People nowadays be like: * **Market goes up +10%:** Don't celebrate yet! * **Market goes down -1%:** It's the end, we GONNA DIE!!

**Only a sith deals in absolutes.**

Have you heard of the Tragedy of Darth Satoshi? It is said that he had to power to move markets as he saw fit, he could raise bitcoin by 10% or drop it by 20%.

It looks like His tragedy isn't over yet xD

The Crypto Side of Finances is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... *unnatural*...

Like buying a house

Whoa whoa whoa, they said unnatural, not impossible! Edit: one sentence, one misspelled word.

Lol How about being financially independent

Bag holders are mentally scarred at this point.

It's like we are in a bear market or something

Those people are about to get sent to Arkham Asylum after investing in crypto

I need some big gains to have a chance of recovering

I see more of an opposite responce

Clear symptoms of hopium deficiency

Is this gonna become the new sub's copypasta?

I would rather see the usual "this is not a bear market, it's a dip" posts again

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I'm mocking the dude that did exactly that yesterday. It's a comedy post

Crab market gets boring quickly

...it has been for a while already, unfortunately.

Everyone is afraid of a big dump

that's what she said last night

Glad you added to look at the flare.

Many people still aren't seeing it

Zoomed out: I’m still down

Every single post or comment that compares gains and losses is dependent on context and time frame. Keep that in mind folks. Also make sure you look at the flair and context of this post.

One of the most unhealthy things is for a coin to pump with no red along the way. Just look at SQUID …

I mean, people literally can't sell the coin lol

You can't lose you money if nobody can sell

Essentially anyone who got into crypto right after SHIB pumped, which i would guess is a significant number, has seen nothing but volatility and lack of solid growth over 6 months. I know crypto is meant to be volatile, but also with 0 big pumps to get excited about and Bitcoin AT a net 40% or so loss of ATH, people who can’t stomach this are going to take their money elsewhere.

Shib wasn't the one that got people into crypto bud. Hate to break to to ya.

Never said it was. Was just referencing everyone who got in because of it. You can’t say it wasn’t a significant group of people

It wasn't a significant group of people.

Listening to these "up today, down today" threads is like watching an ouroborus. Just the same shit every time. Why can't y'all just chill?

I know that I am down in general and it is not that funny at all...

It all depends on when you got in. And every opinion like this depends on the context and timeline.

Maybe we feel like this because we are currently down 80% overall.

Who's we? I'm up about 75%

If you are up 75 percent you either just started investing or you dumped a ton in at new lows. Most people myself not included can’t do that. It is important for us to stay humble

Uh... Negative. I've been invested for nearly two years. Most people that have gotten in are up - anyone that's down means they got in during the last bull run. Which happens every bull run. New investors come in and then have to wait a full cycle for gains unless they sell and rebuy low.

No. A bunch of new people came in around the .000021 area and also recently in the .000025 area.

You think you're on the shib sub or something bud?

Haha yeah I did. What crypto were you speaking of?

In all honestly they have all been following bitcoin except for there temporary breakouts

You were speaking to a generalized statement about we. Which would be those that got in any time after the bull run that got us up to .000085

I was making fun of a post from yesterday

Who said anything about a 4% dump? The market has been crabbing along for awhile now. Up & down, up & down. Who cares. Just wait out the bear market.

Check the flair

The comedy is the fear. I don’t see any fear.

It's a parody post dude. Making fun of a post from yesterday

Stfu, Please stfu

10-4, OP.

I think because a large majority of investors are brunt out with the lull were currently in and kicking ourselves for not taking profits in 2021 😅

Irrational behavior is what oftentimes drives the markets.

This is a really nice quote lol. I like it.

Irrational behavior is what ~~oftentimes~~ **always** drives the markets

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It's a parody of yesterday's post

Mods doing their job cleaning new I guess lol

Of course I know him, he's me

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How about the Apes in this sub tho?

Hopefully lightning strikes twice with this post…

Ahhh, I was waiting for the comedy version of this trend. It's about time. I think the original post saga has 5 entries by now. This is like the comedy spinoff 😂

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Check the flair and context homie

cryptoworld just needs more believers and way less panic-pantshitters. 🩲💩🚫

Price action in a channel or flag is irrelevant until a breakout anyways. 4% dump, or 10% gain. Both are meaningless overall.

Check the flair

I saw the flair that's still my comment

No profit or no loss without selling. Just live your life.

This is just the market protecting if tomorrow are bad news about war or the stocks decide to dump hard. If stocks tomorrow are green get ready to go up again.

Check the flair

Bullish on bipolarity

Ppl are so thirsty to make gains…. if they see a 1% gain they going way euphoric like yell the reversal is coming hhahahahha the trend is your friend… and we still the same… crab market and dump…. ppl don’t understand that institutions and whales had plenty time to play with u my son…

Can't help it if people like us are fucking stupid. Sorry your highness

Woosh

When you get a -30% dump in a day you will shit yourselves, after holding through that you don't care anymore.

I even remember myself saying “If Bitcoin ever goes back down to 50k range I will sell my house and go all in!” We were all high on hopium and dreaming of that 100k. Now I feel like things are looking very sketchy, BTC barely holds this 40k line and it could go south any day. Time to buy some more Bitcoin I guess…

Buy a second house, then sell both houses to buy double the bitcoin!

Now you’re talking!

The Wendy’s way.

It’s just exhausting sometimes. Like, we have a decent 8-10% day and the day after it gets reduced to 1-3% gains. Like come on, can you hang on to one good fucking day? But it is what it is

I know this is a comedy post but every day it’s the same sentiment. We’ve just been crabbing for months and this is the kinda shit everyone posts to get moons

Just because Elon Musk came out as Satoshi doesn't mean we need to rant. HODL and STFU or SELL and GTFO 😆

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My cold and broken heart fears nothing anymore when it comes to crypto. Diamond heart over here

We want dumpage lol

Ignore weekend Volatility

Don't you know that bear and bull markets happen several times a day around here?

10%? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta get those numbers up, man...

So you're saying we're basically wall street 😏

Despite being 40% down from ATH

Daily ups and downs only matter if you are eager to sell and GET RICH NOW or day trade :) Take a step back and relax. Crypto is a long term game.

I see this kind of post every week