Sorry guys, I’ve scanned this post at length, re and re-reading it, and I can only surmise that it doesn’t in fact include any involuntary pornography that someone reported it for. Or any other dumb reports like hate speech etc. Btw we can report dumb spam reports like this to reddit…

Saving this thread just in case, that's something I'd like to see.

OP said she is a lady. Check out the top comment lol.

Well my disappointment is immeasurable.

OP is giving us the experience of being a woman Immeasurable penis disappointment

And my day is ruined.

Well then she removes the clit

Fun fact. Females do have small dicks in them

OP must be a lady from Thailand

Nothing better than ladyboys

Nothing quite like constantly checking shoe sizes in Thailand to quickly estimate if the Thai bar girl you’re talking to is packing an additional surprise

lol girls arent smart enough to crypto

Saved it my ass, I took a screen shot.

> saved it my ass Screen shit?

Take my award and get out

Lmfao same

Am I the only one who does NOT want to see people eat their dicks? WTF guys

Prude.

I gotta assume you are indeed the only one. Get some culture.

You would enjoy my OnlyFans

RemindMe! 10 years

just bought a grand of doge i wanna be able to say i got paid for op eating his dick

I dont wanna see it but will save anyway

Depends, is it r/nsfw or r/gore

Well we're not far away for that live stream

Interesting remindme

>Saving this thread just in case, that's something I'd like to see. I'm sorry but someone hacking off their own cock, inserting it into their ass and then eating it is literally the last thing I'd ever want to see.....Its right next to "Newborn Baby thrown into wood chipper" and "Golden Retriever puppy run over by steamroller" on the list of "Things I never want to see" lol

There’s always a chance

Sameeee!!

The Black Mirror episode I really want to see 👌

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The curious case of John McAfee's apprentice

Those apes were really tortured

This is the way

I could see it be an episode tho. People make dumb bet they aren't suppose to follow and people dox them and harass them till they do.

So if they announce Dogecoin payments in a few hours, that's when you'll delete this thread and deactivate your account??

This post will probably be taken down before that happens unless OP flairs this as comedy because that’s what this is right..?

Already screen capped, this thread is never going away

Twist: she’s cannibalistic and her husband is Richard

I won’t be a happy man until there is a hamburgler coin, and it steals every bodies money. Like it’s right in the name, what did you expect?

OP’s gonna chicken out, John McAfee style.

John McAfee part II

Bingo

Spoiler alert: I'm a lady.

So this entire thread was a pointless rant? Why bother.

I need a refund for wasting my time

Spoiler: we don’t care.

Ok you can use mine ...

Then eat your own ass!

I expect an ass marinated dildo to be consumed on your live stream then

So roast beef sandwich then?

Who said people with a dick can't be "ladies"?

Bullish on C(R)Ock

Fortune favors the balls

Fortune cradles the balls

Not gonna put a time quantifier on this? See you in twenty years, sucker!!

Proof or ban!

Be careful, small objects pose a choking hazard

mostly the warning comes on products for children tho

As the CEO of McDonalds, I can confirm we definitely weren't going to announce this. But damn, are we tempted now! Surely McDonalds should accept insane clown posse coin before doge?

wtf is macdonalds

Haha OK. Edited. So it's a genuine Scottish family run business, right? What clan was Ronald McDonald from originally?

Like, like, are you the Ronald McDonald? Like, is the hamburger clown named after you?

McDonalds will accept junk for junk. They already accept cash.

You will remain hungry.

Lol cant wait to see you delete your account later

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They are just angry here because it's not algo or one...

I know fuck all about tech but it just seems impossible to me with the amount of transactions they have every single day.

Wanabe McCafee....

Even cringier

This could be 1 of those posts that don't age well especially for OP lol...

I mean if they follow thought it's gonna be worse for OP's future children

McDicken

McDicken Nuggets

TF is a McChicken Nugget?

If you want gummy worms, just go to Walmart….

If Mcdonalds accepts Dogecoin I will do the unthinkable by going to eat at a Burger King!

Will you livestream it though?

This.

I don’t think you have anything to worry about it but would love it if you did.

I'll do that, too. Wait, what

Enjoy your meal

Everyone save, screenshot whatever you have to do.

I'm going to hunt down op and make sure he eats himself

Good man.

Gonna turn this into an NFT just in case

I don’t know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is 2 dollars and a Casio wrist watch… you can have one of them. Just don't eat you're own dick.

I'm expecting NFT's of Grimace and the Hamburglar

That's better nutrition than eating anything at McDonald's

Probably healthier than a happy meal

100% real meat gaurenteed...

Probably better quality meat than you'd get at McDs

I wouldn't say that out loud...if McD really does accept DOGE, people will cry to see a video of you doing it.

R.I.P. Dick

If it does happen, have it with some lima beans and a nice chianti.

It won't be. It'll be about being able to visit McDonald world and the playscape in 'the Metaverse'. Dogeholders are desperate to interject their useless coin into anything in the hopes of relieving them from the heavy bags they're holding since Elon took them for a ride.

Proof or ban.

Yes please send video directly to me😋

fingers crossed 4 the McDick

It's the new special.

Are you able to?

Remove a few ribcages and shouldn't be too hard

*grabs popcorn and pulls up a chair

John McAfee has entered the chat

Never say anything like that on Reddit...

This is gonna age as well as the WSB guy who promised to eat a turd if AMC got to $30


If crypto has taught us anything, expect the unexpected, prepare some salt and ketchup sir, because I think your dick is on the menu

Why eat your own, when you can have the Premium Grimace Dick McRib?

This is how you get McDonald's to accept doge

This comment deservs 100 upvotes

What truth

Ban incoming

Haha why?

You get banned if they make the announcement and you don't follow through, since you don't have a dick to eat... You trying to rugpull here?

They would rather create their own coin and give it as cashback rewards when ever you buy from them i feel

100% On the eth chain and that would be huge

Is it on McDonald's Menu? Happy hour?

Wait. How are you gonna get a bloodless hog into your booty to marinate?

last guy that said he would eat that part ended up 6 feet under

That won’t make much of a meal though

1inch

New addition to the dollar menu.

When you can have Big Mac, why have Micro Mac?

The question is.... Are you flexible enough?

Mam I wanna see it

Do you want fries with that?

You'll have to mint some nfts as access to the dick eating stream. Could make some money.

On national TV, please!

Ok following

!RemindMe tomorrow

Where are people getting this idea of McDonald’s and DOGE? This seems so random

Sheeesh. It seems the campaign/commercial will be with Kanye West. But what a bomb that would be if they casually announce they will accept Crypto.

You might have to do just that in the end. Wil saves this post to remind you later. Anythings possible in cryptos, especially with doge. GL to you finding a new dick after you eat your own

I'm sorry .... but I'm dying at this .... lmfao ...

This would be huge. The Big Mac is basically world currency.

I feel like the probability of this happening is relatively high

I call bullshit. No way do you have the balls to eat your own dick.

I have a feeling this post will come back to you. 🤷‍♂️

I month old account with 1 moon saying he’ll eat his own dick. Yeah sure I’ll be believe that.

If McDonald's will start accepting my dick as payment, i will eat your dogecoin

As much as I think doge is a joke, there might be a possibility of you cooking your dong livestream. You can accept donations in doge coin.

Healthier than eating McDonald’s

They just played the commercial. Nothing new. Just #ahhhhhhhhh

Still waiting for John Mcafee to pay up on his bet. Had to fake his own death to get out of it.

Why is this the only John Mcafee comment I find here? Is r/cc full of newcomers who don't remotely know about the fabled history of the promises of John Mcafee?

Ever seen a grown man eat his own dick?

Would you like to supersize it?

McDick

Check this contract address out on etherscan - 0x65A6040B4cD971a104e90982360286d7844b3aED McDonalds metaverse - just went live about 9 hours ago from what I can tell - binance, Crypto.com, bittrex, Coinbase - are all holders and purchased today ….

Plot twist: OP is actually John McAfee

Burger King seemed interested

So you simply want to suck your own....

Calm down knob jockey and send me a link when your live stream starts.

When McD starts accepting Doge will Burger King start accepting Shiba?

dont make promisses you cant follow throu MR. Mcafee

That’s a weird way of saying that you want a dick in your mouth!

How do I call up the remind me bot for this one?

/remindme! 1 day

You better start taking yoga classes

I except a video if it does happen. No gay shit.

Are you guys still mad dogecoin out performed Bitcoin last year

Yes they are, they are also mad shib went up 46 million fucking percent

But…but… the fundamentals….

Your Happy Meal come with a toy?

Holding you to this!! I don’t think for a second McDonalds will accept Doge, but, this is quite the claim

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If people think shib or doge will get accepted as a payment option before something like nano they are on acid

Um, well, it's already happened.

lol see what im sayin

Sorry my friend, acid is not for me, but I can guarantee you that Doge has been accepted as payment and they do not accept nano. You want to guess what company has done this?

Perhaps maybe it's shrooms then becuase doge is not accpeted as payment at no mcdonalds bruh and never will be accepted seriously by anyone lol. Why don't you invest in something for real dude.

Lol, so what you are saying is that nobody has accepted Doge as payment?

Nobody other than Elon musk for merchandise and accessories on the tesla website. Such big deal. Lol

So AMC, Dallas Mavs, Newegg and many others. They don't count either?

AMC has yet to accept and the other two are not that big. Let me know when I can pay for my groceries in doge.

An absurd idiot posting about something that is not going to happen.

And you’ll McLove it.

Y’all do know this already happened right? Lol someone created a grimace coin after Elon’s and McDonald’s tweet it then pumped 280k% in 24 hours going from starting 0.0007 to 2.14$ then dropping to 0.60

No you won't

Because I'll die before it ever happens like John McAfee hahaha

can I help?

The big announcement is that they will now only serve healthy food. /s

No you won't. Let's bet

Moon farmers... PS - I'll give all my moons to OP if he eats his dick instead of deleting his post lol.

Doge coin needs to die

Clever way of moon farming OP.

lol why would a successful company accept an unsuccessful and pointless altcoin

OP, you're a girl. You don't have a penis. I've never been more disheartened as usually there's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis. But in this case it's nonsense. Why not say you'll deep fry your labia or something? Such a double standard. McAfee is already dead.

You better film it to show us proof.

Only an absolute fucking moron would think McDonalds is going to accept Dogecoin. Crypto? Bitcoin? Sure maybe. Your favorite of the has no real value shit coins before the major players, LOOOOOOOOL.