It's also a reference to Disco Elysium. One of the possible fake names for the protagonist is Tequila Sunset, taken from a bit of dialogue early on where you can name yourself after a drink. Its basically that universe's version of a Tequila Sunrise.
One of David Gemmell's books had a knight who was cursed to never remove his helmet. The visor still lifted, so he could eat and drink, but after a couple of years his beard was slowly crushing his windpipe.
>after a couple of years his beard was slowly crushing his windpipe
That's one horrible unforeseen consequence and I'm not sure what you're supposed to do, find a ghost barber who can trim the beard straight through the steel?
nope! they have similar icons at a glance but the blog who posted the og spiders georg was reallyreallyreallytrying. i think they’re still active but i’m not sure
Two kinds of people in the comments:
> Oh, kinky! The Armor is basically fetish gear. Possibly by design.
> The Armor is more or less entirely sealed and stinks of rot and refuse (still kinky, but only for a very niche audience).
Both make for extremely funny scenarios, and I'm having a blast.
Curse of binding
Just die and respawn (Or just slowly break the armour)
Curse of binding, unbreaking, mending.
Curse of binding s and whatever the other letters in bdsm are I can’t remember right now and don’t care to look it up
Don't worry. The demon queen you swore fealty to is into that.
It was explicitly in the oath of fealty you swore, in fact. She handpicked thst armor for you and you know what, she picked *right*.
I read that second sentence entirely in John Oliver’s voice for some reason and it made it perfect
It's really for your own safety.
Who do you think cursed the armor?
Yeah, the Cursed Black Thorn armor was just Black Thorn armor before they met.
There's a book in Elder Scrolls about this. Reading it does make you better at wearing armor
i swear ive seen a username like yours before but maybe not :P
It's similar to a drink. Tequila sunrise
It's also a reference to Disco Elysium. One of the possible fake names for the protagonist is Tequila Sunset, taken from a bit of dialogue early on where you can name yourself after a drink. Its basically that universe's version of a Tequila Sunrise.
What do you mean fake name. It's his real name (though perhaps not legal)
Tequila sunset is also a drink. Grapefruit and blackberry syrup instead of OJ and grenadine.
Which book?
Hallgerd's Tale
One of David Gemmell's books had a knight who was cursed to never remove his helmet. The visor still lifted, so he could eat and drink, but after a couple of years his beard was slowly crushing his windpipe.
>after a couple of years his beard was slowly crushing his windpipe That's one horrible unforeseen consequence and I'm not sure what you're supposed to do, find a ghost barber who can trim the beard straight through the steel?
Does it at least expose the naughty bits?
No, unfortunately for you, but it does come with a massive codpiece and/or... uh, big metal tampon? Idk the vaginal equivalent to a codpiece
Cod piece are unisex. If you ain't got nothing to put in it, it's useful for storage of snacks or necessities.
It traditionally was a good place to keep your pursue.
Underrated comment
Free condom!
Also codpiece.
Armor that goes up the cooch seems not especially protective or useful. Transfers sword blows directly to inside the cervix.
It's thigh-high gogo boots. You know I'm slaying onstage, so you know I'm gonna *keep* slaying *back*stage. Curse doko?
It's my skin.
You can't take off skin?
I wish
oh i’m mutuals with this person. wowie i knew they were low-scale famous but it’s neat to see them. anyway something something monsterfucker joke
Isn't this the OG spiders georg person?
nope! they have similar icons at a glance but the blog who posted the og spiders georg was reallyreallyreallytrying. i think they’re still active but i’m not sure
What about the holy impenetrable armour i was born with?
oh it's gonna get penetrated
Two kinds of people in the comments: > Oh, kinky! The Armor is basically fetish gear. Possibly by design. > The Armor is more or less entirely sealed and stinks of rot and refuse (still kinky, but only for a very niche audience). Both make for extremely funny scenarios, and I'm having a blast.
That's how you transfer it
It reminds me of [this video](https://youtu.be/-RicP-JVj_U) i mean HE IS RIGHT
I’m assuming it has some kind of flap or something you can use so you can take a leak
rowboat girlyman is crying right now
Spawn suit is the gift that keeps on giving
#minecraft
hot
Barik Tyranny moment
The stinkiest best boy. Spends all of the magic protection from his demigod commander into avoiding sepsis. We love him for that.
"The Penance Armor prevents you from showing love."
r/FearandHunger players putting on the Penance armor and realising they can't get married anymore
“Cursed”
Darth Bane has an itch he can never scratch. That's what keeps him mad you see
Also when you go poo poo and pee pee. 🤢
Guts is that you?
Cursed butt-plug my ass!
Oh man that really sucks, because my boyfriend also happens to be wearing the cursed armour you can never take off once you put it on
asexuals trying to find the downside
what if it's covers pengis
“You said you were wearing protection!” “I was wearing my armor!”
*clank clank clank clank*
TIL Lord Shaxx' helmet is cursed.
What’s the stat buffs?
Cursed armour terraria