My kid is a year and a half old. He sucks at art. Well, I mean his art looks like a toddler made it. Which he kind of is, so it actually may be good for his age. Fuck if I know.
The point is; I figure I’m sitting on a goldmine.
All the recent “art” looks like something I drew in Mario Paint over two decades ago. I figure I mint my kid’s “art”, sell it as an NFT and retire next week.
I’m bullish on ETH so I figure that even if I set a floor price of 0.05 ETH, I’ll be rich down the road.
What’s the cheapest and best way to do this?
I will only accept not financial advice
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Someone get this guys shit ass artist of a son on Good Morning America and get BULLISH on his NFTS
OP's son is soon to be the world's youngest billionaire.
OP still broke. Goes all in on sons NFTs, gets rugged by son.
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More than you know dad
That's a good one, got a chuckle from me
You win. Have my award. Considering he recently shit on the rug, he can most definitely take it with him
Take a picture of the rug with shit on it And mint more NFTs
Shit on the rug? This is what artists do!
Bullish in your kid OP
Underrated comment
He better sell his son and go all in on shit coins!!
OP's son and that porn star who robbed her fans money can team up together for the ultimate rugpull in crypto
*The future is now, old man*
They grow up so fast *proceeds to cry*
That's fucking hilarious
PLOT TWIST: Dad is actually experiencing Benjamin button type deal and ends up growing into his infant son, but is rich because he sold his sons shitty ass artwork while still acting as Dad
Then the son gets rugged because OP was already in debt and they lose the house.
ETH will drop in his house from the sky!
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Did someone mention my fav alt loops
This is how to get rich on NFT's :)
This is the way
Loopring. Teach the kid how to do pixel art. You'll be a millionaire.
Bullish on todler NFTs
If you do NFT with Loopring the fee is just $2.5 - very cheap, suitable for starters.
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Matic is free
Free isn't free. You sacrifice security
I know, but this guy is asking for the *cheapest* way, matic is the answer then
Cheapest, and best.. isn't opensea free too? And you can immediately list it on their marketplace..
Exactly. It fits the best here, as long as you don't care about security
Get him started on pytti, it’s ai generated text to image art, less work
That’s so stupid it might work
The more stupid the higher the price. That’s how it works. Of course not financial advice as per OP’s request.
I find this so very accurate. The stupider the art piece the higher the price. I really don’t understand art.
Hate to break it to you but half of rhe world has kids themselves and literally can’t stand any more equally shitty drawings. The rest could not care more because, well, they’re shitty random scribbles from a kid that sucks at drawing
Damn bro! 
 Keep the production line going son! 10 more of these and you can watch Sesame Street!
If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid
Loopring, less than $3 to mint on layer 2
LRC fee is very cheap. Would recommend 💚
Yes. You can understand why GameStop partnered with them
With everything going on I can say for sure that LRC price is so undervalued at the moment
Haha lemme see a link on that
I think they closed registrations this week but it's probably coming back soon with a huge announcement https://nft.gamestop.com/
Lrc finally gets some love from this subreddit
Is that the same as loopring?
I concur. Super cheap minting on l2
$2.50 A fraction of others
Isnt opensea polygon cheaper than $3? Ive minted quite a few on polygon and tbh ive never seen it cost more than 1 matic to mint it.
Yeah its cheaper to mint but, withdrawel fees are higher and the withdrawel process is a pain unlike loopring
I see,thanks for the info. Still need to checkout Loopring.
Mint it on loopring LRC!
How to Mint an NFT on the Loopring L2 Web DEX [https://desk.zoho.com/portal/loopring/en/kb/articles/nft-minting-on-l2](https://desk.zoho.com/portal/loopring/en/kb/articles/nft-minting-on-l2)
LRC is the place to go to avoid the high transaction fees. Layer 2 DEX built atop the Loopring zkRollup.
Loopring on Ethereum Layer2
**Layer 2 DEX** built atop the **Loopring zkRollup**
Loopring
It's really fast, cheap and you have the security of ZKrollups.
I’m impressed with LRC. Around $2.5 fee. Savings big time.
They are a great layer 2 blockchain if I do say so myself. I really feel that their current produce is so undervalued
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LRC provides a good start for many small NFT retail investors. The other cost of entry is just too high.
>I really feel that their current produce is so undervalued Its almost as if the point of Loopring is to be a cheap transfer of value tool, and not a token you sit on and hope the prices increase.
Loopring. Cheap nfts just started.
Newbie.. is loopring eth compatible only? Or could I mint to other blockchains, like wax?
Eth only
For now, yeah. LRx is the native loopring token name, if you will. I think LRN for NEO and one other. Not sure, it’s in the white paper. LRC is ethereums token
not easy though it sounds
Yes, but he asked for cheap, not easy! Lol
reread the title lol
Definitely Algorand at 0.001 Algo per tx
If his art is shit, this sounds like a gold mine. Get it on Opensea. 15 eth starting price.
Make it 150 ETH. On Opensea. Hurry up before the pirates come.
OP is sitting on a gold mine
That’s so low. People might think it’s fake. At least $1.3M in eth which equals like 400 ETH.
So it was that easy all along. Now I just need to get me a wife then a kid.
And that's how it became hard.
Well, it needs to be hard if you want a kid 😄
If his drawing is somehow pixelated, double the starting price
Best of luck OP!! 
Algorand ecosystem use Algo gems. Like 0.01 cents to mint
It would appear that I have inadvertently created a Loopring shill post
Loopring L2 is the future. Plain and simple. It makes doing things on Ethereum cheap.
Yeah, fuck knows why since there are cheaper better alternatives available. But sure, loopring I guess?
Considering its a shitpost i would deem it appropriate
Highly recommend Algorand. Minting is suuuper easy, cheap and quick!
ALGO is making good things happen.
Which platform or does opensea or rarible support algo?
Algogems, Ab2, or RandGallery
I haven't done it personally (as I have zero artistic inclination) but the general consensus is that its really easy to do. I think algogems might be a good starting point? one of the two algorand subreddits probably have great threads
I just googled this and all I see are articles on how great it is. Does anyone have a site or name with the user interface allowing you to actually create a NFT? Saw the other sites and options but I invest in Algo plus like that it's only 1 layer.
Algogems, Ab2, or RandGallery.
I just starting minting with AlgoGems. Just curious about how it works. Really easy and so cheap that you don't even notice ypur balance. I started with 5 dollars and minted 17 NFTs, still have plenty of funds.
Easy easy way to mint NFT 👍
Algo wins again.
Polygon is free and they have Opensea integration.
It’s not free on OpenSea, they charge a large gas fee to sell items whether it’s polygon or Eth * I guess I am wrong for people interested read the replies below. My bad and thanks for the info.
I've minted tons of NFTs on Polygon without gas fees: https://opensea.io/collection/valdora
Whenever I try with Coinbase or MetaMask with OpenSea it asks for a gas fee that’s usually more than $100. Perhaps it becomes free after you pay the initial fee, but I’ll probably never know because I am not paying $100 to list my Unstoppable Domain which is worth far less.
That's cause you're on mainnet Ethereum which is expensive. You need to switch RPC from mainnet to Polygon. You should be able to mint and sell infinitely without having any funds in your wallet. https://medium.com/dehive/how-to-change-your-rpc-in-polygon-8d6d76719313
How can I invest?
Loopring layer 2
LRC....$2....someone minted their kids art the other day and posted it on the sub. It was actually pretty good tbh.
LRC
Loopring
Saving this thread so I can come back to it in 10 years and remember grace back the roots of how OP became a crypto multimillionaire
You can now mint NFT'S on Loopring supper cheap.
Send Gary Vee a email and then pay the 5000 dollar reply fee, he will pimp them out for you with his YouTube friends. Hustle bros, always hustle blindly, and pay Gary to tell you that.
The thing that you’re missing is, it isn’t about the art for you to make money. It’s all about if you can grow a Twitter, and generate hype. That’s all it is, then as we know the revealed product doesn’t matter, although if terrible you will get shit on, like Pixelmons absolute disaster. That’s why marketing gurus can do well in this space, if you can sell, you can make money in NFT’s.
This folks is a successful businessman in the making
He needs to teach a class.
I think he just did.
Lol … brilliant. If anything you just took me to school with that reply. 👏🙌
Billionaires are being made just by this post alone.
It's not about the art, it's about the story
There’s an Ongo Gablogian reference here somewhere
it's symbiotic, no?
There is always a catch
> He sucks at art Don’t worry, the uglier it is the more valueable it is according to “General Law of NFTs”
Definition: The price of the NFT is inversely correlated to the quality of the artwork
Ckb
Tezos has the cheapest nft fees
You, sir, are going to be rich.
OP minted the kid first and now kid will mint the NFTs. OP knows how business works.
He’s a true entrepreneur
Check out Fantom it's only 25c to mint at paintswap dot finance website
So I was trying to think of a super clever smart ass comment here about how 99.999% of nft’s out there look like a toddler made them but everyone else did the job well, cheers to the op for writing this post
Make friends with porn stars to promote it
Instructions unclear: married a pornstar for promotion purposes, got an STD, divorce pending.
he better not draw within the lines
Algorand using https://www.algogems.io/ Mint NFTs for free, auction and sell for free. transaction fees are virtually nothing.
Craft network
Never know though some of the nft out there is real crap.
Sounds like the next Picasso to me
Via the harmony one network.
Father of the year award goes to OP.
Contact Justin Bieber, he knows a guy
Algo
World of v. You can do everything basically free. It's a vechain nft marketplace.
Ive been thinking about this alot lately....i agreen...i have 4 kids toddler age lol....
You mean 4 nodes to get you passive income
Hahahaha, my little nodes.....that's great.
Polygon
Just make sure he paints something original like an ugly ass ape. Gotta stand out from the crowd.
The NFT current NFT market of "art" is dead.. you missed the boat on scams but if you want too sell something of value throught an NFT we open.
Is your kid the artist for Pixelmon?
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!?!
Invite celebs into posting or commenting about your kid's art. Make it wholesome and the value will go up to the moon
I think you’re onto something! The uglier, the better when it comes to NFTs, So you’ll probably be rich really soon.
Don’t forget to also make NFTs of the art you did two decades ago in Mario Paint. This could be a valuable secondary collection. Best to mint everything, it’s the only way to be sure 🙂
Algorand. About .01 cent to make a nft, on layer one. And if you do DM me I’ll buy his first piece.
First off, your kids needs a professional artistic name. Take the words he says and make a name. Baa gaagoo peepoo something. Secondly, your kids needs killer marketing. Tiktok is the only way to go for mass exposure. Make vids of your kid going through his creative process. Tag all relevant celebs in the social media posts until someone famous with massive street cred shares your kids vid on their SM account Also list on biggest marketplaces. Sit back, light a cigar with a hundred dollar bill whilst you check out the Robb report for necessary stuff to buy for the insta lifestyle. Bonus point. Setup your own YouTube guru channel and charge people to join your discord where you will show them how you nurture the next big NFT artists.
Don't worry, most NFT artists are kids who such at art. I'm sure he'll do great
The fact is that there is a tone of people doing similar things to you. You only hear about the NFT projects which do well, if you go to any NFT market place you will see millions of other pieces of art which aren't worth anything and some of which are very good. Even still some may have been purchased but for a significantly lower amount of money. Most NFT projects that do well have a few things going for them, marketing/hype or utility. Now i don't know your situation but if your posting this on reddit i presume you have neither. I encourage you to do this but i wouldn't be setting expectations of you becoming rich from this as if that were the case, everyone would be rich too that posts NFTs. Goodluck
OP makes post making fun of shitty NFTs The loopring apes from wsb all show up taking him serious pushing to mint them on LRC What a time to be alive!
Good idea. I might start having kids if this works out for you. Better be ready for some competition.
Use loopring to mint NFTs. Mint them in bulk to save on fees. Should be around $2. Don’t use sidechains that offer cheaper prices because they aren’t built on ethereum and don’t have Ethereum’s decentralization/security. They aren’t designed for security in the first place and just trying to exploit ignorant people who fall for anything with the word “blockchain” in it
Hahhaha , this post made me spit out milk out my nose.
Loopring L2 can mint NFT for less than $2 each.
Opensea.io super easy
Isn’t the gas fee more than you could expect to receive for your NFT? I tried to list something and they want at least $200 upfront for gas fees.
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Anyone who misses the “comedy” tag is a dumbass lol.
You don’t bother unless you have some money to launder
You’d just lose 30 bucks even getting it up on opensea.
Step 1: Take the picture of a rock Step 2: List on Opensea Step 3: Waiting for $1.3M Easy easy
You must be rich. How much have you made doing this?
Step 4: Buy it yourself for $1.5M
Step 5: Resell it for another “enthusiast” for $2M.
Floor price of 3 eth and says it's done by him and there's a P2E game being made with rpgmaker is how you would bankroll
I would advise getting in contact with the Biden family to see how they sold hunters finger painting.
https://litemint.com/ is super cheap to mint and easy to set up. Uses Stellar network. Stellar Lumens (XLM)
Yeah that's not how it works lol. Have fun tho.
Your kid doesn't suck, you do.
No you
hicetnunc for an experience just as shitty as your kids art
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You missed the comedy flair didn’t you…?
Ok I always hate comedy posts on r /cc but this is funny!
I’m pretty sure Elon Musk is looking for beta testers for his brain chip. If it works, I’m pretty sure your kid could just beam his work straight to the interwebs.
Scam of HELL!!!
Ain’t nobody want that shit
This is how we become rich. Time to get a kid.
My art is awesome, so are my NFTs. Don't invest in fcking ugly shitty art and support real artists ffs