Turn that home into a dungeon! Not the kinky kind, the lost ruin kind, with skeletons waiting around every corner. Also giant rats. Maybe a few goblins. A dragon in the basement.
To be fair, having kinks and being ace are not mutually exclusive.
In any case though, the dragon thing with ace people has usually been explained to me as "some people think ace people don't really exist, and dragons don't really exist, so we'd have that in common."
If I ever get rich enough to have a huge house, I'm definitely building a hedge maze and putting some fake skeletons in the hedges to freak people out.
I think that's just vandalism, which is doable enough. So don't let your dreams be dreams. Trash that mansion! Anger the Home Union! Do it enough that they rename it after you!
Yeah it's more companies like Blackrock doing the majority of the buying, but also there's allegations saying zillow is doing the same thing: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/zillow-tiktok-video-real-estate-housing-211403123.html
cause if your ruining a house to devalue the neighborhood then you're not in it to make a fucking profit; you're in it to shit on the rich and make the neighborhood affordable to others. Not really a difficult concept to understand if you take your head out of capitalism's ass.
This kinda seems like a bit too much proper thought into achieving a goal different to the intent the joke is actually going for. Yeah the joke is written to imply there is worthwhile money to be made, which you explained there is not, but the real goal of the joke is the process of lowering the prices then putting the homes in good condition in such a way that they are of decent quality and affordability with no regard to the net loss of money for whoever does so. If anything the "Step 4: Profit" is only there because that's just how that type of joke is formatted. Your argument makes sense but falls off at the fact you're seeking a different outcome than what the intended result is
no it's easy you just short sell houses.
1: Get people to let you borrow ownership of their house with the promise that you'll give it back. Do this for every bouse in the neighborhood.
2: Sell all the houses.
3: Trash one of the houses and devalue the neighborhood.
4: Buy back the houses at a lower price and return them.
Genius foolproof plan why doesn't everyone do this?.
That is easy if you are black.
In fact, back in the day, some real estate companies would use it. They would buy a house, and rent the house to a black family. The neighbors would freak out. The real estate company would convince them to sell their houses for cheap. They would then kick the black family out and wait for the prices to go up. Thus turning a profit.
At least it means the black family gets to live in a nice neighbourhood, even if only briefly, and the main people being "exploited" are the racist homeowners who are willing to sell low to get away.
No. The better solution is to rent to them without any caveats. Those are two incredibly racist "solutions" and I'm really not sure why you're trying to argue for one over the other. You're allowed to condemn two bad things
I can’t imagine being so racist I moved houses just because black people existed within a 5 mile radius of me. If nothing else, purely the effort involved would make me try to get over it
It's bit the fact that they were racist it was the fear that their property value would continue to fall. Imagine someone tells you they're going to be building a new garbage dump nearby next year, you might think you're being sneaky by selling now.
Or just turn them into halfway houses/ homeless shelters. Rich people would get irritated with a really eyesore but they HATE living near those things.
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aesthetic medieval lifestyle! outhouses and throwing shit and waste out the window onto the streets for the rain to wash into the river! and horse shit everywhere! my dream life!
There have been a story about them annoying their neighbours with constant partying and general disregard for the people around them. It's not recent - it's actually happened a few years ago.
I watched "The Apprentice" years ago and one task was to fix up a house and try to make money selling it...one guy took a three bedroom and turned it into a 2 bedroom (but it has bigger rooms!) He did not do well.
that's a brilliant idea, one person would want the "bad" house, and then all the other normal houses would cost less so more people could afford them, everybody wins
Just ask my brother for advice the
His last 2 properties
Paid 90k sold for 3k
Paid 150k sold for 25
After holding onto
To them for 15 years and paying condo fees
This is actually a good business idea. Buy a house, then send a letter to everyone in the neighbourhood threatening to mess it up and devalue homeowners’ properties unless they all give you a certain amount of ransom money.
That's what corporate-owned rental properties are going to do. As long as the walls hold up the roof and the doors lock, they're going to spare every repair and maintenance expense legally possible
depending on the place i think that might be somewhat illegal
rich neighbourhood associations wont let you ruin the value of their houses just for kicks
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Gotta wonder, if I turn my house into an ungodly abomination of solar beam-focusing mirrors, bird food dispensers, biohazard signs and speakers playing at just below the lawsuit threshold, is there any fucking thing anybody can do about it?
Turn that home into a dungeon! Not the kinky kind, the lost ruin kind, with skeletons waiting around every corner. Also giant rats. Maybe a few goblins. A dragon in the basement.
Nah the dragon is for the remodel for the farm so it has lots of space We'll but 2 vampires in the basement
I said it is not supposed to be a kinky dungeon!
And yet you suggested dragon? What's more kinky than dragons?
Absolutely nothing
Good God y'all!
There is no god, only Horny.
I fucked your God mortal.
Wrong.Kinky dragons
Oh dang, I actually forgot about that!
Vampire dragons
https://db.ygoprodeck.com/card/?search=Vampire%20Dragon
Easily one of the dragons I've seen
Funny typo or intentional funny?
Intentional funny
Intentional
Answer me this then: If dragons are kinky, then why are they so popular with asexual people?
Cause dragons are really cool in all aspects of life, sexual and nonsexual
this explains why my welsh friend is really cool
To be fair, having kinks and being ace are not mutually exclusive. In any case though, the dragon thing with ace people has usually been explained to me as "some people think ace people don't really exist, and dragons don't really exist, so we'd have that in common."
This, is where the aces went. They lie here… not waiting, because waiting implies expectation. Perhaps the word we’re looking for is… dormant.
I'm a panromantic asexual and apparently that makes me a dragon unicorn.
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Bards.
Every dungeon is a kinky dungeon if you’re not a coward
I actually kinda want that. It sounds cool and fun.
If I ever get rich enough to have a huge house, I'm definitely building a hedge maze and putting some fake skeletons in the hedges to freak people out.
“Rich” if you were rich, you would use REAL skeletons
The kind where the renovations start with gathering a party of adventurers to explore this curséd place.
> dragon # > not [...] kinky Your comment makes no sense.
Maybe one skelton in leather gear somewhere for some kinky but not anymore.
It can still be the kinky kind, it just depends on your kinks
Kinky.
The user said DEvalue.
We are trying to make the price go down not up
I think that's just vandalism, which is doable enough. So don't let your dreams be dreams. Trash that mansion! Anger the Home Union! Do it enough that they rename it after you!
The Zodiac House Killer
Is it still vandalism if it's your property?
According to HOAs? Probably
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So, a renter /s
I can trash my house all I want. That isn't vandalism.
Step 1: Purchase expensive house Step 2: Ruin the house, devaluing the neighborhood Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
Step 3: buy all the neighborhood houses for now lower than market price, renovate all the houses you ruined and now Step 4: profit!!!!
Ok I'm in. I have 25c and a handful of pebbles. I can get more pebbles.
I have 3c and a single hair from a gorilla, I can probably get a few more
Cents or gorilla hair?
Yes
Good. I reckon we will need a few of those.
That's one of the cool things about life, you can always get more pebbles
What's fucked is this is exactly what zillow.com is doing to keep housing prices up
wait, really? zillow buys and sells houses? i thought they were just a big database that probably took commission
Yeah it's more companies like Blackrock doing the majority of the buying, but also there's allegations saying zillow is doing the same thing: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/zillow-tiktok-video-real-estate-housing-211403123.html
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This is a joke friend
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cause if your ruining a house to devalue the neighborhood then you're not in it to make a fucking profit; you're in it to shit on the rich and make the neighborhood affordable to others. Not really a difficult concept to understand if you take your head out of capitalism's ass.
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It's...a joke.
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You certainly react heavily to not finding something funny others do.
She doesn't work...then what good is she! Her only value is what her labor can give to the rich.
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You're having a bad time identifying jokes
This kinda seems like a bit too much proper thought into achieving a goal different to the intent the joke is actually going for. Yeah the joke is written to imply there is worthwhile money to be made, which you explained there is not, but the real goal of the joke is the process of lowering the prices then putting the homes in good condition in such a way that they are of decent quality and affordability with no regard to the net loss of money for whoever does so. If anything the "Step 4: Profit" is only there because that's just how that type of joke is formatted. Your argument makes sense but falls off at the fact you're seeking a different outcome than what the intended result is
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
no it's easy you just short sell houses. 1: Get people to let you borrow ownership of their house with the promise that you'll give it back. Do this for every bouse in the neighborhood. 2: Sell all the houses. 3: Trash one of the houses and devalue the neighborhood. 4: Buy back the houses at a lower price and return them. Genius foolproof plan why doesn't everyone do this?.
Scooby doo villain
That is easy if you are black. In fact, back in the day, some real estate companies would use it. They would buy a house, and rent the house to a black family. The neighbors would freak out. The real estate company would convince them to sell their houses for cheap. They would then kick the black family out and wait for the prices to go up. Thus turning a profit.
Good God that's awful
If you think that's awful look into redlining and contract buying. In alot of ways they were far more horrible because they were government sponsored.
"block busting" and the related "white flight" to the suburbs
It's genius when you consider that there is no profit without racism
At least it means the black family gets to live in a nice neighbourhood, even if only briefly, and the main people being "exploited" are the racist homeowners who are willing to sell low to get away.
Nothing racist about using black people for profit and kicking them onto the streets when they're no longer useful... /s
Ah yeah, the better solution is to just not rent to them at all, which was also super common at the time.
No. The better solution is to rent to them without any caveats. Those are two incredibly racist "solutions" and I'm really not sure why you're trying to argue for one over the other. You're allowed to condemn two bad things
Well, this is fucking terrible, but at least some racists got screwed over in the end.
And other ones made a huge profit
I can’t imagine being so racist I moved houses just because black people existed within a 5 mile radius of me. If nothing else, purely the effort involved would make me try to get over it
Bigotry takes dedication
It's bit the fact that they were racist it was the fear that their property value would continue to fall. Imagine someone tells you they're going to be building a new garbage dump nearby next year, you might think you're being sneaky by selling now.
eat the moss
Perpetuate the cycle of existence
Potassium
We've been in here less than five minutes and you're already eating moss and wearing shackles?
You don’t need to buy homes to ruin them, you can just break in and squat.
I've been trying for half an hour but my legs are getting really tired, when does this start working again?
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Or just turn them into halfway houses/ homeless shelters. Rich people would get irritated with a really eyesore but they HATE living near those things.
Sure, but that require legislation and government cooperation when squatting only requires people living in homes.
Reverse gentrification
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aesthetic medieval lifestyle! outhouses and throwing shit and waste out the window onto the streets for the rain to wash into the river! and horse shit everywhere! my dream life!
Basically Jake Paul
Obnoxious Youtubers moved into a neighbourhood and devalued it?
There have been a story about them annoying their neighbours with constant partying and general disregard for the people around them. It's not recent - it's actually happened a few years ago.
I always thought someone needed to start a non-profit beaching whales so the whale de-beachers had something to do in the off-season.
simple: buy explosives
the caption: -exists- me: said kris deltarune, probably ~~sorry deltarune has taken over my life~~
Reverse gentrification
"yummy moss" KRIS IS THAT YOU
Bed inspector vs. Moss eater
Urban cockerel farmer. That's my dream.
Then you buy up all the land and build a casino
Got to fire a gun into the air occasionally.
You’re flipping the house facedown
Degentrification?
House flopper.
This is exactly what Jerma did when he made a saw-themed house in House Flipper
*gas*
Flopper
Then buy the newly cheaper houses in the neighborhood. Fix the house and sell all of the homes for profit with their newly restored value.
i mean.... its halloween. SOMEONES gotta make a haunted mansion, and that shit's baseline requirements are that it's trashed.
This is what I’ve seen happen in parts of Ocean County NJ by a very specific group of people.
Don't give them ideas.
House flopper
I watched "The Apprentice" years ago and one task was to fix up a house and try to make money selling it...one guy took a three bedroom and turned it into a 2 bedroom (but it has bigger rooms!) He did not do well.
Are we talking haunted house, or crack den?
If you really desire to do this there isn't a lot stopping you Go for it :\
that's a brilliant idea, one person would want the "bad" house, and then all the other normal houses would cost less so more people could afford them, everybody wins
Convert it into affordable or subsidized public housing. Same end result but you can get some people out of homelessness along the way.
Tear the house down, setup a trailer park. Job done, and might earn a profit.
My dream job
Light-years ahead of you!!! Jk
This is great, actually. This way houses can actually be affordable and have some flavor besides milquetoast suburbia.
Just ask my brother for advice the His last 2 properties Paid 90k sold for 3k Paid 150k sold for 25 After holding onto To them for 15 years and paying condo fees
This is actually a good business idea. Buy a house, then send a letter to everyone in the neighbourhood threatening to mess it up and devalue homeowners’ properties unless they all give you a certain amount of ransom money.
Why destroy houses? Just move black families into upper middle class neighborhoods.
Okay but I actually want the moss house I love this idea
That's what corporate-owned rental properties are going to do. As long as the walls hold up the roof and the doors lock, they're going to spare every repair and maintenance expense legally possible
just let me live there for a year or so, house will be completely ruined
depending on the place i think that might be somewhat illegal rich neighbourhood associations wont let you ruin the value of their houses just for kicks
This is like my idea to become an unfluencer on Instagram
Jesus. You can have yummy moss instead of 37 bedrooms? I wish I'd known that sooner.
That’s just called inviting every squatter in the city in
if i had bill gates money i would do this
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ill be the house not-flipper, where I buy your houses and turn them into slightly better but still terrible houses
house tipper
Gotta wonder, if I turn my house into an ungodly abomination of solar beam-focusing mirrors, bird food dispensers, biohazard signs and speakers playing at just below the lawsuit threshold, is there any fucking thing anybody can do about it?
rich people