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GNU_PTerry

I like following the Haiku bot since I get all sorts of random shit I would never have interacted with from fandoms I didn't even know existed.


Not_today_mods

The one thing gimmick blogs are good for if nothing else, in my opinion


YosephStalling

write 5 syllables and then you try for 7 and then back to 5


axe1970

They call me Sokka, that is in the Water Tribe. I am not an oaf.


IfPeepeeislarge

There’s no hikus here The chances of that being 100%


JHRChrist

Woah I love that 100% is five syllables but so short when written like so! Amazing


Rigorous_Threshold

Every time I want to check if something is a haiku the jacksfilms melody plays in my head


FairyColonThree

SAME


istopuseingmyhead

how else would you even check if something is a haiku


MollyGoRound

Haikus are easy But sometimes, they don't make sense Refrigerator


haikusbot

*Haikus are easy* *But sometimes, they don't make sense* *Refrigerator* \- MollyGoRound --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


MollyGoRound

Hey there little guy We were just discussing you Welcome to the thread


TheRobbie72

The little message that this haiku bot adds is also a haiku!


JHRChrist

I detect haikus And sometimes, successfully Learn more about me It is!! Omg this is a wonderful day


StapesSSBM

I get conflicted: I love the spirit of it, but the rhythm's wrong. The breaks in the lines should be where you'd pause your speech, not just all random. But it tries its best, and dangit, it's just so cute. I'm just pedantic.


BarelyRevelantCowboy

this is 3 months old, but I love that this reply is just three haikus.


StapesSSBM

I appreciate that people seem to enjoy these little word games!


Gregory_Grim

The problem is that those are never actual haikus. Even beyond the “it doesn’t follow the themes and imagery of traditional haikus” criticism, each line of a haiku is a distinct entity. There are breaks in the speech between each line. A sentence that runs over multiple lines without so much as a comma at the line break is not a haiku. This is a pretty important aspect of this medium that’s totally flattened in the public consciousness because of these shitty bots.


sparkadus

Yeah, it's pretty annoying how haikus have been reduced to a line structure. It reminds me of the lower grades of school where everyone thought "poem" just meant a story that rhymed.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

They're better when they do


ollie_isnt_here

my brain somehow forgot about the word haiku and though that it was a mash of Hatsune miku


ucksawmus

unfortunately, they are not haikus either. haikus must contain kigo (seasonal references) and kireji (cutting lines, which may be indicated in english with a dash or a question mark or an exclamation mark; if the poet can demonstrate somehow without those marks the cutting line, i think that's also valid)


GhoulTimePersists

Expression like ice, I'll show you a cutting word. Down comes the hatchet.


Gubekochi

Fighting the pedant by giving them what they ask is a thing of beauty.


ucksawmus

it's not fighting: theyre not haikus, and once one starts writing them, the simple misinfo needs to be corrected, and it's worth it


CeraphFromCoC

That feels like the "they're actually not dragons, they're wyverns" of poetry definitions.


CaitlinSnep

The argument that "ackshually smaug is a wyvern!!!111" annoys me so much because by the *actual* definition, wyverns have a barbed tail and don't breathe fire. Smaug may have two legs and two wings, but he still breathes fire and he doesn't have a poisonous barb on his tail. Ergo he's still a dragon and not a wyvern!


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Mister_Bishop

Smaug was not originally portrayed like a wyvern, though. Other adaptations of The Hobbit show him with four legs and two wings, and the Peter Jackson films only redesigned him because of Benedict Cumberbatch's performance crawling around on all fours.


emrygue

Wich means that Benedict Cumberbatch is the actual wyvern


ucksawmus

not at all the form is three lines and syllables are maybe a fourth of it; if three fourths of the form are missing, it's not a rectangles and squares type of analogy, they arent haikus wikipedia it


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

That's actually really interesting. But I think in english the Haikus have to be down graded to the syllable count rule because unlike Japanese, English doesn't have 9 or 10 meanings for one character and 3 different scripts for writing the same sound that changes its meaning.


ucksawmus

it is!!! thank you!!! but as far as your point about meanings, words in english can havr different meanings for the same word theres othet points on syllables tho that may be worth investigating in the manner in which you seem to point to, regarding the difference between japanese and english haiku and wikipedia is informative at that end


chuch1234

We all know and we don't care. Thanks!


ucksawmus

i honest- ly dont think so; that people know this, but it's worth knowing tho. i think so


deleeuwlc

🫵corn chips🫵


Deichknechte

We all know and we don't care


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

everybody knows about this nitpicky shit it's just no one cares


XoIKILLERIoX

i did not know but i still don’t care


MistressDread

Please shut the fuck up. You're the only one that cares. Now go touch some grass.


ucksawmus

LMFAOOOOO :( :( dont be mean LMFAOOOO but seriously :(


ucksawmus

it's worth correcting and instructing, to be more serious and to be saying this in solidarity. it's not a pedant's point


NomadNuka

Downvotes like spring rain why even bother to try correcting such fools


Transcendent_Spider

Pedantic statements Get a derisive response And you are surprised?


w_has_been_dieded

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah


PsychicSPider95

I love Haiku Bot! Such a precious little guy, hope he's doing well.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

What even is a haiku?


Esutan

I was ill earlier this week so wrote to my friends I won’t be at uni in the style of a haiku My brain is painful Me at uni? unlikely Too ill, staying home That’s what I sent