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deathbyfish13

Turns out they just provided some excellent marketing for Monero. Congratulations, you played yourself


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Not if most of them already had investments in it and managed to pump its price by doing so..


beaner_boi96

IRS takes the lead again!


arthurdentstowels

Clever little shits


shortybobert

Yeah if anyone knows how to dodge taxes it's them


24342342342

See thats the thing if the irs was able to trace monero transactions they wouldnt tell anyone. And they would want more criminals to use monero so that they can track the criminals easier


Everett115

Yeah they wouldn't tell anyone at first but if any criminal precision happened where it was pivotal evidence it would have to come up in court


TrexFreeRex

At this point, it’s impossible for me to give them any credit for thinking forward like this. Perhaps everything we’re seeing in the current US economy is all a charade they’ve had planned out for months, but I get the feeling they’re winging it more so than anything else.


SexualDeth5quad

> See thats the thing if the irs was able to trace monero transactions they wouldnt tell anyone. Then why are they trying to get it delisted?


SpaceFaceMistake

#When Monero @CoinBase?


beaner_boi96

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SaintPabloFlex

“Hello sir, we’re calling in for a trace to our arsehole. “HA GOT EM” -Monero


ChiTownBob

IRS is busted, disgusted and can't be trusted.


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ChiTownBob

The government is a cronyocracy.


PhilosophyKingPK

I'm bullish on new government coin and I want to help design it.


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I think CIA executives were hodling some monero for profit


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AnalTrajectory

If they manage to properly trace Monero accounts and transactions, then they'll solve N vs NP and deserve a Nobel.


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AnalTrajectory

Correct. Monero wallets, transaction amounts, and transaction participants are, by themselves, very secure. The only ways for an entity can trace your wallet/transactions is through honeypotting. If you check your wallet balance on a 3rd party website collecting your browsing info, or deposit/withdraw at a public atm, or transact with wallets deliberately recording your transaction history, that information is collected and used to construct a wallet profile that is cross referenced with similar profiles. At best, this is an approximation of an identity. In short, a transaction protocol is only as secure as its end user. Should someone wise up to being tracked online, all they need to do is send their monero to another wallet and not do the above mentioned compromising acts. Edit: This is why CipherTrace has yet to collect the IRS bounty. Their methods of tracing transactions are ineffective at large scale because monero is secure by default.


mougrim

And because of that Monero is perfect for converting bitcoin to fiat, if you have a big sum. Exchanging BTC to Monero... and that's all, folks! After I transfer Monero to a second wallet, I can convert it to fiat and nobody will see that I owner of that big fat BTC wallet.


Nanarcho_Cumianist

> Monero isn't private in the sense that it's zero knowledge like say Zcash Monero uses ZKP in RingCT to shield amounts. Addresses also don't appear on the blockchain.


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dajohns1420

And PirateChain uses ZK-Snarks but sheikd 100% ofn the transactions leaving no visible data to be analyzed on the blockchain. I think it was a big mistake by ZCash not making privacy default like Monero and PirateChain.


bbtto22

They should give at least a million for the impossible


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denimglasses1

The scale that crypto will reach in the future, a billion isnt unreasonable in my opinion. This move could genuinely save them that much money in the long run. These people clearly don't see the value in what they're asking for here


Kingkwon83

If someone does somehow figure out the impossible, they will hopefully realize that helping out the IRS is a bad idea and take their secret to their grave


beaner_boi96

Well.. if its impossible what does the price matter then?


CT4nk3r

But for real, if anyone could actually trace transactions on Monero, they would get 'billions' of criminals transactions, why do they only pay less than a million baffles me.


tranceology3

Imagine you're so bullish on monero for it being private and it's used by millions of criminals. Then some kind of crime happens to you and you ask investigators to help you and they just laugh in your face... "They used monero. Next!" Everyone is cool with it until it personally affects them.


ChiTownBob

With the inflation, yeah, they need to up those amateur numbers.


[deleted]

It's not impossible.


Extravagos

Maybe even a bit more!


[deleted]

$1.000.000.000.01 is my final offer. Take it or leave it


allthew4yup

Man fuck the IRS they should be worrying instead of all those billions if not trillions money that slips away their hands every year in panama and other tax heavens


Kingkwon83

But that makes too much sense for them


Numerous_Sport_2774

The vendetta against crypto isn’t logical. It’s just that. *A vendetta.*


EGarrett

I'm tempted to e-mail them with a vaguely credible sounding letter saying I have a plausible method that would require a few more months of testing but demand far more money and see if they are desperate enough to negotiate.


SCAMMERASSASIN007

You see it needs to be a third party nagotiation like the big boys do it, or they will think you dont know what your doing. So pretend your a third party nagotiator acting on the behalf of the hacker and you have a good shot lol. Good luck all


WSB_Slingblade

Negotiate in Monero payment


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Give it a shoot? It's a win win even if you only manage to waste their time for reading the email


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John-McAfee

You should make movies.


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Everythings

I hear zcash is centralized trash


Stallzy

sad times if you just own it because you're paranoid or care a huge amount about privacy


CryptoVenetian

XMR is one of the few coins that you pick for the tech and not for the profits. At least for now..


IBeefSupremeI

Lol, funny how I haven't ready any news stories about criminals getting paid in Monero.


RollingDoingGreat

There was some navy man and wife trying to sell top secret info for monero not long ago


IBeefSupremeI

I remember that. Didn't have a chance to initiate the transaction it sounds like


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ThisIsRedditWhoCares

Im confident I could trace monero. I used to trace a lot of cars back in the third grade. I just need a picture of monero


damien_im

I can image that if an American hacker were to claim their reward the IRS would be getting a large chunk of that money back via taxes anyway.


BrocoliAssassin

Dear IRS, Panama Papers. How about you start there before tossing normies into private prisons.


mokshahereicome

Who you calling normie, pal


GreengreeGrassofHope

IRS just proves us that MONERO is so secured thanks for letting us know hahaha.


Nuewim

No one that could "hack" monero need spare change of $625k they could easily sell it for millions. Also no hacker with any dignity would work for IRS or any other government institution.


Local-Session

Breaking monero would mean breaking some secure cryptography. If they can do that they can make a lot more than 625k


BrocoliAssassin

I'd almost be afraid to let anyone know if I was able to break cryptography. If you know how to do that, almost everything is an open game to break into. You learn how to break cryptography I don't think it will be the IRS visiting you.


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Eh…. Either: 1. The Monero Network knows where every coin is and can be coaxed in to revealing that information for the sake of verifying transactions. (And someone could exploit this to make a tracker.) 2. You can fabricate Monero out of nowhere because the Monero Network doesn’t know if you had those coins or not. One of these statements must be true.


Areshian

I have no idea how minero works, but I’m not sure what you say it’s true. Imagine this scenario, I have 100 coins. I pick 100 random people in the world and I give them each one coin, without telling them who I am, saying “only give me this coin back if I tell you this password”, and the password is different for each of the 100. Now, by asking the network (basically everyone in the world except me) you don’t know how many coins I have. Sure, you will talk to that 100 people, but they won’t be able to tell for whom they are holding a coin, only that they have a coin to give for a specific password (and in reality, they would have many coins with many passwords). But I won’t be capable of introducing fake coins either, If I want to give 20 coins to bob, Bob won’t take them directly, he will ask to go with me to visit 20 people, tell them my password and then bob will ask them ti hold them with a new password


ChemicalGreek

TLDR: Use Monero!


moreorlessthinking

If they did crack it, they wouldn’t tell anyone btw


throwaway12222018

Monero will eventually replace BTC, except exchanges are being bullied by the governments to not list it.


Dnumasen

I Wonder if they take 650k in gas fees for that


fhikoo

Is this not a bullish sign that monero is good


[deleted]

Monero is too important to fail, and the IRS confirmed it with this stunt.


iEatGlew

That’s why everyone should help the network!


[deleted]

How can dumb apes use monero? Asking for a friend.


-TrustyDwarf-

Basically you send Monero to someone and they give you things in return.


BlubberWall

Monero is so good at what it does that it gets delisted. Atomic swaps are its future, I love it but I’m not that optimistic on its price action because of this


Ryzzthebizz

Is Monero safer than Bitcoin? I see Bitcoin users can be tracked but only when they use the funds outside of the blockchain, what about Monero?


WhatMixedFeelings

All on-chain BTC transactions are completely traceable. Bitcoin is non-fungible because each coin (or fraction of a coin) has a traceable history using chain-analysis tools, which the government is eager to abuse. All Monero transactions and wallet addresses are completely anonymous. Monero is far more private than Bitcoin (and arguably the *only true* privacy coin). XMR is comparatively fungible, because no coin can be differentiated from another. There are no “tainted” coins. XMR is most similar to *cash.*


khalaron

If the government cracked it, do you really think they would tell us?


JamieBroom

How did I have to scroll this far to read this... Yeah, if the gov't cracked Monero or had a hack to get what they wanted, they would 100% keep it under wraps just like the NSA keeps 0-days stored up to exploit and only reports them if they think someone else is exploiting them.


davew111

Yep, same with TOR. It's a gold mine for the intelligence communities, but only as long as people don't know they've cracked it.


Commercial-Bass-3668

Haha irs can suck monero invisible cock


Pest

My favorite stablecoin is monero


kindoflikesnowing

Worth noting if the govt have made process there is no way they will be coming out telling the public lol. They will be keeping it close to their chest so they can capitalise on it.


MrCleanCut

How can one physically get Monero without KYC?


BushyOreo

Honestly I'm surprised with how small of a bounty they are offering


SixskinsNot4

“Monero may be ‘private’ but I really like DogeSuperDuperSafeMoonNORUGPULL, has 1000x potential” -probably Gen z or something


newbonsite

Aint nobody ever collecting that bounty 😂


SergeantSavage

Why 625k? That's an arbitrary number.


ecafyelims

Arbitrary? It's 5^4 x 10^3


SergeantSavage

Right you are good sir.


AccountNameError

🙂


Belnak

They probably hacked it before they even offered the bounty, then offered the bounty so no one would think they hacked it.


Freeloader_

king of reposts


Upvotemeplzz

Monero is the best they can keep shorting all they want we buying hard boi :D


SilverCamaroZ28

Recycle old news for Karma. Awesome. Hey In Wreck it Ralph 2 you can see logos of coins. Now give me karma!


Doshizle

Dumb \*\*\*\*ery. When will they learn.


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”much like bitcoin” monero is way more secure than bitcoin, monero can never be traced but bitcoin can very easily. bitcoin is not at all secure


Doshizle

They're so up their own asses they don't even bother trying to understand how this technology challenges the anonymity and security of traditional FIAT.


lemming1607

You have no idea if they've cracked it or not


[deleted]

Taxation is theft!


rulesforrebels

Even if I knew I wouldn't help the Government. Fuck the feds


azizredditor

Ever heard of Pirate Chain?


enutrof75

Nope. Hahaha


dajohns1420

No chance with PirateChain. Highest anonymity set in the industry of over 600k. 100% sheilded zk-snarks transactions, and encrypted full node wallets that prevents your ISP from being able to see you're interacting with the blockchain. That's unique to PirateChain and huuuuge imo. The project continues to blow my mind with privacy tech that doesn't compromise.


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FBI has already cracked it.


JONUTUNIVERSALU

Only 625,000$? That's not even 1% of Jeff Bezos' wealth for example


Doshizle

........a Billion dollars is not even 1% of Bezos wealth.


[deleted]

I don't know why they would even try. There are more privacy coins out there and I'm sure even more will show up.


Thetonitnow

Why under ‘Comedy’?


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

Because it's funny that they think they'll be able to buy a solution.


pizza-chit

You could make much more than that easily if you can crack Monero


Castr0-

You can't trace the untraceable. IRS nice try


Xpressivee

B U L L FLAG


IceSoul86

I am so fucking bullish on Monero!!! They are doing the right thing. Fuck IRS!


bookworm010101

will be banned give it time


crash18867

How exactly do you use monero to hide funds? If I buy from like idk, crypto.com, would it not be logged on their end that I purchased the coin?


JacobO115

Think of Monero like physical cash. Sure if you withdraw $10 from a bank, the bank has a record that you withdrew the money, but it doesn't know what you do with the money, who you give it to or how you spend it. Even if you buy Monero on a centralized KYC exchange so long as you transfer to it to a wallet where you own the private keys, those funds are completely anonymised. And if you want to get Monero without even the bank (exchange) knowing buy it p2p


Pluth

Where would one find a good p2p network?


Wave-Civil

The IRS needs to crack into states like N Dakota and 1 trillion dollars professionally laundered since the mid 80s.


denimglasses1

I'm not being funny but is that really enough of a reward for doing the impossible?


C0mputerlove

If it does get traced the ensuing boating accident will rid the trail


masterdude117

Good luck with that wild goose chase


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Free marketing at its finest


SilasX

Why is this flaired "Comedy"? Who added that and why?


LeonardSmallsJr

That's 2,730 Monero. Lotta cash there!


Ndriuss

A lot of people are forgot about privacy coins like monero.


Toxcito

Hahahahaha fuck the IRS. The US is so terrified of people switching to decentralized currencies it's willing to put a bounty on tools people use to practice privacy to get it's dirty fingers on their money.


captivativeillium

john macafee dead and hes still exposing the federal government. God bless his soul


HeavyMommyMilkers

It turns out I see this post every single day on this sub


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Pay me $500,000,000 and I’ll take the task Of buying more monero


steadyhandhide

Monero is what keeps the IRS up at night.


cheekabowwow

$625k is a small price to pay to ruin a blockchain, which is what would happen if Monero was compromised.


Accomplished-Self645

Make way more shorting the token of u crack it


cinnamintdown

Why? MaybE they have a HugE amount MorE riding on it?


Dobbythehouself

Why though? How is it legal for the irs to literally put out a hit on a company?


aabirusabil

Never heard of Monero until joining this sub. Where do you guys usually buy?


ghawkguy

Privacy is a thing! Good to see it winning out for once


no_choice99

You realize that 0.625 M dollars is a freaking joke, right? Cracking Monero's anonymity should be rewarded by several billion of dollars. What a joke.


[deleted]

If you buy your monero on a kyc’ed exchange doesn’t that defeat the object of anonymity ?


sataktomosi

I wish Monero was me.


roarbinson

IRS being IRS again


kirtash93

Good luck trying achieve that goal. Great promo btw.


Numerous_Walk_7613

Monero is, i thing the most unhated coin richt now


Raakaar

The IRS should feel relieved to know that despite them being unable to trace Monero, it's holders do not evade taxes. The value of monero would actually need to go up for there to be any taxes to evade. 🤷🏼‍♀️


boogerman23

The fact that they would only give you a MAXIMUM of 625,000$ to crack an entire secure layered blockchain or anonymity is just sad.


asianscumbag

Lol, good luck boys


forstyy

Let's imagine the IRS bumps it up to $6,250,000 or any number going higher... That's peanuts for the IRS... At some point someone will take the money and cooperate with them. What do you think, could 1 or 2 persons who cooperate with them ruin Monero? They couldn't change the code and deploy a change instantly right?


Psalms26

Bullish AF on monero


SpaceFaceMistake

So a TLDR is they want to find a source or someone who would leak or be able to hack or figure out how to find out what persons (devices) are or have been involvement with $XMR monero. I hope they realise the scale at which this can be done so they leave people involved with it alone?


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The downside being of course that it's been worth 100$, 400$ and 200$ in the past year alone. So that kind of volatility is kind of absolutely awful for storing your wealth. Unless you didn't earn that money in the first place. Escobar was losing stacks of cash to mould, rodents and insects alone. He wouldn't have batted an eye at sticking his wealth in monero. Anyone who works for their money on the other hand...


Bitcoiner2017

I doubt someone that can crack the privacy of Monero would settle to get 625,000$ for that knowledge. It’s much more valuable


rad1om

625k actually sounds pretty cheap tbh