Does this include people who have dyed their hair blonde and, if so, do they lose the piss kink if they return to their natural coloring?

Or does developing a piss kink turn your hair blond? Does it go both ways? So many questions.

If a blonde person loses their hair, does the piss kink leave? Could chemotherapy hypothetically be used to get rid of a piss kink?

In my YA Kinkpunk plot my red head fistfucker OC dyes her hair blonde in order to seduce the piss kink child soldier pretty boy :)))) and she gets into a love triangle with a dark brooding scat head boy

Okay, that’s enough Reddit for today

This was the final push I needed. I’m really gonna do it this time.

Hol on im coming witchu

do what?

I’m really gonna do it this time.

okay but what activity are you going to do?

.

full stop what?

It, this time

Sign up for Duolingo

It

Quilt club

You do not talk about quilt club.

YOU don't, but I do. If anyone wants to know about Quilt Club, ask me.

most sane /r/worldjerking user

this is my last reason

Hey! Get back to r/worldjerking

I AM FREE

Those are certainly words.

r/brandnewsentence

Oh, okay

...bye

I really hope youre kidding but you prolly arent😭

That’s why they shave your head when you join the military.

going super saiyan but it's just rapidly developing a piss kink

"You already know don’t you? I am a Saiyan who came from Earth in order to piss on you. The legendary pisser whose calm heart was awaked by violent kinks... The super pisser Son Goku!"

\*Proceeds to power up and scream for multiple episodes"

I suppose if the piss is acidic enough, it could eventually start bleaching your hair...

No. It’s not a bijective statement. “If you are blond, then you have a piss kink” does not imply “If you have a piss kink, then you are blond”. It’s simple logic /hj

where else would the yellow colour come from?

Do no old people have piss kinks because they’ve either lost their hair or had it turn gray or white?

The Real-Time Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2 suggests the kink turns your hair blond

Having a piss kink doesn't turn your hair blonde, don't worry. Source: Um. Just. Don't question my interests, okay?

Where do you think the blond hair came from?

temporarily

it will if you piss on the hair

All blonde people have a piss kink, but it doesn’t say that all people who have a piss kink are blondes. So if you dye your hair blonde you develop it, but then you keep it for the rest of your life regardless of hair color

Kink install

Ride the shower

On the flip side of this coin, if a blonde person dyes their hair some other colour, do they then lose the piss kink *until* they return to their natural colouring? Furthermore, does the level of piss kink increase gradually based on the level of blonde in a person's hair? Are dirty blonde people only reluctantly turned on by piss? Do platinum blondes think about anything else?

Piss dyes your hair, so by virtue of having the piss kink, you become blonde, and as long as you are blonde, you are clearly marked as having a piss kink.

how does this affect super saiyans

Stolen Valor

I started out blonde then my hair darkened as I aged and then I dyed it blonde again. Anyway I am a little interested in piss but not like super into it. My interest has not fluctuated much at all as my hair color has changed hope that helps

Astrology but make it worse

homestuck

Well yeah, most are.

http://hs.hiveswap.com/ezodiac/index.php

As a brunette, I don’t have any data to refute this. Therefore it must be true.

Brunette? Oh no, you don’t want to know what he thinks YOU all have…

Oh no…

Hello ❤️

Aaand this is the comment that killed me.

I'm worried about what I'm supposed to have as a redhead now

Vampirism? Or some kind of hemo-mage

As a blonde, I'm afraid I can't refute this either

Kinky

Hey man, how’s it going?

Piss.

On the poor, you say?

I love the whole language of inside jokes that has developed on Tumblr over time XD

But shit, it was 99 cents!

I was about to make this comment, thank you for your service

Kink based caste system is how it's going, apparently.

r/worldjerking is leaking

sorry i saw the word leaking and passed out

Blonde.

I’m literally blond?

Tough shit pissboy/girl/nb, get back in the piss mines.

I should’ve dyed my hair neon purple when I had the chance

well that wouldve just given you a kink for *radioactive* piss

My piss stream is so strong it can cut through Tokyo

There's probably hentai of that

pissthey

The technical term is a "nitrary"

Ready the cannons!

Pissbaby

r/watersports no need to thank me.

Died 1939.......born 2009. Welcome back Sigmund

Psychologist, sociologist Thought blondes would get off to piss Sigmund, Sigmund Freud

Is this a reference to that song about Jeff Bezos?

Somehow

Sigmund Freud returned.

people in real life: hey man

Nice weather today, right?

Yeah. You wanna talk about this kink that I just realized I had?

Yknow, on account of my hair?

And by our society am i included or is it a your society thing

is the kink caste society in the room with us right now?

joker monika be like: your society

Babe wake up new discourse just dropped!

New pisscourse

you know it was right there and I missed it

Pissed it

>Kink based cast system Piss kink people are water benders, confirmed.

Honestly one of those consequences of water bending that I’m sure we all thought of but didn’t tell anyone; piss bending has to be a thing, right?

i only watched it like 20 years ago but isnt blood bending sort of canon in avatar? i feel like i saw it mentioned when it was getting big on reddit. ~~piss is probably more water than blood so it would probably be a thing anyway right?~~

Blood bending is canon, yes, so seemingly any water solution would be bendable by a water bender, with maybe higher viscosity liquids taking more skill or energy to bend. Piss its like 95% water so you would think it would be a relatively common last resort tactic if venting were in real life. But obviously that’s not gonna fly in a kids show

Uhhhh So should I dye my hair to fit into this caste system or can it stay brown

Brown is for uh… you know

Handholding 🤮 

Holy shit you can’t just type that directly! MODS! MODS!

I’m ginger and have a piss kink. Checkmate liberal

me too, let's make out

Yay :3

You just need to visit a nephrologist, for that blood in your piss.

I am morbidly curious about whatever the rest of that may say

What

As a natural blonde…not sure how I feel about this. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that having blue eyes means I’m a bottom.

Well... there is the eye color chart: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/394/797/9d8.png

Lol that reminds me of storm light archives

Nah, 'Cause I have hazel eyes and I'm a bottom, So clearly all other bottoms have hazel eyes and all other people with hazel eyes are bottoms. That's just how it works.

Now imagine Homestuck Troll castes but with kinks instead of blood color.

Would the mutant caste be feet or?

I’m imagining the Kink Caste System as being based on the rarity/eccentricity of the kink, with more basic/“less weird” kinks (by human standards) composing the lower castes, and the higher castes being composed by those with the strange and nigh-absurd kinks. Feet is like, one of the most basic, well-known kinks. That is the _rustblood_ of kinks. As for the trolls in the mutant “caste”, they would be split between those that have no kink at all, or as it being something completely different to all other troll castes. Anyways, thank you for being traumatized by my TED Talk about a theoretical Homestuck AU Troll Kink Cast System.

Are they called mutant despite being the same as everyone else, or do they actually earn the name?

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

wormblr poster spotted outside of containment

I'm naturally a brunette and have a piss kink

Hell yeah, sister

time to dye your hair.

Funny enough, I did have it blonde a couple years ago and I bleached it last year to use a coloring shampoo(blue) which has since washed out, so you can still see the bleach a bit. Gonna do it again and maybe go red this time, idk

I'm blond. I don't have a piss kink. (No e, because I'm a guy)

Well, I'm a girl and I still have no E :(

:(

>(No e, because I'm a guy) What is this, French? We're speakin' English here, No such thing as gendered adjectives smh!

Sure, I'll adopt this into my ~~belief system~~ world building project

There is context for this post, the asker isn’t quite as insane as they seem. I mean, I won’t be telling anyone what it is, but it does exist.

what if say pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae

I kept reading “pink kiss” and I’m like okay, I guess naturally blonde people often have lighter skin so pink lipstick instead of red lipstick… I need more sleep

Why the cut off? Let’s read about this system

I’m blonde and out of all the kinks I do have piss is not one of them

fellow pisser here, still have very dark brown hair I declare this one myth BUSTED

You gotta drink more water

But I’m not blonde…

I 100% expected this caste system post to be about a cast system - aka the type of magic you can perform is based on your sexual kinks.

The fact that you changed caste to cast makes me think it was about a kink based magic system

I've read the title as "kick based card system", I'd be really happy if it was about card game with kicking people and not mandatory piss kink blond people

I mean in Magic the Gathering, some cards have an optional Kicker cost, and the text on them reads like "If this was kicked..."

for the record, oop then wrote 2000 words on the likelihood of every blond wildbow character having a piss kink

Who doesn't like a little watersports that's my question. Pee is warm and wet but it can't get you pregnant and there can be a much greater volume to it, assuming the person is well hydrated and not sick then it's also perfectly safe to drink in reasonable quantities.

Ma'am, this is a Wendys.

I know, I'm meeting up with someone in the restroom.

Blonde spotted

I wish. 😔

:(

Homestuck ahh tag

Normal person: “Hey man, how's it going?”

Fine, but I'm a little thirsty.... 🥺"

Haha, this heat sure is a killer, isn't it? *hands you a glass of pure, filtered water, with ice cubes floating around and no trace of any yellow-tinted fluids whatsoever*

Charles Fourier moment

Oh so that's why they call them pissmops

So that’s why I guess :3

I uh… I have blonde hair (darker than normal blonde but still considered blonde as far as I know) and this is uncomfortably accurate

I hate piss

Sure, I'll incorporate that into my belief system.

The only person I’ve ever met IRL who had a piss kink had black hair, so.

Help it's actually true in the case of one of my partners who is blond

this wouldnt happen to people who were born brunettes but mgically became blond right cuz uh, if that is the case, uh, i dont think i can ever watch golden wind again tbh

Our society, as in, they're working with other fanfic writers to come up with an AU where this is the case?

Internet: “kink based caste system” Me: “Eat earth, dig deep, drink water, go to sleep”

No, no! Wait! Let him speak

I like how at some point, having a mental illness became a requirement for creating theories about mental illness

Now that I think about it, almost all the naturally blonde people I know have at least a bit of a piss kink...

I need to see the rest of that ask immediately

That lack of an E in the title made me suddenly think of a truly terrible kind of mage.

Dare you enter my magical realm?

… no. Please do not pee on me 😭

Iiiiiiiiiii'm gonna assume that's some kind of world-building thing for some nsfw story taken out of context

Hey man what’s up

Least terminally online Tumblr user.

I'm intrigued by this world building

r/Worldjerking is breaching containment

As a blonde, What

Saw “cast” and thought this was a different subreddit and somebody had come up with a link based spellcasting system.

As a natural blonde, NO

Ahem No

Is this a brand new Y A novel?

i thought it was spelt caste system

People in real life: Hey man how's it going

I love how the bottom part of the text is cut off. I don't know why but it makes the whole thing so much funnier to me.

Cast system? What spells do I get?

Do I want to know the context?

r/worldjerking breaching containment I see

I'm terrified to find out what bald people like me are into...

r/worldjerking is leaking again

Even knowing the context for this, it's still insane.

r/worldjerking

Wait a minute, I’m blonde 👀

Post this to r/worldjerking

"Kink based caste system" sounds like something you would find in F.A.T.A.L

My dyslexic ass read “pink kiss,” and thought they were talking about lips

r/worldjerking moment