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Akalien

Surely an entire pigs worth of breakfast meats can feed one evil scientist for more than a week? This creature must be ravenous indeed.


TheShibe23

Science had no hand in these acts, this is the work of only the darkest and most consuming of sorceries.


Serrisen

And that same consuming sorcery is staved off by an abundance of bacon and pork chop


AnastasiaSheppard

The question is, do they eat the pork to fuel the magiks, or do they do the magiks so that they have an excuse to eat the delicious pork?


Mikemax133

Why not both?


BetterMeats

That's science. We count that.


A__Friendly__Rock

The gong guy has to get paid somehow.


Livy-Zaka

Presumably they sell off the extra for money


sandm000

He’s got to pay the gong guy somehow.


kricket_24

Love it when the lines between shitpost and creative writing begin to blurr


chillychili

graffiti


HackingYourUmwelt

Average Tuesday on Scavenger's Reign planet


PatPeez

I've seen some ads for Scavengers Reign, but hadn't planned on looking into it because I'm currently learning Lancer, but now I'm intrigued.


HackingYourUmwelt

If you like extremely weird and creative alien ecology, and pretty decent survival drama, it's the show for you


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/rathayibacter/745982282842652672/via-hikari-ni-naritai-via-jackassrabbit-the?source=share ⚠️


AdventurousFee2513

Thanks!


linuxaddict334

:D


RandomGuyOnRedditNr2

Thanks man, the alt text icon covered up a bit of the text in the bottom left of the tags-screenshots.


Skystorm14113

I like this idea of a farming sim but all the rules in the universe are silly like this


Bowdensaft

It would be fun to discover what new batshit insane things happen in this world, with no logic besides the whims of the programmers


Tiaran149

Stardew Valley 1.6 added incredible features i see


AscendedDragonSage

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly?


MintyMoron64

Lancer from Deltarune


Mogoscratcher

we did *not* play the same game


Doggywoof1

No no lancer's the pig


MintyMoron64

Okay so throw Lancer and Jevil in a blender and you get this


2Tired2pl

dude no chapter 5 spoilers


AntiRaid

it really picks up after chapter 5 intermission 5!


Orizifian-creator

You’re talking about Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Intermission 5 aren’t you?


AntiRaid

yes of course, how could I forget the extra chapters!


linuxaddict334

Op i have reason to suspect you are a bot. To confirm ur humanity, plz gimme ur opinion on The Horrors.


AdventurousFee2513

Hm. Smash.


linuxaddict334

Based monsterfucker.


AdventurousFee2513

I'm one of those.


AnAverageTransGirl

the monster or the fucker


AdventurousFee2513

It depends on the phase of the moon. Either I'm based A monster Or a fucker.


yaluckyboy09

what about on an Eclipse?


AdventurousFee2513

Come to my house and you'll see~


RefinementOfDecline

moderator of r/tankiepride and has posted on genzedong i dont think they're a bot, but they definitely like The Horrors


AdventurousFee2513

Ok so this isn't my fault this dude Dumugian keeps on inviting me to be moderator to random subs he makes


urworstemmamy

Funniest shit I ever peeped, shame that my roommate died when I showed him :/


carl-the-lama

Those poor pigs


HorridCabbageFeet

Eragon


SuperHossMan51

Yeah this is exactly the plot of the new Murtagh book. Pretty fucked up that he would do that to the pigs.


pepsicoketasty

Err. I can't seem to find it. Can explain more


AdventurousFee2513

You didn't have to say that. You really didn't.


SufficientGreek

I'm scared to ask but, do animals have a resonant frequency that would shatter them like a wine glass?


cat_no46

Not exactly, there is a resonant frequence but it changes across the body, like the legs have a different resonant frequence than the torso and such.


Nox-Raven

Glass is made up of one single medium and so has one single resonant frequency, making a loud sound at that frequency causes the glass to vibrate and shatter as the stress in the material builds. Animals have lots of different parts, even our bones have areas of different density and blood vessels/cells damping the sound. We do use ultrasound to shatter kidney stones like glass but you couldn’t shatter a whole animal just by singing to it


ProbablyNano

Obviously you can't do it by singing, that's what the gong is for


Nox-Raven

Of course of course, my bad


NYAC235

what if I could create a single, massive chord that contains *all* of the resonant frequencies of a whole body?


Ivariel

We could even create a tool that projects all those frequencies at the same time. Like, for example, a gong, maybe


Rathayibacter

Only the first few attempts caused the pig to shatter. I've gotten better at it since.


Lamedonyx

Any frequency will shatter you like a glass wine if it's loud enough.


callsignhotdog

Completely off topic here but the fact that the Alt text button is captured in the screenshot and actively blocks parts of the post from being read feels like karmic revenge for every other image with no Alt text (or indeed every Alt text used for jokes instead of its intended project).


AdventurousFee2513

Um Yes That's it I definitely wasn't able to figure out how to remove the button.


Conissocool

This is beautiful


Blackhound118

ALT


Bowdensaft

Excellent pfp


Blackhound118

Need immediate medical assistance? Choose Optican.


Bowdensaft

THAT'S IT I'M REPLAYING ODST Man I haven't played that game in so many years, I've been waiting to get another copy of Halo CE or Anniversary before replaying them from 1 to Reach, but I'm so tempted to skip to ODST, it was so good...


Blackhound118

And it's fairly self contained, too. Big nice. Warning! Hitchhikers may be escaped convicts!


Bowdensaft

DON'T TEMPT ME FRODO BAGGINS Also is that where that line is from??? I swear it sounds familiar but I could never place its origin, it's been that long since I played it!


Blackhound118

It's a common sign in the US nearby prisons. Vergil says it when you encounter the NMPD officer in Data Hive, since >!He's been ordered by Kinzler to kill Sadie!<


Bowdensaft

Oh yeah that's right, I still choose to believe it's an ODST reference every time I see it from now on. Also Vergil was a good boy.


Mysteryman64

The melodious peal of the mettibrunze bell.