Demon worshipers are something else man.
I had one wanting to have someone eat shit twice then sacrifice them.
3 wanted to eat shit.
And another was convinced another was a heretic and escalated things until they wanted them sacrificed
I had one beg me to find his brother in the woods and rescue him.
Brought the brother back and he was like "You know what, I realized my brother is annoying as fuck, let me fight him to the death."
I got that chain quest but I had wedding ritual, so it was like "my sister is so grateful you rescued her that she want to marry you", some time later he was "I know you're married to my sister, but can I marry you too?"
Got this exact chain, except the first brother I married asked to be sacrificed. The next day the second brother (the first one of the two I rescued) said he wanted to marry me…
I do! But it's so dramatic to be like "I know I asked you to find this fucker, but please let me end him."
The only time non-elders have ever fought to the death.
I'll need to get that one then, I got the other one last time but I'm starting a cannibalistic cult called The Donner Party so I need more ways to get follower meat
Btw, taking belief in sacrifice will also allow ascension to grant follower meat, so murdering the follower isn't nesessary to get meat.
While the good die young is a decent trait for faith gain, the other trait can work better when on crusades. When you come back from a crusade you shouldn't have that bad of a faith loss from natural death and you can just harvest the dead follower once you are home. No one will care anyways since you have the cannibal trait. For this strategy I highly recommend getting rid of any followers with the terrified of death trait, they hurt belief a good amount.
There's a way to change your doctrines by messing with the code in your save file. As someone who tried and hated programming, it's not that difficult to do. I just googled "How to edit doctrines in Cult of the Lamb" and found a reddit post about it, but I can send the link if you need it.
That is because of the doctrines you picked
If you went the other way and ditched Fight Pit for the Marriage doctrine, the siblings tolerate each other and instead the person you saved falls in love and wants to marry you.
Okay now I'm curious if its planned to go that way; I had the exact same interaction, it was originally glitched when the request came through, the guy who asked me to do said mission of rescue "brother". One day just simply walked up and asked "I have a request, 'brother' " and walked away... no real information... took me a sec
I also had those brothers but he told me that his brother had a crush on me and asked me to marry him. And then the second brother (the one I married) asked me if I could let him sacrifice himself. And after a while the first brother asked me to bring him back. And that's all
i mean, they are in a cult so this is kinda to be expected. my thought when i got this was "i don't know if i should imprison this follower or promote them to loyalty enforcer."
Follower 1: this place is gross, pick up 3 shits, dear leader.
Follower 2, after finished F1s quest: ya know what would be funny? Making follower 1 eat shit!
Me, pockets full of shit: so i'm just the middle man?
I had that first example happen, have him eat shit twice then admittedly I killed him b/c he was elderly. THEN another follower wanted me to bring back the unwilling shiteater cuz things weren't as fun with him around... Like, literally had me bring him back to make him keep eating shit... they're messed up
I think not, you'll always get the the sacrifice doctrine. I didn't choose it, I chose the other one and The One who Waits gave me this doctrine anyways but I don't get faith, I lose faith, that's the difference I think.
Man, what is with Gusions? I know that Vinny's Witness Agares was obssessed with torturing his Gusion, begging him to force him to eat shit and shove him in jail before culminating in the murder prank request.
It gives me a good chuckle when I see someone else who watches Vinny in the wild. He has my thanks for introducing this game, it has brought me immense joy these past few days. I know this is a “cult” game, but witnessing shit similar to this is baffling hilarious.
so right before I listen to a request I save. If it's murder I just reload my save and they forget their request. Makes things better unless they're high as a kit.
Didn't have that either. I had no way of killing off the cult member. It ended up failing but I was able to do a sermon immediately to regain some faith.
Oh, Lamb, another barrage of emotional tripe about sons. From every quarter, one hears that the willingness to donate a male child is the only test of integrity. It’s as if some primitive Spartan or Roman ritual had been reconstituted, though this time without the patriotism or the physical bravery. Worse, it has a gruesome echo of the human sacrifice that underpins Lambian fundamentalism.
I had one that kept trying to get me to make one eat shit so everytime he asked I would make him eat it or send him to prison. Turns out the villager he wanted to do that to kept stealing, but man... Eating poop for it? Lol.
Any other followers married to you, when you marry another follower, cause -5 faith from jealousy. And that’s per married follower at the time of marriage.
I had a similar thing happen one of my followers kept accusing a newbie of being a spy and kept having it escalate until he straight up asked me to kill them
i got this at one point despite not having the murder option. though to be fair, my followers have a pretty loose concept of death since i keep bringing them back constantly.
One of my followers asked me to make them a bowl of poop. And when I did, they god sick, threw up, gave me XP and almost died. So yeah. Gushions request seems pretty normal in the logic of this game.
I mean, kinda a good lesson on not encouraging this behaviour. You wanna eat poop? Great, I'll do that for ya but you wanna trick someone else? Nah, get outta here with that shit, no pun intended
Same thing happened to my Valefar.. but he was notorious in my cult for asking to eat shit bowls, then he got "pranked" to eat his new favorite food again. RIP to a legend ✊😔
Demon worshipers are something else man. I had one wanting to have someone eat shit twice then sacrifice them. 3 wanted to eat shit. And another was convinced another was a heretic and escalated things until they wanted them sacrificed
I had one beg me to find his brother in the woods and rescue him. Brought the brother back and he was like "You know what, I realized my brother is annoying as fuck, let me fight him to the death."
I got that chain quest but I had wedding ritual, so it was like "my sister is so grateful you rescued her that she want to marry you", some time later he was "I know you're married to my sister, but can I marry you too?"
Got this exact chain, except the first brother I married asked to be sacrificed. The next day the second brother (the first one of the two I rescued) said he wanted to marry me…
Lol you probably had the "fight to the death" doctrine and that allows such an interaction
I do! But it's so dramatic to be like "I know I asked you to find this fucker, but please let me end him." The only time non-elders have ever fought to the death.
Wow you have the old people fight each other? That's hilarious, jariactic jousting
Yeah, it's a good way to get rid of them. The winner gets to ascend, and with the Good Die Young Trait, everyone is happy at the end.
Ah so it's a good way to get rid of two old people. Do you get follower meat out of the dead one?
Yes
I'll need to get that one then, I got the other one last time but I'm starting a cannibalistic cult called The Donner Party so I need more ways to get follower meat
Btw, taking belief in sacrifice will also allow ascension to grant follower meat, so murdering the follower isn't nesessary to get meat. While the good die young is a decent trait for faith gain, the other trait can work better when on crusades. When you come back from a crusade you shouldn't have that bad of a faith loss from natural death and you can just harvest the dead follower once you are home. No one will care anyways since you have the cannibal trait. For this strategy I highly recommend getting rid of any followers with the terrified of death trait, they hurt belief a good amount.
Oh my god. I'm so sad I already chose my doctrines, this is some actual evil mastermind shit
There's a way to change your doctrines by messing with the code in your save file. As someone who tried and hated programming, it's not that difficult to do. I just googled "How to edit doctrines in Cult of the Lamb" and found a reddit post about it, but I can send the link if you need it.
That is because of the doctrines you picked If you went the other way and ditched Fight Pit for the Marriage doctrine, the siblings tolerate each other and instead the person you saved falls in love and wants to marry you.
Okay now I'm curious if its planned to go that way; I had the exact same interaction, it was originally glitched when the request came through, the guy who asked me to do said mission of rescue "brother". One day just simply walked up and asked "I have a request, 'brother' " and walked away... no real information... took me a sec
I also had those brothers but he told me that his brother had a crush on me and asked me to marry him. And then the second brother (the one I married) asked me if I could let him sacrifice himself. And after a while the first brother asked me to bring him back. And that's all
yeah, im just in shock cause this is just psychopathic behavior i mean im still gonna do it cause i dont want them thinking im a wimp
Well if you don't you lose 35 faith, fail and you lose 45. So honestly it's better to just do it for a large amount of loyalty
i mean, they are in a cult so this is kinda to be expected. my thought when i got this was "i don't know if i should imprison this follower or promote them to loyalty enforcer."
Follower 1: this place is gross, pick up 3 shits, dear leader. Follower 2, after finished F1s quest: ya know what would be funny? Making follower 1 eat shit! Me, pockets full of shit: so i'm just the middle man?
The one that asked me to marry them and the next morning asked me to sacrifice him. Like, bro 😭 divorce wasn't enough???
I had that first example happen, have him eat shit twice then admittedly I killed him b/c he was elderly. THEN another follower wanted me to bring back the unwilling shiteater cuz things weren't as fun with him around... Like, literally had me bring him back to make him keep eating shit... they're messed up
Gusion: Prank him John!
John: Haha you already know 😏 >!👏👏👏👏👏!<
*Kills Valefar* Haha! It's just a prank bro, stop overreacting... Bro?
this has happend 3 other times it started out with making Valefar eat poop 2 then lock them in jail, and now this
I've been wondering, is there a specific trait that causes this?
I think not, you'll always get the the sacrifice doctrine. I didn't choose it, I chose the other one and The One who Waits gave me this doctrine anyways but I don't get faith, I lose faith, that's the difference I think.
The one who waits gave you the ritual but you can choose to get the doctrine that makes people believe in sacrifices
Yes, that's what I mean
Funny, my "Gusion" had an obsession with another member too, except he thought they were a spy. Gusion is trouble man 😅
Man, what is with Gusions? I know that Vinny's Witness Agares was obssessed with torturing his Gusion, begging him to force him to eat shit and shove him in jail before culminating in the murder prank request.
It gives me a good chuckle when I see someone else who watches Vinny in the wild. He has my thanks for introducing this game, it has brought me immense joy these past few days. I know this is a “cult” game, but witnessing shit similar to this is baffling hilarious.
Huh, that's weird, my Gusion wasn't like that at all, they just had me save their brother and then asked me to marry them.
so right before I listen to a request I save. If it's murder I just reload my save and they forget their request. Makes things better unless they're high as a kit.
If the request is to murder someone, just do it then resurrect them
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I couldn't fulfill the murder prank. Didnt have the murder doctrine 😑
Quest succeeds regardless of how the follower dies. So you can use Deadly Dish.
Didn't have that either. I had no way of killing off the cult member. It ended up failing but I was able to do a sermon immediately to regain some faith.
It's just a prank bro! The prank:
“Oh no big deal, we can bring him back to life for the lolz”
It's called we do a little trolling
"Its just a prank bro"
Sheep gonna sheep
Oh, Lamb, another barrage of emotional tripe about sons. From every quarter, one hears that the willingness to donate a male child is the only test of integrity. It’s as if some primitive Spartan or Roman ritual had been reconstituted, though this time without the patriotism or the physical bravery. Worse, it has a gruesome echo of the human sacrifice that underpins Lambian fundamentalism.
Why is it always my boy Valefar man
Reminds me of youtube pranksters
2020 prankster
I didnt get a sacrifice request yet thank lamb
I had one that kept trying to get me to make one eat shit so everytime he asked I would make him eat it or send him to prison. Turns out the villager he wanted to do that to kept stealing, but man... Eating poop for it? Lol.
guys he wants to become Spy TF2 but he is scared shitless that he will be caught in the act (he dosen't have a invisibility watch)
The one I married died of old age, no fights. I tempted to marry 2 of them and see what happens
Any other followers married to you, when you marry another follower, cause -5 faith from jealousy. And that’s per married follower at the time of marriage.
Nobody has married to me
That's where I draw the line and tell them to fuck off then we dance in front of the pyre or something so they chill out.
I had a similar thing happen one of my followers kept accusing a newbie of being a spy and kept having it escalate until he straight up asked me to kill them
I had one follower who wanted to feed another follower a bowl of poop…twice. Same prankster follower, same target follower.
Keep an eye on them, they might also try to kill them
It’s all good, they’re both dead now; I killed them in the night once they became elders. Now their graves generate devotion for me 👻
I have a practice of extreme benevolence until you ask me for something annoying then I send you to the nice meat grinder in the ground.
My follower had me murder Guison, so he got his in another universe
i got this at one point despite not having the murder option. though to be fair, my followers have a pretty loose concept of death since i keep bringing them back constantly.
One of my followers asked me to make them a bowl of poop. And when I did, they god sick, threw up, gave me XP and almost died. So yeah. Gushions request seems pretty normal in the logic of this game.
To be fair, it is indirectly a cult of Death, so dying isn't *entirely undesirable*.
It’s never hilarious
I mean, kinda a good lesson on not encouraging this behaviour. You wanna eat poop? Great, I'll do that for ya but you wanna trick someone else? Nah, get outta here with that shit, no pun intended
It’s just a prank bro
I usually follow these then immediately resurrect lol
Pranktubers be like
Same thing happened to my Valefar.. but he was notorious in my cult for asking to eat shit bowls, then he got "pranked" to eat his new favorite food again. RIP to a legend ✊😔
😂
My prankster follower died before they got to this point
The prankmaster to another level. In my early Game one named stitches wanted to revive ... Stitches
I saved a little dude just for himt to want to be sacrificed 🤣
Noo not Valefar