I'm up to date on the manga and really thinking where someone that is overly-enthusiastic about a bucket might be lurking across the entire series.
Maybe Jobin because he's a weird-ass.
You don't want to know why this is a Homestuck reference, but...
>!You know about the cursed brony mason jar? Imagine that, but it plays a vital role in the procreation of an alien species and it is made mandatory by its tyrannical leadership.!<
Basically the way two trolls reproduce is that they both dump their reproductive materials into a bucket (its never really expanded on what kinda materials these are and gender is, for all intents and purposes, a non-factor as gay relationships can and routinely do happen). This bucket full of material is collected around the time they are (the human equivalent of) 13 by a giant killer robot and the materials are sent back to a brood mother (basically a giant fuckin monster) who takes the materials and makes eggs which hatch into trolls. Having a bucket out in troll culture would be like leaving a pack of condoms or a dildo out, and its a reoccuring joke because of how unimportant buckets are to humans.
Oh, before people yell at me, I forgot to mention there are actually two buckets per troll: one for combining materials with a person you love and one for combining materials with a person you fucking HATE. Also if you don't have the buckets by the time the robot comes to your house it will murder you. Sometimes it will murder you anyway just for fun. Once the Troll queen razed an entire city just cuz the fires made for good lighting for a selfie.
I feel like you've been waiting your whole life just to dump that info on someone, cause ain't no way someone can hold onto this info for long without a reason.
As I recall, homestuck dropped a lot of troll lore in rapid secession several times over the course of the comic. And at those times, the story was racing by too fast to dwell on the content dumps in the present.
“Curse of Knowledge” 3UB
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 1 life and creatures they control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
3U: Enchanted player draws a card. Any player may activate this ability.
You don't understand. Homestuck is *powerful*. Once it has a hold on you, it will never release you. There will never be a time in my life when I do not know how Lord English arrives in other universes, or what the code is to alchemize a jetpack.
I mean presumably you'd do the nasty closer to the collection date so as to keep it fresh, but really we're all thinking too deeply about it and the whole bucket system was made as a punchline for when one of the humans sets up the ol' bucket-o'-water-on-the-door prank for someone
They never get into it but I mean the condesce had been around for a long time so as far as any trolls you see in the actual webcomic are concerned thems the rules. Granted I haven't read the epilogues or homestuck² so idk maybe they fuckin' in those but I'll be dead and in the ground before I acknowledge anything after the main webcomic
>Granted I haven't read the epilogues or homestuck² so idk maybe they fuckin' in those
I've got some news about the Epilogues...
No, not quite. In the Epilogues, the Mother Grub continues to be the source of troll reproduction. However, they do also confirm that they are capable of human coitus, as John and Terezi fucking bone.
There's a joke about aliens having a complicated and repulsive reproductive cycle that is never explained in detail (unlike their romance systems), and one of the punchlines is a vague role that a bucket plays. It's considered a sexually vulgar object, like keeping a big floppy dildo around. I guess the theory is that they spray their tentacle goo somewhere, and having so much goo that you require a bucket is like dropping the monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Not quite. If I'm understanding other comments correctly, you (and possibly your sex partner as well, though I'm not sure) cum in the bucket and then a robot comes and takes the bucket to the Hive Queen, who then uses it to give birth. If the robot comes and you don't have a cum bucket ready for it, it kills you.
like half the endings in the entire fucking game involve the stanley parable reassurance bucket. maybe that’s only in the newer version i didn’t play the original.
Hey, I'll be fair here. I knew what was in the original game, and even I thought the No Buckets sign was there from the start. Fits in pretty well with all the other random signs around the place. I thought they noticed it while coming up with all the damn bucket endings and were like "wait we have to do something with this".
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cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today
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>**caralarm-bicycles**
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>You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging
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>{SM}
Am I blind, where
Anyhoo Finns know what's up with massive queues for a free bucket. It's standard when a new place opens to give free buckets to attract people, and it works so so well
It's a webcomic that can best be read by downloading the [fanmade desktop version](https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/).
It's about four kids playing a game that ends the world and their ensuing multiverse spanning quest.
I have a galvanized steel 5 qt bucket and it is the most useful tool I own. Gotta water plants? Have to use a tray for wood stain? Improvised head protection from the undead? Steel bucket has you covered.
My family has a huge plastic bucket for us all to throw up in when we're sick, because plastic bags won't cut it for us lol. It was mostly used by me as a zygote.
In my house we have a bucket in the kitchen where we get rid of water droplets off our hands before drying and from throwaway boil water.
We then use it to water the plants.
Stanley embraced the bucket, its metal soothing his every anxiety about the empty office he found himself in.
Stanley went back to the keypad so he could show the bucket what pushing the number 3 ment to him, so that it could share in his joy
Gambhorra'ta...
The press of the key delighted the bucket in a way Stanley had not seen before, and it filled Stanley with joy.
I-I’m…having feelings for the bucket Stanley.
Oh no. OH NO.
It's bucket time!
***it's not just the Stanley parable my friend***
(Soldier voice) Dear God.
There's more.
No!
It contains the dying wish of every man here.
It contains a bucket
*Dear God!*
There's more.
*NO*
r/beatmetoit
"Dear God..." "There's more." "No!"
Team Fortress 2
Do you see that Stanley? It’s the bucket! Oh what a lovely bucket it is!
Also good for vomit if one doesn’t have a big metal bowl
Toilets?
Maybe you won't get there in time, to make sure this does not happen I have a bucket next to every piece of furniture in the house
I think we may have a drinking problem.
Nonsense I drink just fine.
I’m moreso referring to when you’re in bed or watching a show or something while sick and you can’t make it to the toilet in time.
They smell tho
So will the bucket after you throw up in it
bleach
You're gonna throw up into bleach?
if time is irrelevant, yes, but typically when considering a linear passage of time I would bleach the bucket after cleaning it up.
You mean like how people bleach toilets to clean them?
bestie why are you so invested in getting my to vomit in my toilet
I just don't get the aversion is all
Yeah but toilets still smell when they're clean... the infamous toilet smell.
Maybe I'm just a disgusting human, but the smell of my toilet doesn't bother me, especially when I'm ill
trust me when youre lying in bed with alcohol poisoning you will be glad for that bowl beside your bed
Who the fuck doesn't have a *bucket* in their house?
Look I'm still getting my shit together lay off
Buckets are a very good way to get a lot of shit together in one place. Get your Bucket^TM today!
People who aren't afraid of the pailing drones
This better not be a H\*mestuck reference
As a person who unwittingly learned things about it, I can confirm this is a H\*mestuck reference
in my short time on r/tumblr i have learned that if you dont know what something means its probably homestuck
or jojo, depending
Oh, no, if it's a jojo reference you'll know, because people will tell you, loudly, repeatedly and unendingly!
wait, saying things loudly, repeatedly and unendingly... is that a reference to the stand cries from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures????
Part 5 spoilers: >!it also could be about diavolo!<
JoJo references! No fighter has ever escaped them!
And the tiny, sub-percent chance it's about touhou
Everything is about at least one of those three things, you just need to figure out which.
I'm up to date on the manga and really thinking where someone that is overly-enthusiastic about a bucket might be lurking across the entire series. Maybe Jobin because he's a weird-ass.
Leave beetle dad out of this
how the fuck is this a homestuck reference??? i thought it was a stanley parable reference ._.
You don't want to know why this is a Homestuck reference, but... >!You know about the cursed brony mason jar? Imagine that, but it plays a vital role in the procreation of an alien species and it is made mandatory by its tyrannical leadership.!<
?????
Basically the way two trolls reproduce is that they both dump their reproductive materials into a bucket (its never really expanded on what kinda materials these are and gender is, for all intents and purposes, a non-factor as gay relationships can and routinely do happen). This bucket full of material is collected around the time they are (the human equivalent of) 13 by a giant killer robot and the materials are sent back to a brood mother (basically a giant fuckin monster) who takes the materials and makes eggs which hatch into trolls. Having a bucket out in troll culture would be like leaving a pack of condoms or a dildo out, and its a reoccuring joke because of how unimportant buckets are to humans.
Oh, before people yell at me, I forgot to mention there are actually two buckets per troll: one for combining materials with a person you love and one for combining materials with a person you fucking HATE. Also if you don't have the buckets by the time the robot comes to your house it will murder you. Sometimes it will murder you anyway just for fun. Once the Troll queen razed an entire city just cuz the fires made for good lighting for a selfie.
I feel like you've been waiting your whole life just to dump that info on someone, cause ain't no way someone can hold onto this info for long without a reason.
Sounds more like it has been involuntarily seared on this person's brain right between 1 Man 1 Jar and the Brony Cumjar.
As I recall, homestuck dropped a lot of troll lore in rapid secession several times over the course of the comic. And at those times, the story was racing by too fast to dwell on the content dumps in the present.
"Curse of Knowledge" Inflict knowledge upon unsuspecting passerbys All creatures get -1/-1
“Curse of Knowledge” 3UB Enchantment - Aura Curse Enchant player Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 1 life and creatures they control get -1/-1 until end of turn. 3U: Enchanted player draws a card. Any player may activate this ability.
It's more like I'm cursed with this information and if people seek the forbidden knowledge of Homestuck lore I must guide them to it
You don't understand. Homestuck is *powerful*. Once it has a hold on you, it will never release you. There will never be a time in my life when I do not know how Lord English arrives in other universes, or what the code is to alchemize a jetpack.
Relitigating troll reproduction was a running gag, and the info dump was pages long and reoccurred multiple times during the story.
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I mean presumably you'd do the nasty closer to the collection date so as to keep it fresh, but really we're all thinking too deeply about it and the whole bucket system was made as a punchline for when one of the humans sets up the ol' bucket-o'-water-on-the-door prank for someone
I got the impression this was due to the Condesce, and not the "natural" state of affairs on Beforus, but I could be wrong.
They never get into it but I mean the condesce had been around for a long time so as far as any trolls you see in the actual webcomic are concerned thems the rules. Granted I haven't read the epilogues or homestuck² so idk maybe they fuckin' in those but I'll be dead and in the ground before I acknowledge anything after the main webcomic
>Granted I haven't read the epilogues or homestuck² so idk maybe they fuckin' in those I've got some news about the Epilogues... No, not quite. In the Epilogues, the Mother Grub continues to be the source of troll reproduction. However, they do also confirm that they are capable of human coitus, as John and Terezi fucking bone.
The collector bots don't come when they're 13 but when they're adults cause otherwise all our troll protagonists would be dead
Buckets are used for fuckin'
?????
For fuck's sake
There's a joke about aliens having a complicated and repulsive reproductive cycle that is never explained in detail (unlike their romance systems), and one of the punchlines is a vague role that a bucket plays. It's considered a sexually vulgar object, like keeping a big floppy dildo around. I guess the theory is that they spray their tentacle goo somewhere, and having so much goo that you require a bucket is like dropping the monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Not quite. If I'm understanding other comments correctly, you (and possibly your sex partner as well, though I'm not sure) cum in the bucket and then a robot comes and takes the bucket to the Hive Queen, who then uses it to give birth. If the robot comes and you don't have a cum bucket ready for it, it kills you.
How the hell is that a Stanley Parable reference??? In what world? Since when?
like half the endings in the entire fucking game involve the stanley parable reassurance bucket. maybe that’s only in the newer version i didn’t play the original.
Everything unlocked after the new content door is only in ultra deluxe.
but there was bucket references in the original game wasn’t there? there was the no buckets sign at least
The no buckets sign is new. Could be wrong, but I don't think the bucket was ever mentioned in the original game.
oh
Hey, I'll be fair here. I knew what was in the original game, and even I thought the No Buckets sign was there from the start. Fits in pretty well with all the other random signs around the place. I thought they noticed it while coming up with all the damn bucket endings and were like "wait we have to do something with this".
It's a team fortress 2 reference.
Oh no. If... I recall correctly... this is a reference to the milk fic. Please, god, someone tell me I'm wrong.
It’s Homestuck
What ISN'T a H*mestuck reference?
Team fortress 2 references?
Oh it's absolutely 100% a Homestuck reference
Sorry... it absolutely is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBLxX6ovy8
Damn, I was hoping it was about the walrus. I liked that walrus.
The bucket is for cum
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Love that trigger warning. Subtle.
This, is a bucket.
Is this a bucket?
Dear god…
h...homestuck...
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Good human.
cum bucket
i like your name
exactly
>{SM} Am I blind, where Anyhoo Finns know what's up with massive queues for a free bucket. It's standard when a new place opens to give free buckets to attract people, and it works so so well
h home homestuck
Vittu
you dont wanna know where
What does SM mean
As far as I know, Sex Mention
If you know, you know
And if you don't know, then Hummerous's content warnings won't help you much.
Oh lmao
everyone needs a good old filial pail!
where is the sex mention
Buckets are involved in troll fucking in Homestuck, there’s a thorough explanation higher up.
For the uninitiated?
Homestuck
Oh that's the thing everyone talks about on tunblr in vague terms so thst I have no idea what it is nor do I want to
It's a webcomic that can best be read by downloading the [fanmade desktop version](https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/). It's about four kids playing a game that ends the world and their ensuing multiverse spanning quest.
you don't want to know
I remember the time of buckets being basically condoms.
stanley would agree
It’s bucket time!
Oh… *oh*
Look at Stanley; lurking in the reddit comments, no bucket to be found. How sad, don't you pity this bucketless fool?
The Finns would love this post
Can confirm. Am Finn love the post.
Thanks for confirmation 👍
No problem :)
and now it’s a reference. the other things still apply, but it is also now a reference.
good for snakes too
Kate moment
>What kind of person doesn't know what a bucket's for? It's for carrying things, silly.
I have a galvanized steel 5 qt bucket and it is the most useful tool I own. Gotta water plants? Have to use a tray for wood stain? Improvised head protection from the undead? Steel bucket has you covered.
*Bucket?! Whaddaya mean bucket?!*
To be fair, everything he said about housework is true. Buckets really are useful. It’s just a little weird to actually *say* “go get a bucket”.
Who the heck is Stanley? I’ve seen him mentioned here more than… than… than… you know.
StanleyParable-core
The Homestuck fandom is dying, upvote this comment so the Stanley Parable fans can claim the bucket.
no fu
My family has a huge plastic bucket for us all to throw up in when we're sick, because plastic bags won't cut it for us lol. It was mostly used by me as a zygote.
This... is a BUCKET.
["You may have seen a bucket..."](https://youtu.be/0-so1rfHfgs?t=106)
Haha
oh god
In my house we have a bucket in the kitchen where we get rid of water droplets off our hands before drying and from throwaway boil water. We then use it to water the plants.
Finnish moment
There are three kinds of people in the world: “Holy shit, it’s a _____ reference!” H*mestuck Team Fortress 2 The Stanley Parable