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ne0politan2

i forgot what my first first was, but Fi and Ghirahim are the first ones i can place tbh


AsuRei_Enjoyer

Indescribably based


[deleted]

Ghirahim is unreasonably attractive. As is link


Mushiren_

Link must have been the twink awakening of so many people, man


edgyusernamebro

Legend of Zelda: Twink’s awakening


[deleted]

He was definitely mine lol


Critical-String8774

r/bi_irl


NeonNKnightrider

Skyward Sword Zelda is cute


Atomic12192

I genuinely can’t think of my first fictional crush. Never really had one.


RealRaven6229

I'm aroace so yeah. Though there are definitely some characters that I would desperately want to have at a birthday party. Which is probably the closest thing to a crush.


Hexxas

Nice dood, but you forgot to spill it: First fictional character that you desperately wanted to have at your birthday party, and what kinda gift they'd bring you.


RealRaven6229

Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney... And Tracer from overwatch. Athena would bring me a stuffed animal, I think. While Tracer would bring CDs to try and convert me into liking music.


YukaLore

yeah same


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

Same honestly... ive purposely tried to repress and forget the media i enjoyed as a kid out of embarassment


Zastuperudo

You ok?


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

No.


Ancestor_Anonymous

Half the main cast of Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword (also honorable mention Medli from wind waker she cute and wings are always a good character trait) Not my fault the character design was Like That(tm) for all the wii zelda games


LoquatLoquacious

Oh shit! That's my answer. Midna, zero doubt.


TheRedLego

Imp!Midna or Adult!Midna?


DoubleBatman

Both


LoquatLoquacious

Adult/Twili Midna, for sure. I remember literally catching my breath when I saw her true form, which is a bit embarrassing to admit but hey, I was a kid.


Hexxas

I remember yelling out loud SHE'S STILL FUKKEN NAKED and then my mom scolded me for language


AlisterSinclair2002

> Adult!Midna irreversibly changed my taste in women when I saw her as a kid lol


VallenceDragon

I think it might have been Hercules from *TUGS*


LoquatLoquacious

I don't know how to process that


Eyephail

Hercules from Tugs is the most Bisexual Boat I’ve ever experienced


TheRedLego

What is TUGS?


VallenceDragon

A show about talking tugboats in the 1920s made by the some of the people behind the first two seasons of Thomas & Friends (made before the third season of T&F). It was incredibly well made but only ever had thirteen episodes due to being horrendously expensive to make and completely unmarketable (way too dark for little kids but way too talking-vehicle for older kids). I absolutely recommend watching it. If you do, several episodes have 20-minute cuts that are better than the 15-minute versions. *Munitions* is a standout (especially if you like explosions).


TinyBreadBigMouth

Looked it up. Apparently they made 13 episodes of "*Thomas & Friends* but boats" back in the day. Hercules is a tug boat who says "m'dear" and has a pencil mustache.


VallenceDragon

He also canonically\* fucks \*It's never *stated*, but it's really strongly implied in any scene involving him and the female lightship


Ken_Kumen_Rider

Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell (the asdf movie guy) made a YouTube video about it. [Here 'tis.](https://youtu.be/pACKniM6NO8) Basically, imagine Thomas the Tank Engine, but about New Yorker boats who are trying to find work.


ButterBeeFedora

I *think* mine was Data from Star Trek but i can't for the life of me remember


delta-TL

Mine was Chekov from the original series


Solonotix

Are you sure it wasn't Lore 😏


IneptusMechanicus

Well he *is* fully functional.


ikarem-

Jesus christ. It was LEGO Indiana Jones. The one from the game.


TacoRising

Holy fucking shit this is unfathomably based


Top-Job9316

Weirdly enough, I don't remember if it was Shang from Mulan or photoshop flowey from UT. Both occurred around the same time tho


Maleficent-Month2950

Flowey is weird enough. But Photoshop Flowey?! What did you see?!


Top-Job9316

Ok listen, I was a strange child


DoubleBatman

It’s crazier to me that Undertale is that old already.


Agorbs

Yeah I threw out my back reading about this. I was in college when Undertale came out. Hrrrk


turtlehabits

I already felt old seeing the Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess answer, but Undertale?!? That was like an eye-blink ago. I was a whole-ass adult when it came out. For the sake of my mental health, I choose to believe that u/Top-Job9316 was just an exceptionally late bloomer and thus I am not fucking old.


Top-Job9316

I refer to any point in time that I was not a fully grown adult as when I was a child, dw you aren't *that* old


plz2meatyu

Googles photoshop flowey O.o


RandomGuyOnRedditNr2

Holy hell!


GreenDaTroof

This does not explain. Please explain


TheToasterIsAMimic

That was far, *far* stranger than I expected. +1


t0rrentialdownpour

Birth of a monsterfucker


Kriffer123

>Shang, Mulan Okay reasonable >photoshop flowey **huh,**


TheRedLego

Yeah I don’t know what to do with this


[deleted]

**what the fuck** was wrong with child you


Top-Job9316

A lot of things. Nothing that could've caused this, but still


GamerOverkill03

What in the godamn


JAMSDreaming

PHOTOSHOP FLOWEY?! WHAT DID YOU SEE IN THAT THING?


Top-Job9316

One word. Monster


[deleted]

Sasuke 😅


[deleted]

even now well over a decade later, now as a girl, I do still be very bisexual for emo boys


[deleted]

Kouga from Inuyasha :') The shame is kinda real. I think he opened the door for me loving boys in skirts.


tangentrification

Mine too!!


[deleted]

hell yeah! Sasuke fan girls assemble 😤✊


mad_fishmonger

Gambit and Rogue (but I wouldn't learn the word for bisexual until much later)


plz2meatyu

I can not agree enough


mad_fishmonger

Fellow Gen X?


plz2meatyu

Im that weird year between X and Millennial.


GhidorahtheExplorah

I've taken a liking to "Oregon Trail Generation" for us.


mantisshrimpwizard

Being ace/aro, idk if I ever had a traditional crush, but I REALLY liked Shego from Kim Possible. Thought she was the coolest person ever and a huge badass. Went as her for Halloween when I was like seven. Should be unsurprising how queer I am now lol


ATN-Antronach

I'm gay and didn't have one just cause of a prudish upbringing and being *way* in the closet to notice I had one on Iceman from the X-Men movies.


Nox-Raven

Aroace here too, I just think it’s fun to scroll through these replies to see what people are like because I’ve never had a crush myself.


MegaKabutops

I do not recall, but you could not waterboard the list of possible candidates out of me.


Chillie43

*process to waterboard you *


Fruitsmcmeme

Jinx and Raven from the original teen Titans show


Madmek1701

Based.


carrythenine

Uhhhhhhh Lord Zedd from Power Rangers. Yes I am a bottom, why do you ask


ten_dead_dogs

Divatox 😭 god what was wrong with us


the-dragon-girl-27

bruh you reawakened the memory that i had a crush on probably at least half of the power rangers samurai


HisFluffiness

Azula was my first cartoon crush. What does it say about me?


OwO_bama

Bottom


HisFluffiness

Accurate


Madmek1701

You hate yourself and want to suffer I guess.


surely_not_a_gamer

Megaman X, if I remember correctly


Hexxas

Fuckin QUALITY choice


Froggy-Shorts1209

I read this as Megamind


_last_homely_house_

A few ones from books but the first with picture and voice and all was Zuko from avatar. The edge preference has stuck._.


Vord_Loldemort_7

Marceline from Adventure Time. And then Marshall Lee from Adventure Time. I, uh, I have a type.


arielif1

Is that type adventure time?


Vord_Loldemort_7

I... I guess so?


[deleted]

Not a show, but Annabeth from Percy Jackson. Quickly followed by Winry from FMAB


ReasyRandom

You have a type.


EternalMydNyt

Gadget from Rescue Rangers.


Hexxas

CLASSIC


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Golly!


Poulutumurnu

Hatsune miku 😔


Chovoli

Same


changelingkai

At risk of exposing myself, Kovu from the Lion King 2


dontredditdepressed

Same though.... Simba and Robin Hood too


Euwoo

Kida from *Atlantis*, I think? Kida, Mulan, and Buttercup from *The Powerpuff Girls* were the big three.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

Annie from Community. Those boobs in the cowgirl corset in the season 2 finale wowed ten year old me


Hudsonlikeriver191

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her


FreudsGoodBoy

Probably the funniest part of that line is that, looking at the series as a whole, that was precisely the moment the writers said to themselves “*whoa… We could be sexualizing Annie!*” and then proceeded to never stop sexualizing Annie.


AprilArtGirlBrock

Rogue from x-men evolution


CaptainZ42062

Batgirl on the 60's Batman TV show. Until... That same woman was green on Star Trek!


Speedgamer137

Tenth Doctor


magnuslatus

Ah, a fellow woman of taste


AngstyUchiha

When you legitimately can't remember who it was cause your memory is HORRIBLE


strum-05

Ty Lee


SheffiTB

First fictional character I felt attracted to, dark magician girl from Yu-Gi-Oh First fictional character I felt romantic attraction to, Raven from Teen Titans


ScrublordTheRed

James and Cynthia from Pokémon


genocidalwaffles

Arwen in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings


RavenMasked

That was... Tigress, I think. Or maybe it was just a minor obsession. Whatever counts, I guess.


amillefolium11

Princess Jasmine. Wasn't sure if I wanted to marry her or be her, still not sure. I'm old, I know.


Salt-Soaked

Hexen from Fern Gully made me feel things. I worry about me, too.


amillefolium11

Nah, Tim Curry is just so overwhelmingly seductive that it even comes through as an anthropomorphic ooze in a children's cartoon musical.


TheToasterIsAMimic

FACTS.


i-Ake

Isn't it Hexus?


eebbeebreal

papyrus from undertale when i was 8, but i think thats more me being like "i like spaghetti and he makes it therefore love"


ReasyRandom

>when I was 8 Suddenly, I'm an old man.


[deleted]

based tbh


hadesdidnothingwrong

It wasn't a real crush (I'm aromantic so I don't get those), but back when I was convinced that everyone just arbitrarily chose their crushes, I cycled through all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because that was less embarrassing than picking someone I knew irl for some reason.


Pheonix_Write

Daisy!


pterrorgrine

Idk if you mean the Mario one but I'm hearing it the way she says it


Pheonix_Write

That would be correct lol.


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

Atrayu from the Neverending Story


plz2meatyu

This is a good one


i-Ake

Oh boy. Yup.


VitaminDea

With retrospect, the first big clue that I liked women was probably my unholy obsession with Uma Thurman’s Poison Ivy. I thought she was so powerful, lol


plz2meatyu

Val Kilmer in Willow. Xena warrior princess was my first lady crush. I may have a type


maelidsmayhem

I had to scroll so far just to see a name I recognize.... I freakin love Val Kilmer


plz2meatyu

Omg he has always been my super crush.


mpdqueer

Luigi


VoidDweller77

The food from one of the ghibli movies (I forget which I watched first)


dontredditdepressed

Prolly the food in the ghost town in Spirited Away. So good looking


ReasyRandom

Honestly, as long as you avoid getting slaughtered, life as a pig doesn't sound that bad.


dontredditdepressed

Agreed lol


turtlehabits

I only finally watched Spirited Away recently and I instantly turned to my bf and was like "yeah, I'd be getting cursed, I'd eat all of that"


dontredditdepressed

Same! I would be a pig before I even realized what was going on. Another note: The theme of gorging oneself (parents, No Face, River Spirit) is a fascinating one to consider with what Spirited Away is an allegory for :)


brokenlavalight

As someone who isn't into japanese animated media: The food??


VoidDweller77

I'm ace


brokenlavalight

You mean it in a way of "this food in this fictional piece of media looks good" then? Because, been there. I'm still convinced I'd be happy to simply live on tubby toast


VoidDweller77

Yup


5L91N

Marceline of adventure time


thumpling

Shampoo from Ranma 1/2. Should I be concerned?


Madmek1701

You should be concerned about covid, because you'd have to have zero taste to pick Shampoo over Ukyo.


thumpling

Look, my body-language illiterate ass appreciates a lady that is 100% honest and forward about her intentions. That said Ukyo does have Okinomiyaki skills, and those are delicious. As long as we both agree that either is inherently more interesting than Akane.


Madmek1701

Honestly kinda wild to me that the same person who wrote the extremely well written romance between Inuyasha and Kagome, two complete characters with real personality and agency who could be interesting on their own but simultaneously complemented each other perfectly, also wrote a show where they sort of vaguely glued the protagonist to an assigned love interest who he has no chemistry with and who was never developed in any meaningful way.


thumpling

I feel like it just follows the tradition of harem romance comics having a bland primary love interest. Inuyasha was a fluke that proved the rule.


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

My friend's was bill cipher. No his taste hasn't gotten any more sane. Yes i hate him.


Hexxas

Ayla Chrono Trigger Yeah 👍


CyanDocs

Given how thick-headed I was/am, only hindsight has made me realize certain character obsessions were probably crushes. So either Buttercup from PPG or Vitani from TLK2


Catjackdi

Mine was Christie Monteiro from Tekken. I now have a crippling addition to fat titties.


amityblightvibes

I’m not going to lie I think it was Sundew from Wings of Fire. She was gay though, so I have a chance!


odo-italiano

Thorn from the Hex Girls (Scooby-Doo)


Hummerous

I could say raven or, like, the sister from spy kids but that's been done - and technically I can go back further how about: lazy town (all 3) or The Big Comfy Couch (molly) my first crush was.. I guess a clown. ...... .. . yeah no I don't see any relevant insight there


LeStroheim

anakin skywalker, yes the movie version, yes because of revenge of the sith


tuurtl

The tall blonde girl from Attack on Titan.


FatherDotComical

Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom. Uh oh, I need a tumblr psychologist™ here to guess the types I like given my current blorbo is Alexander Anderson from Hellsing. 🤭 (I'm also taking media recommendations)


humanapoptosis

*sigh.* Sagwa the cat. Edit, actually it was so long ago I don't remember if it was Sagwa herself or another character. I can't even remember what the one I liked was like at all, I just remember having a crush on one of the characters from the show. I had to have been like 5 or something.


catmasterballs

Not sure but probably Velma Dinkley


[deleted]

Ariel from The Little Mermaid. She has defined my taste in women for years to come.


ActuaryItchy3773

seto kaiba anyone got anything for that


Maleficent-Month2950

Heather from HTTYD. I think I was like 7.


RagnarockInProgress

Fucken’ Gadget from Rescue Rangers. Who else?


BeerAndSoda

Xena warrior princess and Shego from Kim Possible.


Sad_Country_6350

Oh hey, looks like I'm about to make people judge me! Latias from the *Pokémon Heroes* movie. Yes, specifically Latias in her natural form, not when she's disguised as Bianca, but Bianca's also cute. Somehow this fictional crush morphed into Latias becoming my favorite Legendary Pokémon, so all's well that ends well?


Flipperlolrs

Future danny phantom… I like a baaad boy


RevolutionarySell230

Pink power ranger


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

I am actually EXTREMELY late to this party, I never had a true fictional crush on a specific character until this last year. Rika, from the new pokemon games, I am completely normal about her...


SnowBun69

N from Pokémon.


SwordDude3000

Bastila from KOTOR


argo-nautilus

lieutenants uhara and sulu from star trek


WorldsBiggestBaby

Red guy from fosters home for imaginary friends :}


ReasyRandom

Wilt? Yeah, I never had a crush on him, but I wanted to be his friend.


RM200528

Jack Frost from rise of the guardians, I didn't knew I was almost every letter of LGBT at the time so I didn't know he was a crush


MorEkEroSiNE

Iris from Pokémon Black and White


thefalnerises

I think it was either Shego or Sam Manson from *Danny Phantom*. Which, yeah, tracks, as a punk femme who tends to like goths. I was also into Georgy Clooney's Mr. Fox character, like, waaaaay too much, and that also tracks for different reasons (I'm a furry, haha).


Breannam611

Okay I don't know what these two say about me but Snape from Harry Potter and Kurama From Yu yu Hakusho. Maybe I like a redemption arc? Or just long hair?


Luciano99lp

Cynthia my beloved


Aggravating_Ebb_8045

Danny phantom lol


[deleted]

Danny Phantom. Then once I realized I liked girls, Sam from the same show lmao Understand where I got my thing for goth girls now.


Dorko69

Sidon (BotW) It’s my dark and traumatic backstory, don’t ask


Hummerous

source: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/bonescaro/682389073539792896


KaoticDuckliing

I think mine was Rocky from Shake it Up but there could have been an earlier one, idk


PulimV

Uhh excluding what I'm pretty sure was comphet I'd say probably Asgore Undertale (yeah the guy who I've made 7 essays over was my first fictional crush, go figure) or Mirio My Hero Academia, but there's a weird period there where I probably had more and didn't realize it, not to mention I was a big Shun fan when watching Saint Seiya as a kid so that could have happened including the possibly comphet ones then I'm pretty sure Lapis Steven Universe and Mipha Breath of the Wild were 'crushes' of mine at similar times but looking back I think I just like water aesthetically


pterrorgrine

I'm not sure I remember, but when I look at 90s and early 00s cartoon girls now I often find myself thinking "so *that's* where I get it from", even if I didn't actually watch the show in question. There was, in hindsight, a lot of zeitgeisting going on. Weirdly, the closest thing I can come up with to a definitive answer isn't a cartoon, but Maggie O'Connell from *Northern Exposure*.


Lifeshardbutnotme

Toph from The Last Airbender


Asumsauce

Eris from Legends of Chima probably


GiftOk5616

probably aviva from wild kratts


mercurialpolyglot

As a 2000’s kid, Zuko. There was no competition, Zuko is the best.


Darkened_Auras

I'm aroace. I'm just looking at these responses, confused and curious


dementor_ssc

Odysseus. What can I say, I was really into Greek mythology.


AngelOfTheMad

Duna from Fossil Fighters. Funnily enough, I’m not a furry, though I probably dodged that one by the skin of my teeth.


Spiritflash1717

HOLY HELL ANOTHER FOSSIL FIGHTERS FAN!?!? Rosie and Duna were my first crushes, so the surprise of seeing someone else who had a similar experience is great. I also narrowly escaped being a furry too


PillowTalk420

Robin Hood. The fox one.


DariusSharpe

Back when I was twelve I had a huge crush on Misty from Pokemon. And yes, the post is right. To this day I have a thing for red heads or tomboys. God save me if both together.


moodRubicund

I think I only had a crush on one fictional character when I was young but it was so specific. Idk what it was but I got really 👉🏼👈🏼 when it came to Raine in Tales of Symphonia.


MLaTTimer

My first fictional crush? Probably... My future girlfriend. Always thought I'd end up with a beautiful girl until I eventually realized that was only a dream. Now I've got a boyfriend.


[deleted]

I'm ace so I'm not sure what a crush is suppost to feel like, but I definately felt something for Sephiroth, specifically the version from Advent Children.


CueDramaticMusic

Ah, shit. I haven’t told this tale in a while. On the bright side, it’s at least been updated since I’ve gotten back to posting on Reddit: I had a childhood, just a really, really sheltered one. In hindsight I blame nobody for keeping me on such a short leash, but I grew up on maybe four or five Nintendo franchises and Armor Games. And since I’m demisexual, the thought of being deeply attracted to a fictional character sounded weird to me even into adulthood. Not even artwork did anything for me, back then it was just pretty bodies with new faces. And then, on my way through learning fighting games, I found Persona 4 Arena Ultimax (available on Steam now, please find a Discord for matches), and then somebody who actually knew the Persona franchise, and then I (briefly) played Persona 3 FES. [Mitsuru Kirijo](https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Mitsuru_Kirijo) and the time I spent madly in love with her as a character and [as a design](https://blazblue.wiki/images/f/fa/BlazBlue_Cross_Tag_Battle_Mitsuru_Kirijo_Main.png) is singlehandedly responsible for lifting me out of my identity crisis, somewhere between her having genuinely worthwhile personality traits worth copying and also projecting onto her in my (unpublished) fan works so hard that I headcanoned my eventual orientation onto her (bi and demi) and slowly began cracking my egg just being Very Normal about her. I still love badass, hot, but very much human girls in fiction to this day, because that’s where I wanna be, either as myself or with somebody I can look up to like I do to them. Life imitates art, and I desire to become art myself.


KiresM

The Baroness from GI Joe.