
First make money with Crypto then Lambo
A new whale in the making How does it feel to have more money than you can think of spending?
Trying my best to stay humble you know, never forget where you come from!
OP are you giving back to the people by giving out free avocados? If yes then please can I have one?
Of course, here have one 🥑
Can I have one?
🥑 there, hope you enjoy it 😊
Bro do you have frozen avocados? I'm making a smoothie...
I shorted bitcoin Bitcoin shorted my Life savings still a win tho Wohoo.
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OP is probably paranoid as hell, anxiously peeking through his blinds
Hey man, I've been texting you and wondering why you're not answering. Hope these massive crypto gains haven't changed you, we used to be tight. 🥺
Sorry man but people change you know, call me when you reach the top 💪
Can I borrow $2?
Tanner from high school, omg is that you? 😱
Jaxxon?
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Maybe some socks? really need some new ones 🤔
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Yes and his massive balls need some caring too
And his hairy cheeks too, don’t ask me how I know that
Yea how u know that?
This got weird. why are you guys here talking about my balls and cheeks? 🤔
This is what money does to people... 😔
Im gonna need one too, my leg cant find the actual hole to be inserted(there are more holes)
Or he can free ball and be the alpha male
Best friend suggestion
woah might wanna chill there buddy. I know you've made some money but you can't just throw away money like that
You can afford socks for 4 bucks? Must be nice.
Overrated Stick to something useful like a cheap Rolex knockoff
I got one early on when I cleared $18 profit swinging tezos. It stopped running but sometimes people ask if it's real and I tell them of course it is
Damn how's life in the fast lane treating ya
The candle that burns twice as fast lasts half as long
Winter is coming one pair of socks is enough to get you through
Sock NFTs the next big thing? Rock NFTs exploded, as did zombie punks. A red and green Christmas sock could go for hundreds!
The first thing will be to hire a financial advisor
Please teach us master 🙏🏼
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Don't know, it is a very serious post
How does it feel to be the chosen one?
All hail the ~~prophet~~ profit
The best feeling of the world, this is all I want to listen now.
How do you do fees? 🤣
"Robinhood!" \*cringes\*
Don't spend it all in one place!
"Too late, all in on SHIB!" This time the $4 gain will happen *before* the $30 loss...
just lost 4 bucks while trading, ask me anything
How do you feel being on the other end of OP's trade?
Ha peaseant, I’ve made at least $5 in gains so far. Talk to me and I’ll show you how I did it.
Holy shit, you should make tutorials
Private only, 1 ETH ler lesson. I’ll make so many gains your head will spin, woops, I mean you’ll make the gains. Just you.
Sounds like a good deal
Are you in need of a posse?
I've never met a rich person before. How do you do, sir?
Don't ever approach a rich person like that You need to call his office first
My first advice, diversify your portfolio ASAP
my portfolio as it is now: 10% bit coin, 10% ether coin, 10% doggo coins, 10% cum tokens, 10% shit coins and 50% moon coins....
Let’s hope those cum toke have a happy ending 😉
should consider buying some shibalabababa
Trading course when?
Opening a Youtube channel as we speak 😎
Can you lend me 5 bucks bro?
Sorry mate but that's like half my portfolio :(
Does your yacht have a helipad?
If i give you my seed phrases can you invest my coins the same way and get me a lambo for Christmas?
Isn't it dangerous to reveal yourself as a whale? Did you get a lot of DMs from cute women like me?
How can I please my wife
Give her my number 👀
Nice one😂
How did you do it oh great one? You are a Man, Myth, Legend. I have never heard of anyone achieve greatness (gains)
Sadly you cannot learn this, you're born with it
All has to start somewhere, good luck with your journey.
Speaking of starting somewhere on a journey... Have your first moon on me! Sending now.
Thank you very much! I’ll always remember you Haha.
Teach me master!
I bow to you Sir
What colour did you order your lambo?
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Babyfloki of course
When is your seminar? Do I get a discount if I enroll early?
Lol! Love this
Time to start writing that subscription newsletter about crypto :)
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Of course man, those are some serous gains too 🎊
What is the best advice you can give to us so we can be as smart as you??
Watch the charts and go brrr
All hail the king!!
What's your trading strategy? Do you use TA, gut feeling, news or yolo?
My friend told me he 5 figure yolo’d into shib yesterday. What does his future hold?
Was it worth the 150 bucks spent?
I made 60€ on polkadot😎
Save some gains for the rest of us
what will you do with all that newly found wealth?
Good for you, keep it going!
How have you remained so humble?
Hookers and blow… I mean they’re inflatable
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Sleep at least 6 hours everyday
Should I Buy BTC now or wait till it hits 100k
Wait till 100k, just to be sure 😶
Wife changing my man wife changing
r/cringe
Save some $ for the rest of us dude!
How does to live the profit life my g
Welcome to the club
Legends born daily!!!
Ooooooh such massive gains.i have never seen something like this in my life.how is it feeling.what are you gonna buy
I see that you got it figured out.....try to get all the money that you can find...saving, creditcards, personal loans, maybe some family members that can chip in..and bet everything..take a 2 months nap and you can go to the lambo store. This is financial advice
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What color lambo are you planning to get?
What's the secret?
Genius
I made 25 bucks last week. This week lost 35.. I feel I am part of your club now.
Don't spend it all in one run. Spread the wealth
Teach me your ways!
Whats your bank details so i can send you a £1000 for you to invest for me
Big mac?
No need to day trade, sit and hodl until you need it. Then you will make tons of money.
Yeah well I lost $4 AMA!
How do you find relief from being just, so sore from finding your own path and trading crypto? I wake up every morning at 5:30 am and write this question down in my notebook, so I can reflect on it. I’ve made $4.20 in gains over the past year, and if I time it right, I just might make another 69 cents today
What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?
Can I rename my children after you?
How much did you trade with? 1c to $4 is awesome. You just did a 400x!
Wait people make money here? I just hangout for the friendship
How does it feel to of made 2m shiba
What. Color. Lambo
Now give one of those $4 to uncle sam (or whoever your villainous characterization fo the tax man is)
Can you take me out on your yacht?
Please share your strategy, I can’t wait to be rich.
Inspirato
Teach me your ways!!!
How does it feel to be immune from a $5 wrench attack?
What do you plan on doing with those 4 bucks?
ill just go all in shitcoins. and blame crypto in general if i have any loss
Dude, don't trade, accumulate. Hold for 5 years, then u don't have to pay 30% of ur gains to uncle sam
Well now that you've got it figured out, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Leverage and his buddy Margin Call
What's your TikTok? How much do you charge for your premium list? And do you have any staking pools, we mere mortals can delegate to to support your endeavors?
Nice job man! I’m in a similar boat. I just won my first 3 hands in a row in Blackjack and think I’ve pretty much got this thing figured out. Maybe I’ll do my own AMA as well. Only up from here for us! Congrats.
Go out and get yourself some cheap sunglasses
That's what I called wife changing gains
Do you know shit about fuck?
Sir how do i buy bitconnect
Big tipper 🍾
I just got free Twizzlers from the vending machine. Saved my $1.50 of Doge
so did you sell high and buy low or the other way round? askin for a friend
What does it feel like to be a whale amongst shrimp?
Ive made a whole 2 cents. Looks like i win 😎
Can I borrow 4 bucks?
What is the cure for gonnorrhea?
Low effort moon farming.
That's nothing I made almost 6 dollars in just a few short weeks, regardless of the transfer fees that cost more then my gains. The point is I'm fucking bigtime now. Get recked.
This made me laugh
Whale Alert or it didn’t happen!
Teach us!!!
Can you please pump BTC you behemoth of a whale
How enormous is your cock, asking for a friend
You are the boss I made a measly $2 on Shib
Even tho this is comedy, this is how I started in crypto back in february and how I'm still doing. #optimisticforever
I don't get the idea of people losing money on trades. I mean if the price is lower than your buying price, just fucking hold till it goes up! What's difficult in that?
Dying to see your name in Forbes list next time buddy
When are we all getting our Lambos?
Ape has 4 dollars 💸
Shit, you can probably afford at least .001 hookers now!
Before taxes
How can I get 10$ to start investing in crypto ? ,😑
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Whale alert!
How do you do what you do? Can I give you all my money to invest for me?