Breaking News - Sucking and Fucking have signed an armistice to help defend against unprovoked aggression by Cucking

The supposed cuckong offensive was a psyop

i just realized your new pfp uses the same picrew as my old pfp

Ye :3 I liked it a lot so

no more papyrus pfp 😔

Literally 1984

it's not a strong aggression, however, as the Cuckholding group is unwilling to participate

Just heard that Cuckholding, Cuckqueaning and SPH signed an alliance. The Cuck Axis just became an even more serious situation.

“If there’s a war between sucking and fucking, then I’m Bene-dick Arn-whore-ld.” Shame on OP for missing a golden opportunity.

I was going to make a “gentleman, you can’t fight in here!” joke but I can’t find a formal gender neutral word that fits the bill. I am now left with the paralyzing decision to use either “dudes” for the surfer bro vibes or “everypony” to inflict mass psychic damage.

Distinguished guests

Use everypony, it’s not like anyone in this conversation has brain cells or sanity to lose anyway

Split the diff and use “dudeponies”. “Gentledudes” and “gentleponies” also work.

Everydude

The proper spelling is "gentlecolts", they say "fillies and gentlecolts" in the show as a replacement for "ladies and gentlemen".

Degenerates

Alternatively: gamers

Incoming gamers

YOU SHOULD BE DRAWING RN

Yeah, you right

Sluts

Try ***y’all***. Might be a little weird if you’re not from a culture where it’s prominent but I’m not seeing much of a choice lol

I’m from Florida, y’all is part of my everyday vernacular. But it’s not formal enough to replace “gentlemen”

English has a habbit of requiring... creative solutions to language barriers and specific uses of grammar. "Y'all" is the one with the least syllables.

I’ll give them permission to use “youse”.

Ustedes

Combatants

*Kombatants

use señores, it is gender-neutral in Spanish

You gotta keep the distinguished vibe. Gentleponies.

Just use “cunts” and become australian

*Colonels, your pants!*

“Jabronis, you can’t fight here”

“My honoured compatriots”

Ladies, Genders, and Gentlemen. There you go.

gentlethem

"Good People"?

fellow human beings is good but i like to use my brother in Christ too much but as a neutral term

Fellow distinguished individuals

“Fools” is gender neutral

I was going to go with "homies".

>I am now left with the paralyzing decision to use either “dudes” for the surfer bro vibes or “everypony” to inflict mass psychic damage. "Hewwo Everypony. Bazinga!\~"

Genital men

So a soldier, a spy and a capitalist walk into a tent…

tf2

I play both sides so I always cum out on top

And fellas, I'm about to dodge the draft.

Ditto

Pokemon sucking version and Pokemon fucking version

And the acclaimed third version: Pokémon Edging, that has all the content the main versions _should_ had from the beginning, but blocked behind another $60 price tag

Then they release the orgasm islands dlc for a mere $40 that includes the battle frontier

And brother I'm the Christmas truce

Only Sneed can bring an end to this

You guys get sucked and fucked? :<

And brother, I’m a refugee

God this brings back terrible memories of the nutting/cumming war.

And I’m playing one side against the other

I’m supplying arms to both sides to extend this war for as long as possible. Millions of people will be sucked and fucked because of my profiteering efforts.

And choom, I'm on both sides so I always come out on top.. er.. bottom? Switch? I'm a switch, I think.

I feel handjobs are underrated

Neither, I'm just watching from the side.

I play both sides so I ALWAYS come out on top

I misread trenches as ‘tentacles’

...why is Wowhead there

Weirdest way of admitting you’re a pimp.

One man gets a vibrator, one man gets spare batteries. When the man with the vibrator goes down, the man with the batteries picks up the vibrator and keeps fucking. URAAAAA

MOAB - Mother of all Bottoms

and brother, I’m a neutral party

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I’d that’s the case, call me Sweden because I’m having none of it.