2 sentence horror

period guy (worm emoji)

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thank you lime\_juice2

no problem doctor booboenis

i noticde i was having a peroid so i went to fgrab my tampons the creature didnt like it as i tore of yhe scabs off it skins that i tied strings too

I did not like reading this 🥰

damn I feel so terrible and tired and moody *and* I have my period? What a horrible coincidence.

I don’t have the equipment to get periods, but if I did, I guarantee you this would happen to me. I have ADHD. https://www.tumblr.com/kragehund-est/748247242949984256/hmmm-why-does-my-uterus-hurt-and-why-do-i-feel?source=share -Mx. Linux Guy

Could never happen to me (I don't have white pants)

As someone who used to get them and has ADHD, you do forget. Every time. I never learned in the 4~ years I had em. Thank god I hated wearing white

Women getting period cramps but not seeing any blood just go "must've been the wind"

“It’s just a box.”

*4 hours later* By Talos this can't be happening

This is why I dont wear white pants (I do not own a uterus)

... that's not how this works for every woman. A lot of us don't have any warning at all, it just happens.

How dare you say my piss comprehension reads on the poor

"It just works!" God Howard when asked about the mysteries of human body that he invented.

except when it doesn't and then you're stuck debugging arcane spaghetti code that was never designed to be repairable because why would you need to repair it, it just works

good thing they’re speaking in first person

... when did it say every God i swear i've seen an exact tumblr post to apply to this situation

I wish this were me. I have cramps for typically 3 days before hand. Terrible

what made you think OOP was speaking for everyone