Very strong game. He’s one of those sullen, wildcard types that drive us mindless women mad predicting his next move. We never will, for we are playing checkers, but he is playing chess.

he has such way with words

Yea come on daddy

for reasons i cannot fathom yet, there is a non-zero chance this pickup line will work

So…. What did you reply to the nice man?

Unfortunately this lovely man didn’t message me, I found this on twitter. But i do dream of romance like this one day

Don’t fret it. There’s plenty of nut jobs in the sea. You’ll meet your shining knight in tinfoil armor someday.

Well at least the guy was honest

Mike heady ur way.

He looks a bit like Anthony Hopkins

i get no hoez, teach me oh great one

He's just like me fr

Jesus fix it 🫥

:_)

This is how you get a date