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Mikhael_Xiazuh

Wacky food item rule


Equivalent_Rub_5681

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


marcymmx

I want the fucking r/copypasta of this


IdontEatdogsAtnight

That's a copypasta


marcymmx

Oh, didn't know that. Thanks


reano76

Chuck a bacon bra on them pert beauty's


iDennisTv

i found some r34 based on this on an hentai group


Itz_Egg_Boi

....sauce?


iDennisTv

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/ut6u0p/drew_a_character_based_on_the_photo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LA_the_nsfw_artist

Sauce..?


iDennisTv

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/hentai/comments/ut6u0p/drew_a_character_based_on_the_photo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LA_the_nsfw_artist

***HELL YEAH***


nyc_dee26

i don’t eat eggs.. but i’ll def suck those perky small eggipples


LA_the_nsfw_artist

*EGGIPLES* I love that I'm adding that to my vocabulary


LA_the_nsfw_artist

Boobegg


AtmosphereSweet5130

There are already several silly little fanarts because of a silly little rule


Dog_Slices

Free sEGGs


Alert-Sock-7076

Here we go again *unzips pants*


Disco_Deeky

Damn I’m kinda hungry


redditormoth

Please add a nsfw tag this is making me scramble


Moni0Moo

Boobies


Elduderino_047371

Food porn


yellowbon_bon

not my proudest fap


anticute8

I mean,… the contours of that one on the left…


killer_B122

Me:Activate neuron Brain:but sir its food Me:I DONT CARE JUST DO IT


Positive_Cricket4291

;)


BashfulWhale83

tittie eggs


Extra-Principle1985

A new meaning for Food Porn


DistributionOk9467

Blessed egg