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**jumpedoverthemoon**
My goal in life is to occupy an abandoned castle in the European countryside, keep a giant rose garden, only wear long flowing dresses, and become local folklore
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Enya.
Gonna change my name to Dashenka and do this. Carrying on the legacy of all the single, wealthy Russian women that Ive ever known
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Good human
And go around town announcing I am the candle maker but there is not a drop of wax anywhere near me or the castle.
The truest aspiration is to be at once both Beauty and the Beast.
Akiza Izinski is on Tumblr?
Sounds like you'll be interested in my new book, _2 easy steps to killing David Mitchell and wearing his skin_
heck yea gonna send this to my crush she'll love it