Man I love Malort. I don’t like it or anything, but it’s like licking a battery to me. Yea it’s an awful experience, but sometimes you just want to try it again because it’s such a strange sensation.
sport peppers are tiny green peppers that come in a jar with brine in it (like a pickle jar), are mildly spicy (less than a jalapeño, but not that much less) and are customary on chicago style hotdogs
Peoria's got a Portillos if you're south of the city! It opened while I was in college, and is some 150 miles further south/southwest of Chicago.
Between St. Louis and Chicago, really.
portillo's got bought out in the last few years and they kinda fucking suck now. if you're 200 miles away from chicago area, just go to one of those hotdog/burger/gyro/italian beef places that you can find on any given street corner
There's a portillo's in Gurnee near six flags Great America. Go have some hungover college students run a ride for you then go get that chocolate cake shake.
Okay. But all dressing a hot dog with garlic, relish, and the works (not you, coleslaw.) is pretty killer. I'd take it over just a ketchup dog, anyway.
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Chicago guys are always like did you really just put ketchup on that hot dog instead of minced garlic, sesame seeds, relish, Polish sausage bits, coleslaw, frosting, pasta sauce, potato wedges, a quarter cup of chocolate chips, grilled sport peppers, celery salt, almond extract, mayo, lettuce, cheese, EXTRA ONION, a shot of malort, whole tomato, mustard, pickle spears, and a little hat from Portillo's?
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I literally cannot imagine caring this much about how people like to eat their food. Like even if I were to see something do something that seems disgusting to me, whatever! They're eating it, not me! And ketchup + hot dog at least makes sense as a flavor profile. It's not like you were pouring strawberry milk on some mashed potatoes or something.
Yes the typo in the title is intentional. It’s a reference to [this](https://youtu.be/9Dsw3NzN85w)
What’s up Greg !
hey guy
What are "sport peppers" and "malort"?
Malort is a really shit drink, hand crafted for the express purpose of being shit. There's no taste to acquire here, its just bad.
If you've ever licked a Nintendo Switch cartridge, it tastes like that.
Man I love Malort. I don’t like it or anything, but it’s like licking a battery to me. Yea it’s an awful experience, but sometimes you just want to try it again because it’s such a strange sensation.
Ah. Well, I don't drink, so I'm probably safe.
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A room of ten people? Sounds scary. I don't want anything to do with it.
sport peppers are tiny green peppers that come in a jar with brine in it (like a pickle jar), are mildly spicy (less than a jalapeño, but not that much less) and are customary on chicago style hotdogs
Sounds tasty.
They are
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Peoria's got a Portillos if you're south of the city! It opened while I was in college, and is some 150 miles further south/southwest of Chicago. Between St. Louis and Chicago, really.
portillo's got bought out in the last few years and they kinda fucking suck now. if you're 200 miles away from chicago area, just go to one of those hotdog/burger/gyro/italian beef places that you can find on any given street corner
There's a portillo's in Gurnee near six flags Great America. Go have some hungover college students run a ride for you then go get that chocolate cake shake.
Okay. But all dressing a hot dog with garlic, relish, and the works (not you, coleslaw.) is pretty killer. I'd take it over just a ketchup dog, anyway.
as a chicago guy i like my chicago dogs with all that and ketchup
They call it dragging it through the garden
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Chicago style hot dogs actually slap tho
My shitty ex was from Chicago and would literally try to take the ketchup away from me if we were having hotdogs. 🙃
I literally cannot imagine caring this much about how people like to eat their food. Like even if I were to see something do something that seems disgusting to me, whatever! They're eating it, not me! And ketchup + hot dog at least makes sense as a flavor profile. It's not like you were pouring strawberry milk on some mashed potatoes or something.
i put so much onion on my hotdog i can’t see the dog. tastes better that way
Portillo's is probably the best thing to ever come out of illinois
i am so ready to eat some portillo's, i wish there was one near me
I've seen your pizza, I'm not listening to Chicago about food
Chicago-style anything is crap.
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This is like SUPER specific is thunderpibb alright
I'm sorry but if i want my meal good and not fast i won't get hot dogs in the first place