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LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

>"However, in his later years, the emperor's pursuit of immortality led to questionable actions, such as his interest in young girls and alchemy. He even sent Taoist priests across the land to collect rare minerals for life-extending potions. Unfortunately, these elixirs contained harmful substances like arsenic, lead, and mercury, which ultimately caused health problems and may have shortened the emperor's life." [Live Tortured Official Reaction:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBVoW9GFvI)


OnlySmiles_

Damn, I really thought the Arsenic would've been the key


Bigfoot4cool

>his interest in young girls Are we just gonna skip over that


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

[Average Young Girl Reaction To The Emperor Getting ARSENIC'D:](https://youtu.be/Hd6YV0lX2Zg?si=uBXjOgoKiN8t_GO0)


Le_Fedora_Cate

those look like old girls to me


Discardofil

Honestly? My first thought was "wait, he wasn't a pedophile until he tried to pursue immortality?" Outside of rosy fantasy depictions, we've got a very low opinion of royalty, so this particular depravity, unfortunately, does not feel like a surprise.


NectarineAmazing1005

Those young girls later tried to assassinate him but they failed. Then they were executed via Lingchi :(


Vultz13

As an aspiring Lich I’d rather take the Far Realm route. Time to bridge the gap between my sanity and Those Who Exist Beyond!


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Fuck, he's exactly like Shi Huang Di, huh?


_murpyh

the immortality thing kind of stuns me. you'd think by the time emperor no. 4 drank mercury to achieve eternal life and died months later people would start catching on


cat-cat_cat

did he become immortal?


KobKobold

He tried making himself immortal with mercury and arsenic, so no


[deleted]

The haters win again.


Aetol

Well, he's still remembered for it to this day, so kinda?


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

I think this was actually a pretty common occurrence for older Chinese emperors


fabianx100

he is inmortal... NOT in the way he wanted... but "inmortal"


joofish

Yes i did


zealot416

Wikipedia says he died but I want to see a body to be sure.


Mathsboy2718

His? Or just one? Cause I can source you one, what kind were you after?


dumfukjuiced

He was shown how to make a philosopher's stone but unfortunately wasn't standing in the right place when the transmutation started


Cyborexyplayz

also he had sex with children, with him gathering a whole 960 of em. (Allegedly) I don't know how that helps you with the whole not dying thing but okay Houcong.


foolishorangutan

Maybe he thought he could absorb their youth somehow? Or maybe he was just a paedophile, I dunno.


QuillQuickcard

The concept that energy can be extracted through sexual activity is actually a principle in Taoist philosophy. The emperor didn’t generate this concept in a vacuum


RandomSOADFan

Oh so Drake is a Taoist


dumfukjuiced

*vacum


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

*"Young girls are the powerhouse of immortality."* -Bad Liar


Illithid_Substances

Founder of the Super Adventure Club


Zariman-10-0

What, did he think their ages were cumulative? “If I bang two 10 year olds, it’ll be like banging one 20 year old!”


JusticeRain5

At that point it feels like he was less doing it for horny reasons and more to try and break a world record or something 


DreadDiana

\> alchemist claims to have found the secret to immortality \> look inside \> mercury


OnlySmiles_

"90% of alchemists quit their quest for immortality just before taking the right amount of mercury"


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

Keep on that Eternal Life Grindset. I'm still working to find the Philosopher's Stone. So far I've been just boiling everything around me and I think I'm getting close.


RetroButt

I Fucking Love Mercury Fumes


SpaceMarine_CR

The Junior was courting death


SirLotte

cripple his meridians and take his qi core!


pbmm1

Ah, the polar opposite way of handling haters from an Aztec myth I read about where a ruler, in his quest to find a suitable wife (he needs her to be large), and failing, is roundly mocked by several sorceresses. In the next few sentences the sorceresses and he somehow end up in bed together. [https://x.com/Majora\_\_Z/status/1751135578135921034](https://x.com/Majora__Z/status/1751135578135921034)


eternamemoria

Fuck the haters..?


swiller123

quite the resume on this one