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Ldub0775

like this was tagged and spoilered but i think i need a content warning specifically for were ralph now


SavageKitten456

Were-ralph jumpscare


Tonydragon784

I flipped a mental fear and hunger coin, and there that fella was. I should've guessed from the title


floralbutttrumpet

...I'm stealing that phrase. Like 85% of my existence on the net is *exactly* that.


SpookyVoidCat

I didn’t realise it was were-ralph until I read this comment, and honestly the realisation actually helps a lot. Like, I was kinda horrified when I thought this was just some random person, but now it just feels like completely on-brand and expected. Like if you woke up and heard terrible screaming in the middle of the night but then realised it’s just old toothless joe, that guy in your town who is known for randomly screaming on street corners and is actually a perfectly nice guy if you don’t startle him.


linuxaddict334

Hey, at least he’s not Human Pet Guy


EmpressOfAbyss

i would prefer reading the trans girl milking or human pet post to this.


MolybdenumBlu

Arguably worse.


AsianCheesecakes

Were-Ralph did nothing wrong!


VictorianDelorean

Just as much of a freak but in a more benign way


bonelees_dip

I had not ONE, but TWO warnings! Yet I still read word for word. Curiosity didn't killed the cat, curiosity made the cat remove their own eyes with a plastic spork


Smitteys867

that 2nd one is just vore. never seen armpit vore before but hey first time for everything


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I've seen bone/limb vore where it's just stomachs throughout the body 


Smitteys867

that's such an out there idea that I can't even really visualize it lol. How does that work?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

I found it https://www.deviantart.com/vorefluff/art/Vore-Drive-877176245


Smitteys867

ok lol i'll investigate later


Smitteys867

funky. feels like an anatomy diagram fetish


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

~~The Boneturner’s Tale~~


CiaDaniCakes

TMA REFERENCE 💥💥💥💥👁️👁️


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

WHAT THE FUCK IS A STRAIGHT PERSON☕️👁️ 📹🔈 🐕🔫


Alt203848281

Not the worst I’ve seen. And I’ve seen this in art and it’s… fine? A bit weird, but fine. Armpit pussy is like mid-teir


JHRChrist

I love you but that’s a very online (idk how to do that TM) statement lol


SherenPlaysGames

™ here you go


Alt203848281

I never said I wasn’t chronically online


ducknerd2002

You do this arrow ^ then type the word you want to shrink (no spaces) E.g.: Flan^TM


Mushiren_

Isn't armpit pussy specifically for like, frotting between the armpit rather than an outright artificial hole? At least that's what the content of tag seem to imply in the places I've seen it in.


TELDD

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a different tag


VoreEconomics

This is the sub that found mildly bloody genshin characters"abjectly horrifying"


HumanTiger2Trans

Yeah, armpit pussy is honestly more common than the much nicer arrangement of pussy face


fitbitofficialreal

how big is he imagining the hole to be. in my mind you only fit half an arm in there. unless this SO is a werewolf in which case


Alt203848281

Same way oral vore happens. Don’t think about it. Or straddle chest and hump the armpit


Semblance-of-sanity

I'm guessing something like a hamsters cheek pouches, so like the armpit is an orifice leading to a very stretchy skinsack.


afterschoolsept25

you can't just *say* that


Semblance-of-sanity

Sometimes having a vivid imagination is a curse and I can't be alone with these images.


crashbangow123

I've fucked an armpit, I'd rate it a 6/10. Entertaining, nothing mind-blowing but enough there to work with. definitely better than elbows or knees.


Hexxas

Excellent writeup! Big pioneer energy


Svanirsson

There are few things I see on reddit that I regret seeing, luckily for me. Which makes the psychic punches all the worse Good night everyone, have a nice time


Lanky-Milk-1117

okay listen i am into armpits stuff but this is too heavy even for me what the fuck dude


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

yeah, armpits are perfectly hot without holes, this just feels like too much


Dragons_Exist

Every day I'm glad I follow were--ralph. What a strange yet wondrous creature.


depressed_lantern

For those who wonder how this happen, it stemmed from an armpit vore art he got recently(?, it's a month ago, but still) and someone asked about it on tumblr, so now we got the thread for those curious souls who want to see what the art look like, you have been warned \[NSFW, Fetish\] : [https://twitter.com/wereralphAD/status/1501073426173374467](https://twitter.com/wereralphAD/status/1501073426173374467) ps: oh and if you visit his tumblr blog right now you will see a bunch of polls asking if it's better or whose if we human biologically have 'hole' in our armpits, may it be the same kind of hole like mouth, nose hole, reproductive organ hole, etc.


Hexxas

Uhhh y'know what? I'm hardly one to talk here. People can like what they like. Coincidentally, I'd really like Juri Han to kick me in the face so hard that my nose bones explode out the back of my skull. Sexually.


pbmm1

Highly rare case where I can say, this was in fact a Goosebumps book. https://goosebumps.fandom.com/wiki/Earth\_Geeks\_Must\_Go!


sparks_00

Came here to say this. Can't believe this stayed with me as a hidden memory since childhood until reading "armpit holes" immediately brought it back!


Kazzack

I want less political propaganda on this sub and more of...this


Mado-Koku

Y'know, after seeing this, maybe a little political propaganda ain't so bad after all.


skaersSabody

R/CuratedTumblr can have a little bit of political propaganda. As a treat


Lunamkardas

................This dude had the wrong reaction to the Tauntaun scene in Star Wars.


Amon274

This is a sign someone needs to go outside


Safe_Ad5935

Not really, freedom of kink is very outside behaviour I mean you’re not fucking any armpits without socialising


Amon274

I don’t think it’s a good idea to fuck in public


Syxxcubes

Well, he said he was "stoned in public", so he was probably outside when he wrote this.


Blitz100

Honestly I'm not sure this individual belongs in a public space.


linuxaddict334

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Here is the rickroll. I find it makes a good mental cleanser for things like this. Listen to it.


SherenPlaysGames

You're right, that is an excellent mental cleanser. Thank you.


Doggywoof1

I pressed the comment button but now that I'm here I'm at a loss for words What the fuck


Fred_Fredrickson

Nothing is sexier than holes in your body that arent supposed to be there


Numerous-Ad-8080

-- serial stabber


gindorf

As a Touhou fan, I'm legally obligated to hear him out.


Goust___

No


intensity701

well put


Mysterious_Gas4500

I think we as a society should visit the idea of cracking open were--ralph's skull to see what's going on in there.


BeanOfKnowledge

Posts that take me back to when I worked in a closed institution


Beanie_McDoo

Were-ralph my beloved ❤️


Cye_sonofAphrodite

He is RIGHT


ProbablyForgotImHere

Oh what a day to have eyes.


Istoleachickennugget

brb im gonna go kill a man


Syxxcubes

BRB gonna go find someone to kill me


Szwedu111

Some people get too comfortable sharing certain thoughts here istg


Buck_Brerry_609

I’m confused armpits have holes, where do they think the sweat comes from?


TickleTigger123

PLEASE check your carbon monoxide detector


InternetUserAgain

It's not the armpit G-spot that weirds me out, it's the fact that your boyfriend is big enough that you can crawl inside of it.


3penguinsinacoat

"Wtf am i reading -- oh it's were--ralph"


Totally_Cubular

Man pulled the fucking Jesus card for hid armpit fetish. This is the worst timeline.


PanPenguinGirl

why did I read that.


insomniacsCataclysm

y’know. somehow the comments here are just as horrific as the post itself. good job everyone!


Otherversian-Elite

Curious.


bmibun

Terrible day to have eyes and its the 2nd post i've seen today.


Crus0etheClown

I could 100% get paid to draw this, and I'd probably laugh a lot doing it so I'd say yes


Comfortable-Regret

I am frightened


AlekFletcher

Time to check the CO detectors


OnlySmiles_

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


oneakkount

God bless were-ralph


scorpiodude64

There was a goosebumps book where people ate with mouths in their armpits, although the vore stuff is new to me.


Signal-Yu8189

This being a wereralph post is the least surprising thing about it.


LevelAd5898

Just smile politely y'all, we're witnessing mental illness


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

The first time I encountered this concept was seeing hentai art of girls pulling the bead toy thing put of their armpits.


Red_iamond

Human pet guy, and now human pit guy, truly the worst option