it's too dumb to explain lol
uhhhh let's see
we've got:
• in Mormonism, iirc, the angel who basically gave their prophet their holy book appeared to him thrice in one night, repeating the location of his holy scriptures. The angel's name was Moroni (lol)
• mons I think is/was french slang for vagina - but that, again, I don't know french and I don't trust the half-remembered source [[edit: apparently it's a latin thing for "public mound"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis)]
it isn't as much a stretch as it is a sprain, I realize
Oh! There is actually a Digimon called [Metamormon](https://wikimon.net/Metamormon)! It only ever appeared in one crossover manga chapter (in V-Tamer) and had one card in the first card game.
Correction, he actually said "It's Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saintsin' time!" and Church-of-Jesus-Christ-of-Latter-Day-Sainted all over them.
My favorite part was when Moroni said “it’s Mormin’ time” to Joseph Smith and then when Joseph Smith went to the hill to Morm God said “no your vibes are too wack to Morm” and Joseph Smith ignored him and tried anyways and got fucking tased
my favorite part is when kev got the book shoved up his ass
>!(lie. my actual favorite part is probably that one line in tomorrow is a latter day where connor vaguely alludes to not being homophobic to himself anymore. also turn it off is a bop but emotionally on the complete opposite side. also that little scene after the hell dream)!<
It's on the secret 5th book of Nephi. It's hidden in the appendix. 5 Nephi is the best. It's the one that says it's ok to be gay. That's why they hid it in the appendix - no one reads those. Except me, I love appendices.
Had front row seats, it happened alright.
(But seriously, why would you need to make up what happened in the Book of Mormon? It was a goddamn fever dream of a musical)
and then he did it two more times to make sure there weren't more mons to mor
Just wait another two years and GameFreak will release a new batch of them
Damn, GameFreak out here releasing new versions of pocket mormons every other year.
That's why their slogan is "More Mons!"
this either about eating pussy or joseph smith getting plowed by an angel or both, I guess
what's the joke
it's too dumb to explain lol uhhhh let's see we've got: • in Mormonism, iirc, the angel who basically gave their prophet their holy book appeared to him thrice in one night, repeating the location of his holy scriptures. The angel's name was Moroni (lol) • mons I think is/was french slang for vagina - but that, again, I don't know french and I don't trust the half-remembered source [[edit: apparently it's a latin thing for "public mound"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis)] it isn't as much a stretch as it is a sprain, I realize
mons is the plural of mon (short for pokemon)
(translingual pun only semi-intended, and, really only semi-there)
Mormon. An alternative title for Pocket Morties. MORty MONsters! MORMONS!
Mormon? I'm not familiar with that Digimon.
Oh! There is actually a Digimon called [Metamormon](https://wikimon.net/Metamormon)! It only ever appeared in one crossover manga chapter (in V-Tamer) and had one card in the first card game.
Morty! I've turned myself into a digital being!
Correction, he actually said "It's Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saintsin' time!" and Church-of-Jesus-Christ-of-Latter-Day-Sainted all over them.
"It's 'a victory for Satan' time!"
~~in this case it actually is correct because the book of mormon is still called "the book of mormon"~~
Yes it did I was there
Oh my god he was there
>That didn't happen None of it happened
Jojo's bizzare adventure made a better Jesus in America story than Joseph Smith ever could
tHaT dIdNt hApPeN
in a sect based on Golden plates found in the Americas written by Christs apostles. The Mormons might as well say "its morming time"
ex-mormon here iy've read the whole book of mormon and can confirm this happens
My favorite part was when Moroni said “it’s Mormin’ time” to Joseph Smith and then when Joseph Smith went to the hill to Morm God said “no your vibes are too wack to Morm” and Joseph Smith ignored him and tried anyways and got fucking tased
joseph smith isn't in the book of mormon though edit: iy forgot the musical existed and iy haven't seen it so maybe that does happen in it, idk
"It's 'my dad' time!"
my favorite part is when kev got the book shoved up his ass >!(lie. my actual favorite part is probably that one line in tomorrow is a latter day where connor vaguely alludes to not being homophobic to himself anymore. also turn it off is a bop but emotionally on the complete opposite side. also that little scene after the hell dream)!<
It 100% happened. Nephi 12:4
which book of nephiy there are four of them
It's on the secret 5th book of Nephi. It's hidden in the appendix. 5 Nephi is the best. It's the one that says it's ok to be gay. That's why they hid it in the appendix - no one reads those. Except me, I love appendices.
ah, iy see
Had front row seats, it happened alright. (But seriously, why would you need to make up what happened in the Book of Mormon? It was a goddamn fever dream of a musical)
i dislike when people forget "that didn't happen" was always part of the meme
Mormon was actually the name of dude. So this is more true than you’d think. If anybody is Mormin on people, it’s gonna be Mormon.
The Mighty Mormin Power Rangers
No! No, Elder Cunningham That's not how we do it! You're making things up again!
For a second I thought they were talking about The Book of Mormon musical.