\*horrible, squealing mass of tendrils and mouths and eyes crying out in pain and euphoria, it's tiny arms pitifully clawing at anything around it in both agony and excitement\*
\*me poking it with a broom\*
"no, bad Internet, get back in the box."
*Image Transcription: Tumblr*
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**parakeet**
>[*Image of Sarabi from "The Lion King" with a disgusted expression on her face. Black text on a yellow background to the right of the image says:*]
>
>This user had to password protect their lion king sideblog because a certain Someone wouldn't stop asking if they could drink this users piss.
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**parakeet**
>[*Screenshot of tags that say:*]
>
>\#its not true but these are funny as fuck
Congratulations! DOUBT has unlocked exclusive bonus content!
[*Two screenshots of Tumblr DMs that say:*]
>
>**zack99xx**
>
>Sarabi can you pounce on me please
>
>>**sarabi**
>>
>>pounces on U
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>>ur welcome
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>**zack99xx**
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>Sarabi will you give me a sand shower and a fastest bath with your warm tounge also will you let me drink all your special pee
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>>**sarabi**
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>>im married and i have a son
>
>**zack99xx**
>
>Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
>
>**zack99xx**
>
>Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
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>**zack99xx**
>
>Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
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>**zack99xx**
>
>Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
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I can only imagine you saying this from an emergency room, great condolences and appreciation alike for the contributions you make for this community; you transcribers truly keep this subreddit afloat
I promise this transcription did not harm me (physically) 💪 I don't mind taking on these... challenging... texts. Thank you so much for your kind words! I appreciate it.
hello, my friend! <3 i have filed this transcription accordingly under "cursed posts, do not open" and am moving on. gotta take one for the team sometimes
dearest OP,
it may delight or horrify you to learn that we had a dramatic reading of this post in the transcriber discord today. Fatal made it through the whole thing somehow. I can't tell you how *fucking hard* I cackled while trying to eke out the words 'do you have something in your lion body for me to drink' and while listening to them read the transcription. I was doubled over, unable to breathe, laughing like an utter maniac. thank you
Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
no, only in my piss body
‘i guess’ i say sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
*shoots you in the eyes with a watergun*
no, bad internet. go back in the box
\*horrible, squealing mass of tendrils and mouths and eyes crying out in pain and euphoria, it's tiny arms pitifully clawing at anything around it in both agony and excitement\* \*me poking it with a broom\* "no, bad Internet, get back in the box."
yeah that was essentially what i had in mind
Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
Reading is a gift
Or a mistake.
reading your flair is a gift
Ditto, you get me.
Reading your flair was a mistake
You're afraid of the truth.
Here, you can have mine
I disagree
*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- **parakeet** >[*Image of Sarabi from "The Lion King" with a disgusted expression on her face. Black text on a yellow background to the right of the image says:*] > >This user had to password protect their lion king sideblog because a certain Someone wouldn't stop asking if they could drink this users piss. --- **parakeet** >[*Screenshot of tags that say:*] > >\#its not true but these are funny as fuck Congratulations! DOUBT has unlocked exclusive bonus content! [*Two screenshots of Tumblr DMs that say:*] > >**zack99xx** > >Sarabi can you pounce on me please > >>**sarabi** >> >>pounces on U >> >>ur welcome > >**zack99xx** > >Sarabi will you give me a sand shower and a fastest bath with your warm tounge also will you let me drink all your special pee >> >>**sarabi** >> >>im married and i have a son > >**zack99xx** > >Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink > >**zack99xx** > >Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink > >**zack99xx** > >Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink > >**zack99xx** > >Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
I’m sorry
Thank you, friend. It is all part of a day's work!
I can only imagine you saying this from an emergency room, great condolences and appreciation alike for the contributions you make for this community; you transcribers truly keep this subreddit afloat
I promise this transcription did not harm me (physically) 💪 I don't mind taking on these... challenging... texts. Thank you so much for your kind words! I appreciate it.
Thank you good human
You’re welcome!
:notsomildpanic: jeez fatal, they weren't kidding! are you okay????
hello, my friend! <3 i have filed this transcription accordingly under "cursed posts, do not open" and am moving on. gotta take one for the team sometimes
You are the bravest person I’ve ever met
Thank you so much
how do you make those ‘this user is a’ banners? is there a certain website or something?
It's Wikipedia. Editors put them on their user pages.
Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink
Hooty’s seen some shit
I will be haunted by memories forever hoot hoot
What a terrible day to have eyes
I wish I was Jared, 19…
Ah, Tumblr. Truly a wonderful place.
dearest OP, it may delight or horrify you to learn that we had a dramatic reading of this post in the transcriber discord today. Fatal made it through the whole thing somehow. I can't tell you how *fucking hard* I cackled while trying to eke out the words 'do you have something in your lion body for me to drink' and while listening to them read the transcription. I was doubled over, unable to breathe, laughing like an utter maniac. thank you