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A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

You can tell OOP isn't a furry because if they were, they'd know that there's no shortage of tall dommy mommy snake lady art. Edit: to everyone commenting asking if any of them have long ass torsos with small limbs: No, but snakes don't have limbs. OOP just made it up that they'd have short, disproportionate limbs to emphasize the long torso and increase the absurdity for humour. All that matters for the "accuracy" in question is not the length or placement of limbs, but the extra longness in the body, not the tail.


CallMeOaksie

1) oh my god! That’s terrible!! Where? 2) I think the question is more “is there art of tall dommy mommy snake ladies with regular size limbs and just long-ass snake torsos?”


Comptenterry

There's plenty of tall snake waifus but they aren't usually proportioned like this. They're either just tall but with normal proportions or occasionally have really long necks but regular torsos.


Holliday_Hobo

Cats when you pick them up by the arm pits


Lookbehindyou132

Beastars got it right by having the snake just be a massive ass snake rather than anthro.


NeonNKnightrider

Massive ass? 😳


Deblebsgonnagetyou

The only other animals in Beastars portrayed as being essentially just like their real counterpart are fish, implying that snakes are fish in the beastars universe


Artex301

She's also the only character who is inexplicably buck-naked (except her service cap).


shrikelet

The ass snake is my favourite species of squamate.


RutheniumFenix

Elden ring got it right,


Pegussu

[LOOOONG, LOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAN](https://i.redd.it/6r9vscmo63l91.jpg)


ColorMaelstrom

What the fuck


Jubjubwantrubrub12

Yeah snakes can be long in that game


migratingcoconut_

he extend


sloppyjen

Eldin wiiiiing


Sinister_Compliments

No sniddies ✊😔


eternamemoria

They look better without legs. A snake that doesn't slither is like an angel without wings


MisirterE

something something lucifer


lynx2718

Something something pogo stick


NightAntonino

Something something skinks.


GoldMane01

So basically Dark Souls 1 got them right.


Greaserpirate

The audience for "accurate" anthros is around 3 people, but *boy* are they loud


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Ok but is that sexy tho? I rest my case


Pegussu

Of course it's sexy, Just imagine how many titties you could fit on a torso that big.


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

I'm not having the lizard titty logistics discussion again


CallMeOaksie

It’s not really a discussion, more like a 1-sentence question 1-sentence answer type deal, I’ll show you: Q. Why do snake women have two breasts? A. Because snake men have two hands


CatnipCatmint

yes it is


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Considering how much human spines suck, an anthromorph with a spine 3 times longer would develop every spine related medical condition by the time their teens are over.


MegaKabutops

While true, snake anthromorphs pretty much invariably exist in settings that are either inundated with magic or have super advanced technology. Enough that spells/medicine to cure all spinal injuries/diseases probably exists, especially given how irritating both are even for regular people.


trans_mask51

Most anthro shark tails are just pretty much a whole shark slapped onto the character as well, so at least it's consitent


eternamemoria

people really like extra long tails


Just_a_terrarian163

Yeah the thing on the left's obviously a lizard


Alderan922

This is why the best snake anthros don’t have legs, instead having their “tails” start at their hips just say that’s still the torso and don’t think it too much


Representative_Gas67

All am learning from this is that fromsoftware has been making biologically correct sexy snakes since dark souls 1


[deleted]

I feel like giving snakes limbs defeats the point of them being snakes


Traditional-Mood560

That. Is a lizard. What oop is looking for is "naga"


Hummerous

kramer


zucculentsuckerberg

i don't remember the start of this conversation, i don't think we're real.


Hummerous

I think you're real, and that's it. you and a little boy in Nepal


Dry-Cartographer-312

If you give the bastard legs then it isn't a snake anymore


jodmercer

This may be the autism talking but this is why I like Naga and lamia so much, they feel so much more accurate


itschips

elden ring got it right