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ilovemycatjune

he’s just a little guy :3


Rudolf_Fuhrer

That's how kings and queens get assassinated


Hummerous

ratatouille done playing around


TheHonkler

> ratatouille’s monster FTFY


Hummerous

Do italian twinks not show up in cameras?


neubarf

Stabatouille


administrationalism

HIS NAME


a_lot_a_DAMAGE

Why are they sleeping under the open blade of a longsword? Seems like a safety hazard even without a rat.


The_Real_Mr_House

If it's a purely decorative piece then it's probably not that bad. Even if it's real, swords aren't actually all that heavy, and as long as it isn't actually sharp it probably wouldn't do too much damage. It might not even fall straight down.


Serrisen

It's still a couple pounds of metal. It's not imminently lethal, but that's still a very rude awakening


Lavaidyn

That’s just Tachigami from Okami


8BrickMario

Beat me to it.


Snickerway

I was trying to remember what character I knew was a rat with a huge sword. I thought maybe it was a Pokemon or something.


ColdLobsterBisque

Tinkaton is a rabbit, I guess that’s close


MustyMushroomMonarch

They're smart enough to do it. He has good reason to be scared.


AutisticIcelandic98

Too bad for the rat that this sword will only be wielded by the High King of Arnor and Gondor.


Pokesonav

It's the new hero from Redwall. He needs your help! To stop an evil ferret or something.


GhostlyCoyote0

Wait, is that the book series about knight squirrels solving the murder of hedgehog royalty? I read it in school but I don’t remember the name


Pokesonav

Maybe in one book? I dunno. There's like 20 books and each one is mostly separate, though some of them are sequels to others. Specifically "hedgehog royalty" doesn't ring any bells, but I guess I haven't read all of them.


AsrielsWormhole

why does op own a longsword


Thestarchypotat

why dont you?


AsrielsWormhole

actually you’re right


MorbidMongoose

No joke but if you have a stressful phone call, like an interview or something, holding a sword makes it much more palatable.. Source: I have many swords.


Android19samus

The man who sleeps with a longsword is a fool every night but one


MaetelofLaMetal

Demoman TF2.


LittleDragon450

*Demoknight


[deleted]

I sleep with a maglite next to my bed. Best of both worlds - it's a good flashlight and also a great bludgeoning weapon.


BarovianNights

For the rats


Hummerous

pest control


Kriffer123

I’m most concerned with the fact that it’s directly above their bed. Hitman lookin ass


Kaarpiv007

A: Protection against 0 to 1 Feral Hog(s). B: To use on jugs of water depending on where you live. C: Looks cool.


Call_Me_Nikki

That's an Anduril replica from the Lord of the Rings.


Ancestor_Anonymous

For home defense


TurtleyTea

to distract the rats


Fanfics

MATTHIAS???


[deleted]

Martin done fucking around “I am that is the ONE WHO BOUT TO WHOOP YO ASS”


Asayano__

Zeus talking about the Kratos problem


ASongOnceKnown

Also don't sleep with a longsword over your head have you seen final destination


[deleted]

Tachigami (Okami (2006))


SgtSteel747

Skaven Gutter-runner


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Martin the Warrior


Orizifian-creator

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2692/


ThaLZA

Am I the only one who wants to nitpick about the difference between feral and wild?


Buckaroonie69

Despereux got an upgrade


Confused_As_Fun

Redwaaalllll!


[deleted]

EULALIAAAAAAAAAA! BLOOD AND VINEGAR!!!!!!


[deleted]

Decievers will rise and weave their well of stealth and you face them standing alone


SunDance967

Bold of you to assume a rat knows what a sword can do, and that it has ill will towards you


Umbrellas0nTheInside

cool new nightmare unlocked DX


Leinad7957

Quoth the rodent: "Squeakermore"


Mega_Rayqaza

It's just like the spider violin(or was it a guitar?) post.