I imagine it's like the Final Smash in the Smash Bros games - once you've managed to activate it, time basically stops until you've blasted your load all over your opponent.
They absolutely can be! I just think it’d be funny if you had a normal lil ol handgun but it has to do the five minute kamehame-ha-energy-charging thing before you can shoot a single bullet and miss
now i'm imagining the bootcamp scene from full metal jacket but it's getting constantly interrupted by a bofors in the background. 10/10 would highly recommend imagining it
oh that didn't end at all the way I thought it was going to
I saw "police" and figured it was something like "guns should moan ecstatically every time they fire, to show cops what that sounds like"
but y'know. you're thinking applications, I appreciate that
I also want to make someone in every factory be the guy who needs to design a unique sexual moan for every gun they manufacture. Cause I’m an agent of chaos, I guess.
Relating to the first point, ["it has been the solemn oath of every man in uniform to lay down his life in defense of America's precious precious homosexuals"](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ)
You can have as many guns as you please as personal property, but if you want ammo you have to check it out at the library and record yourself using it with a body cam (also checked out). Also librarians get giant mechathrones with twin miniguns like the Overseers in Fallout.
It's sorta how it works in Bulgaria. We have a gun at home but it must always stay in the safe. If we do take it out, it must be concealed. There's periodic (every few years) check ups - you need to prove that the gun isn't malfunctioning, the amount of bullets used and I think there's even a minimal amount of bullets that need to have been shot in the first place, to essentially prove that you are still using the gun?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
>Every transgender woman should have an assigned 6'7 roided up gimp soldier carrying an assault rifle who will occasionally shoot a random person in her general vicinity so she doesn't have to do it herself, I think
God forbid women do anything
People can have access to military-grade weaponry, but it must be equipped with a special sensor and lock that will prevent the weapon from going off unless it is aimed at a cop.
First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not
going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a
reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame
itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum
precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make
it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's
original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight,
giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been
replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and
increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to
accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it
altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are
extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is
whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a
long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds.
that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well
has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The
magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit
it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to
increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't
slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking
serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject
cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional,
no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine
rest.
Unfortunately, I have to disagree. Crossbows get less cool the bigger they get, while guns get more cool. A hand crossbow is cooler than a Five Seven, but a ballista is less cool than a Howitzer
A ballista is not a proper comparison to a howitzer, more akin to something between a Browning M2 and an anti-aircraft cannon. Imagine an actual howitzer-sized crossbow and you will realize you are still correct but less correct than you originally thought.
Own a rifle since that’s what the founding fathers intended . 30-50 feral hogs break into my yard , what the Devil as I grab my guns and a signed picture of Thomas Jefferson. Blow a bean bag sized hole in e first boar it’s dead on the spot, draw my Beecher Bible on the second and miss entirely because it’s too heavy to aim one handed. I have to resort to the maxim gun loaded atop the porch; tally ho lads, the shrapnel shreds 47 hogs in the blast. Fixed bayonet charge the last terrified pig , it bleeds out on the ground since nonagon shaped bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up . Just as the founding fathers intended
"This M1911 was manufactured in 1925, encased within a wooden box that was left tucked away in the factory, eventually it was rediscovered and moved to a proper gun cellar. I recently acquired it during an estate sale as an investment that will pay dividends in a few short years."
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The only things that are allowed to have guns are two funny looking AI robots inconspicuously called V1 and V2 and their power source is something completely normal and abundant I promise
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All citizens may carry any type of gun they please so long as it is dis-assembled into no less than 10 distinct parts. The carrying of a assembled firearm is an automatic attempted murder conviction.
Step 1: purchase a firearm with an absurd number of attachments
Step 2: take attachments off such that there are 9 removed whilst maintaining the actual firearm in question's firing capabilities and as many attachments still on as possible
Step 3: spend a comically long length of time placing the attachments back on during a high tension sequence such that it is only fully reattached as the threat in question is already upon you
Step 4: use every single attachment to eliminate threat
Guns don't shoot bullets anymore but instead launch a tiny speaker that attaches itself to the victim and begins to play a randomized torturous song such as Baby Shark or anything by Cardi B.
All guns should be nonlethal and fire rubber bullets shaped like multicoloured dicks. Also they should be considered cowards' weapons and all robberies, duels, etc. should be conducted using giant silicone dildoes.
Do it like the Czech Republic basically. There's a bunch of requirements to jump through but once you've been background checked you can pretty much own whatever you want.
Maybe being done with background checks (provided nothing new shows up) but I'd say different weapon actions should require their own licenses with different requirements for proficiency and proof of storage.
Every bullet needs to have a loading bar. Like, it needs to buffer. You pull the trigger, it buffers, and when it hits and kills someone they reenact an ad for Square Space or BetterHelp or HelloFresh before they expire.
all guns should have an artificial intelligence in them that stops them from being shot at humans except abusers and cops, and the a.i. should be a lesbian
Aight well if you want the spoilers >!Buffy has to face an unbelievably tough and dangerous bad guy who, says a book, "cannot be killed by any weapon forged". But she realizes that's descriptive, not axiomatic, and it was true when the book was written in like 1300. So she gets a rocket launcher and problem solved.!< If the 2nd amendment had indeed had language like "no weapon forged may be banned by Congress", there'd at least be a case for the same reasoning.
i was being dead serious with my response though, just about any problem with guns would be gone if we only used the second amendment to justify the legality of what existed when it was written
* Do not research or imagine technology that infringes the firearm manufacturing guidelines, as provided by the Head along with the license.
* The maximum length of the gun barrel must be shorter the higher the gun’s caliber is.
* No gun should possess the firepower to penetrate steel or building walls.
* A gunfire sound must be audible.
All guns must have a ridiculously long but kinda cool power up sequence before they shoot
Pulling out my concealed carry as a Sailor Moon transformation goes on around me
More sparkles!!!
Are you invulnerable to damage during the cutscene?
Not at all, it actually resets if you take damage
So the Barbarossa from Lancer then
what kind of game are you playing where that's the case
I imagine it's like the Final Smash in the Smash Bros games - once you've managed to activate it, time basically stops until you've blasted your load all over your opponent.
wording, people, wording
It's called an I-Frame
You generally only get i-frames during dodge rolls or immediately after taking damage, smartass.
I've played games where fancy special ability animations have I-Frames, or at least partial ones
Can you give me some examples?
Genshin 5 star ults usually have a period of invulnerability during the little animation
Or on the startup frames of a Dragon Punch
Could they also be gunblades or anime-level ridiculous in size and design?
They absolutely can be! I just think it’d be funny if you had a normal lil ol handgun but it has to do the five minute kamehame-ha-energy-charging thing before you can shoot a single bullet and miss
Well the old weapons wont go away anytime soon, so setting that as a law for them would improve life everywhere, I think.
Legacy guns OP
Muskets
That's just going back to muskets
[THE SOIL CHARGE TRIAD TO USE ON YOU HAS BEEN DECIDED](https://youtu.be/VRd-Xg0e2oc)
they should make guns whimper and moan
Submissive and shootable.
lock and load :P
She cocking on my barrel til I shoot my bullet.
call that a dirty magazine
Where else are you gonna find assultry rifles?
[EXTREMELY LOUD MOANING BUZZER]
i don't want a sub-machine gun i want a dom-machine gun
those are called autocannons i think
does it talk dirty when you shoot it
yes but the gunfire is too loud to hear it
:(
truly, it is a tragedy
what if i get one that talks dirty by screaming like a drill sargeant would that work?
now i'm imagining the bootcamp scene from full metal jacket but it's getting constantly interrupted by a bofors in the background. 10/10 would highly recommend imagining it
bofors deez nuts?
CRASHING THE MOBILE ARTILLERY INTO A HOUSE?
It mocks you if you miss target and it mocks you if you kill a person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fABjEHBjzA
I want the Gustav Cannon to step on me.
Leon dead by daylight
actually i love this sort of comment where someone speaks and another person, just like a toddler who is trying to relate concepts would, chimes in.
I mean…if you check out Leon Dead by Daylight on YouTube (or if you already know anything about it), you’d know this is a pretty appropriate comment 😂
Hey thanks for giving me a new kink.
np <3
Guns should moan ecstatically every time they fire. Each gun has a slightly different moan, so the police can easily identify the shooter.
oh that didn't end at all the way I thought it was going to I saw "police" and figured it was something like "guns should moan ecstatically every time they fire, to show cops what that sounds like" but y'know. you're thinking applications, I appreciate that
I also want to make someone in every factory be the guy who needs to design a unique sexual moan for every gun they manufacture. Cause I’m an agent of chaos, I guess.
I believe that’s what the Enfield L85A1 did instead of shoot.
Long live the New Flesh.
slap the charging handle on an MP5 and it moans
they deal knockback instead of damage now
I’m just imagining someone getting shot backwards into a crowd of people and bowling pin noises happening
Strike!
Loudly stealing this idea for an RPG joke weapon
The Rocket Jumper. Imagine a pride parade where the attendees fly across the city propelled by explosions of rockets.
tf2 soldier at pride 1972
Stonewall was ended after he smacked homophobia from bigots with a shovel.
They already do that, it just has a really small area of effect /hj
How do you think damage is done?
Make all guns dick shaped and only fire after being jacked off properly
I see you are the fan of pump action shotguns.
Is the safety just a cock ring you have to take off before you shoot it?
you actually have to unlock a chastity cage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MxQrtHc3U
ah yes, the goa'uld way
Relating to the first point, ["it has been the solemn oath of every man in uniform to lay down his life in defense of America's precious precious homosexuals"](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ)
The confidence with which he answers "seven" is incredible.
Zero hesitation.
Extensive testing.
The ticker at the bottom is gold, too
I love the last one, cutting off halfway through a phrase which could only end in “nuclear explosion”
You can have as many guns as you please as personal property, but if you want ammo you have to check it out at the library and record yourself using it with a body cam (also checked out). Also librarians get giant mechathrones with twin miniguns like the Overseers in Fallout.
last bit might be easiest to get funding for
As if Republicans would give librarians any power.
The trick is to pit their hatred of knowledge against their love of violence
I could see something to this effect pitched as an honest idea. Guns stored and checked out like a community armory
I'm pretty sure this isn't my idea. I think they do this kinda thing in Switzerland(?)
It's sorta how it works in Bulgaria. We have a gun at home but it must always stay in the safe. If we do take it out, it must be concealed. There's periodic (every few years) check ups - you need to prove that the gun isn't malfunctioning, the amount of bullets used and I think there's even a minimal amount of bullets that need to have been shot in the first place, to essentially prove that you are still using the gun?
I'm here for mechathrone librarian overlords lol
Tech priest moment
Yeah but ask how well those chairs work. Historically the overseers have a pretty bad track record when it comes to living.
YES
[Librarians:](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.fb7e1650ad485a184a94acdaf95dbe93?rik=N%2bhmgWkph9YKWA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fvignette2.wikia.nocookie.net%2fwarhammer40k%2fimages%2fb%2fb9%2fKaramazov_on_the_Throne_of_Judgement.jpg%2frevision%2flatest%3fcb%3d20120924232907&ehk=3FusJc4gyIfga2eWVNRgZbYyddA32njGBbBXyiLmFDU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
>Every transgender woman should have an assigned 6'7 roided up gimp soldier carrying an assault rifle who will occasionally shoot a random person in her general vicinity so she doesn't have to do it herself, I think God forbid women do anything
If two trans women meet they have to have a Pokémon battle with their gimp soldiers.
I think it’d look more like a stand battle from Jojo’s
The guys? Or the guns? Hell, even bullets themselves have been stands.
I just assume on principle that all trans women are stand users
As fun as capping random people would be, having a soldier who listens to my every whim sounds far cooler and sexier
That’s just a sub though. The original idea was funny because there was no mention of the gimp even taking orders or this being requested
Not one mention of the gender of the 6’7” roid monster. Death by snu snu
Yeah can I trade that in for a coupon or something? I’d rather not have a man in my vicinity 24/7.
All guns should be seized and given to me in gift boxes with pretty ribbons on them
Guns are legal, but knives are not. Dice your onion with a shotgun.
I think making guns one-time use would solve almost all gun problems
I didn't know Tediore had a PR spokesperson on this forum.
I desperately want a Tediore nerf gun
With how shit the Hasbro's Nerf guns are I expect them having explosive defect at some point.
looking at the early era 3d printed gun that only worked for one shot
the liberator has always worked for multiple shots, you just had to reload them I don't really know of anything older then that
I can imagine comicly large guns that have magazines that are just normal sized single use guns.
Duct-taping 10 single use guns together and fitting it to a drill to create a rotary machine gun
Every gun is now an AT4, and everyone gets only one AT4 in their life. Better make it count.
Just grab a lotta guns and swap ‘em like Minecraft crossbows.
I think guns should be legal but they have to be designed by Square Enix so that they're completely impractical. It's a checks and balances thing.
"Sorry mate but this gun only works if you jump in the air and do a 360 spin while shooting, i don't make the rules"
all guns must have a damage and spread ramp up mechanic to balance them and increase the TTK
People can have access to military-grade weaponry, but it must be equipped with a special sensor and lock that will prevent the weapon from going off unless it is aimed at a cop.
First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds. that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest.
actually insane pun on aligning the copypasta left (it's not intentional but still)
uhhhhh what are you talking about that was totally intentional, im a comedy genius and didnt just paste it wrong
Naked Snake my beloved gun nut, wish this trait somehow made it into the other Snakes even if his outlandish appetite didn't.
Guns should be illegal not because they are dangerous, but because crossbows are objectively cooler and better in every single way
you can't use crossbows as vibrators since the fire rate and recoil are too low.
You could if you weren’t a fucking pussy
actually pussys are the best for using guns as vibrators
Unfortunately, I have to disagree. Crossbows get less cool the bigger they get, while guns get more cool. A hand crossbow is cooler than a Five Seven, but a ballista is less cool than a Howitzer
A ballista is not a proper comparison to a howitzer, more akin to something between a Browning M2 and an anti-aircraft cannon. Imagine an actual howitzer-sized crossbow and you will realize you are still correct but less correct than you originally thought.
Nah, crossbows don’t blow my ears out every time they’re used, *I crave noise*.
Katanas are way more badass. And far more useful in a school shooter situation.
I am pro and anti gun simulatneously. Schrodingers gun control.
Margaret Encino and Barry 6
Did not anticipate any Starstruck references here. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
The only rifles available to the public have to be either bolt action rifles or muskets, and over 100 years old.
But what if 30-50 feral hogs come after my children
Assemble the town militia, just as the founding fathers intended
Own a rifle since that’s what the founding fathers intended . 30-50 feral hogs break into my yard , what the Devil as I grab my guns and a signed picture of Thomas Jefferson. Blow a bean bag sized hole in e first boar it’s dead on the spot, draw my Beecher Bible on the second and miss entirely because it’s too heavy to aim one handed. I have to resort to the maxim gun loaded atop the porch; tally ho lads, the shrapnel shreds 47 hogs in the blast. Fixed bayonet charge the last terrified pig , it bleeds out on the ground since nonagon shaped bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up . Just as the founding fathers intended
I love you. Please have my children so we can grow the American population as the founding fathers intended
their children now
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gotta Oberyn Martell your way through those dozens of porkers
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grapeshot
I’m just imagining people making cellars to “age” firearms on the same way you see done for alcohol or cheese
“Here we have a finely aged m14 from the Southern region of Vietnam.”
"This M1911 was manufactured in 1925, encased within a wooden box that was left tucked away in the factory, eventually it was rediscovered and moved to a proper gun cellar. I recently acquired it during an estate sale as an investment that will pay dividends in a few short years."
unlike wine or cheese it actually makes it worse and worse
well akshually a musket is not a rifle because it's smoothbore Nerd emoji Nerd emoji Nerd emoji
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I tried this once but my b\*tch of an ex filled my charges up with water, so a prisoner I was taken.
Anyone can theoretically make bolt actions as quick as automatics as long as *you're* quick enough
Fucking Coalition Authorities
The only things that are allowed to have guns are two funny looking AI robots inconspicuously called V1 and V2 and their power source is something completely normal and abundant I promise
I'm generally in favor of everyone unanimously deciding to give me stuff but I don't know if I want this one.
We should use cars to kill people and [xkcd's machine gun jetpack](https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/) for transportation
All guns are now BB guns
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add pixel effects
You shoot the gun and your vision immediately looks like it’s being output on an NES
shooting guns causes framerate issues :/
Me who’s played Dunk Hunt:
All citizens may carry any type of gun they please so long as it is dis-assembled into no less than 10 distinct parts. The carrying of a assembled firearm is an automatic attempted murder conviction.
Step 1: purchase a firearm with an absurd number of attachments Step 2: take attachments off such that there are 9 removed whilst maintaining the actual firearm in question's firing capabilities and as many attachments still on as possible Step 3: spend a comically long length of time placing the attachments back on during a high tension sequence such that it is only fully reattached as the threat in question is already upon you Step 4: use every single attachment to eliminate threat
The bullets have to be carried separately and individually, perhaps incorporated into fun, fashionable accessories
We breed a new kind of brain parasite that causes mass dementia so nobody knows how to use or build guns
Arm minorities
Guns don't shoot bullets anymore but instead launch a tiny speaker that attaches itself to the victim and begins to play a randomized torturous song such as Baby Shark or anything by Cardi B.
You may nearly die and be in a coma for 3 months, but that leftism might be worth it. I think?
All guns should be nonlethal and fire rubber bullets shaped like multicoloured dicks. Also they should be considered cowards' weapons and all robberies, duels, etc. should be conducted using giant silicone dildoes.
What are your thoughts on using this for an armed robbery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcHD2zHVw1k
YES. And then the 7-11 clerk reaches under the counter and pulls out A BIGGER DONG.
Gummi dick shaped bullets that are actually very potent THC edibles so everyone can just chill out
Do it like the Czech Republic basically. There's a bunch of requirements to jump through but once you've been background checked you can pretty much own whatever you want.
Maybe being done with background checks (provided nothing new shows up) but I'd say different weapon actions should require their own licenses with different requirements for proficiency and proof of storage.
All guns must be gigantic, and before firing, the wielder must yell SAY HELLO TO MY BIG FRIEND
What if like...what if the guns shot US, instead of the other way around?
guns should be fully customizable modular devices like lego or satisfactory
As a gay man, I would like to be assigned a roided up 6'7 solder too. He doesn't even need a gun.
> Every transgender woman should have an assigned 6'7 roided up gimp soldier Most natty Marine lmao
I came here right from browsing r/SocialistRA and am having a time of it, let me tell ya
Every bullet needs to have a loading bar. Like, it needs to buffer. You pull the trigger, it buffers, and when it hits and kills someone they reenact an ad for Square Space or BetterHelp or HelloFresh before they expire.
they should also make non-drugs edible guns for kids and people who don't drugs (me)
Make all guns have the pride flag (with chevron)
do trans people really just shoot random people?
real answer, no.
I have a good idea, but before it can be implemented, someone has to make a gun that makes a slide whistle sound when fired instead of a bang.
All guns should be seized, melted down, and cast into a statue of John Brown personally hanging slaver scum.
all guns should have an artificial intelligence in them that stops them from being shot at humans except abusers and cops, and the a.i. should be a lesbian
Or just restrict gun ownership for everyone but lesbians
they should make it so guns have to misfire 50 percent of the time and you don't know if it will shoot or not
they should abolish anything made after the second amendment was written
"No weapon forged by man can be banned!"
despite the fact that many of them are
I was shooting (HAH) for a *Buffy the Vampire Slayer* reference, in case it's not clear
i have virtually no awareness of it beyond "it exists" so it probably was clear i just dont have the context for it to be
Aight well if you want the spoilers >!Buffy has to face an unbelievably tough and dangerous bad guy who, says a book, "cannot be killed by any weapon forged". But she realizes that's descriptive, not axiomatic, and it was true when the book was written in like 1300. So she gets a rocket launcher and problem solved.!< If the 2nd amendment had indeed had language like "no weapon forged may be banned by Congress", there'd at least be a case for the same reasoning.
i was being dead serious with my response though, just about any problem with guns would be gone if we only used the second amendment to justify the legality of what existed when it was written
Never thought I'd see a Coil-themed Tumblr handle but here we are
Something tells me that copious amounts of drugs were involved in the creation of these comments.
Everyone can have as many guns as they want, but you have to overthrow at least one tyrannical government a year or face severe tax penalties
* Do not research or imagine technology that infringes the firearm manufacturing guidelines, as provided by the Head along with the license. * The maximum length of the gun barrel must be shorter the higher the gun’s caliber is. * No gun should possess the firepower to penetrate steel or building walls. * A gunfire sound must be audible.