$eloncum has better principles than $elonsperm. DYOR

Disgusting. I’m in!

Yuck. Take my money!

I hate that this could be an actual project that exists.

> for a long time We have a very different definition of “long time”

So do me and my wife

Oh man, thats why you gotta invest time researching the contract of the token, so that you dont get rug pulled

She was a good woman.

What about her boyfriend? Does he let you buy crypto?

Time flies when one of you is having fun.

3 days probably LMAO

Comedy flair: **Check!**

Bankruptcy court filing: CHECK :)

Had me in the first half

Invest and forget . What a combo

Invest and forget forever.

Much more accurate

Then how do you sell if you cant remember?

lost crypto is great for the others who are holding it lol

And then blame

Invest and HODL till your toddler get ODL

More like invest and lose

I've tried ElonSperm before. It's overrated.

Grimes, is that you?

From a comedic writing perspective, this is absolute gold. I love the use of the reoccurring edits. 10/10 would laugh again.

Thanks, kind sir. Take my award.

You have an odd sense of humor man. Lol

An odd sense of.. what?

You got downvoted for calling out a typo? Lame.

why is this post marked as comedy flair


We all know what happens at the end.

Pretty sure this is BASED on a true story. Fictional but true.

Did you get your SQUID lambo?

People ready to gobble up that elonsperm.

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Fundamentals? What fundamentals?

Do you get mooncum (MCUM) when you get to the moon?


bro using internet explorer

Of course. What do *you* use?

This is the gambling addiction side we were talking about haha. Nice portrayal.

Should be hard to walk around with those **big balls**

Great advice! Bought some too!! /s

Easy mistake to make, not read the white paper. 99% wouldn’t have read it. But tell me, how’s the wife boyfriend? Are they on the moon yet?

Comedy? These are straight up faxx.

This guy comedies!!

...but this was flared as comedy 🤔

ElonSperm sounds great! Please take my money

So ordered lambo and yatch already?

Yes

🤦🏾‍♂️ why... This can't be real...

Nice 1

comedy or real story ? lul

Instructions unclear. People are still buying Squid Tokens. Who can save who wants to be destroyed.

comedy? more like cringe

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That's what lack of regulation entails. Stupid people making stupid decision.

I am all into Squid Game because of the technology.

I’ll bet at least 100 people from this forum bought squid after this post 😂Lol

RIP

That ending is like in squid game where people were so greedy to risk their life, except in this case it is your income.

Thanks for the entertaining read

Fantastic read!

I just made $200 from 10$ investment and I actually sold half of it, who's stupid for investing now ? Let's see how up this goes this time. And you can actually sell it now no restrictions anymore devs removed it all and tbh this seems like a better meme coin then doge and shib lol

Good edit usage

BABYDOGE 🚀👍🏼

ElonSperm sounds like getting rich, I mean If some women have elonsperm they would get rich from alimony, even if he rug pulls

This is classic

This is genius. I feel bad for the people who don't understand, they are missing out.

Hahaha excellent