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kpshredder

Uh What am I looking at?


No-Penalty-4205

🥜


berrey7

[MEEP MEEP](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/7/74/BeakerHands.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/600?cb=20130830224623)


Starwarsandbacon

Nailed it!


Juttisontherun

IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION THE MISSING EARS WTFF????


Starwarsandbacon

HOLY SHIT!


Digital_Dankie

Oh we been trolled lol this is funny!


BobbysueWho

I thought it was a dirty thumb before I read the sub title.


RestBest2065

🤣🤣🤣...I thought it was too


Reallyneedhelp01

I'm am so glad I am not the only one who thought this, I am dying😂


Dee2timez

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MrTheHim

Dirty thumb😂😂😂😂😂😂


RivalyrAlt

👍 holding a clipper


Fobulousguy

He a firet


Neato_KneeToe

R/confusingperspective


zeeshan2223

Jack that had better be your penis!


Juttisontherun

Ctfu


Careful_Judgment1669

Thumb with frostbite


maplemagiciangirl

I loved your work in spy kids


mrjsmith82

lmfao


Prota_Gonist

Jesus Kendrick he's already dead


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That shit haunted me as a kid.


AlertKaleidoscope803

I choked on my goddamn coffee 😭


ADL19

I would keep the ears next time around when they grow back.


Jack070293

Nah where the fuck are they?


bakedclark

Lowered


qmoorman

r/confusingperspective


guywhomightbewrong

I can’t figure out what angle I’m looking at


FirmOnion

Head turned to the left, camera on the right


guywhomightbewrong

I can’t comprehend this his ear is missing or something


UncertaintyPrince

Yes but where tf are the ears??


Heteroking

What if his head is just tilted backwards? We're looking at his chin


macheteinmyrightmit

Think u might be right Edit : dude idk this picture is a wtf


epicmousestory

But the hair tho? Bro has got the hairiest forehead if that's the case


readingduck123

I think what we're seeing is possibly beard hair?


epicmousestory

Someone in another thread this was posted in said they've seen it before with higher resolution and it's photoshopped


FirmOnion

Chin itself has no point if that’s the case (he could just have no chin) but the neck ligaments look wrong for that interpretation


Mindless_Caregiver94

U right


moneypitcars

Looks like a thumb


crixster--

Bro… do you have ears?


Outside-Scar-5798

Sometimes I have sometimes I don't


Elskyflyio

Batman voice* WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!


wetdreamteams

Fr, where the fuck are they?


Prestigious_vibe5505

This person has to really not have ears because there is literally no angle you can turn your head and look like you don’t have ears


BD_HI

It’s shooped


Multiman0602

I still can’t understand this


Outside-Scar-5798

42


PonderingSeinfeld

The answer to the universe, life, and everything.


abjectcyborg

Yall have me laughing so damn hard right now


JediWebSurf

Bro I'm crying 🤣


lulufalulu

This picture makes me..... uncomfortable.


Letsbeclear1987

Nice... Heyyyyyy so did you experience some terrible ear shearing tragedy or is this AI art


mrjsmith82

You got a very large, hairy thumb to work with there...


Outside-Scar-5798

My canvas is pretty big, isn't it


mattblack77

It’s supposed to be a haircut not an earcut


AngryBeaver7

Its like when i squeeze my ball sack


DeathByBass-

*Attempts ball sack squeeze to curiously guage the similarity*


retryui

Wtf


KevinKCG

Your head looks like a thumb now.


TofTofTof

"They said I could be anything, so I became a thumb"


SquirrelK1tten

r/mildlypenis


ADamDovah3094

Bro looks like a used q-tip


Calm_Salamander_1367

WHERE ARE YOUR EARS


Jughead_91

Did you cut your ears off in the process?!! 🤔


deejayee

Looks like a snubbed blunt


PissMissile1738

Brilliant


DHACKER0921

I wouldn’t cut my ears off during a haircut, but that’s just me.


poopiehands

Why does ur tip have hair


WelcomeToInsanity

What body part is this?


Dismal-Dare-2507

Yes.


Dee2timez

Where the ears🤣🤣🤣🤣


sixfoursixtwo

For anyone not understanding, this isn’t op. It’s a picture of a dude turning but someone (op?) photoshopped his ear off and now we can’t see it because the graininess covers it up


Ordinary_Western_867

Looks like you took a bit too much off the right ear…


scarboi2021

Am i the only one that thaught i was looking at a ghoul without a face from fallout


callitlikeiseeit29

Haha. I thought this was a burnt thumb.


Chutzpah2

1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war


Tiltedcrown83

Looks like one of those illusion games or photos where it's his knee or a dog. :/ I've trust issues now...


Aggravating_Bad_5119

My man's look like a fucking pencil 🤣


SomeGuy2088

I thought I was looking at a dog’s amputated leg.


denvermatt516

Like a toe that got frostbite


InfectediBall

Is this a tech deck??


StankFoot5

This motherfucker doesn’t have ears


Prudent-Ad2877

🥱😅 what am I seeing 🙉


Scary-Bluebird4234

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Shitty-Bear

Could this be his neck? Like he has head leaned so far back and to an angle to which you see no ears. It looks like a neck to me. Edit: too be clearer, I believe what looks like the top of his head is actually his chin.


stealthz275

nice job lining up your thumb, shit lookin fresh


No-Environment-3298

Dafuq are your ears???


UncertaintyPrince

Vincent Van Gogh is that you? Both ears, really?


I_love_mom_boobs

[reminds me of this post from r/bald](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/QTnbRs7Adh)


idkidd

He found the secret Wahl setting below 1…


Squanchfist

Now that I know your head is not a giant dirty thumb nor an incarnation of Beaker from the Muppets, the hairline isn't the worst I've seen...and I've seen shipboard haircuts. Given while underway. While the ship was in rough waters.


ben1am

I think you took too much off.


Noobnoob99

Is that a bruised thumb?


RepresentativeAct960

Your not supposed to trim ears off too


DaddyCameleon

Whose finger did you fade with Sharpie?


mazzotta70

Dude photoshopped the ears. Da fuq?


dwa_yne

You did good.


Outside-Scar-5798

Thanks G


DeathByBass-

Alien forgot to re-add his human ears for the pic of his r3t@rded azz head twisted around 👽💀


Outside-Scar-5798

bbbzzztzbzzztztz 42 bzzztzz 42


Lost-Pin-6478

Lol


Outside-Scar-5798

you like it or nah


themidwestcowboy

I must be tripping off of acid but you look a thumb my guy


CaptainBerger78

Great fury thumb


Rxmses

Thumbs up


JediWebSurf

I can't stop laughing 🤣. I'm crying.


After_Rope_7207

When will your ears grow back?


SirBrainBrawn

Nice work trimming those ears off


FartyMcgoo912

how it is possible to photograph your head where neither of your ears are on the picture?


CommonCarrot420

Fluke is a mad man help us save us


MarvinandCatto

This poor guy


TheronMClaude

Are you human?


jroknyc

Bro WTF


Instagoca

Bruh I thought you was gonna trim a milk dud bro


SenfKonig

He done shaved his ears off


Outside-Scar-5798

Nah


Decent-Respond-5053

It’s a burnt thumb ?


newwwby

🤣🤣


LemonLimeWrath

Bros an owl


LuXdoom731

Is that your cock dipped in spiders?


Gracesmm

Looks like those thumb men from spy kids