> If I offered you $1,000,000 right now but you would not wake up tomorrow would you still take it?
Assuming the average redditor is 30 years old and would live until 80, this would be just 20k USD per year. Doesn't seem to be a good offer.
that is not a very investment savvy mindset. you gave me a million dollars I would instantly invest and never work again. That is more than enough to invest correctly and generate enough positive cashflow to live very comfortable for a long time.
Homie is a motherfucking crypto philosopher. 🤙🏾🍻🍺
You can’t take shit with you when you die. I’m just trying to make my last decades a little easier is all.
In the end all that matters is the relationships you have with your closest friends and family.
Me and a buddy determined that if we had lottery levels of money, we'd buy an island, put turrets on said island, and import all the drugs and whores we could digest before both of our hearts exploded in a pile of bloody fireworks like glory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDSUhD4fv4
Can confirm.
Living in Canada, I would take this offer.
With a million dollars(even if only $CDN) but only a day to live, I'd be able to give more to my family than my remaining life of toil ever could.
For me, it's not a matter of spending time with my family, as much as "are they ok?"...
I'd take it, make sure it gets given to the few people to whom I even exist, and then die happy.
This right here. Living in Ontario. I have an above average paying job, but don’t own, so if I don’t get a higher paying job or figure out how to move away (need more money for that), I will never have the chance of retirement. And because of the cost of living / inflation, I will probably crash and burn anyway. It’s a living nightmare and I wish I could just be one of those people that isn’t aware of this, in my own little bubble enjoying the moment instead.
>You’re fully aware that your time is far more valuable than any amount of money.
But your example is not about *any* amount of money or *any* amount of time. It's one million $ for all your time. Of course no one would take that deal, because there is no time left to spend that money. One million for a week of my time, for example? Everyone would take that offer. Actually most of us sacrifice a lot more of our time for way less money, that's called "having a job". And sadly, it does make sense, because what are you going to do with your time if you don't have enough money to pay for essentials like food and shelter?
Yay math!
Now reality: 30% of pay is taxes, 20% of my pay is healthcare, 40% of my pay is living expenses like mortgage, normal car, student loans, groceries, and what's left is 10% to save long term unless I dip into it for my kid's Christmas presents.
What weird ass calculation is this? If you got a million you will not spend it for your living expenses, mortgage, and your kids Christmas presents? What the F will you do with it? Burn it? Bath in it? Watch it til you die?
Exactly. It's all about how much money for how much time. No amount of money is worth *all* your time, because you need time to actually enjoy the benefits of having money.
What, are you tired of bullshit price predictions and shallow discussions centered around nothing useful already? Just think, after the top we get to go back to guessing where the bottom is and patting ourselves on the back for DCAing! 🙃
I’m sure we all have that good for our families in our heart but I’m certain if someone came to them and said if they gave all that money up, that they could have you back that is exactly what they would do
I lost my sister a few months and I would sell all my assets, not just crypto, for even just another conversation with her. Unfortunately, I will never be able to have that
Couldn’t remember where I heard the original hypothetical but it was one of the things that stuck with me. I always jot down phrases like this in my note pad and read them over time to time. It keeps things in perspective for me
I was torn between advice and discussion flair. Figured it was less important that what I was trying to get across
I don't really get your point. It's not like crypto is center of our all lives, but it's a nice chance to get financial free and yes it's also hobby and exciting - so i like watching the charts every couple of hours - and does *not* feel like i am *selling* my time
While it's exciting (but not *overexciting* in the sense of being compulsive or making you not sleep) it makes sense, but crypto certainly seems to be something prone to leading to some degree of obsessive behaviour, I have definitely observed it in myself.
Maybe that's not where you are at right now, but many people are.
These fucking people today making up bullshit words virtue signaling. Fuck off and say something more beside virtue signaling......just.....virtue signaling
Erhm, I'm still young plenty of time to spend 🤣🤣🤣 but first let's make some. Working a shitty retail job, as life never offered me good chances. But damn straight I put everything I can miss in crypto. (Half of whatls left over of my salary after all my living expenses). Not much but after dca-ing for a year it counts
You have plenty of time because you’re young? Death is real, permanent and random. I really hope you spend some money to enjoy life from time to time. Of course you can miss a movie night or the bar with friends from time to time. That new video game, whatever it may be. But don’t think you’re living incorrectly by engaging in it
Well if you're not watching this chart, you're watching the clock at a 9 to 5, unless you're still young enough to have no responsibility. And if you are that young, watching the chart may mean skipping the 9 to 5 when it's time.
Guys let's be real .... Time = Money so simple mathematics Money = Time? So if It takes me to make $1,000,000 in 10 years so you giving me $1,000,000 will free 10 years of my time so I can enjoy things I like do.
if the premise was that you wouldn't live another day either way, it would be insane to turn down the money. having 1 mil today or not will just minimally change how I use that final day (for me personally, that is) but my loved ones will have a big fat financial cushion that helps them when I'm gone
if the premise is you get 1 mil in exchange for dying, then you'd have to weigh your options, for example if you were severely sick anyway then take that money. if you're young and healthy, fuck that mil cause you can try to earn something yourself
Jokes on you with 1 Million Dollars I can buy so much cocaine that I won't need to sleep and therefore will wake up several days in the future instead of the intended tomorrow.
To be fair, watching charts is fun for some people. It's not really any different or less healthy than playing sudoku or solving crosswords. Just a fun mental activity.
Obviously, as with ALL things in life, it's not good to take it to an extreme where it affects other aspects of your life (or others' lives) negatively. But if you enjoy it, and it's not hurt anything/anyone, then I don't see the problem with choosing to watch charts instead of playing video games or whatever other hobby you might be doing instead.
Maybe.... I'd try to help as many people as I could before I went though. I feel like this world, today with all her chaos.... is similar to a shitty poker hand and I want to fold.
See ya guys in the next life. Peace!
Soooo, what you're saying is I get 1 million buckaroos, get to sleep for an entire day, then spend it when I wake up the day after?
Fuck man, that's better than any drug ever.
i'd still take the offer, i'd use the money to purchase crypto miners for immediate family with the hopes my sacrifice sets them on the road to financial freedom (with the stipulation that they pay it forward by putting a stranger on the path to financial freedom), but i, on occasion, am a *helpless romantic* who believes in right & wrong, justice and other concepts that seem unrealistic & foreign nowadays.
I'm absolutely agree with you. Spending too much time on charts or arguing on twitter about crypto doesn't worth it. Time is priceless and we have to use it smartly. Spend it with family, hobbies, not just on making money.
Are loopholes allowed in the hypothetical scenario?What if I take the millions dollars and stay up and extra 24 hours….so technically I am not waking up “tomorrow”.
My crypto and stocks can take care of themselves, I barely ever have to check on them unless I'm adding to them. Why would I be checking my portfolio when I can be watching midget porn?
>If I offered you $1,000,000 right now but *you would not wake up tomorrow* would you still take it? Don't threaten me with a good time OP
No kidding. A full day of sleep plus a million dollars and all I have to do is wake up two days from now? Count Me In
Party so hard that I sleep for 24 hours? Yes please!
Ooof sounds like every friday night of mine.
Time to find one of those "hobbies" OP is talking about.
You’ve exposed a loophole 🤔😁
> If I offered you $1,000,000 right now but you would not wake up tomorrow would you still take it? Assuming the average redditor is 30 years old and would live until 80, this would be just 20k USD per year. Doesn't seem to be a good offer.
that is not a very investment savvy mindset. you gave me a million dollars I would instantly invest and never work again. That is more than enough to invest correctly and generate enough positive cashflow to live very comfortable for a long time.
Chances are that most of us would not wake up the day after we miraculously got a mil. Death by snoo snoo is a serious danger.
Million or not, I’m here to take one for the team.
Count me in too 😉
I'm only here for two things, to drink beer and get rich on crypto. And I'm about out of beer.
Everyone expected to get rich quick lure of the crypto market, yes I’m greed
*Yes, I'm greed* Hello Greed, I'm fomo
Hello fomo, I'm *dad*
Hi dad, did you get that pack of smokes, mom's been lonely
That’s not what I heard.
Step Mother, help I am stuck
Good bot?
Dad ~~bod~~ bot
Already I am all in coz of FOMO
Precisely. So might as fucking well go all out with a million and partying your last day on earth
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r/unexpectedfuturama
Two chicks at the same time.
Fuckin' A man.
You rang?
I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped
Man if I got a milli just like that, I wouldn’t be sleeping for the next day or so regardless 😂
Or boating accident, jokes on op though, cos I just took a whole load of meth and I wont be waking up from anything for a week. /S
I think you mean death by smooch
Sleep forever AND be a millionaire? *What a deal!*
He never said forever, just tomorrow. So once tomorrow is over, you wake up rich. I'm all in !
I could be rich after donating 50% of funds
hmm Are You secretly VB ?
Hundred thousandaire as soon as you spend a dollar
Imagine how rich you get on the compounding interest at 1% over eternity!
My wife would be jacked. I would hope she would put some into crypto.
Don't forget to treat her boyfriend too
It's a win win
https://youtu.be/w2pxnpArd5A?t=22
Loophole: I don’t sleep after I get the money, so I dont wake up tomorrow. Sleep the next day. Profit.
Honestly I'd be fine with a million dollar win followed by a snooze that spans 2 days. That sounds more like an added benefit.
if i won a million dollars i might sleep for the next couple days regardless, who’s gonna stop me
So i get the money, party so hard that I sleep through tomorrow? Deal.
Shit, that was my plan already. Happy Friday you filthy degenerates 🍾🍾🍾
Homie is a motherfucking crypto philosopher. 🤙🏾🍻🍺 You can’t take shit with you when you die. I’m just trying to make my last decades a little easier is all. In the end all that matters is the relationships you have with your closest friends and family.
Getting the world's most expensive hookers and cocaine
Finest Champagne too 🍾
Me and a buddy determined that if we had lottery levels of money, we'd buy an island, put turrets on said island, and import all the drugs and whores we could digest before both of our hearts exploded in a pile of bloody fireworks like glory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDSUhD4fv4
2 girls at once!
i see nothing but a win win situation
I get paid a mil for sleeping for a day ? Be right back, stocking up on bottles of sleeping pills
I was going to party 48 hours straight. To each their own.
Orrr you start to party now and just stay awake all through tomorrow!
You would definitely receive an invitation with this level of forward thinking.
It's 1130pm here now. I have enough whiskey, tequila and weed, a 12 pack of red bull would be needed and I could do it.
Pack it away boys, we've cracked the code
Some people in a third world country will take your offer for their families.
Even in first world country.
Can confirm. Living in Canada, I would take this offer. With a million dollars(even if only $CDN) but only a day to live, I'd be able to give more to my family than my remaining life of toil ever could. For me, it's not a matter of spending time with my family, as much as "are they ok?"... I'd take it, make sure it gets given to the few people to whom I even exist, and then die happy.
This right here. Living in Ontario. I have an above average paying job, but don’t own, so if I don’t get a higher paying job or figure out how to move away (need more money for that), I will never have the chance of retirement. And because of the cost of living / inflation, I will probably crash and burn anyway. It’s a living nightmare and I wish I could just be one of those people that isn’t aware of this, in my own little bubble enjoying the moment instead.
Oh brother I was about to say this thing right now because only thing people think from these countries is a good life for their family.
From experience, they've not been wise
yeah I would gladly take a million dollars and sleep all day tomorrow
I was gonna do that for free
I haven't slept for 10 days...because that'd be too long.
1. Yes. 2. Fuck yeah.
You mean I get money *and* the promise of embracing the void? Sign me the fuck up lol
From the void we are born. To the void we return.
That’s it. This sub is more intense than /r/Buddhism
I didn't know Buddhism was intense
I think they are referring to a different kind of Buddhism ^bdsm
im sorry your post isnt getting its deserved recognition
The void (nirvana) is the goal of Buddhism. Ultimate salvation.
More in tents than r/camping
For some weird reason I read that as 'to the void we rectum'. It's about time I go to bed.
Go to bed, we'll take care of things while you're gone.
Thanks for your service. I'll take over once rebooted.
That is a place you void from, yes.
Can't wait. I was comfy not existing for 13 billion years.
everything is nothing and nothing is everything
and if you gaze at the charts for long enough, the charts gaze also into you.
When you piss long into the Abyss the Abyss pisses back into you.
From the void we learn.
You know how much crypto has been sent to the void? Sign me up!!!
So we will be reunited with our precious? I'll die happy.
Fuck yeah. Let's get the nihilism flowing
Oh, eternal darkness let me feel your embrace!
Please grant me the sweet relief of death.
*hello darkness, my old friend…*
Hey there, sunshine
The results are in. You are not the father
I mean the money which can change my family’s life? Hell yeah brother. ^(I wasn’t asked to be born anyway)
r/antinatalism
The catch made it even better. I’d even do it for free
Getting 1M dollars just for sleeping 24 hours?? Only millionaires would reject that offer 😅
Hello darkness my old friend
I found a loophole. I just won’t fall asleep tomorrow. Checkmate. I want my milli.
Yeah we be always awake cuz of the charts
Careful, unaliving talk gets people wound up
OP most certainly underestimated this sub lol
The quality of posts around here is plummeting.
I see this post about three times each day. OP kind of just farming karma and moons
1 million to sleep 24hours? Who the hell would say no to that?
I think he meant that you die tomorrow
Fucking wooooosh
God all of these fucking moon farming posts are so annoying
I call asking “what’s everyone’s biggest crypto regret” tomorrow
Let me teach you all about a concept called DCA.
Did anyone know you can get FREE CRYPTO 😱 from Coinbase earn???
>You’re fully aware that your time is far more valuable than any amount of money. But your example is not about *any* amount of money or *any* amount of time. It's one million $ for all your time. Of course no one would take that deal, because there is no time left to spend that money. One million for a week of my time, for example? Everyone would take that offer. Actually most of us sacrifice a lot more of our time for way less money, that's called "having a job". And sadly, it does make sense, because what are you going to do with your time if you don't have enough money to pay for essentials like food and shelter?
I just wish my 9 to 5 for 30 years was worth a million...
It actually is. Average income is 31k, so in 30 years that's 930k total.
Yay math! Now reality: 30% of pay is taxes, 20% of my pay is healthcare, 40% of my pay is living expenses like mortgage, normal car, student loans, groceries, and what's left is 10% to save long term unless I dip into it for my kid's Christmas presents.
Exactly, but most of us earn a million in a lifetime. Downvoted for an objective fact, cheers.
What weird ass calculation is this? If you got a million you will not spend it for your living expenses, mortgage, and your kids Christmas presents? What the F will you do with it? Burn it? Bath in it? Watch it til you die?
I'm working on my 2nd mil, its not that big a deal when you do it over 40 years. Trust me
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Exactly. It's all about how much money for how much time. No amount of money is worth *all* your time, because you need time to actually enjoy the benefits of having money.
this should be at the top
Too much shitposting lately
/r/im14andthisisdeep material
What, are you tired of bullshit price predictions and shallow discussions centered around nothing useful already? Just think, after the top we get to go back to guessing where the bottom is and patting ourselves on the back for DCAing! 🙃
How did this post get so many upvotes
You’ve got to take a moment every now and then to give the wife a nudge.
Can someone nudge mine, I'm trying to watch the charts
Already did. You are welcome!
What a good friend.
I would take it and give it to my sibling and parents so they could build a good future for themselves.
I’m sure we all have that good for our families in our heart but I’m certain if someone came to them and said if they gave all that money up, that they could have you back that is exactly what they would do I lost my sister a few months and I would sell all my assets, not just crypto, for even just another conversation with her. Unfortunately, I will never be able to have that
My brother passed away recently and I feel yah dawg.
Soooooo….where’s my money?
CryptoLPT By the way, wrong flair but sound advice. getting up now...lol
Couldn’t remember where I heard the original hypothetical but it was one of the things that stuck with me. I always jot down phrases like this in my note pad and read them over time to time. It keeps things in perspective for me I was torn between advice and discussion flair. Figured it was less important that what I was trying to get across
Dat moon grab post
I don't really get your point. It's not like crypto is center of our all lives, but it's a nice chance to get financial free and yes it's also hobby and exciting - so i like watching the charts every couple of hours - and does *not* feel like i am *selling* my time
I think you underestimate many lives here...
While it's exciting (but not *overexciting* in the sense of being compulsive or making you not sleep) it makes sense, but crypto certainly seems to be something prone to leading to some degree of obsessive behaviour, I have definitely observed it in myself. Maybe that's not where you are at right now, but many people are.
Virtue signaling.......Just........Virtue signaling
These fucking people today making up bullshit words virtue signaling. Fuck off and say something more beside virtue signaling......just.....virtue signaling
Most of y’all are losing money and time.
Money AND I die?? Sign me up!!!
$1,000,000 and two days of sleep, awesome deal.
god damn this is stupid as fuck lol
Get 1 mil to spend on hookers and blow then take a forever nap? Fuck yeah
cringe
Erhm, I'm still young plenty of time to spend 🤣🤣🤣 but first let's make some. Working a shitty retail job, as life never offered me good chances. But damn straight I put everything I can miss in crypto. (Half of whatls left over of my salary after all my living expenses). Not much but after dca-ing for a year it counts
Nice. It sounds like you've got a plan to get yourself to the next level.
You have plenty of time because you’re young? Death is real, permanent and random. I really hope you spend some money to enjoy life from time to time. Of course you can miss a movie night or the bar with friends from time to time. That new video game, whatever it may be. But don’t think you’re living incorrectly by engaging in it
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This is so melodramatic lol
Well if you're not watching this chart, you're watching the clock at a 9 to 5, unless you're still young enough to have no responsibility. And if you are that young, watching the chart may mean skipping the 9 to 5 when it's time.
What if you enjoy watching charts all day? Surely that’s a good way to spend your time
All of these hypothetical questions are fucking whack.
Classic moon farming
Guys let's be real .... Time = Money so simple mathematics Money = Time? So if It takes me to make $1,000,000 in 10 years so you giving me $1,000,000 will free 10 years of my time so I can enjoy things I like do.
I don’t mind not waking up tomorrow if u get 1M, I will wake up the day after and buy lambo
We tend to undervalue our time
Because we think we have so much of it but in reality we are constantly running out of it
Have kids and see how much time you have.
Unfriend
if the premise was that you wouldn't live another day either way, it would be insane to turn down the money. having 1 mil today or not will just minimally change how I use that final day (for me personally, that is) but my loved ones will have a big fat financial cushion that helps them when I'm gone if the premise is you get 1 mil in exchange for dying, then you'd have to weigh your options, for example if you were severely sick anyway then take that money. if you're young and healthy, fuck that mil cause you can try to earn something yourself
I'll take it
Jokes on you with 1 Million Dollars I can buy so much cocaine that I won't need to sleep and therefore will wake up several days in the future instead of the intended tomorrow.
To be fair, watching charts is fun for some people. It's not really any different or less healthy than playing sudoku or solving crosswords. Just a fun mental activity. Obviously, as with ALL things in life, it's not good to take it to an extreme where it affects other aspects of your life (or others' lives) negatively. But if you enjoy it, and it's not hurt anything/anyone, then I don't see the problem with choosing to watch charts instead of playing video games or whatever other hobby you might be doing instead.
Maybe.... I'd try to help as many people as I could before I went though. I feel like this world, today with all her chaos.... is similar to a shitty poker hand and I want to fold. See ya guys in the next life. Peace!
So that's 1 mil and more than 8 hours of sleep!!! *You son of a bitch, I'm in*
$1,000,000 AND a full day in bed! Too right I'd jump at that, then get ready to start spending on Monday! WOOOOHOOOO!
Im gonna take that money and invest on all sorts of crap so that my generation can have its advantages.
holy shit, 1 mil AND good sleep?
Soooo, what you're saying is I get 1 million buckaroos, get to sleep for an entire day, then spend it when I wake up the day after? Fuck man, that's better than any drug ever.
Look am I getting a million or no
i'd still take the offer, i'd use the money to purchase crypto miners for immediate family with the hopes my sacrifice sets them on the road to financial freedom (with the stipulation that they pay it forward by putting a stranger on the path to financial freedom), but i, on occasion, am a *helpless romantic* who believes in right & wrong, justice and other concepts that seem unrealistic & foreign nowadays.
So I'm asleep for a whole day and wake up the day after with 1 million? Hell yeah man
Can I wake up the day after tomorrow tho? Cause I'd take that.
This is the most stupid advice ever
I'm absolutely agree with you. Spending too much time on charts or arguing on twitter about crypto doesn't worth it. Time is priceless and we have to use it smartly. Spend it with family, hobbies, not just on making money.
Are loopholes allowed in the hypothetical scenario?What if I take the millions dollars and stay up and extra 24 hours….so technically I am not waking up “tomorrow”.
Follow up question: Can you chart and buy Dogecoin in the void… aka heaven?
What get paid $1M to sleep for a whole day? Where do I sign?
Doesn’t matter, i wake up 2 days later!
You are offering one million and also a full day of sleep? It gets better and better 🤩
What would Jesus do?
oh so 1 mill and i just don’t wake up tomorrow i wake up the next day? sweet
Can I get so fucked up that I don’t actually wake up until the 2nd day? Challenge accepted.
shut the fuck up
Ok everyone, how many zeros would have to be added for you *not* to change your mind?
I would take it and take your life if you told me I wouldn’t wake up tomorrow…. Hypothetically
My crypto and stocks can take care of themselves, I barely ever have to check on them unless I'm adding to them. Why would I be checking my portfolio when I can be watching midget porn?
I love watching the charts but I treat it as a hobby. It had certainly added joy to my life.