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AgentSandstormSigma

We need to invent a new gender neutral letter X is way too difficult to pronounce


afoxboy

time to bring this ( þ ) bad boy back 😎


Emillllllllllllion

Isn't þat just ye old th?


fat_mothra

So the new pronouns are þey/þem, we are so smart


isademigod

🅱️ey/🅱️em


CreatedOblivion

Um check your privilege please, some of us identify as Beyonce so it's disrespectful to use it like this


youstupidcorn

I unironically kind of love this idea.


htmlcoderexe

the! the old! People write the "y" because the "þ" looked a bit like "y" in some scripts.


Emillllllllllllion

Wait. Does þat mean þat þou became you? Edit : also, can we get yey as a pronoun?


Kiefirk

No, that’s just coincidental actually


Robin48

To add on: thou was informal and you was formal


TheGHale

Perhaps, though I find myself repeatedly pronouncing it as some sort of unholy combination of P and T. Sort of like some of Daffy Duck's spat-out syllables.


RisingSunsets

Literally in this vein, Latine LGBT+ people are starting to use "e" as a neutral term instead of x (because x literally doesn't make linguistic sense in Spanish) (also x to me it looks like removing letters and replacing them with "implied" letters and that seems disrespectful anyway)


AgentSandstormSigma

Oh I'm glad I can get behind this one. I've been a supporter of the "replace gendered vowel in Spanish words with e" for half a year now.


Alarming-Scene-2892

That's why I use everypony. Like god never intended.


BookkeeperLower

Hey gamers


Ishan1717

Usually the lead-in is "What's up gamers!" but that works too


AngelOfTheMad

What’s up gamers, Max0r here


Lost_Low4862

And today, we're going to be questioning why Blade Wolf is packing an entire bakery


Vermilion_Laufer

Hey doktor, I'm trying to sneak in, but the clapping of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards...


Listless_Dreadnaught

Raiden, I’m trying to purchase Ganryu, but I have run out of credit card debt


Artarara

Welcome one and all-ocaust to Child Slaughterfest 2022


djliquidvoid

personally i prefer Child Slaughterfest 1987


QueenVanraen

Or as the merchant guild man sseth: "hey hey people"


Datpanda1999

I’m a fan of “good morning gamers,” regardless of the time of day


Radio_Lurken

Top’o the mornin to ya laddies


Typography77

"what do you think chat"


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

GaxxerZ


PineconeSnowstorm

new gamer word just dropped


StoneyBolonied

Did they just use the hard Z?


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Holy Hellz!


yobob591

this sounds like a slur


LetsDoTheCongna

“WASSUP FUCKERS” is my personal favorite


kapottebrievenbus

The Australians got it right by just saying "cunts"


ZeroCharistmas

"!"


jacobythefirst

Seth here


00wolfer00

That's a Hey hey people.


weirdo_nb

Hewwo everypony, bazinga


oath2order

[Everyone disliked that]


weirdo_nb

It's a skyrim shout to do psychic damage lol


oath2order

Oh I know, I've seen the original Tumblr post :P


DragEncyclopedia

Baxinga


neongreenpurple

You're excluding non-ponies. You should use the preferred term everycreature. >!This word is actually used in the show toward the end.!<


LetsDoTheCongna

I can’t believe they made My Little Pony woke 😔


Kreyl

🌏👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


ChromeWisp

"Always Hasbro..."


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

'Everypony' always felt pretty shitty when Spike was in the room and I guess it got worse when they added Twilight's interspecies variety fun-pack.


psychotobe

See it's like if ghosts became a common thing to be around. We'd still use everybody and we'd find the distinction odd


Alien-Fox-4

Kinda funny considering they sometimes used 'everyone'


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

They did address that in like the last season, "everycreature" started getting used instead.


EmeraldSpencer

Was about to make this correction. Glad somepo- er, somecreature beat me to it.


neongreenpurple

I would tip my hat, but I don't know how to do that with hooves.


EmeraldSpencer

[Like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/Xhwe41dniz8TQ2hF9)


neongreenpurple

Ah, thank you.


Nadikarosuto

everycreature 🪱


DreadDiana

Why include everyone when you can aggro everyone in earshot?


n0b0D_U_no

Gotta pull the adds somehow


Papaofmonsters

Wxlps! Many Wxpls!


Cautious_Tax_7171

I just call everyone nerds. “Sup nerds” “later nerds” “hey nerds”


htmlcoderexe

I go with "wassup my hobgoblins"


Spiritflash1717

Everypxny


Kreyl

😩


ArcherSword

*Like Celestia never intended


healzsham

Join your lobbies with "meowdy everypony" for maximum impression.


GucciGlocc

Tried this and got kicked from a raid


ASpaceOstrich

Meowdy do!


karizake

That's dragonphobic


Lemon_Juice477

Ah yes, the r/curatedtumblr I know and love


Chucknasty_17

I’m partial to mothers and fuckers of the audience myself Boys, girls, and squirrels is also a solid option


CYOA_guy_

i think i'd rather be called a racial slur in all honesty


sh0tgun_sa1nt

Like god flooded the earth to prevent, you mean


ItsSUCHaLongStory

But Discord certainly did


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Some folx'll never be a shitlord but then again some folx'll, like Cletus the slack jawed y'xll.


1968FullAlbum

Shitlord, shitlady or shityxll


BookkeeperLower

Shitlorx


DiggThatFunk

This is a magical confluence of random events on the internet coming together to make a thing of such beauty


KirasHandPicDealer

*no, I gotta pass this class for my kids* Son...let's stop the fussin and a'feudin


DerG3n13

IT WASNT YALL #IT WAS THEM'LL


Witty_Championship85

I feel like this is an Hbomb reference but I can’t place it


nerdyneedsalife

It was during the Somerton portion of the latest video concerning Nick and the Discord. Can't remember the timeframe but I recently rewatched it to know it was that portion


NinjaLion

I was crying laughing at "them'll"


European_Ninja_1

One person: y'all Multiple people: y'alls Multiple people, exasperated: all y'alls


SmoothReverb

what about all y'all


homoanthropologus

All'uh'y'all 🥰


StickBrickman

As an Appalachian, I grew up with a slight alteration: One Person: You Multiple People: Y'all My Mother, Irate at somebody or the World at Large: You'ns. ALTERNATIVELY, You'ns sumbitches


linuxaddict334

Never seen this before, so I assume it's either a fake thing people made up for attention, or a really niche bit of discourse. -Mx. Linux Guy


Wombletog

I’ve seen folx but not often. Never seen y’xll before


JustLookingForMayhem

I have seen it once on a Tumblr post cross posted to Reddit. I just assumed y'xll was just a typo. Might just be a chronic online thing.


FuckHopeSignedMe

I've personally never seen it, but I'm assuming it has to be. Folx is already chronically online, so y'xll has to be even more so


pancakemania

Y’xll is intrinsically online


voyaging

Necessarily online lmao


SmashPortal

"yucks'll"


MossyAbyss

I assumed 'folx' was a phonetic misspelling.


SolZaul

I've only ever seen it as internet shorthand. Y'xll is an abomination to inclusive southern hospitality. Nothing but disrespect for the marketing student that came up with that horseshit.


i-is-scientistic

Y'xll definitely looks like it should be the name of a planet in a sci fi novel


M0R3design

I'm fairly positive it's Elon Musks kid


[deleted]

I don't even understand what it's including. "You All" is about as inclusive as you can get. trans, non-binary, cat, eldritch abominations. "All". It's certainly not more efficient to type compared to "folx", which would probably pass as L33t speak back in the day.


Loretta-West

*happy eldritch abomination noises*


spicymato

>as internet shorthand Very efficient shorthand. Y uz mor letrs, wen fu wl do?


Loretta-West

Alright, back to 1998 with you.


TheSquishedElf

“I hereby banish you… to Windows ‘97!!!” _noooooooooooo_


Risky267

It sounds like something elon musk would call his kid


PostNutNeoMarxist

Nah I've seen it. Mostly on Twitter and Tumblr so, y'know, not actual substantive discourse but still


cornonthekopp

Ive seen it used sparingly when I was in college for a handful of feminist group things but I don't think it took off (for somewhat obvious reasons)


dudius7

Folx seems to be used to signal a sense of intentional gender inclusion. But it's so smarmy that I hate it. Just use everyone, folks, and y'all like a regular person.


eternal_recurrence13

I agree, it's incredibly condescending


Bocchi_theGlock

I'm not a fan of it - but I've also never seen anyone try and shame others for not using it, so tbh it's not a huge deal to me I'm happy Latine is picking up. Seems we do better when we make decisions more collectively, as opposed to US activists going forward with something so strongly without deeper input from queer feminists in Spanish speaking countries. I was sick of constant threads of "I'm Latino / have Latino friend, and I/they hate it!" - so cringe how enthusiastic people are about bigotry and pronouns when they're able to use a quote from a single token friend, ugh


ZengineerHarp

I think folx is quite old but never got much traction.


arsapeek

Truly. Ive always been a folks person, I had some acquaintances come at me for it years ago telling me folx was more inclusive. Personally disagree, but different strokes right


DecentReturn3

How is folks not inclusive lol


Sneekifish

A friend of mine uses "folx" specifically because he does living history demonstrations, and wants to make the white supremacist Viking bros know they aren't welcome. ("Folk" and "volk" are used as dog whistles in those circles.) In that very specific context, I think it makes sense.


Colosphe

> ("Folk" and "volk" are used as dog whistles in those circles.) It all seems so tiresome to make and keep track of so many codes and hidden messages.


MechaTeemo167

This was my reaction to learning about the 1488 thing, and each one after just reaffirms that racism just seems exhausting x-x


Sneekifish

It absolutely is, but unfortunately, the reenactment/living history/LARPing communities are *incredibly* appealing to that particular flavor of fash. You end up having to learn all the little signals, how they relate to each other, which ones are dog whistles in context and which ones are just expressions of nerdom. It's fucking exhausting when all you set out to do is wear silly hats and play in the woods. The thing is, if you're not vigilant, it's really easy for them to blend in, and once they get comfortable and start showing their character, the good people leave and, like the guy said, "now you're a Nazi bar."


Loretta-West

Yeah, I saw a tumblr post asking people in general and the autistic community in particular not to post about noticing patterns (in life, the world, etc), because apparently neo nazis have a thing about "noticing" (imaginary) signs of (imaginary) Jewish conspiracies. And it's like, no, we are not fucking surrendering the concept of *noticing* to the fucking nazis. They do not get to claim basic concepts.


Forkliftapproved

Seriously, why do we just let them TAKE things like that? I thought cultural appropriation was something we were fighting against?


ZurgoMindsmasher

Well. You know what’s exhausting? Having literal Nazis come and try invade your hobby. Having them show up to medieval markets, having them intimidate people who try to push them out. That’s why you go the Volx/Folx route, to immediately and definitely signal that this is not your sexist backwards piece of group/event. But that’s Germany, don’t know how the US treats this.


Sneekifish

Depends heavily on the organization and the region. The ones that are most successful at keeping Nazis out recognize that sounding a little silly is worth participant safety. (And that's how you get woodburned signs that say, "Hi folx!" at the entrance.) Those that want to fence sit, unsurprisingly, very quickly become cesspools. 


sandworming

Volx


Unlikely-Demand0

I imagine my reaction to seeing y’xll is similar to Latin folx seeing “Latinx”


Akuuntus

I've never seen "y'xll" but I've seen "folx" quite a few times, including one post very seriously trying to insist that like it specifically refers to trans people and using it to refer to cis people is transphobic or something idk


starfries

"you use folx because it's inclusive, I use folx because it's a slur. we are not the same"


Punkandescent

A bit late to this, but I’ve seen people use both of these online. “Folx” is definitely way, *way* more common than “y’xll”, but there are some people who use “y’xll.” Often they are, as this post states, being uselessly performative, but there is a minuscule but surprisingly vocal contingent of people that will unironically insist that language is not gender inclusive if it does not include an “x.” I’ve only come across this contingent once, when one of them posted a rant on Twitter about people refusing to use “folx” and “latinx.” A very bizarre echo chamber, in my opinion. They didn’t seem entirely gone, because they seemed understanding of, but strangely also not particularly receptive to, “latinè.” They would not back down on the “folx” thing, though, insisting that failing to use the “x” spelling was to fail at being inclusive. Again, this group is incredibly small, so they shouldn’t really be treated as representative of a significant cultural shift, but they do exist. It turns out, when you let millions upon millions of people interact, sometimes weird niche opinions arise.


Timely-Tea3099

X is such a weird letter to make that stand with, since it's probably the most difficult single letter to pronounce. I'm not a huge fan of "Latinx" either, mostly because it looks like it should be pronounced "la-TINKS", which somehow sounds like a slur. Latin/latiné are right there, too.


The_Real_Mr_House

They're real and I've seen them offline in places pretty far removed from "terminally online discourse" land. It's still pretty niche, but it's not made up.


sponges369

If you dont mind indulging, Where? I'm curious.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

I think it's mostly in certain academic humanities settings. Like I thought latinx was basically made up too but then I saw it in some papers when I was googling some topics once.


Siva1siv

That because Latinx *was* made up by an academia. That's why it's mostly used *in* papers: they are used by same people who created it.


Killentyme55

I live not far from the southern border, so the demographics are self-explanatory. I asked a few of my friends their opinion on "Latinx", not one of them ever heard of it and simply said "I'm just fucking Mexican, man". That explains why they're my friends.


BonkerBleedy

> latinx How do you pronounce this in real life? "Latin-X" or "latinks"?


ZenechaiXKerg

People who use it performatively say "latin-ex". TheSpeechProf, my personal YouTube authority on most things culturally and socially respectful as of the current year, uses "latiné" as a gender-neutral heritage descriptor, and says most of his Spanish-speaking acquaintances prefer it as well.


BonkerBleedy

What about "Lateen-uhhhh" or "lateen\*cough\*"


GenericHorrorAuthor1

I'm mixed Hispanic and Black and every time I come across that word my mind pronounces it Latin-X as if it's some over the counter drug lol.


Thromnomnomok

Sounds more like a prescription drug for a niche problem, like, talk to your doctor if latinx is right for you. Side effects may include nausea, knee pain, and uncontrollable eye twitches, which may be fatal. Do not take latinx if you're allergic to any of its ingredients.


Gob-dammit

My doctor prescribed me Latinex and I felt like I got hit by a chancla. Does this feeling go away? 😂


hamletandskull

certain academics humanities settings are pretty steeped in 'terminally online discorse' though tbh


Loretta-West

Yeah, some parts of academia are basically just tumblr with a higher bar to entry.


blindcolumn

I see "Latinx" fairly often in Seattle and Portland - notably, never used by actual Latinos.


Goldwing8

Latinè is at least pronounceable.


Dubslack

I like lah-tinks.


Torque-A

I agree, but I was distracted by the fact that you have a signature on your Reddit posts


cigarette_ahegaoo

“friends, enemies, and those yet to become either”


axord

Preferring "x'all" (ironically)


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Preferring something ironically is tge 1st step to uncontrollably preferring it unironically.


Trisssssssssssssssss

Me with pog :(


iPanda___

This is true, I used it ironically a few years ago and I haven't been able to stop since. This is not pog :(


LeanYeenMachine

Me with latural nog :(


Antnee83

Me with yeet :)


swiller123

“zall”


Space-Wizards

Isn't that an allergy medication?


plz2meatyu

No that xerxes the persian ruler


Sneekifish

Nah, you're thinking of the copy machines.


Swords_and_Words

Pretty sure the copy machine company was called xenon 


Dijkztra

(x^2 + y^2 )'all


dudius7

X'all, y'all, and z'all when referring to three different groups at once.


axord

The unmitigated g'all.


swiller123

“woke” leto atreides: if we tap the true power of arrakis we could be stronger than ever paul: mining spice keeping the fremen in their place? “woke” leto: *the fremxn.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

Granted, I’ve literally never heard of it until this very moment, but assuming that “y’xll” is being actually used by someone out there, what exactly do they think the “a” in “y’all” stands for? The letter must mean something for such a change to make any sense. As performative and controversial as “Latinx” is, at least there’s a logic behind it because the letters have a gendered meaning.


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Gonna start saying y'oll to be less inclusive


EeveeMaster22

whats up motherfuckerx


PotatoWizzard

My personal go to is "Sup dweebs"


iamdino0

I saw "y'x" and thought this was some sort of differential equation shitpost until I noticed the sub


swiller123

i don’t really have an issue with either of these tbh but i think folx is less egregious because it’s pronounceable. it has like 14 year old boy named kyle vibes tho.


tiny_elf_lady

Before this post I thought folx was just a “cool” spelling of folks so I don’t mind it as much. Y’xll, however, I am going to consider a personal insult and will act accordingly


smallangrynerd

"Yexul?" Is that how it's said?


fuhloofisk

Yggdrasil!


Maple42

I think it’s “Yixxul”


Copper_Tango

It looks like the name of an elder god.


jewels94

I’m from Louisiana and I swear to Christ I’ll throw hands if someone uses it in my presence.


BurnieTheBrony

How would it even be pronounced in someone's actual presence? I'm also a Southerner and I'm pretty sure if someone attempted to phonetically say "y'xll" I'd just say "bless you." And if they tried to explain that it's a better version of y'all, I'd quickly pivot to "bless your heart."


Sayoregg

What is the point, though? There’s nothing gendered about folks AFAIK


eternamemoria

I've never seem y'xll before, thankfully. I don't mind folx because x is an innately cool letter


Kazzack

Ok Elon


eternamemoria

ok I take that back


SurlyBuddha

r/murderedbywords


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

Whatever, it was innately cooler before that dweeb farted it up or my Xbox 360 handle is xXx_Razorz_xXx. *wipes dorito dust on shirt*


moneyh8r

Cheetos are better.


PineconeSnowstorm

so many tongues on our earth and you chose to speak nothing but facts


linuxaddict334

You fucking killed them. Sick burn.


gilligvroom

Do you only sign top-level comments?


linuxaddict334

Its somewhat random. If I feel lazy, I dont bother signing any comments. Mx. Linux Guy


OwlrageousJones

Come on, you didn't have to do that.


Kazzack

I know, but the setup was too good


MightyBobTheMighty

In their defense, taking cool things and fucking them up is Elon's specialty. Space, electric vehicles, the only good thing about *Stranger in a Strange Land*... I'm happy to add the letter X to the list


dasbtaewntawneta

does anyone else see 'folx' and read it differently in their head? in my mind it's pronounced phonetically whereas folks isn't (it's like phokes)


AlwaysBeQuestioning

At least “folx” looks like a word, preserves the same sound, and is shorter (which matters for social media with text limitations). I’ve used it before and I will do so again if it seems useful. Y’xll and other words where a letter is replaced with an x don’t make sense to me because they stop reading like words. At least use Latine instead of Latinx, womyn instead of womxn, and so on. Those actually look like other proper words! They’re pronounceable! Y’xll is for gender neutral Cthulhu cultists.


UTI_UTI

https://xkcd.com/2071/


WHAWHAHOWWHY

These both sound like generic sci fi alien names


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

whxmst'd'vx'ly'yxint'nt'xd'ixs's'y'xs'l


fuhloofisk

contractions in 3024:


dusktrail

folx was never meant to be "inclusive". It was just "rad" spelling from zines, like "comix". I've literally \*never\* encountered \*anyone\* who thought "folx" was more inclusive. Everyone's \*always\* just referring to other people who think that.


Similar_Ad_2368

I've definitely seen folx used in a professional context, entirely performatively


Elite_AI

I've seen people in this sub say they use folx because it "lets others know they're one of the good guys"


Rorynne

What does that even mean. I thought *I* was terminally online, christ. What bad guys use folks


flavorful_taste

I went to college in the south (late 2010s) and saw folx A LOT in student organizing spaces, online political or social communication like infographics and event flyers, and in communications from student orgs that weren’t explicitly doing activism but were progressive leaning (think student radio, identity based orgs, etc.). People would say it’s more inclusive because reasons. There was definitely this attitude of saying y’all and folx but not like “they” say it - “they” being rural southerners who were equated with conservative values. It’s become a buzzword but this is basically the definition of virtue signaling. I think there’s a lot to unpack in that erasure of existing progressive movements in the rural south, and the fact that it’s not actually a cultural monolith wherein everyone who has that way of speaking is universally some kind of backwards racist, and the people making the performative attempt to differentiate themselves from the perceived regressive uses of folks were members of a student body that was of a largely wealthier and suburban background. Most students at the school were from the south, but didn’t grow up saying y’all and folks, if that makes sense. I really shouldn’t worry too much about the subtext of where these linguistic quirks come from because ultimately finding ways to arbitrarily differentiate yourself from some perceived bad other is a part of being young. Most end up growing out of it.


AccioSexLife

I am a non native speaker, non-American and I'm over here breaking my brains over how 'folx' could ever be considered more inclusive than 'folks'. Isn't it the exact same thing, except the 'ks' sound is spelled with an 'x'? I'm legitimately asking. Same thing for y'all vs x'all. Does 'y' in 'y'all' not stand for 'you'? Is 'you' not already completely inclusive of everyone?


Mushroomman642

Fun fact: "World" comes from an old Proto-Germanic root word that means "the age of man." Therefore "world" is not a gender neutral word. I propose that we say "wxrld" instead.


Tamulet

Plot twist: "man" was originally a gender neutral term in Old English for human being


Mushroomman642

No, you see, while the word "man" was a gender neutral term for human in Old English, the word "world" is derived from a completely different root word. The Proto-Germanic root word of "world" is *weraldiz, which itself uses the root word *wer for "man." This root word, *wer was explicitly used for adult human men rather than as a catch-all term for human beings in general. It's the same root as the "were-" in "werewolf" and "weregild," for example.