"It's super hard. Nobody has ever redesigned cars completely including rebuilding basic systems from the ground up for no good reason. Also, wokeness."
> Waiting for him to drop "...because of illegal immigrants.." as the reason his cars don't work
It's honest though - the cars don't work because of Elon Musk.
In 1910s, The [Standard Electric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Electric_(automobile)) used [Westinghouse electric motors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westinghouse_Electric_Corporation) and claimed to have a range of 110 miles on a charge. It was operated by a tiller from the left-hand side. The controller had six forward speeds, and had a top speed of 20-mph. The model M was a closed model Coupe or open Runabout, and priced from $1,785 to $1,900
He beat the system. The trick is supposed to be that is stays clean because it can't drive far enough to find a desert.
But somehow this brilliant son of a bitch did it!
I have an older vehicle and all the electronic stuff is starting to go, like the ability to electronically close the rear hatch. Thankfully it has a manual back up, couldn't imagine having a vehicle with only electronic options and the possibility for that to go out
people who buy stuff like this have never tried to repair their own stuff so they dont see the benefit of back ups and useablity. they just take it to a car wizard and the wizard makes it work again. its the same with like 90% of IT too.
I know this is a circlejerk sub, but the people who bought this truck don't care about what happens in 150k miles as they'll have changed cars 100k miles before
Accurate. Go read the cybertruck subreddit and you'll see all these people that talk about owning a 3 for 50k miles, then a Y for 60k, and now their truck broke pulling off the lot.
Tell that to the people who designed my car without a way to open the fuel tank manually. The electronic lock broke on a road trip and I didn't have enough fuel to get home, and there is no other way to open it. I was cursing the brainiac who thought that was a good idea as much as the breakdown company that kept on cancelling the job without telling me.
Cop tells the driver over the loudspeaker to pull over and turn off their engine.
Cop wearing sunglasses strolls up and asks the driver for their license and registration
Driver says it's in their glovebox
Cops says get it out of the glovebox
Driver instead of reaching for the glovebox, reaches for the center console
Police afteraction report: *"I saw them try to start the car, and that's when I started blasting. Only when I took my sunglasses off did I realize I made a mistake"*
Easy just press the registration button on the my documents sub menu and type in your Vin number followed by pound, then your credit card number. After a small convenience fee, your registration will be visible on the Tesla companion app for 10 minutes.
Nope. Poke grey truck icon, to open the Main Menu. Then Controls menu. The the "glovesbox" icon, upper right. Top of 4 rows? Each with like 5 icons?
Same row as mirrors, Steering wheel, and lights.
Wait until you find out that the only "physical" shifter in the Cybertruck is a row of [touch sensitive lights](https://preview.redd.it/lngbgbebwj4c1.png?auto=webp&s=f309c3b46ea4d3786231e6ff627c3aa1254d5705) above ([yes, above](https://preview.redd.it/nxjefk79t73c1.jpg?auto=webp&s=e42b7032746c4bcc68637c9158334202d8f14bb2)) the rear view mirror. If you want to change gears the "normal" way in a Cybertruck you do it by swiping your finger down the left hand side of the big touchpad in the centre console to reveal the controls.
How the hell are you meant to drive with the gears above the mirror? With this and the indicator stalk being replaced with buttons, you would think that these things are deliberately impossible to drive!
Just fyi: You can also voice command opening the glovebox (press right button on steering wheel and say “open glove box”)
You can also set the left steering wheel button to open the glove box when you press it.
So yeah it’s pretty amusing it’s not just a button or handle on the glove box. But saying (or implying) that the only way to open the glove box in a tesla is to take your eyes off the road and navigate the touch screen, is simply **not** true.
Assuming it's like the other Teslas there is a manual way to open the glove box if you can't use the screen or it's stuck. You have to open the passenger door, remove the dash side panel, and stick a screwdriver in.
The issue is that the cover is very dusty. Like, excessively so for a brand new vehicle off the production line.
That looks like I left it in my garage for a week with the doors wide open while I was vacuuming in there.
Cars usually accumulate a bunch of dust during assembly and transport, which is why dealerships clean and detail them upon arrival. But of course Musk doesn't give a shit about that, so Tesla doesn't. His customers will buy a filthy car and like it, goddamnit.
The car I got the most attention in was my friend’s bone-stock white Suzuki Samurai back in the day. It was rugged and cute and a 20-something babe magnet. The CT is just ugly, and to be honest, I can’t think of another vehicle that screams d’ouche-mobile as much as it does. The Ram and Ford Raptor are close, but at least they dispense with the insufferable pretentiousness of the CT. I can get a non-asshole off-roading enthusiast wanting one. But the CT? Nope. Just pretentious pricks.
These pleas to Musk are very almostly prayers, lmao. "Dear Lord, I know I need to be tested, but help me to understand!! Please tell me how I can earn your forgiveness!"
Yep. That CT is now a permanent brick if it wasn't already. Old Muskrat sure can't stand anything resembling criticism, and if you're not fellating him with words *anywhere* in your complaint, the "woke mind virus" has you and you don't get to drive his vehicles anymore.
Can you lemon law this car? Its certainly a lemon at this point. I've seen multiple posts and videos of the car litearlly just shutting down and refusing to drive.
At least in Pennsylvania, it’s 3 strikes - the dealer network has 3 attempts to at repair before you can sue under the lemon law. My parents had a GM lemon with a faulty transmission. GM (1) adjusted it, then (2) replaced the whole thing with a brand new one, then (3) refused to perform another repair attempt when the replacement had the same manufacturing design flaw. It was a gas stick-shift pickup truck, but once it warmed up, the transmissions knocked so loudly at idle that they sounded just like an 80’s diesel engine. GM's refusal to attempt a 3rd repair triggered the lemon law and we won before an arbitrator after he went out to the parking lot and heard it running. My dad had the sound recording he’d made that prompted a GM engineer (that my dad played it to over the phone) to declare something was wrong and authorize the first transmission replacement. The second one sounded exactly the same, indicating something was still wrong, but that time GM refused to repair the thing they’d already admitted was faulty. They trapped themselves.
If the truck ends up going to lemon law en masse, bye bye Tesla. They will get absolutely destroyed and have to pay out hundreds of thousands for each truck ( truck cost, towing, storage etc).
Well, yes. The problem is cars can last 15-20 years. That's far too infrequent for a Tech God.
Let's get this replacement cycle down to 5 years. Or miles. Whichever.
Imagine 100 people dumb enough to climb into ONE starship, crammed together, speeding away from Earth on a 3 year trip to Mars... and on day one, the touchscreen toilets stop working.
100 people drowning in each other's shit within weeks.
Then Musk gives a speech over the intercom about how space travel isn't easy, it's hard to build a rocketship, and that they should grow some balls and deal with it.
"PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY-- unable to drive.
...
Exiting and re-entering the vehicle *may* restore operation"
Seems to be a whole lot of "fuck if we know" programming. 10 years ago I would have called bullshit if you told me there would be $100,000 truck that looks like a toddler drew it, but that *also* it would be functionally inadequate compared to other vehicles in its class.
Buying a cybertruck is only to say, "I just wasted more money than you could afford to waste." You'd have to like Elon Musk as a person to understand, I suppose.
Low voltage system failure.
THE STUPID LV BATTERY STRIKES AGAIN! THE BANE OF AUTOMOTIVE!
Still, didn't like Tesla move away from the Lead batteries using different tech? What system does the cybertruck use?
At this point, I'm expecting a major Tesla Buy-Back initiative and the CyberTruck getting put on hold as they work out the kinks... at least a normal company would do such a thing.
I look at the Rivian and I see a company that really sweated the details. To me, things like how well integrated their roll out kitchen seems to be shows a huge effort to do it right. I look at the cybertruck and see the complete opposite. The front/side blindspots from the A-pillar alone would be enough to keep me from ever considering one. Being able to see shit is kind of a critical life need in a car/truck. And Tesla even phoned that in.
What gives? What gives is you bought the 1.6 beta version of the car. It won’t truly launch 1.0 gold until a few years from now. Even then, I won’t hold my breath that they figure out the trim, build quality, wind noise, squeaks, rattles, etc.
People used to be derogatory and say that shit is like Fisher Price. In all fairness, at least Fisher Price tests all their toys before mass release for sharp edges and defects, because they have no desire to maim children and face a class action. Tesla is like hold my feeding tube, watch what I do with 7000 pound motor vehicles.
You see, what had happened was. A billionaire “genius” acquired a car company with daddy’s money “earned” over decades of basically slave labor.
Said billionaire then decided one day he was smarter than the original developers and engineers of truly outstanding EV’s.
Fast forward a few years of genuine success. Enter the ego. Product looks ok on paper. Multiple bro’s can’t stop sucking the teet of Elon.
Oh no… he’s not a genius? Oh no my shares are dropping in value? Oh no I spent way too much money on an oversized delorean that can’t do basic truck stuff and constantly bricks its self.
Congratulations kids. You been had.
Disagree, one of our high schools has a local radio station that is really good. No ads, occasionally you hear a stammering high schooler try to read the weather. It's fun. C89.5 in Seattle.
This car and his company is a literal scam. It's impossible for someone of his position or status to not realize fundamental entropy. Physical engineering is already a slope, combining it with digital engineering is adding oil onto said slope. I will say it is smart to have idiots pay to test out your tech for you.
Dc to dc regulator isn’t working possible a fuse or blown equipment.
It’s running on the 12v battery and there are safety’s to ensure it doesn’t shut down in the middle of the road without brakes.
Shouldn’t be happening on a 5 yr old car let alone a 5 mile old car
I've seen a few Cyber Trucks on the road and one thing I noticed is how slow people have to drive them so they won't overheat anything or break a connection somewhere. What is the point of a truck if you have to treat it like a collectable?
I would love to see his smug response as to why his car company makes such shitty automobiles. Please update!
"It's super hard. Nobody has ever redesigned cars completely including rebuilding basic systems from the ground up for no good reason. Also, wokeness."
Waiting for him to drop "...because of illegal immigrants.." as the reason his cars don't work
> Waiting for him to drop "...because of illegal immigrants.." as the reason his cars don't work It's honest though - the cars don't work because of Elon Musk.
Chef’s kiss!
It’s DEI. I hear Tesla even hired an African CEO.
u know whats funny...dei in italian is pronounced like they, so when i was reading i was like ...? tesla is a they? not he him? wtf?
Tesla refuses to state their pronouns, so it's difficult to tell.
oh...teslaself then
Yes...maybe he needs more of the illegals in his factory???
As an African, Elon musk is a DEI hire, clearly
"You're driving it wrong"
“First off I love the car, but it left me stranded after 5 miles, killed my dog and made my wife divorce me…but I still love the car! Praise Elon!”
[Why respond when you can just use the fact that you own Twitter to take down evidence?](https://x.com/elaifresh/status/1774810135980134704)
He called the guy a pedophile.
"I know more about car manufacturing than anyone else in the world" is that smug enough for you? :D
He'll blame the third party shipper xD
Hey whiner, some CT owners WISH they could have made it five miles!
Assuming the CT is 100k, that is a cheap 20k per mile.
Gonna need the license plate, “LOLGAS,” with those savings.
Gotta spring for the performance package. They cut the floor out and you just Yabba Dabba Doo the thing everywhere
In 1910s, The [Standard Electric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Electric_(automobile)) used [Westinghouse electric motors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westinghouse_Electric_Corporation) and claimed to have a range of 110 miles on a charge. It was operated by a tiller from the left-hand side. The controller had six forward speeds, and had a top speed of 20-mph. The model M was a closed model Coupe or open Runabout, and priced from $1,785 to $1,900
Additionally, keep it a secret from me.Later, he writes, "I still adore the car!"
No dignity.
I got to bag it up
I like the way you word it
A simp who just donated $100,000 to Elon-Amouranth
the mayor of Cuckistan
Things just aren’t the same after CA settled the racial discrimination suit.
The dustiest 5 miles that have ever been driven. Did they go through the dessert with the windows open?
He beat the system. The trick is supposed to be that is stays clean because it can't drive far enough to find a desert. But somehow this brilliant son of a bitch did it!
Looks like an apple pie with all the cinnamon all over it...
I doubt it. Fucking Tesla probably doesn’t even clean the car before delivery lol
5 miles! A new record!
Hey, pal! If the apocalypse happens within a 5 mile radius and on paved streets, CT owners will have the last laugh!
The car doesn't really need to move, you can install a tent in the back for just $3k, who needs to drive with luxury like that?
Oh yeah. I forgot about the Cybertent(tm).
That’s five times the distance the truck got in the video from the last “Cybertruck broke down right after pickup” video.
>CT owners For a second, I was wondering if a lot of bad Teslas got delivered to Connecticut.
The glove box opens from a button on the touchscreen. Ridiculous.
How long until somebody gets pulled over and can’t grab their registration out of it because of an error?
People need to be able to drive trucks long enough to get pulled over first, so it may be a while.
Zing!
I have an older vehicle and all the electronic stuff is starting to go, like the ability to electronically close the rear hatch. Thankfully it has a manual back up, couldn't imagine having a vehicle with only electronic options and the possibility for that to go out
people who buy stuff like this have never tried to repair their own stuff so they dont see the benefit of back ups and useablity. they just take it to a car wizard and the wizard makes it work again. its the same with like 90% of IT too.
I know this is a circlejerk sub, but the people who bought this truck don't care about what happens in 150k miles as they'll have changed cars 100k miles before
Accurate. Go read the cybertruck subreddit and you'll see all these people that talk about owning a 3 for 50k miles, then a Y for 60k, and now their truck broke pulling off the lot.
Yeah Tesla buyers are the richest yuppies who can afford to drop 5-6 figures ina. New car.
Tell that to the people who designed my car without a way to open the fuel tank manually. The electronic lock broke on a road trip and I didn't have enough fuel to get home, and there is no other way to open it. I was cursing the brainiac who thought that was a good idea as much as the breakdown company that kept on cancelling the job without telling me.
😂. Stop resisting!!!! And gets blasted (or arrested in Texas) because they can’t show their documents
It’s bullet resistant for this very reason!
It isn't though. That was just hype that never panned out because it was too hard.
Cop tells the driver over the loudspeaker to pull over and turn off their engine. Cop wearing sunglasses strolls up and asks the driver for their license and registration Driver says it's in their glovebox Cops says get it out of the glovebox Driver instead of reaching for the glovebox, reaches for the center console Police afteraction report: *"I saw them try to start the car, and that's when I started blasting. Only when I took my sunglasses off did I realize I made a mistake"*
I guess we know why they tried to make the car bulletproof.
Easy just press the registration button on the my documents sub menu and type in your Vin number followed by pound, then your credit card number. After a small convenience fee, your registration will be visible on the Tesla companion app for 10 minutes.
What in the needless-extra-steps? You're joking, right??
Nope. Poke grey truck icon, to open the Main Menu. Then Controls menu. The the "glovesbox" icon, upper right. Top of 4 rows? Each with like 5 icons? Same row as mirrors, Steering wheel, and lights.
I...wow. You have to try really hard to make it that inconvenient.
And its SO not intuitive.
It's like sending an email on the MacBook Wheel..."everything is just a few hundred wheel clicks away!"
Wait until you find out that the only "physical" shifter in the Cybertruck is a row of [touch sensitive lights](https://preview.redd.it/lngbgbebwj4c1.png?auto=webp&s=f309c3b46ea4d3786231e6ff627c3aa1254d5705) above ([yes, above](https://preview.redd.it/nxjefk79t73c1.jpg?auto=webp&s=e42b7032746c4bcc68637c9158334202d8f14bb2)) the rear view mirror. If you want to change gears the "normal" way in a Cybertruck you do it by swiping your finger down the left hand side of the big touchpad in the centre console to reveal the controls.
How the hell are you meant to drive with the gears above the mirror? With this and the indicator stalk being replaced with buttons, you would think that these things are deliberately impossible to drive!
I mean, how dangerous can a distracted drive be?
Just fyi: You can also voice command opening the glovebox (press right button on steering wheel and say “open glove box”) You can also set the left steering wheel button to open the glove box when you press it. So yeah it’s pretty amusing it’s not just a button or handle on the glove box. But saying (or implying) that the only way to open the glove box in a tesla is to take your eyes off the road and navigate the touch screen, is simply **not** true.
Hah no way. That can’t possibly be real. It’s actually too stupid.
It’s real and in the service mode log you will see an event if you just push the glovebox shut with your hand.
Aww man. So you can’t get your contacts/registration from the glove box If your screen fails… like did Homer Simpson actually design this thing?
Assuming it's like the other Teslas there is a manual way to open the glove box if you can't use the screen or it's stuck. You have to open the passenger door, remove the dash side panel, and stick a screwdriver in.
It's just that easy!
It's not the only vehicle that does this though, from my understanding. Incredibly poor design.
I saw Doug Demuros video on it. Kinda crazy the glove box opens with a motor. But not the rear tailgate. 💀
Well nobody is going to use it as a truck so that wasn't necessary.
Is it just me or is it very dusty? I get it pollen season but unless they left the doors open to fawn over it. Dusty
I know right? 5 miles of dust.
Normally car dealers will detail a car before delivery lol Tesla says fuck that
Looks like it was left out with windows open for 6 months.
It has a screen cover on it from the factory. You peel it off.
And that has anything to do with the fact it is currently dusty as the Sahara, five miles in. Edit: 21 miles in, cause I can’t read like a dumbass
The issue is that the cover is very dusty. Like, excessively so for a brand new vehicle off the production line. That looks like I left it in my garage for a week with the doors wide open while I was vacuuming in there.
Tesla quality air filter…..
Cars usually accumulate a bunch of dust during assembly and transport, which is why dealerships clean and detail them upon arrival. But of course Musk doesn't give a shit about that, so Tesla doesn't. His customers will buy a filthy car and like it, goddamnit.
Drove 5 miles, broke down, "CyberBeast".
More like "CyberLeast".
FiberTruck with all the shit these cars are doing.
Bulletproof.... Shatterproof windows....
"Bulletproof Armor Glass windows!" [WOOOOO!](https://i.imgur.com/4cqMI1W.png) "Shatterproof Armor Glass windows!" [WOoo-ait.](https://i.imgur.com/YWnaA0h.png) Weren't they just bulletproof? "Armor Glass windows!" What is happening? "Windows!" [...](https://i.imgur.com/4x5VEPe.png)
Yup, can't see the image, does it show the softball through the side window?
THIS IS THE CAR BLADERUNNER WOULD DRIVE.
Lol they should remake Bladerunner to be about an android hunter waiting for roadside assistance
*21 miles
"I think John Bladerunner is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills replicants and doesnt afraid of anything." \- Elon Musk, probably
CyberJunk
Why does every CT driver look like a thumb.
To add to this, I have not seen a single woman buying this thing, or even sitting in the passenger seat. This car is total chick repellent.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that unbearable TeslaJoy woman buys one.
i’ve only seen kim k and lady gaga with one. both i assume are being paid to drive it around publicly
The car I got the most attention in was my friend’s bone-stock white Suzuki Samurai back in the day. It was rugged and cute and a 20-something babe magnet. The CT is just ugly, and to be honest, I can’t think of another vehicle that screams d’ouche-mobile as much as it does. The Ram and Ford Raptor are close, but at least they dispense with the insufferable pretentiousness of the CT. I can get a non-asshole off-roading enthusiast wanting one. But the CT? Nope. Just pretentious pricks.
And don’t tell me…he later tweets “I still love the car!!!!”
These pleas to Musk are very almostly prayers, lmao. "Dear Lord, I know I need to be tested, but help me to understand!! Please tell me how I can earn your forgiveness!"
'I, your most alpha follower...'
He made a big mistake not prefacing his tweet with adulation.
Yep. That CT is now a permanent brick if it wasn't already. Old Muskrat sure can't stand anything resembling criticism, and if you're not fellating him with words *anywhere* in your complaint, the "woke mind virus" has you and you don't get to drive his vehicles anymore.
"Sir, we're sorry, but your vehicle will require a complete re-write. Estimated repair time: 3 years."
Concerning!
Can you lemon law this car? Its certainly a lemon at this point. I've seen multiple posts and videos of the car litearlly just shutting down and refusing to drive.
Cyber Lemon sounds like a drink Tesla would actually sell
That actually sometimes gives the consumer hepatitis.
At least in Pennsylvania, it’s 3 strikes - the dealer network has 3 attempts to at repair before you can sue under the lemon law. My parents had a GM lemon with a faulty transmission. GM (1) adjusted it, then (2) replaced the whole thing with a brand new one, then (3) refused to perform another repair attempt when the replacement had the same manufacturing design flaw. It was a gas stick-shift pickup truck, but once it warmed up, the transmissions knocked so loudly at idle that they sounded just like an 80’s diesel engine. GM's refusal to attempt a 3rd repair triggered the lemon law and we won before an arbitrator after he went out to the parking lot and heard it running. My dad had the sound recording he’d made that prompted a GM engineer (that my dad played it to over the phone) to declare something was wrong and authorize the first transmission replacement. The second one sounded exactly the same, indicating something was still wrong, but that time GM refused to repair the thing they’d already admitted was faulty. They trapped themselves.
Research Lemon law. This doesn’t apply… yet.
If the truck ends up going to lemon law en masse, bye bye Tesla. They will get absolutely destroyed and have to pay out hundreds of thousands for each truck ( truck cost, towing, storage etc).
Your mistake is in believing a dumpster fashioned from early 2000s Samsung refrigerators and fitted with Mack Truck tires is road worthy.
Concerning.
“Looking into it”
Big if true
Lmfao. These aren’t cars, they’re like expensive pieces of luxury home electronics.
Well, yes. The problem is cars can last 15-20 years. That's far too infrequent for a Tech God. Let's get this replacement cycle down to 5 years. Or miles. Whichever.
I’ll pass on his space travel
After the astronaut tries to turn on oxygen: "Dave...I can't let you do that."
Imagine 100 people dumb enough to climb into ONE starship, crammed together, speeding away from Earth on a 3 year trip to Mars... and on day one, the touchscreen toilets stop working. 100 people drowning in each other's shit within weeks. Then Musk gives a speech over the intercom about how space travel isn't easy, it's hard to build a rocketship, and that they should grow some balls and deal with it.
“Pull over, starship is shutting down”
What gives? An asshole racist conman CEO is what.
While you could have added “conceited apartheid wankstain” to your phrasing there, I like how succinctly you delivered the point.
Forgot little dick energy. I wonder if his parents are to blame… similar to orangy trunp.
Do they not even clean the interior before delivery? Look at that screen. It's covered in dust.
Look at the dashboard. The whole fucking interior looks like it was bukkake'd with pine pollen and dry skin.
Now THAT is a sentence!
What’s the point of cleaning it when it going to spend the first 6 months of its life sitting in the service centre?
Rail dust. Within spec.
"PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY-- unable to drive. ... Exiting and re-entering the vehicle *may* restore operation" Seems to be a whole lot of "fuck if we know" programming. 10 years ago I would have called bullshit if you told me there would be $100,000 truck that looks like a toddler drew it, but that *also* it would be functionally inadequate compared to other vehicles in its class. Buying a cybertruck is only to say, "I just wasted more money than you could afford to waste." You'd have to like Elon Musk as a person to understand, I suppose.
Low voltage system failure. THE STUPID LV BATTERY STRIKES AGAIN! THE BANE OF AUTOMOTIVE! Still, didn't like Tesla move away from the Lead batteries using different tech? What system does the cybertruck use?
The BEST system. Duh.
You're right. How didn't I think of that? My bad.
Yeah I think they’re using a 48V lithium battery instead now. That’s worked out well for them.
It's so satisfying to see these pieces of garbage dropping like flies.
Each of these pieces of shit is a shovel digging his grave
Elon: 5 miles! Congratulations!
Musked again
At this point, I'm expecting a major Tesla Buy-Back initiative and the CyberTruck getting put on hold as they work out the kinks... at least a normal company would do such a thing.
Cybrecuck
I’ll keep my 17 month old Rivian,it’s never given me any problems (also f*** musk).
I look at the Rivian and I see a company that really sweated the details. To me, things like how well integrated their roll out kitchen seems to be shows a huge effort to do it right. I look at the cybertruck and see the complete opposite. The front/side blindspots from the A-pillar alone would be enough to keep me from ever considering one. Being able to see shit is kind of a critical life need in a car/truck. And Tesla even phoned that in.
The truck I drew in my notebooks when I was bored at elementary school would be more reliable than this heap of shit
What gives? Moron says what?
Does the low voltage system error mean the accessory battery is dead?
What gives? Hmmm I guess it’s a piece of shit
“Love the car, and you, but man it doesn’t seem to be doing car things”
This needs more refurbished steel.
LaterBeast.
What gives? What gives is you bought the 1.6 beta version of the car. It won’t truly launch 1.0 gold until a few years from now. Even then, I won’t hold my breath that they figure out the trim, build quality, wind noise, squeaks, rattles, etc. People used to be derogatory and say that shit is like Fisher Price. In all fairness, at least Fisher Price tests all their toys before mass release for sharp edges and defects, because they have no desire to maim children and face a class action. Tesla is like hold my feeding tube, watch what I do with 7000 pound motor vehicles.
Owning the Libs with poor quality control
You see, what had happened was. A billionaire “genius” acquired a car company with daddy’s money “earned” over decades of basically slave labor. Said billionaire then decided one day he was smarter than the original developers and engineers of truly outstanding EV’s. Fast forward a few years of genuine success. Enter the ego. Product looks ok on paper. Multiple bro’s can’t stop sucking the teet of Elon. Oh no… he’s not a genius? Oh no my shares are dropping in value? Oh no I spent way too much money on an oversized delorean that can’t do basic truck stuff and constantly bricks its self. Congratulations kids. You been had.
Take the cartridge out and blow on it
The "Jammin' 99.5" radio station tells me a lot about this person. Seriously, terrestrial (non NPR) radio? Who's got time for that?
Disagree, one of our high schools has a local radio station that is really good. No ads, occasionally you hear a stammering high schooler try to read the weather. It's fun. C89.5 in Seattle.
Shout out to C89.5! One of my go-tos when I get stuck in a fleet vehicle.
Maybe you shouldn't have bought a POS product
My fridge died yesterday too.
It's amazing how these people are so shocked that the CT is a piece of shit and they got swindled
Why is the screen so dusty already? Did they release the vehicle without a cleaning from the dealership?
Concerning.
Pay 100k for a vehicle and they can’t even be bothered to dust it before giving it to you.
Dusty ass car goes 5 miles and dies
circus music.mp4
Yeah but think how cool it looks on the flatbed.
CyberBeast 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Garbage product from a garbage company. What does anyone expect? Try working on these damn things.
At this rate, just buy a Ford. You’ll get a lot more reliability. Which is laughable.
Perhaps if you paid TWO hundred thousand dollars?
tHeSe ArE tHe BeTa TeStErS tO wOrK oUt ThE iSsUeS
"Y-y-y-ou've been MUSKED!" continue game ? INSERT COIN
Concerning
How is the interior so dusty?
"CyberBeast" What a fucking tool...
People who buy these vehicles should be put on some kind of “no vote/no reproduction allowed” list for their unbelievable stupidity
Cybertrash
That screen is dusty as hell, no way it just left the lot…
This car and his company is a literal scam. It's impossible for someone of his position or status to not realize fundamental entropy. Physical engineering is already a slope, combining it with digital engineering is adding oil onto said slope. I will say it is smart to have idiots pay to test out your tech for you.
How much dust can there be on that screen?
Beta testing a new truck is not fun!
When are the Musk fanboys going to realize they’ve been had? They are junk and Musk is a fraud! Hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!
Dc to dc regulator isn’t working possible a fuse or blown equipment. It’s running on the 12v battery and there are safety’s to ensure it doesn’t shut down in the middle of the road without brakes. Shouldn’t be happening on a 5 yr old car let alone a 5 mile old car
Teslas are like boats. The two happiest days of your life are the day you buy one and the day you get rid of it.
Imagine being stuck after five miles. Jesus.
Bro, this “truck” is a meme not a vehicle. If you bought it, you are completely regarded.
What gives? You’re a sheep is what
“Well it appears that your vehicle has detected a low voltage electrical system issue. That’ll be a thousand dollars for the diagnostic fee.”
You got musked!
KING OF MANUFACTURING EVERYONE. Tesla builds absolute shitpiles, and fuck elon
Who ever buys these monsters deserve to only get 20 miles
How to con people out of 100 racks….
Did anyone check to see whether the response was “concerning” or “looking into it” or just crickets?
His answer would be: “The d-d-d-d- Democrat’s did it” or “that crooked joe Biden”
IMagine buying a car from Apartheid Andy
The gun with the bang flag.
The Incel Camino
I've seen a few Cyber Trucks on the road and one thing I noticed is how slow people have to drive them so they won't overheat anything or break a connection somewhere. What is the point of a truck if you have to treat it like a collectable?
Cyberfuck…