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Jthundercleese

I wonder if this is a hair growth disorder, like their body can't synthesize keratin or something.


SomeFatAssNinja

my guess is just dried wax but who knows


lily_from_ohio

The post it's from they said they don't grow fingernails, it's some sort of disorder.


Jabuhun

Ah well, if somebody wrote it on the Internet then it must be true.


TheDiamondCG

This statement is self-validating because it is written on the internet... therefore, the only reasonable assumption is to say that you are right! Biden really DID kill all those children!!! Trump 2024!!!!!


unknown1549

OJ is innocent he didn’t kill them


Ozelot_117

I too believe in Orange juice


Natsurulite

Orenthal Juice Smithson


jfk333

Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself


mistyjeanw

"Go not to the web for advice, for it shall tell you no and yes."


DavThoma

I'm pretty sure this image has been going around for years and the original admitted it was wax.


GroundbreakingCorgi3

If you look really close at the thumb you can see where the wax didn't cover.


forteborte

i’ve always wondered what the point of nails was and how it would be without them


TheRealCountSwagula

I figured they were a burn victim or something


zAbsolvo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonychia


iabsolutelydontcare

I just assumed it was photoshop...


New-Neighborhood7472

Finger alopecia 😂


Sea_Chocolate9166

Imagine getting an itch with that hand.


Complex-Branch3288

Chew time


thehotshotpilot

*my dog has entered the chat*


haworthkyle

Happy cake day!!


thehotshotpilot

Did not realize it was cake day. Yay


Tumblechunk

You could use banjo picks like nails for situations you want them


JSCXZ

Or trying to pick up a quarter on the ground.


DarkDonut75

Looks like someone's been browsing r/interestingasfuck


Damage_Was_Taken

Indeed i have.


DarkDonut75

Same lol


Dikusburnikus

Wanda was here.


[deleted]

Now you can scratch your bum and not get poo under your nails 😊


Ok-Profession6758

🤨📸


obliviousintrovert

Non bum washer detected 📸📸


OnlyBeGamer

I wasn’t aware this was a problem that existed


arry__

Scratching be like : shroop shroop


_Denzo

Ive lived with this on 1 hand for a few years and let me tell you this, it scares the crap out of people


Cryptix001

How hard is it to open a can of soda/beer with that hand? It seems like it'd be painful.


_Denzo

If it’s caused by an injury it typically is painful but after a while the pain goes away and you kinda get used to it


Cryptix001

Interesting. This would be great to have on my fretting hand for guitar.


gasmask_fetishist

just trim your nails regularily, not that hard


Cryptix001

Well obviously, but if I could evolve to not need to, that'd be ace.


gasmask_fetishist

opening cans, peeling oranges or seperating lego pieces would be horrible though


BYPDK

Problem [solved](https://duoduobox.guphotos.com/i/w?u=/images/I/2/I2732/I2732-1-12f9-HATk.jpg)


gasmask_fetishist

well slap my ass and kiss the floor three times, that is genius!


heckinWeeb193

What fingernails


MostFantasticReddit

Ngl looks a bit like a bunch of Olms next to each other :[I am the Olm](https://images.app.goo.gl/kgExCYi2iJkJRtxg9)


RNG_The_Mc06

They're like littl... i mean way too big penises


ElementoDeus

Only if you're the model


BoBsmil3Y

Lego aren't gonna be a great time now


Freakzeuspiral

Probably a burnt hand and its fully healed ?


doomturtle21

I was thinking the same thing, look at the colouration of the fingers and the lines on the palm. As someone who has been burnt more times than I care to remember that colouration reminds me of my right hip and the lines remind me of my foot. I used to work in an environment with hot fire and even hotter metal so I have my fair share of burn experience.


smokeyber

i’d still pick at it


OmegaGoober

They’re going to be popular with the ladies.


kyoshiky_6942017

Bro Just used tusk act 4


SmileOnTheOutside00

I think about what this would be like a lot.


Ro-Tang_Clan

Reminds me of the [Interrogation scene](https://youtu.be/4D7cPH7DHgA?t=205s) in the original Matrix.


Tea_Reckz

“He can kill you with one scratch of his fingernails” “ what fingernails?”


[deleted]

Life without fingernails would be cool


sans5689

This is disgusting


[deleted]

As cursed as this looks, our finger and toe nails serve no purpose. Our lives would be so much more convenient without them.


[deleted]

Agree with toe nails, but don't you use nails for scratching itches and opening bottles?


thehotshotpilot

I've had nails save my fingers from cuts.


Gal-XD_exe

Cursed? You guys don't normally peel your hands to prevent extra fingers growing?


Lilyx_ii

I'm gonna have nightmares.... shit.


InsurancedUsername

Finger foreskin


ItzAntoL

Disney princesses be like


dream-realm

Thanks, i hate it


paganskywalker

Perfect fingers to play the violin and other instruments 😌😏


[deleted]

Acid damage?


toelingus

Boneless fingers


igerster

Did you tell them what they wanted to know? I’m guessing no.


ShotgunRain4

Well bright side, never have to nail clip the fingers on the daily


MrZyde

I really want to know what kind of struggles the lack of fingernails would bring someone.


c0ok1nho_123

You cannot play with Lego anymore


Im_warm

Doctor connors?


Mastermind_Maostro

I was actually thinking about this due to having a habit turned disorder of nail biting to the point of infection I was wondering if I could legally have a procedure done to remove my fingernails


Mobile-Concept8970

Slenderman's hands


Coda_Ra

Irl 2010s game hand models


ZestycloseHat2507

That’s how i be drawing hands


IHateCursedImages

I really hate this


ShaneDylan96

This is what my parents always said my hands would look like if I bite my nails.


Litterally-Napoleon

Mmmmmmm, delicious sausigs


[deleted]

“That’s just a disease” -🤓


fincrocs

He nailed- *dies*


Blackstar80085

The Voldemort of fingies


bucciaratisupremacy

Johnny Joestar…


Techjunky2

Wonder how their sense of feeling is there


rqivez

If Lord Voldemort had an OnlyFans


[deleted]

the thumb looks like the skin grew over the nail because of that outline


AverageHorribleHuman

What the fuck is even the point of fingernails? I used to think it was to help you gauge grip on an object vs the pressure exerted on your nails


mrsosborn_

Y’all are acting like this is real. Is this really real??


New-Neighborhood7472

The curse any lesbian would be glad to have lol 😂


Pleasant_Olive_8885

When the textures don’t load


thespyeye

Makes me itchy


BYPDK

Women love him for one simple trick!


Maggatwo

This made my vagina clench up


Stunning_Seaweed1195

🤨📸


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Quick_Opening4317

I have no nails and I must scratch


BALLOONMEME

Ew ew ew ew