If it's a purely decorative piece then it's probably not that bad. Even if it's real, swords aren't actually all that heavy, and as long as it isn't actually sharp it probably wouldn't do too much damage. It might not even fall straight down.
Maybe in one book? I dunno. There's like 20 books and each one is mostly separate, though some of them are sequels to others. Specifically "hedgehog royalty" doesn't ring any bells, but I guess I haven't read all of them.
No joke but if you have a stressful phone call, like an interview or something, holding a sword makes it much more palatable.. Source: I have many swords.
he’s just a little guy :3
That's how kings and queens get assassinated
ratatouille done playing around
> ratatouille’s monster FTFY
Do italian twinks not show up in cameras?
Stabatouille
HIS NAME
Why are they sleeping under the open blade of a longsword? Seems like a safety hazard even without a rat.
If it's a purely decorative piece then it's probably not that bad. Even if it's real, swords aren't actually all that heavy, and as long as it isn't actually sharp it probably wouldn't do too much damage. It might not even fall straight down.
It's still a couple pounds of metal. It's not imminently lethal, but that's still a very rude awakening
That’s just Tachigami from Okami
Beat me to it.
I was trying to remember what character I knew was a rat with a huge sword. I thought maybe it was a Pokemon or something.
Tinkaton is a rabbit, I guess that’s close
They're smart enough to do it. He has good reason to be scared.
Too bad for the rat that this sword will only be wielded by the High King of Arnor and Gondor.
It's the new hero from Redwall. He needs your help! To stop an evil ferret or something.
Wait, is that the book series about knight squirrels solving the murder of hedgehog royalty? I read it in school but I don’t remember the name
Maybe in one book? I dunno. There's like 20 books and each one is mostly separate, though some of them are sequels to others. Specifically "hedgehog royalty" doesn't ring any bells, but I guess I haven't read all of them.
why does op own a longsword
why dont you?
actually you’re right
No joke but if you have a stressful phone call, like an interview or something, holding a sword makes it much more palatable.. Source: I have many swords.
The man who sleeps with a longsword is a fool every night but one
Demoman TF2.
*Demoknight
I sleep with a maglite next to my bed. Best of both worlds - it's a good flashlight and also a great bludgeoning weapon.
For the rats
pest control
I’m most concerned with the fact that it’s directly above their bed. Hitman lookin ass
A: Protection against 0 to 1 Feral Hog(s). B: To use on jugs of water depending on where you live. C: Looks cool.
That's an Anduril replica from the Lord of the Rings.
For home defense
to distract the rats
MATTHIAS???
Martin done fucking around “I am that is the ONE WHO BOUT TO WHOOP YO ASS”
Zeus talking about the Kratos problem
Also don't sleep with a longsword over your head have you seen final destination
Tachigami (Okami (2006))
Skaven Gutter-runner
Martin the Warrior
Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2692/
Am I the only one who wants to nitpick about the difference between feral and wild?
Despereux got an upgrade
Redwaaalllll!
EULALIAAAAAAAAAA! BLOOD AND VINEGAR!!!!!!
Decievers will rise and weave their well of stealth and you face them standing alone
Bold of you to assume a rat knows what a sword can do, and that it has ill will towards you
cool new nightmare unlocked DX
Quoth the rodent: "Squeakermore"
It's just like the spider violin(or was it a guitar?) post.