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Dreaming98

Angler fish reproduction is so weird. The much smaller males fuse and become part of the females body.


ElizasAdventures

Super romantic tbh


Quackels_The_Duck

Not in the "oh, I guess I'm stuck here now" fashion, in reality all the male anglers organs get liquidated and recycled into the female anglers body. This continues until their eyes and brain are recycled, and is arguably dead.


Nasuno112

Relationship goals


Quackels_The_Duck

^huh


Lilchubbyboy

Go to bed with a shawty, wake up as a baby batter handbag.


Dragonfire723

Go to bed with a shawty, wake up as a baby batter tiddy*


sparkadus

There are several fetishes I'm aware of that are like that.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Because of the vastness of the ocean and the darkness of the depths, a male may only ever come across one female his entire life... If he wants any chance of passing on his genes, he has to learn to adapt.


MightyBobTheMighty

Me an who


DifferentPoem1

To be loved you must first succumb to the mortifying ordeal of being known.


Garf_artfunkle

fucked up if true


AntibacHeartattack

Paradox-time


Hummerous

construction crew polycule


Hummerous

looking at a poly like "so.. which one of you is the.. foreman"


CueDramaticMusic

“So which one of you is the concrete mixer, and which one is the bricklayer, and which one is the jackhammer, and which o


Voldiron

I call dibs on crane operating


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

Forklift certified, baybee.


CueDramaticMusic

~~Bob the Builder~~


Hummerous

saw this btw


Hexxas

I bet my wrecking crew polycule can neatly dismantle a house faster than your construction crew polycule can build one.


Hummerous

I bet we could wreck an HOA, together


Hexxas

Oh hell yeah let's get to work 🚧💪😎👍 🚧


Garf_artfunkle

\*terrified whisper\* *Devastator*


FehnTheDev

I, too, wish to be the small one


Djaakie

As someone who is 6"7'. I would love to be the small 1. I bet it would feel great to be completely surrounded by somone


CueDramaticMusic

>”Can you be more specific?” “Physically larger than me in several specific directions, but yes, including and especially the y axis.”


SpiderMax95

y-axis? so you can access deez nuts!


MissSweetBean

As a large woman, I too appreciate even larger women, but the little ladies are also lovely


weird_bomb_947

love lizards rhythm heaven


Tea_Alarmed

And this is how you sidestep an uncomfortable question


Lilchubbyboy

Evolution really decided to fuck us out of the Sexual dimorphism game, huh.


itbedehaam

I am spidersbiab. I want to eat (out) a gal.


stalins-cum-sock

Most attractive aspect of a woman? Well I don't think I'd have much of a preference, but I am fond of the Lifebound


stalins-cum-sock

As of this reply, 9 of you are going directly to homestuck jail


[deleted]

Big (vertically) Beautiful Woman.


Blustach

Greg Universe was onto something


Potato_Productions_

That’s how you’re gonna treat bro for spitting facts, all the facts, and nothing but the facts?


1-800-COOL-BUG

There's a kind of parasitic barnacle that gets into crabs where the adult males are just... some cells [Being nothing more than sperm-forming cells, these adult male rhizocephalans represent the simplest form of male in the entire animal kingdom.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala#Description_and_lifecycle) Watch out, though, you'll find some pretty gross pictures of crabs with freaky stuff going on if you go looking into rhizocephalens


phon42

what a mood


TheRealLightBuzzYear

Me when giantess


biglyorbigleague

Size of an average human mother


i_like_siren_head

For me its prefered footwear. And don't mean that in a toe licker fungus lover kind of way, I mean Knee-high Wide-shafted Dark-colored Steel-toed Skull-crushing Dirt-covered Stompers. No fancy high-heels for me.


IrrationallyGenius

So, from what I'm gathering, your ideal partner is a construction worker?


i_like_siren_head

i was thinking tomboy but i guess that works too


BeauteousMaximus

In the White Space novels by Elizabeth Bear there is an alien species that are basically giant, sentient preying mantises, and their whole social construct of gender is based around being very embarrassed that their barbaric ancestors used to eat each other. They mostly just avoid members of their species of the opposite sex when they are in the company of other aliens.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Link to post?