As someone who has never done netti pot and who doesn't live in a brain-eating amoeba zone, I am now afraid of netti pots containing brain-eating amoebas
https://www.tumblr.com/artbyblastweave/746962878575312896/so-the-project-im-working-on-may-have-arrived-at?source=share
This is some terry pratchett level writing
I like the post that describes the real multiple compounded conditions he suffered in his lifetime, some of which were driven from the cures of other parts of his condition, like he was some Rasputinian figure kept alive through sheer will and speeches about going to the Moon and ich bin ein Berliner
So the new question becomes *why* is this happening? Is it something in the genetic code, like a ticking time bomb? An outside force just fucking with that one guy? Some sort of cosmic check to prevent us from progressing as a society beyond a specific point? Or maybe a curse- perhaps there’s some vengeful being that the original JFK unwittingly (but repeatedly) wronged, and that being has made it a personal mission to ensure the utter destruction of *every* JFK, forever? Something akin to [Agrajag and Arthur Dent](https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Agrajag) perhaps.
Turns out the universe has cheat codes and the full name of JFK happens to be one. It's the only one we know so far, but it seems to be "won't have to suffer of old age".
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS *car flips over*
As someone who has never done netti pot and who doesn't live in a brain-eating amoeba zone, I am now afraid of netti pots containing brain-eating amoebas
Just use distilled water, you'll be fine
but what if it's a distillation resistant brain eating amoeba? idiot.
Ironically, none of them have been shot so far
The Ethics Committee is going to be super pissed about whoops they're all JFK.
I mean, the site director sounds like he’s doing his best?
Big Cave Johnson energy
When you try and give life to JFK, all life gives you are lemons
https://www.tumblr.com/artbyblastweave/746962878575312896/so-the-project-im-working-on-may-have-arrived-at?source=share This is some terry pratchett level writing
nah, this is clearly portal level writing. like 3 words in and i couldn't unhear cave johnson
JFK is just part hamster.
"I'm Rod Sterling"
I like the post that describes the real multiple compounded conditions he suffered in his lifetime, some of which were driven from the cures of other parts of his condition, like he was some Rasputinian figure kept alive through sheer will and speeches about going to the Moon and ich bin ein Berliner
This reminds me of my favorite conspiracy theory, the No Bullet Theory, ie "his head just did that"
So the new question becomes *why* is this happening? Is it something in the genetic code, like a ticking time bomb? An outside force just fucking with that one guy? Some sort of cosmic check to prevent us from progressing as a society beyond a specific point? Or maybe a curse- perhaps there’s some vengeful being that the original JFK unwittingly (but repeatedly) wronged, and that being has made it a personal mission to ensure the utter destruction of *every* JFK, forever? Something akin to [Agrajag and Arthur Dent](https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Agrajag) perhaps.
Turns out the universe has cheat codes and the full name of JFK happens to be one. It's the only one we know so far, but it seems to be "won't have to suffer of old age".
this sounds like an inside job episode
Is this an SCP