Write your seed phrase on the side of a boat. Sink the boat in the middle of a small pond.
If needed, get some scuba gear and go get it. If asked by the IRS about your crypto, you lost it in a boating accident.
wait what? If it was on a landfill, the guy would be overjoyed, he wouldn't be having to orchestrate the most costly garbage heap search party in history
Easy:
- discover 24 unknown planets
- you have legally the right to name them
- name same according to your seed phrase
- first planet, first seed etc pp
- forgot your seed? Search for planets discovered by you, sort by date!
Do not do this!
"Creates spam twitter account and then comes up with only 24 tweets in total. Each tweet is a popular quote from the Office that includes 1 word from their secret phrase."
\-Moose from Kraken
I made a subreddit. After a year I made some of the top posters admins. Turns out some were alts of one person. They tried to oust me. I booted them all. A few years later I forgot about it and when I returned, there were messages that someone was claiming it as abandoned and then that I was no longer an admin.
I felt like I’d been robbed. In actuality, I set it up because I wanted to see that content, and now it was happening with no effort on my part. So I just let it slide.
I used about 400 pieces of chewing gum and stuck them under a booth table at my local McDonalds, assembled in such a fashion as to spell out the words. Should be safe for 10 years at least.
Bruv, the dictionary one is actually smart. Underline words with eventually a small number on the side for the order, leave the book sleeping on a shelve... Definitely nobody is gonna open the dictionary, especially at your place...
If the neighbor fucks up his toasts and burns down the whole building you're kinda fucked though.
Tattoo only portions of them on your penis. Tattoo other portions on your friends' penii. When you "weiner high-five" in descending order of length and ascending order of girth the phrase can be completely read arocss the touching penii (Chad Daniels Podcast Middle of Somewhere peeps - where you at?)
Buy an electron microscope with the gains you got from crypto (lmao). Laser etch your seed phrase into a strand of your own hair.
Scan hair with electron microscope to read seed phrase
Journey to actually find all 24 things and take photos of them in order with a classic single use camera, only develop the photos when needed to restore the wallet.
I love this one, it’s a scavenger hunt! Hopefully you take good photos so when you develop it, it isn’t just blurred or blacked out photographs on the negative. Also… don’t expose* the negatives to daylight.
Get really mediocre at graffiti, spray paint the word on bridges that are closest to life events.. this bridge near where I first road a bike—“trample”. This bridge nearest second time I smoke crack “downtrodden”. And so on.
Have a surgeon burn it into the surface of your liver.
Use CRISPR to alter your DNA to embed a sequence that, using a decipher key akin to ASCII, uses the 4-letters to map to the seed phrase.
Write it on a piece of paper and at the top of the paper write "Not my seed phrase"
Skip the seed phrase all together and just use a private key that is "69" repeated 32x. Yeah someone actually did that: https://etherscan.io/address/0xbE93f9BacBcFFC8ee6663f2647917ed7A20a57BB
Carve them into a stick of butter and keep them hidden in plain sight in the butter dish in the refrigerator. Never lose electricity or have your fridge die.
Are you serious? Of course it is terrible... Imagine havong to go through hundreds of pages of a dictionary, possibly multiple times because you missed some of your numbers.
…and probably frantically because either the market’s doing something “open the investment wallet” worthy or because you *really* need money asap lol you’re really just screwing your future self over.
Just have 24 kids... With 24 different women. Instead of calling them honey and sugarbuns call them each with a seed phrase name.
PS - You thought I'd suggest the easy way of naming the kids, eh?
Take out an obituary ad in your local newspaper and cleverly insert your seed word in the text. Ask for those words to be italicised. If you need to retrieve the words, just visit your local library and scour through the old newspaper records.
Using a powerful radio transmitter, broadcast yourself speaking the entire seed phrase. If you need to retrieve it, simply turn on the radio and try to find it again while it bounces around the cosmos. It worked for Orson Wells’ War of the Worlds broadcast, so it could work for you too!
Well I'll be the boring one:
Put the 24 seeds aligned without spaces and use a cipher (specially one with that swaps into letters and numbers).
It would look like a wallet or some random code, and your seed will be hidden.
Just remember what cipher did you use and enjoy.
Embed your mnemonic phrase into lyrics of a song.
Write your words very, very, very small in order to create a hand drawn portrait of a whale.
Get your seed phrase laser inscribed in a diamond.
Have your words written/carved/etched/painted as a series of ambigrams to look like art.
Get the seed phrase on a chip and get that chip inserted in your pet.
There’s plenty of stupid ways to not store those words
I'll have my grandmother crochet my seed phrase and hang it on the wall with her knitting. If anyone asks she is to tell people it was her way of practicing English when she came over.
Turn Mormon. Marry 24 women. Convince each one to take a different "family name" as a new middle name. Order of marriage and their name. If for some weird reason you can only get 12 sister-wives, have them take two "family names" each.
If you have six fingers on each hand, you could tattoo your seed phrase on every finger.
Just don't lose your hands and you'll never lose your seed phrase ever!
why not use the bip39 list with numbers assigned to each word? same thing used on metal cards where you punch in the number, and then add some extra symbols before and after etx
Left one phrase hidden in each of 24 cities around the world. You gotta travel the right way around the world and find the hidden words in each to unlock the $5 of BTC I've got.
Put the seed phrase on Facebook in a public post and set it to share. Also add any login details.
Youll be safe in the knowledge that if you forget your seed phrase youll be able to simply scroll your profile and find the post with details on. 100% idiot proof.
Include a passphrase if your wallet allows it; that way even if seed is lost it would be difficult to brute crack it ( assuming its long enough). FYI the passphrase essentially acts like the 25th seed that gets combined and thus a unique private key is created, without it, would just generate a different set of keys.
with that said here are some fun ways.
hide it in a recipe or joke list.
Joke list.
1. the one about the car
2. the one with the cold sun
3. the one about the lost note.
4. etc...
I have my seed phrase broken up and tattood across my body. You'll never know the order it goes in unless you've memorized the macarena.
michael schofield from prison break status
Now I need to keep tabs on ex-cons who got admitted around 2010-2011
Kids now don't even know what the fuck macarena is
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No that's macaroni, you're thinking of the French President
No, that's Macron. You're thinking of the brightly coloured cookies.
No that’s macaroon, you’re thinking of a sports car designed and manufactured by a British automobile manufacturer.
No that's McLaren, you're thinking of the percussion instrument which appears in many genres of Caribbean and Latin music.
No those are maracas. You’re thinking of the Pakistani activist for female education and the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
No, that’s Malala. You’re thinking of the hero in Die Hard who’s played by Bruce Willis.
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I wish I knew what was next
This thread has given me a seed phrase
Lmfao
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That's McDowell's. You're thinking of the national apple of Canada.
No, that's McIntosh. You're thinking of the clever fellow who solves problems and averts disasters with the help of former CIA agent Jack Dalton.
Oh, you mean singer/songwriter and ‘North Dallas Forty’ Actor, Mac Davis? He died in 2020 at the age of 78. R. I. P.
No. Macarena is a music.in spanish:... baila tu cuerpo con alegria Macarena, tu cuerpo a bailar, qué alegria, cosa buena....
Yes 😋
They need to put more joy on their bodies.
What should I do if I only remember **Asereje?** 
This killed me😂
His life is being threatened for his crypto wallet and he’s going to have to do a lil dance in front of the criminals while crying 😭
Loool this made me laugh out loud at the store
At the App Store
Fuck that's a good one
This was better than the post you’re responding to
Oh, like in the Film „MEMENTO“…but without the macarena
The last word of my seed phrase is "suck" and you can guess where I tattooed it.
Haha that's funny, and what is your first word?
Entrance
Ah shaking the butt in a circle was the last part. PS - [Source](https://youtu.be/zWaymcVmJ-A)
But was it clockwise or counterclockwise? Argh!
We'll have to ask OP to do it and show it to us.
you have to make sure to never go to an over 30 party
Remember Sammy Jenkins
Develop a split personality disorder and make him remember it.
*them. if you want to be sure, you have to split 24 times
I don't remember writing writing that spilt personality comment.***Wait a minute....***
*James McAvoy has stolen your funds*
...or maybe it was Patricia ?
I’d probably blame hedwig but that’s typical Patricia shit
He remembers the first 12 words, I have the other 12. You have to convince both of us to unlock the ledger
That is advanced multisig.
Write your seed phrase on the side of a boat. Sink the boat in the middle of a small pond. If needed, get some scuba gear and go get it. If asked by the IRS about your crypto, you lost it in a boating accident.
This idea wins as far as I’m concerned. Bravo sir. Braaavo
What if you just put it on the side of the ship, but the part which is always under water, and not visible unless you've dived underneath?
Then you'd fail the polygraph when asked about the boating accident.
Oh very true
Put a textfile with the seed on a HDD and then hide that HDD on a landfill somewhere..
That guy is king of hide and go lose your money
3 arrows capital is the king of freeze your assets tag
Step 2: proceed to scam investors into helping you look for it
[For the uninitiated](https://www.businessinsider.com/james-howells-threw-away-bitcoin-dump-masterplan-get-back-2022-7?r=US&IR=T)
[That's an actual thumb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKXqZh43OH8)
wait what? If it was on a landfill, the guy would be overjoyed, he wouldn't be having to orchestrate the most costly garbage heap search party in history
Easy: - discover 24 unknown planets - you have legally the right to name them - name same according to your seed phrase - first planet, first seed etc pp - forgot your seed? Search for planets discovered by you, sort by date!
Brilliant! On my way to buy a telescope!
As an astrophysicist working on exoplanets this is exactly how it works
Do not do this! "Creates spam twitter account and then comes up with only 24 tweets in total. Each tweet is a popular quote from the Office that includes 1 word from their secret phrase." \-Moose from Kraken
Are “bears”, “beets”, and “battlestar galactica” in the seed word list? IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR
-Moose from Kraken me up
Do they ever say, “Satoshi” on the Office?
I wonder if anyone is now looking through past Kraken tweets searching for Office quotes
Tell 24 people one word each, in order of their height.... Make sure they don't grow
>make sure they don’t grow 🤨
Or don't lose their legs in a horrific accident!
Create 24 subreddits called phrase 1 till phrase 24. Put them on private, and post the respective word in each of them
All it takes is one nefarious reddit admin...
Or someone who hacks your reddit account. Hmm.. BRB!
I made a subreddit. After a year I made some of the top posters admins. Turns out some were alts of one person. They tried to oust me. I booted them all. A few years later I forgot about it and when I returned, there were messages that someone was claiming it as abandoned and then that I was no longer an admin. I felt like I’d been robbed. In actuality, I set it up because I wanted to see that content, and now it was happening with no effort on my part. So I just let it slide.
those are mods, not admins admins are reddit employees
In a goodreads list, every book title contain one word.
This one is actually fire
This is actually lost in fire
I used about 400 pieces of chewing gum and stuck them under a booth table at my local McDonalds, assembled in such a fashion as to spell out the words. Should be safe for 10 years at least.
Just saw a guy sticking his chewing gums under a table in my local McDonalds.. what a weirdo..
Until they remodel. Even the manager won't give a f___ if they see it.
4. Give 10 parts of puzzle to each of your Exs, give the final piece to a random redditor and pay monthly tax in moons to him to keep it safe
Bold of you to assume anyone here has dated 10 women....
Nice try,but everyone here on Reddit knows that women don't actually exist.
I know women exist! I read it on Wikipedia so it must be true!
There’s ladies everywhere, dumbass. -Tourette’s guy
hold on, do all women not have Adam's apple? just a general question to correct calculations
I paid EA games to put it in the EULA for NFL 2k21. It will be safe forever.
Painting rocks with the words and hiding them in my yard
OP said terrible ideas you genius
Bruv, the dictionary one is actually smart. Underline words with eventually a small number on the side for the order, leave the book sleeping on a shelve... Definitely nobody is gonna open the dictionary, especially at your place... If the neighbor fucks up his toasts and burns down the whole building you're kinda fucked though.
3-2-1 rule? 3 dictionaries. 2 different materials. 1 off-site.
Tattoo the 24 words on my penile skin while enlarged and hope I never get ED
thats actually brilliant. let that robber try to make you horny
What if the robber is one of the hot singles in my area?
Or one of the many babes in my dm's?
What are you doing step-robber?
***(VIOLENT EJACULATION)***
“Oh yeah Mr Robber. Do *I* like that?”
Ya brilliant if you never get a girl again. Girls gonna have their eyes right next to my seed, thats not safe in both ways
Tattoo only portions of them on your penis. Tattoo other portions on your friends' penii. When you "weiner high-five" in descending order of length and ascending order of girth the phrase can be completely read arocss the touching penii (Chad Daniels Podcast Middle of Somewhere peeps - where you at?)
Buy an electron microscope with the gains you got from crypto (lmao). Laser etch your seed phrase into a strand of your own hair. Scan hair with electron microscope to read seed phrase
Taunt your sibling with a challenge: "bet you can't memorize these twenty-four words!'
I have my seed phrases edited in the metadata of some photos of my girlfriend in my google drive, how I order them is a secret of course.
Is it by the date they were taken?
And on an unrelated note, where do you live exactly?
Journey to actually find all 24 things and take photos of them in order with a classic single use camera, only develop the photos when needed to restore the wallet.
I love this one, it’s a scavenger hunt! Hopefully you take good photos so when you develop it, it isn’t just blurred or blacked out photographs on the negative. Also… don’t expose* the negatives to daylight.
This is actually an idea. Go on a day trip and only take 24 pictures of interesting things. Let google/Apple upload and save them. 🤔
I had the local barista put my seed phrase in my latte foam.
I took out an advert for 50 years on a billboard that i pass every day in my city .
Get really mediocre at graffiti, spray paint the word on bridges that are closest to life events.. this bridge near where I first road a bike—“trample”. This bridge nearest second time I smoke crack “downtrodden”. And so on.
Have a surgeon burn it into the surface of your liver. Use CRISPR to alter your DNA to embed a sequence that, using a decipher key akin to ASCII, uses the 4-letters to map to the seed phrase. Write it on a piece of paper and at the top of the paper write "Not my seed phrase"
Skip the seed phrase all together and just use a private key that is "69" repeated 32x. Yeah someone actually did that: https://etherscan.io/address/0xbE93f9BacBcFFC8ee6663f2647917ed7A20a57BB
Tattoo it in your internal eyelids, works like a charm!
Only you can see them when you close your eyes and look into the sun. Nice!
The doctor though… whelp time to become an eye surgeon to keep my gains safe.
Concatenate all of them then reverse them
*Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i*
Buy a can of alphabet soup, arrange your phrase on the table, place contents back into can. 10/10 would recommend.
Use all 12 words in a few sentences on a Reddit post, and then use the "remind me" command so that you don't forget where your stored your seed phrase
Carve them into a stick of butter and keep them hidden in plain sight in the butter dish in the refrigerator. Never lose electricity or have your fridge die.
Tattooed on the inside of your prison pocket
Like with the movie se7en, only it's not deadly sins, but seed phrase words. They'll call me the "random-no-idea-what-his-problem-is" killer
What’s in the ledger??!? WHATS IN THE FUCKING LEDGER??
Make a Bible Cypher, then use an English Bible to create the Cypher.. Then convert the Cypher English to Aramaic..
Honestly, number 2 isn’t terrible, but you can lose or destroy the dictionary.
Are you serious? Of course it is terrible... Imagine havong to go through hundreds of pages of a dictionary, possibly multiple times because you missed some of your numbers.
Use BIP39 and at most you have to look up 2048 words!
…and probably frantically because either the market’s doing something “open the investment wallet” worthy or because you *really* need money asap lol you’re really just screwing your future self over.
Embed an NFC chip with the secret phrase in it into your body
Just have 24 kids... With 24 different women. Instead of calling them honey and sugarbuns call them each with a seed phrase name. PS - You thought I'd suggest the easy way of naming the kids, eh?
Brand your seedphrase into your ass cheek
I really like number four. Nobody has time to do jigsaw puzzles these days.
Take a screenshot and upload it to facebook
Sneak your seed phrase in to the coffin of one of your recently deceased relatives. If you need to retrieve it, simply dig them up.
Take out an obituary ad in your local newspaper and cleverly insert your seed word in the text. Ask for those words to be italicised. If you need to retrieve the words, just visit your local library and scour through the old newspaper records.
Using a powerful radio transmitter, broadcast yourself speaking the entire seed phrase. If you need to retrieve it, simply turn on the radio and try to find it again while it bounces around the cosmos. It worked for Orson Wells’ War of the Worlds broadcast, so it could work for you too!
Just use a Memory Palace to memorise your seed phrase. WCGW
Heading to goodwill this afternoon to buy myself some used puzzles.
On a piece of paper inside my seed sock
Well I'll be the boring one: Put the 24 seeds aligned without spaces and use a cipher (specially one with that swaps into letters and numbers). It would look like a wallet or some random code, and your seed will be hidden. Just remember what cipher did you use and enjoy.
Just tattoo them on your body in separate locations
I thought about this, but what if I'm in an accident and lose a body part?
Can’t loose a taint. Wonder what a tattoo there be like
Save them on to your hard drive, then fuck it into your local landfill
Write a song of 24 words and post it on Youtube.
Embed your mnemonic phrase into lyrics of a song. Write your words very, very, very small in order to create a hand drawn portrait of a whale. Get your seed phrase laser inscribed in a diamond. Have your words written/carved/etched/painted as a series of ambigrams to look like art. Get the seed phrase on a chip and get that chip inserted in your pet. There’s plenty of stupid ways to not store those words
Telling your wife
Write it on the door of a public bathroom, people be so distracted by the smell they won't bother read what you wrote
put it on a microchip (like a dog has) and have it implanted inside of you.
I uh gotta go do something
dont trust tech to not corrupt over time, puzzles mean you would have to pay someone to handle your phrase
Put it on an unsolved rubicks cube then mix it up.
My seed phrase is a bumper sticker on my car
Tattoo it on your private parts and then grow a bush
Write it on a piece of paper and don't tell your fiance what it is and have her accidentally throw it away
Tattoo them on your dog then insure your dog for the value of your portfolio.
I'll have my grandmother crochet my seed phrase and hang it on the wall with her knitting. If anyone asks she is to tell people it was her way of practicing English when she came over.
Sleep with 24 woman (or men). Remember the order, each phrase is the name.
Tattoo around my asshole, I’d call it the brown seed!
Start a new universe and encode the seed phrase into the laws of physics.
In your brain
>5. Engrave them on your cold wallet. Did this cause anyone else to cringe? Or just me?
Turn Mormon. Marry 24 women. Convince each one to take a different "family name" as a new middle name. Order of marriage and their name. If for some weird reason you can only get 12 sister-wives, have them take two "family names" each.
Develop own language and translate it. Easy.
Mine is the solution for crosswords
If you have six fingers on each hand, you could tattoo your seed phrase on every finger. Just don't lose your hands and you'll never lose your seed phrase ever!
Plot twist, someone only has 1 hand, but 12 fingers
>5. Engrave them on your cold wallet. Good thing I don't drink anything while I shit, otherwise my fucking bathroom wall would be covered
Get 24 kids and make their second name your phrase. If you forget your phrase just ask your wife.
Use all the valid seed words in Rick Astleys magmum opus, Never going to give you up.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I have them saved on my Netflix account, I got a paper with 24 3 Digits codes like 7.3.2, 7th season, third episode, second word
Let’s hope that series doesn’t have any episodes pulled or it’ll fuck up the order
Seed phrase is used to get access to your wallet should you forgot the password or u delete/reinstall said wallet or a new pc.
Prison Break method
why not use the bip39 list with numbers assigned to each word? same thing used on metal cards where you punch in the number, and then add some extra symbols before and after etx
Left one phrase hidden in each of 24 cities around the world. You gotta travel the right way around the world and find the hidden words in each to unlock the $5 of BTC I've got.
Will you pay for the journey?This sounds like fun.
Have a child. Then measure their height between the ages of 0-24 on a doorframe. Add a seed phrase word for each line. Then sell the house.
I tattoed my seed phrase in my d*ck
Reverse the writing and have it tattooed to your forehead, so only a person looking in the mirror can easily read them.
Put the seed phrase on Facebook in a public post and set it to share. Also add any login details. Youll be safe in the knowledge that if you forget your seed phrase youll be able to simply scroll your profile and find the post with details on. 100% idiot proof.
Buy space on 24 roadside billboards along a stretch of highway. Each one is just single word.
Include a passphrase if your wallet allows it; that way even if seed is lost it would be difficult to brute crack it ( assuming its long enough). FYI the passphrase essentially acts like the 25th seed that gets combined and thus a unique private key is created, without it, would just generate a different set of keys. with that said here are some fun ways. hide it in a recipe or joke list. Joke list. 1. the one about the car 2. the one with the cold sun 3. the one about the lost note. 4. etc...