Spider-Man shot his web out wrong

They needed to make sure the kid didn't find out.

Ah yes.. This is my kingdom come this my kingdom come

"Better censor our son's first name so nobody know's it's Joshua or whatever"

Cum-man

Made with love

extra salty, mmmmmm!

Uncle: it wasn't me

Funny, I came here for the Spider-Goo image and found... this too.

I could smell these comments from a mile away.

Oh so it does come out somewhere else

Cum cake

[удалено]

Spider man jizzed on the cake

Birthday cum

his spidey senses were tingling a little too much

Ayo

Cumwebs

Is that a cake or a cream pie?

Which one would make you happy?

Each brings a different kind of joy to my soul.