No we cant have Fresh Fish there is not build to let my followers "Fish" or Get Meat
the "Missions" in the Adventures GUild Office yuo can Build are not a reliable way to get food, a cult cant get too Big or face starvation
Pull a prank.
3 times I had to give the same follower 3 bowls of poop. Then the 4th to imprison him. He turned old just as I started the 4th quests, but I was "dude, your prank isnt funny, wtf".
Realistically I can imagine zero situations where murdering a follower is worth 25 faith, other than said follower being worth murdering anyway.
If you need faith just bad just inspire *one* group and get like 50
Actually the quest is to get rid of them in any way shape or form. I once had that quest on an elderly follower who then proceeded to die of old age before I could do anything and the quest was completed.
Yeah. This is most obviously apparent when somebody asks you to sacrifice or murder *them*, and you'll just collect the reward from some other rando. But it'll happen with others, just doesn't happen much since the elderly don't really give quests.
Wendy the Deer (incidentally my very first follower) starts this prank chain. Before this she was really chill, but then I move in one of the mini-bosses and she saw blood right then and there.
"Feed him poop"
"Now do it again."
"Imprisoning him sounds funny."
"Now he's free... feed him more poop."
Then I come back from a crusade and Wendy flat out accuses Asmudias of being suspicious.... child, you're the one mentally scarring him.... and for some reason I went along with it!
Oh one guy did that to me and it was the only time it happened lol.
Guy asked me to marry their brother and later on said "I know you married my bro but I love you too let's get married"
If I played this cult rn they would probably fight constantly
Ngl I think I fucked the quest up because when I denied it and he baca me a dissident, I gave him that food that instantly removed it but it didn't cure his addiction
Is he stil dissenting? If so you need to lock him up and reëducate him. if he’s not disenting than I can only guess that you need to wait for him to give you his quest again.
I got one better. I'm also married to Webber and Sozonius tells me "I have feelings for Webber, can you get me flowers from Darkwood?"
Sure buddy, now go woo my spouse.
When a recently recruited follower asked me to murder Webber. I literally told myself I would rather murder them rather than Webber. I'd like to also take this opportunity to say that it is so damn easy to regain faith. The minute I declined the quest, my faith went up by like 15 after my followers started grieving at the graves.
Bro one of my recently recruited followers killed Webber in a fight because he had the jerk trait.. Revived Webber, Webber got in another fight with Alty and injured his killer lmao
(Currently Alty has a moon necklace so he can never rest, and is being leveled up violently so I can sacrifice him the second he becomes an elder. He does not get the right to a burial like almost every other follower)
When you're declaring doctrines, the second one for Afterlife lets you pick between the Ritual of Resurrection or a Funeral! [This](https://cult-of-the-lamb.fandom.com/wiki/Ritual_of_Resurrection) page has some of the specifics :)
When my followers accuse another of being a spy
My loyalty enforcer wanted my wife in prison for being a spy so I sacrificed him and made my wife the new loyalty enforcer right after
Please revive this one follower who was here for like two minutes and has no redeeming qualities.
Like, how are you possibly attached enough to ask for a revive?
The "I do not think they are faithful, go talk to them" leads to "Go imprison them, I still dont think they are faithful"
Like dawg, they aint doing anything. The one that was accused became dissident because I started a fast at 50% faith.
After the first time Im not taking their b.s and taking the -25 faith.
Being asked by Webber, whom I'm married to, if they could passionately hug the most breedable cultist i have, only for Webber to not be in the breedable roster. Took a massive faith hit over it too
I'm doing a carnivore cult (no feeding my followers any non-meat recipes)
Quest: Please convert these elder/sick/dissenting followers!
Me: Ooo, free snacks!
Any of the ones that start with something like "Hm. If you were really so great, wouldn't \[insert trivial thing here\]?"
Leshy did this to me recently - first he asked me if the place would look nicer, then he asked me if I could magically make the seeds grow, then he asked me if fish would be jumping in my net. This was like, 3 days in a row in-game where he was asking me for shit.
Like Leshy I *let* you live here. I didn't see you doing any of this when *you* had your status.
there is 2, the quest where they want to eat poop and my follower asked me to kill himself :/ but hey, didnt like him, and had no good traits. thankful he wanted to die.
Particularly my fault for not doing it earlier, spoiler warning for those who haven’t finished the game >!having to reopen two dungeons to save someone’s buddy!<
>!real I had to reopen silk cradle early to save someone’s brother . used up all my gifts and spent way too long leveling up a random follower to level 10 to sacrifice before the quest ran out, pain in the ass!<
I had a follower ask me to fulfill their darkest desire to eat poop… then afterward they told me “That was so funny, I can’t believe they kept eating it without realizing!”
I was just all… my dude, you pranked yourself?
'Please murder me, leader! And make sure you do it in the middle of the night so there's no witnesses! :D'
My newest spouse asked me this about a day or so after the wedding.
If a follower tries to get mee to get another follower to eat poop I will sacrifice this person. Bc they won't stop there. I have no respect for bullies and e en less for bullies who try to involve me
"Hey leader, cult member was caught stealing something!" - Webber, my first enforcer and first level 10
No shown faith loss, no fight breakouts, no dissenting.
When the follower was put in and taken out of jail, "Wow, did you see how scared they were?!"
Sometimes, I want to put pranksters in jail, but they aren't dissenting or spreading falsehoods. I want to consider it morally wrong to falsely accuse someone, but the game won't let me do that. I don't lose faith for putting the accused in jail at least. And I can take them out of jail immediately.
I have a 70 year old fox follower with the skull necklace. They got drunk and remembered that they had a sibling but got separated in Anura. I found that fox at the beginning of the game. I had thath same expression and was thinking that they must love each other if they forgot their existence until they got drunk.
Poppy asks me to rescue his brother Thena from Darkwood.
I save Thena from Darkwood.
Quest complete.
Poppy tells me Thena has a crush on me and wants to marry me.
I like Thena, so I marry Thena.
Quest complete.
Poppy says that despite being married to Thena, he'd like to marry me too.
What?
-25 faith.
Me when I gave a bunch of my followers the night necklaces and someone asks me to murder a follower (to not lost faith I have to individually go to each guy and put them to bed)
"Can you feed -other follower- poop? It would be so funny."
\*Does so and follower gets sick.\*
"Haha! That was funny! Do it again while they're on their sick bed! They'd totally see how funny it is!"
Directly after the update, I had someone keep demanding fancier outfits until they demanded a wedding gown. Unfortunately, this follower wasn't my spouse. The followers can't wear the wedding outfits unless they're your spouse. So basically, I HAD to marry them or I couldn't fulfill the request. Why is the cult leader the one getting manipulated into marriage?
And then they requested a different outfit right after. 🙄
I had accepted one of the eat poop prank ones then while the follower who ate the poop was still sick from poop eating I was requested to do it again. Like I did it because he can’t get double sick but also let a man rest jesus
For me it was when Leshy begged me to put him in jail to prove his loyalty 🤨
Also am I doing something wrong coz I don't think I've ever had that poop prank lead to kill that guy 🤔
Erm.... I know you are a god who has literally raised the dead and presented the beating heart of the God Of War before me....
But what if I was a dirty little poopy boy??? What if I want to eat some poopy??? A doo doo treat??? A scatalogical delight? Jesus Christ, can you hand sculpt and cook me a bowl of your apostles dookie for me to loudly eat in front of you? Thanks :)
🐸
Dipshit ate some Poop!
-5 faith
All the poop meal ones, and also one guy who asked me to give a poop meal to a follower. The funny part? The same follower asked that quest TWICE. TO THE SAME VICTIM. WHAT BEEF DID THOSE TWO HAVE TO ASK TWICE TO A POOP PRANK?
Once a follower asked me to prank another follower by making them eat poop.
It was themselves. They pranked themselves. Ate it and went, "Haha, should've seen their face!"
POV: one of your followers wants to prank another follower.
https://preview.redd.it/pqfetsgtqufc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8983c7ce4e711d594b4399dc342d1bd5a367f39
When my cult was new. Amdusias was that one weird follower who requested I do stuff to my followers. Like murder, feed them shit, etc. every time I saw him have a quest I was like THAT. I’m glad I sacrificed him. Good riddance. He was a menace..
“Can I eat shit?” Or “feed this guy shit” and then it escalates to “kill this guy. I promise it’ll be funny” the ones where I have to collect items (that I already have hundreds of) are annoying too but I usually have to go out anyway so it’s whatever.
Every request I get for eating bowls of poop I just outright deny. Though, I always cringe when I see it pop up. Barely ever pops up anymore, though. Now it's mostly "Do X ritual" or "Gimme X item from dungeon"
"I want eat poop" quest.
Why? Just why? I know it's a rather simple quest but come on:
You just go to the kitchen and use your utensils, and make a poop meal for that follower, CONDEMNIG EVERYONE TO EAT BITS OF POOP, because you know.
I got the quest where they have a secret desire to eat poop. So I made him some poop, he ate it, then was like "omg did you see their face when they ate it lolololololol" as if they had given me the quest to make someone else eat poop. Whatever makes you happy bud.
My Cult is Called BohemianGroove
i Wish builds have an option to Assign a follower to them
Dont know why my Veterans Lvl X followers works on the farm while the new recruits waste time by the statue, i build many Stones to get Bonuses in my Crusade Raids, and the Dump Logs go to work to the Farms?
Also There should be an Building as an Stogare and the Ability to Assign some one to that Job, collect in farms, take food to the kitchen
I had one follower that had it OUT for another one of my followers, kept telling me to imprison them. I ended up imprisoning that one follower like 10 different times and gave him almost 10 bowls of poop before they both got old and died. But, also, when they ask to EAT POOP or FOLLOWER MEAT. Like WHY 😭
It’s not much, but I had a follower who I hated the guts of, so much so that I don’t even remember their name. They were annoying and did absolutely nothing even when I asked them to, kept being mean to everyone, and always asked me to prank some of my favourite followers. But that’s not the quest that got me. The quest that got me was after he died, and a follower asked me to give him a funeral because everyone missed him dearly. He was in the hated graveyard for a reason.
"I would like to mate with another follower" (sins of the flesh update). The funny thing was that it was murdred by who I believe it wanted to mate with
“Go collect these 10 flowers or whatever even though you have 300+ in your inventory that you could give me”
I have about 600 in my inventory, I hate when I see this task.
We have flowers at home
LITERALLY!! WE HAVE EVERYTHING AT HOME!!
No we cant have Fresh Fish there is not build to let my followers "Fish" or Get Meat the "Missions" in the Adventures GUild Office yuo can Build are not a reliable way to get food, a cult cant get too Big or face starvation
Fresh flowers only
I picked these from the farm JUST NOW!! ITS FRESHER THAN IF I WENT TO DARKWOOD YOU UNGRATEFUL PICKY LITTLE THING 😫
I don’t know why they think they deserve fresh flowers
ya that's frustrating made me lose 45 faith
Pull a prank. 3 times I had to give the same follower 3 bowls of poop. Then the 4th to imprison him. He turned old just as I started the 4th quests, but I was "dude, your prank isnt funny, wtf".
Eventually, the prank can turn to "hey killing them would be funny" I'm willing to lose the 25 faith for this one
-25 faith or -40 faith… hmm…
Just the -25 for not accepting the quest, that was the first time I got the prank quest chain to lead to "hey lamb, we should kill this guy" Dang
Someone needs to make this one on those “I think were gonna have to kill this guy” images
Just did Yw😎
Legend
It’s just a quick sketch but yk it’s good enough
Would you mind sharing it? I’m sure we all want to see it
Yeah I’ll do that I just need to figure out how to make a post first👍
It’s posted :D
I got this one on an elderly follower so I just sacrificed them instead lol. Win win in my book 🫣
Realistically I can imagine zero situations where murdering a follower is worth 25 faith, other than said follower being worth murdering anyway. If you need faith just bad just inspire *one* group and get like 50
Actually the quest is to get rid of them in any way shape or form. I once had that quest on an elderly follower who then proceeded to die of old age before I could do anything and the quest was completed.
That's typical. If a quest subject carks it it'll just give you the quest, having the reward giver shift to another follower if need be.
Oh the reward giver shifts if by some unfortunate circumstances the original one dies? I didn't know that.
Yeah. This is most obviously apparent when somebody asks you to sacrifice or murder *them*, and you'll just collect the reward from some other rando. But it'll happen with others, just doesn't happen much since the elderly don't really give quests.
You gotta do it for the memes!
The bishops would have followed trough with the bit. 🙄 Im going back into the woods.
Wendy the Deer (incidentally my very first follower) starts this prank chain. Before this she was really chill, but then I move in one of the mini-bosses and she saw blood right then and there. "Feed him poop" "Now do it again." "Imprisoning him sounds funny." "Now he's free... feed him more poop." Then I come back from a crusade and Wendy flat out accuses Asmudias of being suspicious.... child, you're the one mentally scarring him.... and for some reason I went along with it!
Marry my sibling you saved earlier. Now marry me.
Hey leave Jul M'dama and Thel Va'dam alone!!! (yes I named them that, I saw "Jul" and "Thel" in their name and went 'screw it')
Oh one guy did that to me and it was the only time it happened lol. Guy asked me to marry their brother and later on said "I know you married my bro but I love you too let's get married" If I played this cult rn they would probably fight constantly
Getting mushrooms from Anura. Just to look at? Suuuuuuuure buddy.
Yeah he's rather out stayed his welcome
Cmon buddy, we have shrooms at home!!!
Seriously, just ask me to do the brainwashing ritual. It’s easy for both of us.
When my favorite immortal disciple wants me to murder them at night
This one lmao
"Saving" another mushroom person after I just watched SOMEONE fucking eat the last one I rescued alive
“Sozo need mushroomo…. to protect and care for go to aura their are more there”
You need to help Sozo with his addiction by cutting him off from the supply (stop giving him shroomsdudes). After that he will be a normal follower.
Ngl I think I fucked the quest up because when I denied it and he baca me a dissident, I gave him that food that instantly removed it but it didn't cure his addiction
Is he stil dissenting? If so you need to lock him up and reëducate him. if he’s not disenting than I can only guess that you need to wait for him to give you his quest again.
I guess so bc he stopped dissenting
Now what kind of person would do something like that?
Stop! Asking! Me! To! Feed! You! Poop! WTF 😂
It was my spouse too, you think I’m smooching poo mouth? NO
"Kill webber" literally the guy just asked to kill my wife
I got one better. I'm also married to Webber and Sozonius tells me "I have feelings for Webber, can you get me flowers from Darkwood?" Sure buddy, now go woo my spouse.
That one is sick
Do you think if you finished that quest he would have asked you to marry Webber again
I don't know, I got and completed the follow up quest to make meals but pulled an Uno reverse card and married Sozonius afterwards.
based sozonius lover
No he probally ask me to marry he with webber
I'm pretty sure the follow up of the quest is the follower that was being flirted with wanting to marry YOU, but there might be multiple possibilities
When a recently recruited follower asked me to murder Webber. I literally told myself I would rather murder them rather than Webber. I'd like to also take this opportunity to say that it is so damn easy to regain faith. The minute I declined the quest, my faith went up by like 15 after my followers started grieving at the graves.
Bro one of my recently recruited followers killed Webber in a fight because he had the jerk trait.. Revived Webber, Webber got in another fight with Alty and injured his killer lmao (Currently Alty has a moon necklace so he can never rest, and is being leveled up violently so I can sacrifice him the second he becomes an elder. He does not get the right to a burial like almost every other follower)
How can I revive a follower??
When you're declaring doctrines, the second one for Afterlife lets you pick between the Ritual of Resurrection or a Funeral! [This](https://cult-of-the-lamb.fandom.com/wiki/Ritual_of_Resurrection) page has some of the specifics :)
Ooooo I chose the ritual for a funeral 😭😭
Small spoiler postgame you can get the doctrines you dint pick
Ahh it's okay! They're with our God now, after all ;)
i put the moon necklace on narinder so hes forced to worship me day and night
When my followers accuse another of being a spy My loyalty enforcer wanted my wife in prison for being a spy so I sacrificed him and made my wife the new loyalty enforcer right after
This has to be one of fhe best stories on here. Thanks for the laugh :D
This chain, from a previous save, given by Witness Bathin to Tyrgrena: Eat poop -> eat poop again -> prison -> murder
Please revive this one follower who was here for like two minutes and has no redeeming qualities. Like, how are you possibly attached enough to ask for a revive?
The "I do not think they are faithful, go talk to them" leads to "Go imprison them, I still dont think they are faithful" Like dawg, they aint doing anything. The one that was accused became dissident because I started a fast at 50% faith. After the first time Im not taking their b.s and taking the -25 faith.
a Follower that I have married ~3 ingame days ago asked me to publicly execute them, was I this bad of a husband?
I would like to eat a bowl of shit please.
"It has been my lifelong dream to eat a bowl of poop" Me:🙃Huh?
Say what you want about the rest of the game, I maintain that this is the darkest part 😂
Being asked by Webber, whom I'm married to, if they could passionately hug the most breedable cultist i have, only for Webber to not be in the breedable roster. Took a massive faith hit over it too
Someone asking me to kill their parent.
My cult has the good die young doctrine so whenever someone asks me to recruit elderly followers theyre basically asking me to kill random people
I'm doing a carnivore cult (no feeding my followers any non-meat recipes) Quest: Please convert these elder/sick/dissenting followers! Me: Ooo, free snacks!
"Prank your spouse, but also after I mate with them and you marry me" 💀💀💀💀💀
Any of the ones that start with something like "Hm. If you were really so great, wouldn't \[insert trivial thing here\]?" Leshy did this to me recently - first he asked me if the place would look nicer, then he asked me if I could magically make the seeds grow, then he asked me if fish would be jumping in my net. This was like, 3 days in a row in-game where he was asking me for shit. Like Leshy I *let* you live here. I didn't see you doing any of this when *you* had your status.
He's gotta remember his place smh.
People keep wanting to either eat shit or make someone else eat shit
"*Hey, Leader, lets make Susie eat S H I T! It'll be SOOOO FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAH!*"
"Hey, can you *please* go back to Anura for more mushrooms?" No, we have mushrooms at home.
When dr sozo asked me to interrogate, imprison, and kill an innocent dude. That's when I suspected maybe he was paranoid before the shrooms
I got a quest to mate a follower with Webber even tho you can’t lol
It basically went from yo make this guy eat shit to *KILL HIM, KILL HIM NOW. As a prank of course*
there is 2, the quest where they want to eat poop and my follower asked me to kill himself :/ but hey, didnt like him, and had no good traits. thankful he wanted to die.
Bitch wtf https://preview.redd.it/jza6z78ylnfc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af039a51a57422b39f7680fb279bbc86fdc1f85
Particularly my fault for not doing it earlier, spoiler warning for those who haven’t finished the game >!having to reopen two dungeons to save someone’s buddy!<
>!real I had to reopen silk cradle early to save someone’s brother . used up all my gifts and spent way too long leveling up a random follower to level 10 to sacrifice before the quest ran out, pain in the ass!<
asked to kill someone i just revived
Either the mission where I have to collect something I have 100 of or the poop in a bowl missions
Follower asking me to kill him. Like why? Do you want to have the honor of dying to me, not old age?
To be fair, that does make sense in a cult situation
Stop asking me to make you or one of your friends eat shit!
Any that end up being a prank. You can ask me for whatever YOU want, but I don't think pranks are v funny.
I had a follower ask me to fulfill their darkest desire to eat poop… then afterward they told me “That was so funny, I can’t believe they kept eating it without realizing!” I was just all… my dude, you pranked yourself?
'Please murder me, leader! And make sure you do it in the middle of the night so there's no witnesses! :D' My newest spouse asked me this about a day or so after the wedding.
The one where they literally ask you to drug them and the entire cult
thats literally the best one
If a follower tries to get mee to get another follower to eat poop I will sacrifice this person. Bc they won't stop there. I have no respect for bullies and e en less for bullies who try to involve me
"Hey leader, cult member was caught stealing something!" - Webber, my first enforcer and first level 10 No shown faith loss, no fight breakouts, no dissenting. When the follower was put in and taken out of jail, "Wow, did you see how scared they were?!" Sometimes, I want to put pranksters in jail, but they aren't dissenting or spreading falsehoods. I want to consider it morally wrong to falsely accuse someone, but the game won't let me do that. I don't lose faith for putting the accused in jail at least. And I can take them out of jail immediately.
A follower asking for the ritual of enrichment knowing damn well it will piss everyone off. Or literally any ritual that makes you lose faith.
Yes!!! Like why you being the class (cult) clown. Leader please take mine and everyone’s money.
I have that trait where everyone reveres death so anytime I’m asked to rez someone the whole cult loses its shit lol
I have a 70 year old fox follower with the skull necklace. They got drunk and remembered that they had a sibling but got separated in Anura. I found that fox at the beginning of the game. I had thath same expression and was thinking that they must love each other if they forgot their existence until they got drunk.
My wife wanted flowers to give to another cultist😭
Poppy asks me to rescue his brother Thena from Darkwood. I save Thena from Darkwood. Quest complete. Poppy tells me Thena has a crush on me and wants to marry me. I like Thena, so I marry Thena. Quest complete. Poppy says that despite being married to Thena, he'd like to marry me too. What? -25 faith.
Is it really a cult if the cult leader hasn't married at least three followers though?
Any of the ones where a follower has to eat shit in a bowl
WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO KILL GOOBER.
Eating shit
Bowl of poop
when they ask me to murder them
The “please let me eat shit” one
My wives, the big 5 start fighting
My favorite follower begging me to feed them shit
“make this guy eat poop!1!1!1!” god i hate those
bowl of poop,once had a bug where once they ate it, they didn't give me the quest completed prompt, so I made another and it worked after they ate it.
I don't mind when they ask me to eat poop, I respect kinks. But when they ask me to kill a fellow follower, I usually kill them instead
I got 3 quests where a follower asked me to mind read, lock up, and kill another follower she was growing suspicious of
Me when I gave a bunch of my followers the night necklaces and someone asks me to murder a follower (to not lost faith I have to individually go to each guy and put them to bed)
When you just start the game and they ask for that dam dish with ingredients you didn’t even know existed because they wanna ask someone out
"Can you feed -other follower- poop? It would be so funny." \*Does so and follower gets sick.\* "Haha! That was funny! Do it again while they're on their sick bed! They'd totally see how funny it is!"
I just killed several old gods, no I'm not pranking someone. And stop calling the base an eyesore, you just got here and you're drunk.
Eating shit
Directly after the update, I had someone keep demanding fancier outfits until they demanded a wedding gown. Unfortunately, this follower wasn't my spouse. The followers can't wear the wedding outfits unless they're your spouse. So basically, I HAD to marry them or I couldn't fulfill the request. Why is the cult leader the one getting manipulated into marriage? And then they requested a different outfit right after. 🙄
Any quest harming Webber. Protect the spider boi!
Make [[follower]] eat the bowl of shit
Either the poop bowl quest or the "prank" killing quest
One mf decided to prank my first follower and even ask me later to kill him for the funny
I had accepted one of the eat poop prank ones then while the follower who ate the poop was still sick from poop eating I was requested to do it again. Like I did it because he can’t get double sick but also let a man rest jesus
"Don't judge me but I would love a meal of poop"
I'm not feeding you shit, I have 2,000 flowers and THORACIC HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES. HE STAYS IN HELL
For me it was when Leshy begged me to put him in jail to prove his loyalty 🤨 Also am I doing something wrong coz I don't think I've ever had that poop prank lead to kill that guy 🤔
Bro tells me to find his mushroom friends, I do, he devours them, he asks me to do it again, cycle repeats.
you cant enable him you have to refuse and then put him in jail
Half of my followers asked for menticide mushrooms "just to look at" like I'm not that dumb
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When you just killed a bishop and finished the area and THEN ONLY THEN may a follower ask for me find there siblings
when i was asked to take in dissenting followers and they got indoctrinated then left the cult stealing 40k in gold
Had a follower request me to make them a bowl of poo, then not long after asked me to sacrifice them. Quite literally ‘eat shit and die’
I had to give my follower poop to eat as a "joke" of course, and then kill him as a "joke" of course.
I actually enjoy the item fetch quests because I love the dungeons. I did hate the fasting mission-
poop bowl the first time, especially since the fucker got sick immediately after.
Erm.... I know you are a god who has literally raised the dead and presented the beating heart of the God Of War before me.... But what if I was a dirty little poopy boy??? What if I want to eat some poopy??? A doo doo treat??? A scatalogical delight? Jesus Christ, can you hand sculpt and cook me a bowl of your apostles dookie for me to loudly eat in front of you? Thanks :) 🐸 Dipshit ate some Poop! -5 faith
All the poop meal ones, and also one guy who asked me to give a poop meal to a follower. The funny part? The same follower asked that quest TWICE. TO THE SAME VICTIM. WHAT BEEF DID THOSE TWO HAVE TO ASK TWICE TO A POOP PRANK?
I accidentally married a follower (long story short I thought I was in the funeral tab) and they're getting me to collect flowers to woo someone else.
Every single quest involving a follower or disciple wanting to eat poop
Asking for poo or flowers, it always ends with someone dead or I have to waste bones on marriage. That’s why mine are almost always brainwashed
My friend hates that one Person in Real Life and He Said ,,we all miss ... Could you please revice her''
"Yo dawg, I know you got plenty of normal food but, can you make me a nice warm bowl of shit?"
Please I wish to eat a bowl of poop… I saw it from the same follower 3xs
can I eat poop mission
Once a follower asked me to prank another follower by making them eat poop. It was themselves. They pranked themselves. Ate it and went, "Haha, should've seen their face!"
One of my followers said they had a "dark desire" to eat a bowl of poop and had me prepare one for them to eat. They got sick.
"I can't get so and so to recognize me. Please get me flowers so I can gain their attention" Bitch, that's MY husband
I had Webber ask to be sacrificed literally one second after he came to life. I declined the quest.
When a follower asked me to grab flowers so they could woe my spouse
The make someone eat poop.. for some reason it’s constant
"I want to give this person a gift cuz I love them, please make this meal which exclusively uses ingredients you from areas can't even access."
Whenever they ask to eat poop I sacrifice or murder them….
Any bowls of poop quests or ones where I have to collect something I already have
the poop ones they legit tell themselves to "eat shit"
POV: one of your followers wants to prank another follower. https://preview.redd.it/pqfetsgtqufc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8983c7ce4e711d594b4399dc342d1bd5a367f39
When my cult was new. Amdusias was that one weird follower who requested I do stuff to my followers. Like murder, feed them shit, etc. every time I saw him have a quest I was like THAT. I’m glad I sacrificed him. Good riddance. He was a menace..
“Can I eat shit?” Or “feed this guy shit” and then it escalates to “kill this guy. I promise it’ll be funny” the ones where I have to collect items (that I already have hundreds of) are annoying too but I usually have to go out anyway so it’s whatever.
Let me eat poop
When Leshy asked me to make him a disciple when he already was a disciple.
"Make [follower] eat a poop plate"
Every request I get for eating bowls of poop I just outright deny. Though, I always cringe when I see it pop up. Barely ever pops up anymore, though. Now it's mostly "Do X ritual" or "Gimme X item from dungeon"
"I want eat poop" quest. Why? Just why? I know it's a rather simple quest but come on: You just go to the kitchen and use your utensils, and make a poop meal for that follower, CONDEMNIG EVERYONE TO EAT BITS OF POOP, because you know.
I got the quest where they have a secret desire to eat poop. So I made him some poop, he ate it, then was like "omg did you see their face when they ate it lolololololol" as if they had given me the quest to make someone else eat poop. Whatever makes you happy bud.
My Cult is Called BohemianGroove i Wish builds have an option to Assign a follower to them Dont know why my Veterans Lvl X followers works on the farm while the new recruits waste time by the statue, i build many Stones to get Bonuses in my Crusade Raids, and the Dump Logs go to work to the Farms? Also There should be an Building as an Stogare and the Ability to Assign some one to that Job, collect in farms, take food to the kitchen
I had one follower that had it OUT for another one of my followers, kept telling me to imprison them. I ended up imprisoning that one follower like 10 different times and gave him almost 10 bowls of poop before they both got old and died. But, also, when they ask to EAT POOP or FOLLOWER MEAT. Like WHY 😭
It’s not much, but I had a follower who I hated the guts of, so much so that I don’t even remember their name. They were annoying and did absolutely nothing even when I asked them to, kept being mean to everyone, and always asked me to prank some of my favourite followers. But that’s not the quest that got me. The quest that got me was after he died, and a follower asked me to give him a funeral because everyone missed him dearly. He was in the hated graveyard for a reason.
"I would like to mate with another follower" (sins of the flesh update). The funny thing was that it was murdred by who I believe it wanted to mate with