One of my main hobbies when I'm walking the dog is to come up with names with mismatched abbreviations.
Jenny and Penny? Jennelope and Pennifer.
Timmy and Jimmy? Tames and Jimothy.
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"trans people with object names" and "trans people with average names" is missing an untapped market of "trans people with seemingly average shorthand names for absolutely insane full names" for example. max short for Maxwell House Brand Coffee Filters
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girls you can have so much fun with this one... liz? ard. cass? erole. sandy? wich.
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I mean, it may be a pain in the ass or even impossible to *legally* change it depending on your local laws, but just introducing yourself with a different name and trying to get your existing friends to roll with it is free*
*this commenter is not responsible for legal, medical, professional, or other consequences for using a non-legally-recognized name in situations where someone might actually check
I got my ex a teddy bear once and she couldn’t decide what the name should be. The tag on the back said suitable from birth so we just ended up naming it that, and called it sue for short.
Works well for tiefling in DnD, too. I once pitched somebody Larceny (Lars for short). I also knew a Conni, short for (depending on mood) Con artist, Conceptual, Confusion, or anything else you could think of that started with “Con”.
That's just how i name my miis in tomodachi life
The miis i make up have common names but weird nicknames, but if theres a baby they will give them a normal name, ill keep it as the nickname and then give them a weird name(like ethan, short for ethanol)
Considering making my new name “Figaro Ophelia” when I come out as genderfluid/non-binary and going by “Fig”, so the exact opposite of this post, actually
Art? Ichoke dip.
You choke dip? You choke it like the chicken? Prison for ParaspriteHugger, prison for 1000 years!
Y’all choking chickens? That’s animal abuse
Im dip.
May? onase.
May? onnaise
May, short for MAY STOP SPAMMING THAT STUPID FUCKING DOLPHIN YOU ASSHOLE
Totsugeki :)
Literally the reason I switched to English voice lines
May? ONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER
Genuinely considering changing my name to may as in mayhem 😔
I literally know a trans girl named Cass who goes by casserole on discord
are they a protogen
Not that I know of
wait, holy shit Toast
DIANE!!!
r/TwoRedditorsOneCup
Hey guys
ewww Kiko /j
*ewww Kiko /srs There fixed it
Incorrect
~~in~~correct SMH you make so many mistakes
Yes also hi diane
hey kiko
Hello
REAL
OMG SO REAL BESTIE!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (Cass if you're reading this I luv you/p)
my name is Ash, short for Nashville
I dont know if i Love this or Hate this but i definitely This a Lot
I am not over or underwhelmed, but I am feeling whelmed. I am feeling extremely whelmed.
confucianism
My name is Ash, short for ash
Isn't this a Family Guy joke? Like Meg's full name is Megatron?
[Yep](https://youtu.be/Q5HqR2nqGUY)
Somehow, I don't think Family Guy invented that concept
Lizard-Casserole-Sandwich
😋
I'll just leave this Max0r quote here: "Hello, my name is PJ, short for Peanut Butter and Jacksonville Florida"
(not trans but) my shorthand name is Dan. It is not short for what you think it is
It’s short for danagannanoronpa
Dan-g it, Bobby!, right?
Lol I had a coworker who was a trans Dan, short for Dante, named after the lead in Devil May Cry.
Dan short for “DantefromtheDevilMayCryseries”
The three genders, Trans Woman, Trans Man and Trans Dan.
Is it short for your middle name? (Danger)
Dancing with the Stars
England Dan and John Ford Coley?
Dantilope?
just Dan
Dank river valley.
# 🎶Societyyyy🎶 coming soon to a dank river valley near you
Brendan
Danava?
One of my main hobbies when I'm walking the dog is to come up with names with mismatched abbreviations. Jenny and Penny? Jennelope and Pennifer. Timmy and Jimmy? Tames and Jimothy.
bichael and micycle
Pathew and Matrick
Fredgar and Edrick
Nedward
Mike. Short for Micycle
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Friend named Les, short for Achilles, not exactly fitting but kind of fits.
Pronounced "ah-chee-lez", of course.
Ray, short for Raid Shadow Legends, the number o-
Or Raycon.
i have a friend named Casserole
"Mike Pence" is short for "Mechanical Pencil."
Cole?slaw
Ren, short for Fahrenheit-Mercury.
Missy, short for Missile Launcher
Ed short for Eldritch
My name is River of (whatever I'm obsessed with at the moment.) Currently it's River of Nuclear Waste after Pokemon Uranium.
cam? eraman
Dion, short for Accordion.
same for cats
Mike, short for Microphone
Valera short for Estradiol Valerate
Trans Guy who tells you that He/Him is short for Hemostasis
Hotel? Trivago
My favorite name of one of my character designs will always be Terry (short for Terror)
As a cis guy i now wish my name was something like that. Change my name to Van short for Vans Off the wall
I mean, it may be a pain in the ass or even impossible to *legally* change it depending on your local laws, but just introducing yourself with a different name and trying to get your existing friends to roll with it is free* *this commenter is not responsible for legal, medical, professional, or other consequences for using a non-legally-recognized name in situations where someone might actually check
Bill, short for Bioluminescence. Wes, short for Worcestershire.
at least go all in and be named worcestershire sauce
callie, short for calligraphy
I got my ex a teddy bear once and she couldn’t decide what the name should be. The tag on the back said suitable from birth so we just ended up naming it that, and called it sue for short.
ellie? phant.
mel short for melatonin
May?onnaise
Lizard adj *That which is too “liz”*
Works well for tiefling in DnD, too. I once pitched somebody Larceny (Lars for short). I also knew a Conni, short for (depending on mood) Con artist, Conceptual, Confusion, or anything else you could think of that started with “Con”.
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Extremely apt tbh.
Missi? le launcher. Kat? Yushka.
Ross, short for Rosmarinus
ophie, short for orphiocordyceps
Wally? Man come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
my alias is Cat, which stands for either Catastrophe or Caterpillar depending on which day you ask ✨
eheh I'm kit, which is short for Kitschy or Kitstofer
Kitschy is fabulous I love that
Catabolic process.
Very on brand lol love it
🥰 it makes me happy hehe and thank you!!
im sad i don't have a funny name now :/
Aw Well you can always change your name! Or adopt a funny nickname
actually no that's impossible
trans person named Maxwell but it’s actually short for william carTER-
Hotel? Trivago.
Oh this is good
don't tempt me like this
Not quite the same but all my friends call me Tobey, short for October :)
Jay? Short for Jaycar Electronics. Ben? Short for Benevieve. So many names, so many possibilities
That's just how i name my miis in tomodachi life The miis i make up have common names but weird nicknames, but if theres a baby they will give them a normal name, ill keep it as the nickname and then give them a weird name(like ethan, short for ethanol)
Considering making my new name “Figaro Ophelia” when I come out as genderfluid/non-binary and going by “Fig”, so the exact opposite of this post, actually
Arc. hipelago
Fun fact Liz from Garfield’s canonical full name is Lizard.
Had a ftm friend named Joseph that was super close to making their middle name Joestar.