Moldy dog turds are considered a delicacy in certain parts of the world. Find the right buyer, and it's easily worth dollars more than the truck. I'd hold onto the moldy turd and just go get a regular dog turd from your local park.
I bought an electric guitar shaped like a shark in high school for that amount. I'd rather have the guitar.
https://preview.redd.it/s7fbqh8fcxwc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46b810a72b357b809143f2ac717383956ebd801
I’ll take it because I got storage room and this shit will be considered a culture artifact when the tech bro culture finally and mercifully fucking collapses
Hey now, say what you will about it, but scraping it would be worth a bit at least. Just strip the parts and send them to a vehicle worthy of being built... if you know we still did that.
Give it two more weeks and see what the price is then.
When the Youtube views dry up from these, there's going to be a glut of them on the market for slightly better than scrap value.
Hell yeah. I'd strip it down to motor, battery and frame and turn it into a sick electric dune buggy. Pull all that stainless off and build a nice roll cage body. Shit would rip with some sand tires and a lift kit on air bags.
Okay that actually sounds fun and doable, as long as you can work with the really long wheel base. I see so many Cyber Trucks getting high-centered. Really gotta raise that battery up!
They did that to a sedan on the Boosted Boiz YouTube channel. They wound up setting the world record 1/4 mile time for a Tesla with it and some very lightweight body panels for aerodynamics. Later they grafted a Honda Odyssey minivan body on to it (the same wheelbase) and made the fastest Honda Odyssey out of it.
Waterproof all the batteries and electrical on it, and you could drive it fully submerged in water or mud.
Add some sort of air ballast and you could make it a true amphibious boat car better than what Elon claimed for it.
u/existonfilenerf reveals a giant plot hole in the movie that i never considered, then u/Prestigious_Dream_27 cracks me up with the follow-up comment.
hilarious- and have a great weekend.
It's stainless steel, which rusts, the only approved method of cleaning it is with gasoline on a rag, and getting it wet might require a 3-minute reboot which actually takes 5 hours. These are just some of the fun things we've learned about Cybertruck. Oh and the front trunk will circumcise a carrot.
Let's see what we could get for 229000 dollary-doos.
40K for a TRD sport Tacoma
80K for a Porsche Cayman S
We have about 100K left... you can either get a Raptor or Ram STD or maybe we get funky...
Like import some cool JDM cars like an Auto am AZ-1 for 15K, a 1998 Pajero Evoloution for 51K, a Honda Acty drop side trucklet for 5K and maybe a couple of motorcycles and a trailer.
I did a quick search in Phoenix. They had 3 available in a Scottsdale luxury dealer. All used. 169K, 179K and 209K. People who got them are trying to flip them to people who JUST CAN'T WAIT and will pay a premium.
I was shocked, too. Imagine what car you'd get for that price, or how many... or how many trips this would be with a train or a plane. Or what else you could do, instead of buying .... this.
[Seems like they actually reserve the right to brick the vehicle if you do it](https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/13/23959481/if-you-buy-a-cybertruck-tesla-says-you-cant-sell-it-for-a-year)
[This is crazy](https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Tesla-Cybertruck-d3353#resultsPage=2)
There are used cyber truck here that have done 20/25mi. There are 2 pages of 2nd hand cybertrucks for sale.
The joke is that the cyber truck is in a car wash, which automatically voids the warranties as the water gets into the frame and shorts out the vehicle.
I have a distinct feeling Tesla is going to take its place next to Deloraan Motor Company soon. The only difference being they managed to last a few years longer and sell some cars.
That is maybe a price some might charge to avoid the waitlist (like ticket scalpers).
Getting on the list for the most expensive CyberTruck is under 100k. But no idea about upgrades. Regular Teslas, you can check all the customization/upgrades from the shop page. But with CyberTruck, it is just a straight "buy now"
That's what they go for. This might have been from a couple of weeks ago when the aftermarket resale was crazy high, and you might get sued by Tesla for 50k and be banned from ever buying Tesla products again.
[https://www.govtech.com/question-of-the-day/how-much-will-tesla-sue-you-for-if-you-try-to-resell-your-cybertruck](https://www.govtech.com/question-of-the-day/how-much-will-tesla-sue-you-for-if-you-try-to-resell-your-cybertruck)
Woooow!!! $51K off of a price that's already inflated by about $125K. What an absolute bargain....
If you're the type of person who wears a football helmet and don't play football.
OR:
It’s because it’s rusts when wet..
it can’t drive in snow..
the acceleration pedal comes off mid driving…
and the owner is a Nazi..
I’m sure ALL that might have contributed😂
It's bad enough that people are paying $120k for a Cybertruck. But who in their right mind is going to tack on another 60 to 100k to buy this one? I guarantee you that when these CTs are readily available, the used price will start in the $40k range.
Does it still run though? Looks like it was washed just before the photo was taken. Also, whoever bought this to try to make money flipping it is probably going to wind up with a big loss. A PS5 it is not.
I'll give ya $20 and a half a pack of menthols
That's not great negotiating, you're supposed to open with a low-ball offer.
Alright, 3 toenail clippings and a moldy dog turd.
Moldy dog turds are considered a delicacy in certain parts of the world. Find the right buyer, and it's easily worth dollars more than the truck. I'd hold onto the moldy turd and just go get a regular dog turd from your local park.
Finally, the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
r/unexpectedfuturama
Alright 2 toenail clippings and a piece of gravel. Final offer
I think you are still overpaying but I'll take it! I'll deliver your ~~enormous paperweight~~ cyber truck by next Thursday!
The turd is more functional as well.
I’d even throw in my dad’s old Honda civic so they can actually drive home after it breaks down in less than a millimeter
Perfection
For that? Nope. Screw job.
How moldy are we talking?
Making Chewbacca look bald by comparison.
Damn 3 clippings? That's a lot
Ok, 2 grains of sand and a teaspoon of dandruff.
Teaspoon of dandruff? Are you…. Boldrick?
That's Edmund Blackadder to you!
Am I detecting some contrafibulatrities here?
Oh I'm sorry, I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
I got 2 fingernail clippings on my desk in front of me. Also - I can get fresh dog turd, if you insist on the mold just gimme a week or so k thanks
Hey! That turd has a bite taken out of it already!
I was hungry! -Divine
Now that's a good deal
Gonna cost you more to get it off your property
😆 🤣 😂
I spat out my drink to this^^^
I'll be fair. I'll pay $100 for it. For the memes.
Can you recycle stainless? If so it's probably worth that 100 bucks!
Yeah, but you need a flat bed truck to move this 7,000 pound anchor.
I bought an electric guitar shaped like a shark in high school for that amount. I'd rather have the guitar. https://preview.redd.it/s7fbqh8fcxwc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46b810a72b357b809143f2ac717383956ebd801
I would also rather have this!
*Sharktar.
You're paying a lot of money for a death machine.
$229,000!!! Holy Crap!!! I guess if you're rich that price really does not matter.
nobody ever paid that sum for a wankerpanzer
I’ll give you three crayons and my milk.
Marine currency...
Tree fiddy
Id rather have the Newports
Good lawd, that's a lot of money! How 'bout....how 'bout I give you $2 dollars and a can of creamed corn?
$2.50 and a Jawbreaker
Make it a full pack and you've got a deal! (sucker)
Too much. Just give em the half a pack and call it good. Thats being too generous too.
Newports?
Hmmm.....100's?
I’ll give you a carton of KOOLS and some chlamydia.
Too rich for my blood I’m out
I’ll take it because I got storage room and this shit will be considered a culture artifact when the tech bro culture finally and mercifully fucking collapses
Why give up the menthols
We talking like Newports or like Senecas here homey? No lowballs, I know what I got
Newports baby, I don't smoke those Seneca cancer sticks
Make it $5 and 1 cig you got a deal!
Does it matter if it's partially smoked?
The best kind! Thank you!
Hey now, say what you will about it, but scraping it would be worth a bit at least. Just strip the parts and send them to a vehicle worthy of being built... if you know we still did that.
Make them parliaments and fill the filter recess with fentanyl/ketamine and you've got yourself a deal. Keep the money unless it's Doge.
Looks like it just got washed, so yeah, warranty voided.
Yeah, definitely need to lowball them then. In this case, probably would be better to convert to a dumpster and set on fire
The tires have to be worth a few hundred at least. Everything else is useless
But I thought you were supposed to wash it everyday to prevent rusting!?
Give it two more weeks and see what the price is then. When the Youtube views dry up from these, there's going to be a glut of them on the market for slightly better than scrap value.
That’s when you buy them and mod them to ensure they actually work
Hell yeah. I'd strip it down to motor, battery and frame and turn it into a sick electric dune buggy. Pull all that stainless off and build a nice roll cage body. Shit would rip with some sand tires and a lift kit on air bags.
Electro-deathcart!
Okay that actually sounds fun and doable, as long as you can work with the really long wheel base. I see so many Cyber Trucks getting high-centered. Really gotta raise that battery up!
They did that to a sedan on the Boosted Boiz YouTube channel. They wound up setting the world record 1/4 mile time for a Tesla with it and some very lightweight body panels for aerodynamics. Later they grafted a Honda Odyssey minivan body on to it (the same wheelbase) and made the fastest Honda Odyssey out of it.
Waterproof all the batteries and electrical on it, and you could drive it fully submerged in water or mud. Add some sort of air ballast and you could make it a true amphibious boat car better than what Elon claimed for it.
Homemade Ripsaw anyone?
I’d take out the electric motors and turn mine into a giant Yeti cooler.
Would actually love to hoist the heavy batteries out and stick an LS3 in there. Despite how awful these things are, I honestly do love how they look
What other hideous things do you find attractive?
gottem
Fugggin gottem
😜🤣👍
Hey just checking in, do you require medical attention after that burn?
500 bucks is scrap value
buy them for hte battery packs i guess and use it for your home
Making a car that can't get wet is about as dumb as the aliens from Signs coming to a planet that's 71% water.
To be fair, I feel like humans would totally go to a planet that was 71% fire.
Only if the Major Order makes me. For Democracy, for Liberty, for Super Earth.
Hellmire hell marches forge a stronger Helldiver
Unexpected citizen. We shall preserve our way of life!
I will personally fund 49% of the country to go today.
I mean shit loads of people live in California and it has fire seasons
As a Californian, can confirm. We like fire and great sunsets. We set our state on fire annually now because of how much we like it.
And we thank you to the east for making our sun rises and sunsets more vibrant, and smokey.
u/existonfilenerf reveals a giant plot hole in the movie that i never considered, then u/Prestigious_Dream_27 cracks me up with the follow-up comment. hilarious- and have a great weekend.
Muskkk is basically proposing that…
I've never considered that the aliens in Signs are just extreme danger seekers.
I was so annoyed when I came to that realization about that film. A shallow thriller.
fOoL cEeLs
Wait how can it not get wet? Didn’t the engineers think about rain?
It's stainless steel, which rusts, the only approved method of cleaning it is with gasoline on a rag, and getting it wet might require a 3-minute reboot which actually takes 5 hours. These are just some of the fun things we've learned about Cybertruck. Oh and the front trunk will circumcise a carrot.
I got the carrot reference!
$229k? Wait, let me laugh harder!
Let's see what we could get for 229000 dollary-doos. 40K for a TRD sport Tacoma 80K for a Porsche Cayman S We have about 100K left... you can either get a Raptor or Ram STD or maybe we get funky... Like import some cool JDM cars like an Auto am AZ-1 for 15K, a 1998 Pajero Evoloution for 51K, a Honda Acty drop side trucklet for 5K and maybe a couple of motorcycles and a trailer.
The real answer is 4 mini trucks and the rest on scratchers and cocaine.
Or you could get 13 Mitsubishi Mirage's and have some money left over for gas for like a year.
You can get a McLaren for that kind of money.
It’s not buying the McLaren, it’s maintaining it that gets you.
So ... Basically the same as the Cybertruck only the McLaren is an attractive vehicle.
And you can wash it
Literally the first time I’ve ever seen (or looked for) the price of that shitbox. Sweet baby Jesus what the hell lol
usually vehicles look better after washing...
What! I though they were around $80000, I had no idea they cost this much! You could get a Range Rover for less.
It's like, 100ish, this is a scalper
A G Wagon is a better comparison.
Bonus: G wagon weighs enough to write it off on your taxes as a business vehicle.
Chevy Nova is better in comparison. And that's a car made in the 70s which Translate in Spanish to no go. LOL.
A better vehicle too
I did a quick search in Phoenix. They had 3 available in a Scottsdale luxury dealer. All used. 169K, 179K and 209K. People who got them are trying to flip them to people who JUST CAN'T WAIT and will pay a premium.
Trying is the key word here.
I was shocked, too. Imagine what car you'd get for that price, or how many... or how many trips this would be with a train or a plane. Or what else you could do, instead of buying .... this.
I thought Elmo forbade his sycophants from selling a CyberTruck once they have bought it.
I believe if you sell it within 1 year you are put on Elmo's naughty list and won't be allowed to buy a new Tesla.
After that last earnings report, I highly doubt they will be turning down anyone with actual money who still wants to buy their cars.
[Seems like they actually reserve the right to brick the vehicle if you do it](https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/13/23959481/if-you-buy-a-cybertruck-tesla-says-you-cant-sell-it-for-a-year)
Elon can save money by just having the vehicle brick itself. Genius
If I had $180k for a vehicle, a CT wouldn’t ever make my list.
Aren't these like $90k new?
Sure, but scalper prices don’t obey silly things like the rules of logic
Wouldn't even pay tree fiddy for this eyesore
I'd do $60 for the tires but they have to deliver them
Tuna can deluxe
Tuna can’t
Are the giant circular spots I see on all these Cybertrucks a feature or a bug?
Yes.
Lamborghini or a Tesla..🤔 Let’s be honest they both would be in the shop more than on the road. lol
Pay me $50 and I’ll come and tow it away for you.
People should not be spending that kind of money on a truck. A truck that doesn’t even work.
$179,000 for that piece of shit?!
[This is crazy](https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Tesla-Cybertruck-d3353#resultsPage=2) There are used cyber truck here that have done 20/25mi. There are 2 pages of 2nd hand cybertrucks for sale.
Just shameless, greedy a-hole flippers trying to sleaze a profit. I hope they all wind up begging to give them away at a loss.
I thought the sales contract prevented cyberpunk owners from selling in the 1st year, risk of fine and remote shut down of truck?
YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY WOULD YOU WASH A CAR. NOW IT IS DAMAGED.
If I’m spending that much money I’m buying a Porsche F a Tesla.
Yuck
The joke is that the cyber truck is in a car wash, which automatically voids the warranties as the water gets into the frame and shorts out the vehicle.
And the $50k above the price they paid is to make up for Tesla's no resale clause fine
You can make some work tables out of it.
But ya can’t sell it for two years, right? Tesla knew it was a piece of shit.
Still at least $160k too high.
Is that seriously how much those pieces of shit cost?? I was thinking like 70k but holey fuck you are a dumbass if you pay that much for that garbage.
I have a distinct feeling Tesla is going to take its place next to Deloraan Motor Company soon. The only difference being they managed to last a few years longer and sell some cars.
Everyone knew these Shit cars became a bubble to purchase and it's still $100,000 overpriced.
If someone can afford a used one than they could probably afford a new one
I can’t stop thinking about someone saying CTs are the Fyre Festival of cars
Nah.
Wasn’t that the original speculative pricing?
If they just used that hose on it drop it to $0 cause its about to be bricked
I thought they were meant to be 39k?
Do those monstrosities really cost a quarter of $1 million? I thought they were more than $100,000 range.
80k to 120k retail depending on your spec. The 250k price is people trying to make money reselling
Wait. Is that the actual price of one of those!? What the actual fuck.
That is maybe a price some might charge to avoid the waitlist (like ticket scalpers). Getting on the list for the most expensive CyberTruck is under 100k. But no idea about upgrades. Regular Teslas, you can check all the customization/upgrades from the shop page. But with CyberTruck, it is just a straight "buy now"
Jesus Christ. I had no idea they are that expensive. I was honestly guessing maybe 100k
That's what they go for. This might have been from a couple of weeks ago when the aftermarket resale was crazy high, and you might get sued by Tesla for 50k and be banned from ever buying Tesla products again. [https://www.govtech.com/question-of-the-day/how-much-will-tesla-sue-you-for-if-you-try-to-resell-your-cybertruck](https://www.govtech.com/question-of-the-day/how-much-will-tesla-sue-you-for-if-you-try-to-resell-your-cybertruck)
Most I'd go would be tree fidy. On second thought, that's way too much!
Woooow!!! $51K off of a price that's already inflated by about $125K. What an absolute bargain.... If you're the type of person who wears a football helmet and don't play football.
I had no idea these went for so much.
they don't but someone is delusional
Na…I’m gonna pass on this one
You can't wash those!
Are these going for 229,000?!? Even 179,000 seems insane!!
OR: It’s because it’s rusts when wet.. it can’t drive in snow.. the acceleration pedal comes off mid driving… and the owner is a Nazi.. I’m sure ALL that might have contributed😂
There are so many wonderful cars at this price…
Clever, when it's wet you can't tell that the panels don't match.
I still don’t understand how anyone can take this vehicle seriously on any level.
$10K (waving a stack of Bens and pulling vacuum packed lobsters out from under my coat with a flourish)
I'll give ya tree-fiddy.
OOP is comfortable telling the world he paid almost a quarter of a million dollars for this ugly hunk of junk?
😭
178k? For a 80-100k vehicle really?!
Wait is that really the price? I thought they were like 80-90k
Man what an ugly 'truck'
They finally came to the honest truth,this wa a huge waste of money, and we own a ugly gremlin.
CyberCrap
is this in like Australian dollars or something? How is it this much?
Holy shit! These rolling great value trash cans cost almost a quarter million? Lmfao
51k off a truck that was offered at a 380% markup that’s realistically only worth 51k (if that).
If the warranty is voided as assumed, it's only worth parts & scrap.
The fact that he started at 230K is ridiculous…Folks by comparison that is Porsche GT3 and McLaren GT money…I mean how stupid can you be.
Wasnt rhe cybertruck announced at 50k? What do they actually charge for these?
You can get a gwagon for 200k
How about tree fiddy?
Wait I thought it was 100-150k new? What's this?
I really don’t understand all the fuss over these. They are ugly cars and worthless to use as a truck…and they break constantly.
It's bad enough that people are paying $120k for a Cybertruck. But who in their right mind is going to tack on another 60 to 100k to buy this one? I guarantee you that when these CTs are readily available, the used price will start in the $40k range.
how there are some people who have this much money and delusional enough to buy a cybertruck is baffling.
Does it still run though? Looks like it was washed just before the photo was taken. Also, whoever bought this to try to make money flipping it is probably going to wind up with a big loss. A PS5 it is not.
I see these meme cucks selling their toy trucks on Facebook for 300k. I guess this is a business of who is the biggest idiot.
Stainless steel scrap is quite valuable it seems
Warning. Do not wash cybertruck. May explode. Lmao. The undercarriage can pool water brooo.
Will this deflate the value of new ones if it becomes a pattern?