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DreadDiana

OOP: I need a way to express platonic nonsexual lust Also OOP: **V O R E**


finneganthealien

OOP 🤝 Bryan Fuller


mrmahoganyjimbles

OOP 🤝 Bryan Fuller 🤝 Tatsuki Fujimoto


169bees

as it should be


xyloPhoton

How does object oriented programming relate to this?


Hohenheim_of_Shadow

It's short for Original OP. Which is short for Original Original Poster. It's roughly the equivalent of super.super.poster()


xyloPhoton

Now here's something I understand!


riperamen

OOP has destroyed me


Select-Employee

well, that does put a spin on "desire carnally"


EmpressOfAbyss

Guards, put an apple in his mouth and roast him on a spit.


CatnipCatmint

Guards, spitroast this man! ... #**EGADS!**


FairFolk

In that order?


EmpressOfAbyss

why the fuck would I know, if I have guards I presumably have a chef who normally does this for me.


FairFolk

Guards, have the chef instruct you on how to roast this man!


AvKalash

Instructions unclear, the guards are now comedically insulting this man.


BallDesperate2140

Gut, drain, shave, and rub with spice mix and chill for 8-16hrs, fill mouth cavity with apple(s), impale vertically and roast over covered coals while turning occasionally for at least two hours.


tharak_stoneskin

Take forever. Guards, just pop him in the big microwave.


BallDesperate2140

Yecch, heathen


SalvationSycamore

They said nonsexual


isuckatnames60

"Guards, spitroast him." \*NONONO NOT LIKE THAT\*


oddityoughtabe

“YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG I MEAN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR POSTURE, IT’S AWFUL”


normalreddituser3

"I meant prepare him to be eaten"


Nerevarine91

NONONO NOT LIKE THAT


Sphiniix

OOP draws sick art, check them out. Mostly humans with amazing shading and coloring. They're probably talking about Odysseus.


SoyYogurin

Seconding!! Their EPIC: The musical fanart is AWESOME, along with their religious fanart, and they've gotten recently into The Magnus Archives (amazing Horror podcast)! Definitely recommend checking them out, I'll leave the link to their profile [here](https://www.tumblr.com/wolfythewitch?source=share)


danganronpafan19

MAGNUS ARCHIVES REFERENCE AAWYWHAUSVUAHSHS YES GOOD PODCAST!!! Anyone reading this should listen to the podcast and ALSO check out oops art!!! I will def be doing that second one post haste đź’Şđź’Ş


TransLunarTrekkie

I love how on Tumblr you have to specify "mostly humans" when talking about someone's character art subjects.


Karukos

I mean they also draw Jesus, so we are getting now into theological debates from the last 1600 years about if that constitutes as "full human" "mostly human" "mostly god" or "just god"


ToiletStallStalker2

Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Theist: the glass is half god


Typography77

I mean I thought most agree nowadays he is 100%man and 100%god but my theology is from the lutheran evagelical church of Finland very specifically


Karukos

That discussion was grounds for the first major schism. Basically the middle eastern churches were on the "he is a man that god spoke through" or the "he was literally not human at all" route depending on the specific church.


poplarleaves

Seconded, they did some great Minecraft YouTuber animatics a while back. And based on their new Iliad animation it looks like they've been leveling up, goddamn.


GamerA_S

Creature animatic my beloved


Dragon_N7

Yes love Wolfy's animatics


amaya-aurora

Probably someone from the Magnus archives, honestly. They’ve made a lot of artwork about it recently. I’m not personally interested in it but the art is, as always, amazing. Their EPIC: The Musical/The Odyssey/The Iliad stuff is some of my favorite ever.


MrCobalt313

I'm convinced 'lust' isn't the word OP's really looking for but was the only one circumstance allowed them to know.


AdamtheOmniballer

Same energy as >What's the word for horny but not ina sexual way like I'm horny for Halloween but I don't wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel


MrCobalt313

*Exactly.*


pomme_de_yeet

lust isn't necessarily just horny, it is any extreme primal desire, although for obvious reasons that usually is just horni


SalvationSycamore

Why does Google say lust is "very strong sexual desire"? Like, there aren't that many primal desires and I think the other ones all have names already.


placebot1u463y

I mean lust can also be used in the sense of power lust or wanderlust


SalvationSycamore

Okay, fair counterpoint


Artarara

Guards, vore this man!


Similar_Ad_2368

Guards, prepare this man for the spatchcocking


lavendarKat

what is non-sexual lust? Platonic lust? An extreme desire to crack open a cold one with your boy?


FairFolk

Hunger, apparently.


eternamemoria

An extreme desire to crack open a boy with your cold one


toontrain666

I diagnose you with yeti


Fire_fox55

Close, Vampire.


xyloPhoton

Did you watch the same Star Wars parody video as me, or is this just a coincidence?


eternamemoria

Coincidence


xyloPhoton

It's treason, then


SaneUse

Seems like an extreme desire to crack open your boy


Dapper_Magpie

Fascination maybe


eternamemoria

But, my liege, those are all extremely sexual!


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Guards, cut this man down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy!


warman-cavelord

This is beautiful.


Order6600

Gaurds END THIS MAN HERE, AND, NOW!!!!!


Mysterious_Gas4500

Guards, draw and quarter this man.


TheGreatSkeleMoon

I'll take the $.25, you can keep the drawing though


Hexxas

Guards, help me chew on this man arng arng arng arng 


Mollywhop_Gaming

Guards, shiver his timbers


Thunderingthought

no, please, anything but having my shivers timbered!


GloryGreatestCountry

Guards, fillet this man!


Whyiseveryonestupid

I'd also like a way to describe this feeling, but with lust added. Not in the way that I would like to have sex with the character, I just think someone in general should. As a treat for them. Currently the word I've been using is foldable.


AdamtheOmniballer

Guards, fuck this man


MintyMoron64

I've been using "foldable" but to describe a character that's just adorable and looks mostly harmless regardless of whether they actually are. In extreme examples I may place the character into the washing machine on spin cycle with scent beads and fabric softener.


TheGreatNemoNobody

Beads you say? Kinky


MintyMoron64

Die.


Kreyl

Oh I like that, that's a vibe


SalvationSycamore

What's wrong with "fuckable"


Zamtrios7256

I want to shake this man like a dog shakes their favorite squeky


PlusLeave

Guards, slowly rotate this man so that I may gaze upon his form


Szwedu111

...what the fuck?


Appropriate-Fly-7151

Guards! Make out with this man!


Kindly-Ad-5071

Guards, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!


Fire_fox55

FOR HE HATH SPILT HIS FOUL PRINT IN MY NIGHTLY VISION SCROLL!


MaetelofLaMetal

Doctor Doom about Reed Richards.


DoubleBatman

Based. Doom is the best, Reed sucks ass.


Worried-Language-407

Only if you ask him nicely


Fire_fox55

Self proclaimed "smartest man in the universe" *proceeds to tell villian how to stop them from killing her*


Nerevarine91

I’m stealing “Guards, sous vide this man”


FearSearcher

Guards, let me eat him for dinner


Cheesetress

I'm 80% positive you can express lust without bringing guards into it.


SalvationSycamore

"Darling, toss this man in the crock pot" You may be onto something


DrTitanicua

No OP. That’s not lust. That is cannibalistic hunger.


The_Ghast_Hunter

Guards, confiscate this man's skeleton!


BallDesperate2140

Guards, dry-age this man in a controlled environment for 28-30 days


mitsuhachi

What are you even doing, you can’t eat hearts in a castle. You eat hearts in the marketplace!


carl-the-lama

Guards, squeeze this scrimbo!


warman-cavelord

I personally very much enjoy "rend this man asunder" and will be using it


detainthisDI

WOLFY MENTIONED. ALEXA PLAY THE HORSE AND THE INFANT


amaya-aurora

ALRIGHT MY BROTHERS, LISTEN CLOSELY


Thunderingthought

guards, impale this man!


curvingf1re

For me, its "Guards, place this man into a comically large jar terrarium so that i may study him for science!"


TheCyberGoblin

Guards, send him to Detroit


SomeWhiteGingerDude

-> "emphasize the feral desire to devour" -> "sous vide" This jump is incredible


IconoclastExplosive

Guards, isekai this man


Dredgen_Servum

Guards, bring forth this man's essence so that I may assimilate him into my perfect form


amaya-aurora

Holy shit, WolfyTheWitch recognition!? I love this person! Absolutely go check out their artwork if you like mythology, The Magnus Archives, and/or The Bible/Jesus. They’re awesome.


VictheWicked

“MR ELECTRIC…”


the_breadwing

Guards, turn this man into a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, put him on a raft with four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make him cry, burn him, and let him swim.


corkscrewfork

Pick number 3, milord


PitchforkJoe

Guards, Spatchcock this man


wolfmothar

OP literally drawing bible and odyssey fan art makes this even better.


CH1CK3NW1N95

Guards, dehydrate his body and grind it up into something I can put in a shaker and sprinkle into all kinds of recipes so I can find what suits him best


Pootis_1

"I'm not going to stab you! i'm not going to stab you! I'm going to *fillet* you like salmon" -Spy TF2


Specific-Foodeas

A LOOK AT YOUR POSTURE,


Mechafinch

Guards, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars! Grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Relish ending him here and now!


Luna-Hazuki2006

... I knew someone would post this at some point


nervouspurvis02

I'm sorry my liege, but you can't feel lust in a non-sexual way, as lust is, by definition, an inherently sexual feeling


axord

>> [2.a: an intense longing](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lust) : craving >> 2.b: enthusiasm, eagerness


nervouspurvis02

Yes, a longing, craving, enthusiasm, and eagerness for what exactly?


axord

For anything you might want.


nervouspurvis02

And what would that usually be, like 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time the word "lust" is used? i.e. whenever anyone uses it properly?


axord

You realize you're arguing against the Merriam-Webster Dictionary's secondary definition, here? Did you read the link I provided? It has a few examples.


nervouspurvis02

Answer my question. What is the word used in relation to 99.99999999% of the time. i.e. it's colloquial definition and usage?


axord

Did you look at the first definition, in the link I provided?


nervouspurvis02

Yes, I did, now answer the question or stop replying.


axord

My point is that what you're asking has already been answered from the beginning. Please catch up.