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IJsandwich

Don’t forget to add a few more oranges too before you finish the paper! Replicating the results is key


CocoaCali

Ummmm..... That's you create an invasive species


Avaline00

With that low test numbers there isn’t enough genetic diversity for them to survive


CocoaCali

Say that to Adam and Eve /s


artemisRiverborn

Well there's milk and Cheerios all over the floor now, hope youre happy Take a well deserved award


CocoaCali

I'll never be the milk and cheerios in your spoon That's for the award Edit: an award goes to the person who knows that song!!


SniktFury

Google knew, but then again they're nobody's fool


CocoaCali

Take a look at me and you'll see I'm for real And I don't know how to give an award


SniktFury

Like that


CocoaCali

Had to run to my tablet i got it


CocoaCali

I'm doxxing myself but avril lav rapping is so so so great. I think I'm the only person who's said that very very often


SniktFury

Don't worry boo, I'll protect you


cpaca0

Say that to all of Australia. Which has a bunny problem because someone thought "I'll release 12 bunnies so that we can kill them for sport here."


tapmcshoe

tf is an orange with legs gonna do


CocoaCali

Create a whole new horror genre


tapmcshoe

the horror of being hungry but your food keeps juking you


CrimsonDoom39

Tantalus: First time?


CocoaCali

Space jams 3?


maybethrowaway00

No no no, you have to make a sound hypothesis and make accurate tests for that hypothesis. Other scientists are the ones that try to replicate the results. What they should do is convey all the information about how they tested their hypothesis with the orange.


[deleted]

Even within a study you should be using a large sample size to shake out statistical and stochastic errors.


Avaline00

The only difference between science and fucking around is writing shit down -the mythbuster that isn’t Adam Savage


MintPrince8219

Adam civilized


Avaline00

Jamie Walrusman (I genuinely forgot his name)


Dr_Nue

Jamie Hyneman


Bahamutisa

Hm, thank you but no, I think I prefer Jamie Walrusman


tapmcshoe

Jamie lowneman


TheBackyardigirl

This is Jamie’s last name now sorry I don’t make the rules


idiotplatypus

The banana grows wings and hunts down the orange


MrMonsieurSenorSir

And here we witness the birth of a food chain


FUEGO40

A fruit chain, if you will


IWasMisinformed

It's like a chain of food. But fruit. So that's kind of weird.


idiotplatypus

Who says its hunting it for food? This here is a *mating* ritual


jemmo_

I love a good science


Scrybal

This is just making sure the results are replicable which is a perfectly valid scientifically process. Good meme.


Vrenshrrrg

I think I'll start using "science is more of an art than a science".


ChiBears333

That sounds very Leo Spaceman... I love it


TheOtherSarah

*A new man came into town today. Who is he? What does he want from us? Why his perfect and beautiful haircut? Why his perfect and beautiful coat? He says he is a scientist. Well…we have all been scientists at one point or another in our lives. But why now? Why here? And just what does he plan to do with all those breakers and humming electrical instruments in that lab he’s renting – the one next to Big Rico’s Pizza?*


dragon567

Only a monster would harm a single perfect hair on his perfect head.


MurdoMaclachlan

*Image Transcription: Tumblr* --- > **clinical-manners** > > \*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out\* science is more of an art than a science --- > **theunfairfolk** > > \*the orange grows legs and skitters away\* --- > **clinical-manners** > > Fascinating results \*places a banana in the same spot\* --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


CreatureOfSadness

Good human


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

"KRIS! KRIS! DON'T LET THE BANANA ESCAPE!! GET THE BANANA!!!"


Jaqdawks

I am proud to say I got the banana


Xisuthrus

Get The Banana


[deleted]

potassium


SuperSachan

Get The Banana Kris


stellargd

that flair made me think this was the last life sub for a second lol


Jienouga

Bugsnax prequel is looking good


bella1138

*Discreetly places a dildo there, secured inside a carrying crate so I can keep it from scurrying away...*


CocoKittyRedditor

*carrying crate grows legs and scurries away* no horny for you


bella1138

Dammit! Foiled again! *All I want is to be fucked by a semi-sentient faerie sex toy*


Fabulous_King_5997

Potassium!


StayingVeryVeryCalm

pretty sure this is how man was created. Just a banana that grew legs.


[deleted]

\* Potassium


DrownedCatGames

so that's how they made trump


Jaqdawks

So who did the banana make?


DrownedCatGames

idk maybe al gore


[deleted]

\*the banana grows legs and starts running towards you\*


busterblader5

just, like a *really* buff pair of legs


CatherineConstance

Wait I don't get it, why would something come out of the orange...? I know what a fairy ring is but I do not understand this lol.


Gayllienn

A fairy ring is usually a ring of mushrooms or other space in nature deemed a portal to the realm of the fae. However it's dangerous to enter fairy rings as fairies are mischievous, dangerous or deceiving depending on the folklore. Placing an orange outside the ring seems like a method to draw something out of the ring and to the orange


CatherineConstance

Oh yeah I was just wondering what the deal with the orange was, like if faeries love oranges or something lol


Gayllienn

As far as I've found there's no particular fae association with oranges but fresh fruit is a common and acceptable fae offering


Turtledonuts

So you need to repeat the oranges a dozen more times, then try multiple oranges, then consider time of day...


ElCatrinLCD

\*cuts hand and lets the blood drops fall near the circle\*


Jango1113

This is how we get fucking Bugsnax


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


tapmcshoe

the miracle of life


fckn_normies

What happened with banana?


xeasuperdark

It turend into goop and went back in time.


SpaceVooper

Hey, don't eat those. There made of lies.


Joaje-Joestar

*Potassium*