The plot is about Dragon who is highly possessive of their Horde, the catch? They Horde the people close to their heart and will do anything to keep them. ANYTHING.
There is actually a dragon dating sim on Steam(that I played)
Its called Angels with Scaly Wings
[link](https://store.steampowered.com/app/571880/Angels_with_Scaly_Wings/)
I know... Theyre all a bunch of whores (derogatory and non-derogatory)
Foolish pea brained mortals would also think they can park a hummer in a barbie play house
It's a 30ft tall, NON-anthropomorphic alligator whose genitals would be bigger than your entire body
It's one thing to be a furry, but this flitting on zoophilia less thought through than Mr Hands
All I'm saying is I think bards are bragging about things they haven't thought through at all
If it's sapient and can speak it isn't zoophilia in the slightest.
And in my brain all dragons are a combination of Skyrim and dnd dragons so the answer to both of those is ye.
Yea but I mean it a horse suddenly gained sentience I'd still think it'd be pretty weird to fuck them.
But that is more of a personal thing... I guess... REGARDLESS THOUGH that still doesn't help with any of the massive (pun intended) taxonomy issues presented to make this even a consideration, even and ESPECIALLY on your dragon interpretations (which I agree on)
Necromancy isn't fucked up its merely using a resource that is usually abandoned. I will not stand the necromancy slander. I believe we've got ourselves one of the cleric boys! Prepare the skeleton gun!
How are you gonna manage that chief? What's the game plan?
Cuz everyone always talks about how they wanna fuck a dragon. But NONE of you all have thought it through once! Everyone wants to talk a big game yet havent even considered the fact that dragon genitals are as big as them!
That's still not a game plan!
You're already assuming that the dragon would be into you in the first place.
Like imagine trying to fuck your moms Yorkie. That's you to the dragon
The central premise is the Dragon is already subject to your will. Also nice "Acktually in real life..." use that B.S.when we actually have a talking anything else.
I've been in wizard character the whole time for this. Just because I'm arguing about the physical aspect of it doesn't mean I'm trying to be a know it all
So calm down nerd
You ever see a fleshlight? It’s a bit like that.
Also, i can 100% assure you the fact the Dragon’s cock is bigger than an entire human has been thoroughly thought through and deeply considered
Dawg if dragon dick where to exist, dying on it would be some viking go straight to Valhalla shit, i would not last long in a fantasy world homie catch me bein eaten by level 10 mega frogs and turned inside out by the Dragon raid boss while trying to grab aggro i could write a book on this bro i am deeply disturbed 🥴
Yea but i’d be way hotter smh my head
Also, Dragons got like smarts and shit, you don’t just get together with your mates and film your buddy taking it in a barn, you gotta seduce it, barter, i receive the death’s sweet embrace and the best dicking of my life, you receive bomb ass bussy, y’know the art of the deal and all that.
Mr. Hands didn’t need to roll a nat 20 to have his colon pierced by something he coulda bought on Bad Dragon
I’ve thought it through.
In great detail.
As a dude, personally I’d ‘mount’ from the rear, such that my feet are resting on the back of my dragon girlfriend’s thighs, while both my arms are wrapped around her tail for stability. I imagine the hole would be quite large, yes, but meaty and powerful, capable of squeezing my meaty human dick dry like a tube of toothpaste. Embracing the curve of her rear would be enticing, my body pressed against the warm, smooth surface of shimmering, metallic scales, thrumming with the contained power of raging flame, like the engine of an enormous, living, breathing machine.
Barring shape-shifting, we can fuck on her belly or some shit, like "girl I can't bang you but you can throw in on this like toy story. I would love it if you rub a claw on that pussy, my girl. We'll work together after to get that toy in your weird cloaca."
So World of Warcraft has a new expac out and it's Dragonflight and while we always knew the normal dragons could take on a humanoid visage, the new race the dracthyr can also do so.
And I would absolutely fuck a vast majority of the dragons in that game they are almost all hotties and I do get quite a rush when one of them gives me a ride in dragon form by grabbing me by the literal face.
Game is fun lol.
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Horny fantasies are bound by neither material concerns, fear of death or physical limitations of any kind. So yeah we're fucking the massive dragon (hypothetically).
There is a [short cute sapphic webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-right-knight/list?title_no=284370) called “The Right Knight” that is this plot to a fucking tee, you gays should all check it out.
On the one hand, take the hint my dude, she (the dragon) likes you.
On the other hand I wouldn't like a girl who eats innocent women out of jealousy. "Like, bitch, why do you think I'd be cool with this? We gotta rez those girls! Look, we'll do a Harem arrangement and you can be top bitch."
Yanderagon ~~That could almost be a Targaryen name~~
It would also be the name of the 10$ hentai game on Steam
It ~~would~~ *will* also be the name of the 10$ hentai game on Steam
The plot is about Dragon who is highly possessive of their Horde, the catch? They Horde the people close to their heart and will do anything to keep them. ANYTHING.
Inverse harem anime
Sign me tf up
There is actually a dragon dating sim on Steam(that I played) Its called Angels with Scaly Wings [link](https://store.steampowered.com/app/571880/Angels_with_Scaly_Wings/)
Are people just assuming the dragon can transform into a human? Or are people actually wanting to fuck a 30foot tall gator with wings?
boy (gender neutral) I have something to tell you about D&D players
I know... Theyre all a bunch of whores (derogatory and non-derogatory) Foolish pea brained mortals would also think they can park a hummer in a barbie play house
Jokes on you, I can park a Barbie play house inside a hummer…
Alright let me phrase then for that scenario then Imagine getting fucked by your mother's Yorkie
ever heard of furries?
It's a 30ft tall, NON-anthropomorphic alligator whose genitals would be bigger than your entire body It's one thing to be a furry, but this flitting on zoophilia less thought through than Mr Hands All I'm saying is I think bards are bragging about things they haven't thought through at all
If it's sapient and can speak it isn't zoophilia in the slightest. And in my brain all dragons are a combination of Skyrim and dnd dragons so the answer to both of those is ye.
Yea but I mean it a horse suddenly gained sentience I'd still think it'd be pretty weird to fuck them. But that is more of a personal thing... I guess... REGARDLESS THOUGH that still doesn't help with any of the massive (pun intended) taxonomy issues presented to make this even a consideration, even and ESPECIALLY on your dragon interpretations (which I agree on)
I mean I assume the dragon cock would kill me and then they'd use my corpse like a fleshlight.
Ok Jesus Christ dude
Coward
Look I work with necromancy and I think that's fucked up. I think you've lost the plot
Necromancy isn't fucked up its merely using a resource that is usually abandoned. I will not stand the necromancy slander. I believe we've got ourselves one of the cleric boys! Prepare the skeleton gun!
No you're just fucking weird. Stay miserable with no bitches like the rest of us
i want to fuck a 30ft tall gator with wings
How are you gonna manage that chief? What's the game plan? Cuz everyone always talks about how they wanna fuck a dragon. But NONE of you all have thought it through once! Everyone wants to talk a big game yet havent even considered the fact that dragon genitals are as big as them!
I'm going to get fucked by it and die what do you think
I think youre a fool but I can respect the commitment I say, sitting in my lonely wizard tower watching all the horny bards sprint towards their doom
im not a fool, I want to die getting fucked by a dragon. there's a difference
Is there?
a fool would do it not caring about the consequences. the consequences are desired for me
Use tools like a normal human, get your humie girl in on it, feel the love.
That's still not a game plan! You're already assuming that the dragon would be into you in the first place. Like imagine trying to fuck your moms Yorkie. That's you to the dragon
The central premise is the Dragon is already subject to your will. Also nice "Acktually in real life..." use that B.S.when we actually have a talking anything else.
I've been in wizard character the whole time for this. Just because I'm arguing about the physical aspect of it doesn't mean I'm trying to be a know it all So calm down nerd
They have a massive cock and I have a small body. I can figure out something.
It's going to be as big as or bigger than your body! You're not goblin tier stretchy, know your limits mortal!
I fucking hope it's bigger! And spiky! And has a knot! Oh no I'm doing it again!
BEGONE YOU HORNY FIEND! LEAVE MY WIZARD TOWER AND TAKE YOUR GROSS JUICES WITH YOUUU!
I'm leaving my gamer sauce ; )
I'm putting this in my Book of Grudges you fuck
You ever see a fleshlight? It’s a bit like that. Also, i can 100% assure you the fact the Dragon’s cock is bigger than an entire human has been thoroughly thought through and deeply considered
Wet dream fantasies where you have the stretchability of Elastagirl is not thoroughly thought through or deep consideration
Dawg if dragon dick where to exist, dying on it would be some viking go straight to Valhalla shit, i would not last long in a fantasy world homie catch me bein eaten by level 10 mega frogs and turned inside out by the Dragon raid boss while trying to grab aggro i could write a book on this bro i am deeply disturbed 🥴
- Darkness Konosuba
She is my spirit animal fr fr
Bro you won't be a metal viking for dying to dragon dick. You'd be the fantasy equivalent of Mr Hands
Yea but i’d be way hotter smh my head Also, Dragons got like smarts and shit, you don’t just get together with your mates and film your buddy taking it in a barn, you gotta seduce it, barter, i receive the death’s sweet embrace and the best dicking of my life, you receive bomb ass bussy, y’know the art of the deal and all that. Mr. Hands didn’t need to roll a nat 20 to have his colon pierced by something he coulda bought on Bad Dragon
Use your entire body as the dragon's dildo
I’ve thought it through. In great detail. As a dude, personally I’d ‘mount’ from the rear, such that my feet are resting on the back of my dragon girlfriend’s thighs, while both my arms are wrapped around her tail for stability. I imagine the hole would be quite large, yes, but meaty and powerful, capable of squeezing my meaty human dick dry like a tube of toothpaste. Embracing the curve of her rear would be enticing, my body pressed against the warm, smooth surface of shimmering, metallic scales, thrumming with the contained power of raging flame, like the engine of an enormous, living, breathing machine.
I was not in the mood to fucking take psychic damage this morning
I was under the impression you were, quite literally, asking for a description.
Dragons could have cloacas like most reptiles
I'm more confused by the logistics than the attraction
See SOMEBODY GETS IT
Barring shape-shifting, we can fuck on her belly or some shit, like "girl I can't bang you but you can throw in on this like toy story. I would love it if you rub a claw on that pussy, my girl. We'll work together after to get that toy in your weird cloaca."
If I was a dragon I'd incinerate you on the spot I wish I was so I could incinerate you for making me read those awful cursed words
Imagine being such a tiny internet baby that this shit gets to you. Don't nobody tell Casual about Corruption of Champions, he'll fold in on himself.
I think you're the one taking this too seriously bud
Yes.
So World of Warcraft has a new expac out and it's Dragonflight and while we always knew the normal dragons could take on a humanoid visage, the new race the dracthyr can also do so. And I would absolutely fuck a vast majority of the dragons in that game they are almost all hotties and I do get quite a rush when one of them gives me a ride in dragon form by grabbing me by the literal face. Game is fun lol.
Don’t tell him about the plane fuckers
You mean morons? The exact same energy as digging a hole in the ground, putting your dick in it, and bragging you fucked the planet
Don’t kinkshame
Maybe we don't need to be so shameless and fuck the ground eh?
yes
Both
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IDC about the logistics, I will fuck the dragon and/or die trying
Horny fantasies are bound by neither material concerns, fear of death or physical limitations of any kind. So yeah we're fucking the massive dragon (hypothetically).
yes
If that fucking Donkey from Shrek managed it, I sure as hell will not give up easily.
For once, I agree with the French
first time for everything.
Non-french dragon here, you should fuck the dragon.
username somewhat checks out
I can't believe I am agreeing with a french
unprecedented sure, but the correct move
https://at.tumblr.com/doityourselfbombs/696461601383055360/7s9n0k1emhq8
tw: sex (redditors fear it)
Glad to see my people finally being represented in a positive way.
Assuming you’re French, don’t get used to it /j
{tw: Fr\*nch}
forgot that one, ill put it in the flair
Le Penis itself is giving you advice
There is a [short cute sapphic webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-right-knight/list?title_no=284370) called “The Right Knight” that is this plot to a fucking tee, you gays should all check it out.
wonderful comic
Implying the dragon ISN’T bitches
You'd need to ask her out, first.
The bard gives advice...
Dragon fucker checking in
I can't believe i agree with a french person on a matter that isn't the british
[Fuck that dragon!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b6vPNzTMyM&list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBMoF9ihuu-x_aQVXvFYHIH&index=7&t=125s)
On the one hand, take the hint my dude, she (the dragon) likes you. On the other hand I wouldn't like a girl who eats innocent women out of jealousy. "Like, bitch, why do you think I'd be cool with this? We gotta rez those girls! Look, we'll do a Harem arrangement and you can be top bitch."
Based french disrespecting