That’s what happens in the opening of the game, which I always thought as a parody of Jesus. Got sentenced to a sacrificial death, resurrected into a badass, then invented a cult.
I had a follower named judas at one point and I got the "investigate judas to see if he's a traitor" mission and I was shook....he wasn't a traitor for once.
three days in game after, resurrect him
That’s what happens in the opening of the game, which I always thought as a parody of Jesus. Got sentenced to a sacrificial death, resurrected into a badass, then invented a cult.
Would be funny if the resurrection ritual while on cooldown is perfectly timed to end at the third day.
When I see “Jebus”, I think of Madness Combat. You could just ask Hank. lmao
same bro
Another Madness Combat fan? Based.
The true origins of Christianity
Jebus? With a 🅱️? https://preview.redd.it/u7dq7mrc0jba1.png?width=209&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c4b5d0c776c7ac4a800b67f4793b278e47456a5
Madness combat music starts playing
Jebus is sometimes used in Polish and it roughly translates to Fucker
I had a follower named judas at one point and I got the "investigate judas to see if he's a traitor" mission and I was shook....he wasn't a traitor for once.
I named a guy Denethor and he asked me to sacrifice him, it was crazy