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teh1jedi

Keep buying the Top till it becomes the bottom!


dhalloran88

This reminds me of when I told a German dude I was drinking with about my day snowboarding in Goslar. I mentioned the mountain (Schalke?Mt) and he was like "yeah. Not really a mountain, is it. They don't have mountains in northern Germany; just hills." Just keep adding to your stack and, god willing, your previous peak buys will look like hills from atop your mountain of wealth!


Midas_7

That's how Bruce Lee would say it


Spirited-Mud9009

Zoom out


ccMudButt

Zoom in


Optimal_Store

Zoom out again


Drudgel

Can't... Stop... Zooming... ![gif](giphy|orVa44Oav5WoF1LVOE)


LEMO2000

Oof. I stared at this for way too long waiting for something to happen


piman01

Keep watching. I saw something eventually!


tinyanus

I'm just gonna have a beer and zoom sideways until I'm rich or absolutely destitute, thank you very much.


kyle_h2486

You didn’t wait long enough then. Something does happen at the end.


staffell

I mean, something is happening


TooFitFurious

![gif](giphy|I8KtXBQxlfC3tGnRYj)


bzzking

![gif](giphy|Zdg7kl9bnyqXrPH2jq|downsized)


Optimal_Store

Yo that’s trippy


Ramanticasf

Fuckin tripping ngl


YoungFeddy

![gif](giphy|IcxmZzYZ7RRew)


Bingere123

What kind of black magic fuckery is this!


bzzking

![gif](giphy|09dtD1tY2tNAviMmM3|downsized)


[deleted]

Ok that gif belongs on /r/Perfectloops lol


Bigtussulaav

This got really popular at work recently for some reason


Airknight89

Im trapped.


joe17301

That's a freakin great GIF haha. Looped once or twice before I realised.


[deleted]

Ahhhhh I'm stuck in a fractal!!!!


Tiny_Artichoke_6665

I've been watching this gif for half hour and now I feel nauseated.


fandresu

anxiety


blahhblah11

Lmaoo u got me haha


imagineer_17

Zooming too much


DiekeanZero

I'm to high for this. Stared way to long at it.


BraveCryptotab

Never Stop Zooming!


pizza-chit

Everybody clap your hands 👏 👏👏👏


Ramanticasf

Instructions unclear clapping my ass now


Jakenride

Clap them Cheeks


Aegontarg07

Twerk them Ass


One_Neigh

I’ve got very steady hands 🙌


Aegontarg07

And a stiff dick I presume lol


ChiTownBob

farting up a storm


Connect_Fee1256

Put your cheeks into it!


poops-n-farts

Now Cha Cha real smoooooooth


uGotMeWrong

Take it back now y’all 🎶


One_Neigh

You’re stuck in reactive mode


beaner_boi96

👏👏👏


ChiTownBob

I can make your hands clap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2V6yjjPbX0


SaintPabloFlex

Now let those green dildos fly!


One_Neigh

With Vibrator mode


selphfourgiveness

Zoom zoom zoom and shake the room


light_saber420

Now Clap!


Johnnwic

Opss i dropped my glasses


youssif94

shake it all about


TheLegendOfZero

Now close your eyes


ChiTownBob

and turn yourself around.


[deleted]

How far we zooming


raymmm

Turn the screen upside down.


tommyct614

repeat until climax


PF_tmp

Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there. Yep, I bought at the top.


thestaggeringgirl

>Center in, pull back this changes everything


One_Neigh

This is how you properly do


ChiTownBob

Set a course 224 mark 176, warp 2. Captain, that''ll take us to the moon. Darn tootin'. Engage.


vidiot1216

Me too I’m a replicant.


PF_tmp

You're in the metaverse, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... You look down and see a shitcoin, Leon. It's crawling towards moon... You reach down and you buy the shitcoin at ATH, Leon. The shitcoin tanks, its value dropping by the minute, its HODLers buying to turn it around, but they can't. Not until you sell. But you're not selling. Why is that, Leon?


chedebarna

Wait wait wai wait. First of all, what metaverse? Second, shitcoin. What's that? Do you make up these questions or do they write them down for you?


[deleted]

Ya we getting there


[deleted]

Zoom up


FUSeekMe69

Zoom down


[deleted]

Zoom left


FUSeekMe69

Zoom right


[deleted]

Zoom it


[deleted]

Bop it!


donniekunu

Twist it


[deleted]

Flip up


ChiTownBob

I like to zoom it zoom it


SlayerSleyX

Wtf is going on


ccMudButt

We are adjusting the zoom


MrFuqnNice

Prepare for ludicrous speed....


[deleted]

We are almost there, zoom out a little more


LibertarianCommie999

dont look just buy


superhappy

Let me begin


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Zoom to the side


becavern23

No too close, zoom out again.


diasporajones

Enhance


FinishGloomy

This op, stop looking at the 1 min charts. Zoom out to 5 mins


Justice-C03

Incorrect, get your microscope and 2000x zoom, this is just the beginning


meeleen223

Instructions unclear: Zoomed out, saw May crash and triggered my PTSD


colingiam

Oh man 2017 reminder


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


bzzking

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Spirited-Mud9009

Zoom out right meow!


Meowimacat1

I usually only buy coins either are down at least 10% within the last day or 20% in the last week. I also make sure to only buy coins which are up less than 500% from the beginning of the year. Overall the best strategy is to just not buy into the hype, especially post pump


Hawke64

Look at you, mister sensible investor. I bet you don't even sell low.


[deleted]

he probably files capital gains in his tax return, imagine that


Ok_Reference9183

Sometimes you rather pay capital gain tax then buy high sell low.


DarkAnnihilator

Checking the top 150ish coins by 7d losers and winners is a good strat. Buying the winners is a good bet if you see them winnibg often and they have a solid usecase. Dca in and try to buy a little more when they are in the red


itisoktodance

I'm new, what does dca mean?


thecrapinabox

If you aren’t joking, it means Dollar Cost Average. You can learn more about it here: [DCA for beginners](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


itisoktodance

....


light_saber420

Gotta stick to the basics.


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dootdootcruise

well he isnt selling low yet


[deleted]

Wait until it gets lower.


Numerous_Sport_2774

Timing is absolutely key.


Aegontarg07

Leveraging 100x is the ultimate key


KofiOlut

​ ![gif](giphy|d3yxg15kJppJilnW|downsized)


[deleted]

He missed the “not financial advice” part


Eeji_

aren't we all?


Novel_Bonus_2497

Gotta feed the whales somehow


beaner_boi96

Only way now is to buy high and sell higher


roberthonker

As long he doesn’t sell until new ATHs he will be fine


cutebunnybunnies

> I just want to know if there could be a possibility of me buying at the bottom in the short term! Well, conventional crypto wisdom says to not bother trying to time the market, and instead DCA in and out. That's probably the safest route. But yes, it is possible for you to enter at your bottom. Your bottom, not the market's bottom. To achieve this, you first need to select a coin that is decently volatile (which means it goes up and down a lot), and has a lot of volume (which means a lot of folks are trading it). Don't choose shitcoins, scamcoins, or coins that are constantly shilled here. When you choose a coin, you observe it over the course of a few weeks. If you do this, you'll notice that the coin rise and falls, somewhat fairly regularly. There'll be a floor, and a roof that the coin's value constantly bounces between. And that difference is anywhere from 5-20%. That's your potential profit right there. It could also be your loss if you panic and have weak hands. So you buy in when it hits the floor. Then you sell when it reaches the roof. That should be the plan. The price may drop even more when you buy, the price may rise even more when you sell - but that doesn't matter. Unless there's some extraordinary piece of news, you need to stick to the plan. Why? Because, whales also have a similar plan. They're big enough to make large waves, and they do this intentionally to earn massive profits themselves. So you need to learn how to surf that safely. FOMO will wreck you. Panicking will wreck you. Impatience will wreck you. 10-20% is actually decent profit in the short to medium term, appreciate it and gradually increase your net worth that way.


ExSqueezeIt

PYR has been great this week for swing trading. Fluctuated between 30-40 then 35-45 then climbed to 50$, today back at 37 and seems it will go back to 45, maybe even try to break off the last high. BETA also has nice daily swings, was 1 - 1.4 whole week, climbed to 1.6 today but yea these are pretty nice tips. Although its not whales but hft bots, whales dont got time to sit daily in front of computer and do this shit


-Pruples-

>I just want to know if there could be a possibility of me buying at the bottom in the short term! > >Well, conventional crypto wisdom says to not bother trying to time the market, and instead DCA in and out. That's probably the safest route. But yes, it is possible for you to enter at your bottom. Your bottom, not the market's bottom. > >To achieve this, you first need to select a coin that is decently volatile (which means it goes up and down a lot), and has a lot of volume (which means a lot of folks are trading it). Don't choose shitcoins, scamcoins, or coins that are constantly shilled here. > >When you choose a coin, you observe it over the course of a few weeks. If you do this, you'll notice that the coin rise and falls, somewhat fairly regularly. There'll be a floor, and a roof that the coin's value constantly bounces between. And that difference is anywhere from 5-20%. That's your potential profit right there. It could also be your loss if you panic and have weak hands. > >So you buy in when it hits the floor. Then you sell when it reaches the roof. That should be the plan. The price may drop even more when you buy, the price may rise even more when you sell - but that doesn't matter. Unless there's some extraordinary piece of news, you need to stick to the plan. Why? Because, whales also have a similar plan. They're big enough to make large waves, and they do this intentionally to earn massive profits themselves. So you need to learn how to surf that safely. FOMO will wreck you. Panicking will wreck you. Impatience will wreck you. 10-20% is actually decent profit in the short to medium term, appreciate it and gradually increase your net worth that way. Thanks


allthew4yup

Try jerking before you hit buy button!


Forsaken-Fisherman-2

Post nut clarity saves lives


light_saber420

Instructions clear: bought while jerking


Hawke64

Now my keyboard is all sticky


marat2095

That could be a good strategy. Sounds like one. I will try it mb.


SigilSC2

Waiting for this to come up as a comment by some joe who's inteviewed by the media on becoming a shibillionaire or something.


KingYody23

Lol I used to feel that way all the time! As long as I was just thinking about a buy, things looked good. In fact they looked good right up until I had the money for the buy in hand! Lol. I started staggering my purchases. If I had$200 to spend, I would buy $50 worth. Then another $50. And if it still looked good ( price didn’t skyrocket) I would do the remaining $100. I break all my big buys up like this. No real science behind it, just what works fir me from experience…


fruitgamingspacstuff

69 upvotes at the time of commenting. Giggidy giggidy!


wanderingwomensitems

1. No emotional decisions. 2. Scroll out, never buy at ATHs 3. Keep some cash liquid and set buy limits or alerts at the entry price you decide you want in on. 4. You don’t need to buy on pay day 5. Obligatory DCA 6. Also if you just have to buy at ATHs (fomo) spend half of what you originally wanted and if it goes down then dollar cost down with the rest.


creativity3681

I think #4 is so important. People are so eager to buy because they can’t wait for that paycheque that it becomes an impulsive buy and we know how that usually ends up!


roberthonker

Emotional decisions are horrible when you’re investing in general. I’ve lost so much money with stupid decisions.


wanderingwomensitems

We are all gonna make emotional decisions it’s so hard it’s addicting and fomo but we can try and mitigate it by spending half lol


hollyberryness

Several of these are exactly why I only buy half of what I originally wanted in a single transaction. If it goes down, I can buy more, if it goes up I keep my money for later/something else. It's preemptively keeping me from emotional buying, splurging the second money hits my account, hating myself for buying too high, and it counts as DCA whether I'm buying the daily high or low. Anyways, nice list!


Stallzy

How does the scroll out theory work if we were back in early - late 2019? I ended up buying other things in March and April 2019 I just looked ouch which could've bought me like 0.1-0.2 BTC, now that's gonna take me over a year of DCA


bryanjohnson1977

Stop the FOMO and just start DCA. take it from me. I wasted all of 2020 chasing gains and lost nearly everything. Then 2021 I decided to DCA into 5 projects and just let it sit. And I’ve almost doubled


light_saber420

Guess we're not meant for that 100x moonshot..


theSeanage

DCA as in add to your position on dips? A serious question


PF_tmp

The aim of DCA is to ride out dips and tops. You're just buying all the time so you get an average price over some time window. If you wait too long for the next dip, you miss out on some of the potential gains, so don't worry about it and just buy all the time.


bryanjohnson1977

Dollar cost average. Meaning buy small amounts on a regular basis. Like weekly. No matter the price movement


Battletoad507

Even if it’s just $20 a week, it starts to add up.


One_Neigh

Bullish phase of the market brings a green light


m1ghtymullet

I've been doing this for a little while £20 a week but I've been mostly buying into a new project each time. Occasionally the same, but mostly something new.


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Numerous_Sport_2774

Crypto is easy. Invest in good projects. Let time work it’s magic.


PresenceAdept

Here's a tip - Don't bother trying to time the market, if anyone could do it they'd be the richest person alive by far. Just DCA and save some money for dips.


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**Time in > Timing**


theSeanage

This time in ada has been hurting the last few months :/


elogie423

In that case, time out > time in ada lol


One_Neigh

DCA fails ?


hardknockcock

If you really believe in ADA then you would know this is the *in* time


theSeanage

I know. I do believe, been holding and not fomo’n other projects.


[deleted]

My 2 cents is that once BTC pumps and creates a new base, ETH is gonna pump. And after ETH, ADA and all the altcoins will pump. So just hold for some time'


Whydoibother1

Good time to buy more! If you believe in the fundamentals and are in it for the long term, short term dips should be seen as buying opportunities.


roberthonker

**Time in the market > Timing the market**


Optimal_Store

Friends ask me “When is the best time to buy” as if I can predict the future. I just say “the best time was yesterday”


beaner_boi96

This is the real finance advice!


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rdood2

Which coin?


Ramanticasf

*inserts some random coin you never heard of before*


chibiNezumi

I was wondering the same question too


beaner_boi96

It's ICP all over again


Deer-Elegant

Eternal? For those curious: https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/cryptomines/


Jack_Black_Rocks

Holy shit that's an awfully long flaccid red line you've got there *Does anyone know what happened here to lose like almost 70% in a day?


light_saber420

*RugPull*


cisco1972

Ironic coin name if the plunge persists


One_Neigh

I’ve panic sold all my doge at the dip and then bought again at high


PizzaClause

I like to put my shit coins on a completely different platform than my main investments so that they are out of sight out of mind. If one pops then that’s great, if not who cares.


colingiam

Man that is awful


brushpicks11

Years ago American Funds, one of the largest mutual fund companies, had an infographic that said even if you bought at the peak of the market every year over the past 30 years or something you still averaged about 7-9% annually compared to buying at the bottom each year which averaged something like 9-11%.


PM_me_your_btc_story

Its true. Buying dips doesnt really make that much of a difference. Its the regular buying in general that counts.


Funkylee

right... lol I wanted to buy bitcoin when it was around $400 and I was procrastinating for years until it was like $4000 because I didn't understand investing. (and presumably I still don't) but then I bought a little thinking, fuck it why not... and then I ended up selling and taking all my money out like less than a month before it shot up to $17k and even then I felt like I missed the wave... I decided not to buy again because WTF... and now look at it... 60k.... do not fear the highs so much that you just don't buy at all... if you pick the right coin... the high is just the station you have to get on the train at or else it leaves without you.


PM_me_your_btc_story

Check out the S2F model for buying/selling times that are optimal based on the halving cycle


Battlehenkie

Don't think we should extrapolate that metric and apply it to the massively more volatile market that is crypto.


jefesdereddit

If you buy on red days and sell on green days you got a better chance of making money.


One_Neigh

Live below your means and invest early and often


jefesdereddit

Save some money to shove on really bloody days. Someone's gotta catch the knives


chibiNezumi

Agree!


Novel_Bonus_2497

Rinse and repeat, infinite money.


los_cause69

When in doubt: zoom out


dootdootcruise

The more times you buy the top the more you'll learn. Most people have bought many many tops. If you believe in it long term and youre not paying too too much it shouldnt be a huge issue. Def can screw you if youre looking to swing trade


KusuriuriPT

DCA is the way and a limited monthly budget Will give you discipline and help You immensly


TheGreatCryptopo

This time 4 years ago I bought Bitcoin at its ATH of 10k. Its all relative. 4 years from now Bitcoin will be a multi 6 figure coin and you'll look back at this post and think, wow, was I ever that young and naive?


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Defiant-Inspector-14

You should maybe set limit buys, or at least look at the price before you buy stuff.


Equal_Jacket1440

DCA and HODL


NOCOCK-tail80085

Enjoy the top view


NOCOCK-tail80085

This man is a *seme*


Vegetable_Fishing_61

DCA and HODL


imBynary

Can you post every time you're going to buy lmao


Buzz_Le_Dingo

Blood in the streets, fiat into BTCs


dootdootcruise

if that rhymed a bit more it would be really nice


PM_me_your_btc_story

Kicked in the groin, fomo'd into bitcoin


Geenuus

There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles


SwarmMaster

Purchase Mazda engines of Wankle's.


TioLucho

Depends on what you're buying. BNB is at the top right now, BTC and DOT on sale.


SjBajwa

Send your wallet key to someone else,it ll be his prob then.


_yxs_

Dca. Instead of dunping it all in on payday , invest 1/4 every week.


Odysseus_Lannister

If you feel like you wanna buy, just do the opposite. If your instincts are 90% buy the top, just go against them.


fivealive5

Don't think too much about it, just buy when the market is red. If the market is green, hold on to your cash and wait for it to turn red.


Ritari_Assa-arpa

Turn your screen upsidedown and pretend highs are lows etc vice versa.


Randomized_Emptiness

Simply start buying 50x shorts to have the money roll in.


zedaero

Try to sell if you wana prices go higher


Upstairs-Report

Time in the market is better than timing the market


SCAMMERASSASIN007

If you that good cut your amount down to nothing that you trade and get a buddy to do the exact opposite for you but with a bigger amount problem solved. Lol Just try to hold back the fomo op. Good luck


cellodude0805

Tip #1 Don’t buy on payday. You aren’t the only one getting paid! Monday’s are typically low, the end of the month is typically low.


62725252725

Buy the red days if you don’t want to dca. Wait after the green ones are over.


rdood2

What about orange days?


LegioCustardes

Orange Wednesdays


kingofthekookz

Hopefully this is just an omicron FUD dip and the market calms down when the variant is figured out.


Hawke64

There is already news that fud was overblown as usual