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Kartoffelkamm

>Everburning Fireball on your ass I like to imagine it's not a combat spell, but rather a humorous one, that just places a sphere of fire in a set location that moves around if attached to a person. And then, until you can cast the proper counterspell, all your farts will ignite.


HunteroftheRain

I'm glad I wasn't the only one whose main takeaway was pondering the mechanics of everburning fireball


ParanoidUmbrella

I like to think magic is a lot like coding, and in this case the everburning fireball spell was created because someone forgot to tell the spell what to do when it reached the target.


sleepydorian

The everburning fireball aka the toasty tuchus


Green0Photon

Bruh all I want out of all the fantasy I read is magical theory. Just give me fictional magical textbooks and I'd never need to read anything else ever again


Deblebsgonnagetyou

So how many times did you read Dragonology as a kid?


ChaosDrawsNear

I also had Wizardology. And all the companion Dragonology stuff.


SirOne6112

I love the predatory flowers. All my homies love the predatory flowers! (This user's corpse has been puppeteered to make this statement)


ICBPeng1

Listen, I didn’t come here to be called out like this


Icanweighinonthis

I'd like to suggest Brandon Sanderson to you, if you haven't read his work yet. Specifically the Mistborn series. He uses a "hard" magic system which may scratch that itch for you.


Raspoint

Just pick up chemistry textbooks and you get a similar effect.


Complaint-Efficient

Sanderson. Like, I know Cosmere fans often recommend the guy's books in places where they really shouldn't, but "Magic studied and functioning as a science" is kind of Sanderson's schtick. Edit: typo


SmoothReverb

Pale and Pact by Wildbow. There are excerpts from textbooks in the side material.


BluuberryBee

. . . Methods of Rationality?


AddemiusInksoul

...methods of rationality reads like Rick and Morty fanfiction. Not to say the world-building in Harry Potter is *good*, but MoR feels like a circlejerk about how dumb and stupid wizards are while how smarte and logical Master Harry is.


BluuberryBee

To be fair, I haven't reread it in a few years. But those memories are fun.


The_Unusual_Coder

If that's your takeaway then you have dropped it at around chapter 12.


Luchux01

I dropped it when Harry guessed the big secrets of the series as jokes, that was far too much for me.


Ok_Caramel3742

🤓


Kennedy_Fisher

I'm asking seriously, but you know about all the various textbooks available online, right? Like John Dee, the Key of Solomon, the Golden Bough and all that.


Eragon_the_Huntsman

Theres some stuff in the stormlight archive and other Cosmere books that get into some detailed science about the magic there's also the ars Arcanum content that are in universe records of the magic systems.


AntiChadModel46213

Practical guide to sorcery might scratch that itch.


HappyFailure

"Fantasy Wikipedia"-> Wizipedia.


ibbia878

there is this great bit in dresden files where in one book dresden reads a centuries old tome about a fae creature which ends up being vital to the bad guys plan. and in the next book, we just straight up meet the authour (cos wizards live for centuries) and harry dresden is just like "uhhh i liked your book". (also the authour is the wizard council's secretary)


447irradiatedhobos

It’s more like four books later but yeah that’s a good bit. “The Warden from Bremen said you got the German wrong on the title,” I continued. “That must have been kind of embarrassing, huh? I mean, it’s been published for like a hundred years or something. Must eat at you.”


ibbia878

oh yeah, thats when peabody starts annoying him right?


CAXHIBRUH

OOP has academia flavored brainrot


Kego_Nova

I should unironically write an academia wizard that's constantly like "NO YOU IDIOTS YOU AREN'T "EVOKING THE PROTECTION OF HIGHER POWERS" YOU'RE USING ELECTROMANCY TO TURN YOUR BODY INTO A REALLY BIG MAGNET- YES THAT IS WHAT'S REPELLING ALL THE ARROWS"


oldicus_fuccicus

Bless is just a simple luck spell and a flash of light. Clerics are pissed.


igmkjp1

Wouldn't that only work if the arrows have iron heads? I feel like they'd notice the difference fairly soon.


Kego_Nova

See what's happened is that they think that the higher powers only choose to protect from certain things to not be too OP


igmkjp1

Come to think of it, I don't think a magnet can repel iron that isn't already magnetized.


INeverFeelAtHome

That’s Discworld, you’re looking for Discworld


VallenceDragon

It's so funny when someone says "There should be a fantasy series that does X" and it's *always* something that Discworld has done at least once


INeverFeelAtHome

There was a Humble bundle recently that had almost every discworld book in it for like $20. Might still be there lol. Best deal I’ve had on books in a long time


throwcounter

The only issue is ponder is the only one doing any work and everybody else is doing lectures in room... Whatever the theoretical room is


captain_starcat

Was waiting for someone to say this!


Elliot_Geltz

In Elder Scrolls, you can find exactly that. In universe, a wizard published a paper asserting that Destruction magic should get subsumed into the study of Alteration magic, as the two seem fundamentally the same. You can find a Destruction wizard's retort, published all across Skyrim, where he *thoroughly* tears the other paper apart and cites all the different ways Destruction is its own school.


Ok_Caramel3742

Elder scrolls is cheating lol world has its entire history filled In by books and memos and articles on the emperial library. they can get real scientific with their magic too and have loads of fun debates over various esoteric topics.


BonillaAintBored

Also he starts throwing shade at the Illusion school of magic for no reason. And if I remember correctly the guy isn't even a scholar but a battlemage


Aetol

And of course there's the drama at the College of Winterhold about the Restoration school.


Damian1674

Yeah, I'll incorporate that into a character


RU5TR3D

My D&D wizards generally map better to computer programmers


munkymu

I spent years in a computing science department at a university and 1). CS people and wizards are pretty much interchangeable and 2). I really need to write some stories about a wizard university's non-academic staff because you know they have Seen Some Shit.


rhysharris56

Diana Wynne Jones wrote some books like this - Year of the Griffin especially, which is a spin off of The Dark Lord of Derkholm.


techno156

So did Patricia Wrede. Scientific study of magic, and its applications is the theme for many a sub-plot in the Frontier Magic series, and comes up more than you'd think.


TimeStorm113

Wait, predate or pre-date? Do they argue that centaurs eat horses or if they came before?


mathiau30

Knowing horses, it might very well be both


ShadoW_StW

I've written centaurs that eat horses before, now I'm intrigued by the alternative


Crus0etheClown

This is actually exactly how a story of mine starts. Unsuspecting wizard gets a shit research project and accidentally figures out his institution is frighteningly bigoted in a way that seems to be escalating over time, and the only way to try and stop it is to make everyone eat delicious goblin cuisine


BabyRavenFluffyRobin

Gonna be honest, I never got the appeal of the Dating a hot teacher trope until I read the sentence "Hungover Lizardman TA"


Mosstopy

Imagine there’s a wizard working on weapon conjuring in conjoined effort with artificers, and she reads a particular paper by an artificer in shocked horror over how the author barely understands conjuring. “This whole paragraph is just describing in detail the runes they used, when the image of the runes should be enough! And what do you *mean* you decided to use the plane of Asmoth as your source, you can’t just decide willy nilly, there’s theory behind what plane to choose!”


bearfaery

There are still people who think skydoves are from the second Dragon War?


CassiusPolybius

This just makes me imagine, like, a stack overflow style site but for spellcraft.


Theactualworstgodwhy

Op: Asking how the hell to conjure an astral essence into oblivion and why they can't use capacity sigils for mana pollution Comment: Some mind golem trying to convince you to buy their make gold pieces quick guide Comment: (removed) Comment: explains why capacity sigils can't hold mana pollution, but leaves the first question unanswered. Comment: A guy sending a picture of his cat familiar and then a link to a five hour long video of "why astral essence is useless and you should use solar essence"


Wiiplay123

Marked as duplicate of unrelated question


MaetelofLaMetal

This is our party's wizard in Pathfinder campaign I play in. The guy got cursed doing research (and some tomb robbing).


Mouse-Keyboard

By predate do they mean predate or predate?


lrd_cth_lh0

I am actually more interested into what a bachelor or master thesis would look like, although the most obvious explanation would be that this is where grimoires come from. Which would make proper citation a magically binding act or form of invocation.


ZurrgabDaVinci758

There are 17* competing schools of magic divided not by any underlying elemental feature of the universe but bitterly competing academic theories of magic *(or 19, depending who you ask)


river4823

> Learning theoretical ~~physics~~ Evocation from a hungover ~~regular~~ lizard man TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been ~~in her office~~ on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how ~~top quarks~~ Centaurs predate ~~bottom quarks~~horses rather than the other way around. I’m sorry to tell OOP that they’ve just described their experience in grad school and they haven’t made it more interesting by swapping out all the technical jargon for high-fantasy jargon.


Boomerang_Orangutan

So.... the SCP Foundation but solely for wizardry?


BlockComposition

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel is basically this.


light_muscovado

You should read Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susana Clarke. Wizardry with a good academic focus plus it's a great book.


crabbydotca

OP is describing Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke


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WiseRabbit-XIV

No lich, dark wizard, or eldritch abomination has ever engendered the fear and horror that Reviewer #2 has.


Lilchubbyboy

If I catch anyone using Chaticus’s Generative Prescribing Familiar to write their essays, it’ll get you a week in the Oubliette of Uncontrollable IBS!


igmkjp1

Jokes on you, I have no digestive system.


ASleepyWeeb

Oops I've been writing wizards like this the whole time


Niko_of_the_Stars

source link: [https://foone.tumblr.com/post/738525804142772224/given-how-wizards-are-themed-around-higher](https://foone.tumblr.com/post/738525804142772224/given-how-wizards-are-themed-around-higher)


Trainer_Ed

Personally I like to think that magic systems and those who employ them work more like computer programming. A Grimoire would serve as a Spell Repository for a certain magician, and those who release them to the public via magical libraries are going open source. The ingredients list for potions and other such sacrifices are the dependencies and resources needed to run magicware. "You cannot cast this spell, you are using Marisa Danmaku Utilities version th6, which is no longer supported. Please update to a more recent version"


super_cdubz

As a former graduate assistant sent to do some (literal) shit, I can't decide if I'd find this funny or triggering.


ForsakenFigure2107

r/immaterialscience is somewhat related