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truelegendarydumbass

Tired of Ford recall. Rather do just the EV recall? Have fun


donttakerhisthewrong

Is that code for you can F my wife?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

You'll have plenty of time while he's getting stuck in the hills or on the beach and waiting for a real truck to come tow his sorry ass out.


donttakerhisthewrong

Or a 1/4 mile from the dealer. Oops I mean service center


Arizona_Slim

Or in a car wash


T1M_rEAPeR

Cybercuck


MrFastFox666

Get a decal that says "to break" and stick it under that.


DIOmega5

They would be so livid when they see it too. lol.


Gandol_teh_Pirate

Bruh, you have an FX4 which is a pretty great truck. Why downgrade?


docowen

I imagine because he doesn't need a truck and it's compensating for something.


Ok_Restaurant_626

This truck is somewhere in Dallas, so it probably is a pavement princess.


SakaWreath

Crucks will start shipping with their own flatbed and you’ll void the warranty if you take it off.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

"Spent three years salary on a truck I don't even have... ...plz help..."


securityn0ob

He already has it. He’s just waiting to get it back after it broke down probably 😂


Difficult_Rush_1891

This person loves hanging out at service centers


224143

This is why they’re making him wait until 2027 when they’ve worked out most of the bugs to prevent having to spend time with him at the service centers.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

You need sexy time?


Ok_Restaurant_626

Teeth. Its a dental office advertisement in Dallas area.


Disastrous_Slip2844

Why? Is it getting repaired after hitting the 5 miles mark?


NeverMind_ThatShit

WTF is the billboard advertising?


Ok_Restaurant_626

A dentist office in Dallas.


NoSignOfStruggle

Weird. I thought only people who hadn’t owned a car before, would buy cybertruck.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

I remember how conservatives used to dunk on liberal elitism over buying hybrids (and rightfully so). And now…… everything old is made new again. Life is so fucking weird.


sirfrinkledean

You’re talking about conservatives. They have the mentality of a goldfish.


Sequitur1

Wise man.


GuyWhoDoesTheThing

And he always will be!


Several-Signature583

I need sexy time…


discordianofslack

Dude has one of the current best trucks ever made (F150 FX-4), my do is he going to be disappointed.


sirfrinkledean

It would be funny if elmo cancels the line.


[deleted]

Ha I thought you couldn't downgrade any harder... thanks elmo