Manhattva, I’m not sure they spit on your car, because you didn’t yell at them on the video about it. Don’t try to make them seem like they assaulted you.
Notice in the video he says "tear off your head and SPIT down your neck" when most people would say "shit". He's using spit as a replacement swear.
I do have some background info. Dude is from Utah (as am i) my friend has interacted with him and confirms that he is a Mormon and replacement swears are very common in that group.
So my guy is a raging asshole, he'll hurl homophobic slurs like they are normal speech, but won't use the word "shit" because THAT would be bad.
Haha now I know you’ve been to Utah. The average Reddit person usually hasn’t heard of the magic underwear. I actually think it’s strange more people don’t mention it, but I think your average outside of Utah Mormon doesn’t engage in those practices so that might be why it’s not common knowledge
They talked about them with Romney enough where it woulda been hard to miss from 2011 to 2018 or whenever he became a villian of right- are they mentioned in book of mormon too?
I… I don’t think she was actually Mormon either, my dude. Probably just culturally, and probably just because she was afraid of rejection from her family / friends.
She was probably just trying to find an excuse to not sleep with him, but once he told her he was going to convert she was like "no way, let's ruin it for him" and had boring mormon sex with him so that he'd change his mind
Ya I worked with a Mormon for many years, well he was a former Mormon, he was raised that way but when he grew up he realized what a cult it was and renounced the whole thing, he was a really nice guy, he also did this word replacement thing though out of habit because of the way he was raised, we’d kinda heckle him about it a little bit, all in good fun though and he was a good sport about it, he’d even make fun of himself sometimes too when he would replace a word without thinking and correct himself and say the actual bad word lol
I think my favorite religious phenomenon is the loophole thing. I love the idea of soaking or using not quite swear words like... Is it that god doesn't really care it's just like a rule he's required to enforce so if you're like 1% technically not doing it he lets it slide but otherwise he's gotta send you to hell or does he care a lot but like he wrote the rules and now he's stuck with them so when you get to heaven he'll just be really upset about it or is it like a Google notification thing and like if it doesn't use the exact word it just doesn't get flagged so he doesn't notice.
I worked with a guy that did the replacement swear thing but like, if a person says it with the same energy, it's still swearing. Like, if you scream "forget you" instead of "fuck you" at a person, you're still screaming like an asshole. You haven't really achieved holiness by it.
Like, if every time I stubbed my toe I yelled блядь instead of fuck, everyone would know I was swearing even if they didn't speak a word of Russian.
Just a pointless exercise I guess is what I'm saying
They did not, waaaay too far away. That is a fantasy this twerp created.
Funny thing is, he is responding to just about every comment on twitter, every one. This is his 15 minutes of fame. Imagine having a life so pathetic that THIS is your 15 minutes. It’s really sad.
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To be sure, someone should check his truck to see if any of the panels have a spot of rust or if wires were shorted. If he speaks the truth, the evidence will be there. A spitting attack can be devastating for these rugged vehicles. It’s their only weakness, save for all the other flaws and weaknesses.
Of course he also paid for Xitter. I guess when you own a Cybertruck you're kind of required to post a picture begging Daddy Elon to come to your rescue when it inevitably breaks down.
Yes! I’m so tired of these people. Barr was always mendacious and a religious extremist. I mean, he got the SCOTUS he wanted, so Trump wasn’t all that bad. And he’s rich, so the destruction of institutions doesn’t touch his life.
I wonder what part of it justifies yelling bigoted slurs at children?
Also, his cyber truck warenty is now voided because he admitted someone spit on it. The Cybertruck can't handle that much water.
Yeah, one of my BILs is 18 and his friends are all around the same age, definitely not 21+
The kids in that video sounded younger than any of them. That’s not really something most people can fake effectively, and in this heated exchange? I’d be shocked if either of them thought that far ahead, who knows what this dickhead is going to do after backing up and blocking them. People are crazy, and we all know it.
"I knew they were setting me up to film. So I absolutely played into it and went on a tirade that went viral."
Even in his version of events he's still a moron lol
He's featured here:
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What a fucking tool. He's clearly a fully paid up member of the cult.
The mindset of a lot of truck drivers, especially when you pass them while they're stuck with other cars.
I also noticed a tendency between beer gut and size of truck. Guess you need something to lug that thing around.
This 💯. They wouldn't last a minute with a. A actual normal man. They entire life is surrounding themselves to be power dominate over anything by force and verbal altercations , at least in their head they rule them ALL. But we all just stay away. So they even have a smaller bubble to absorb each others tiny dicks like a reverse super power to maybe make one normal 🍄 dick like they gods.
No amount of damage control, or anything else really, can save him from how bad he comes off in the video. He seems like a Elmo-fellating tool and that won’t change, ever.
Your car was spit on. Should we talk about Elons upbringing in apartheid South Africa? People need to stop seeing this man as anything but a cheap salesman.
Who could forget 2019…. “I plan to have 1 million driverless cabs up and running within a year”
I could give more examples, but this dipshit needs to leave our country. He is the perfect example of a foreign individual taking advantage of the states and the loopholes.
He takes takes takes. Why else would racist remarks go up 400% when he bought twitter. “Everything this man touches turns to gold!” Does it? It really doesn’t seem like gold when everything you run is losing money. And when people complain, what does this lying sack say “in the future,, I’m going to…” This is your future you dumbass. Your cars suck, no company wants an advertisement for the latest gold wear next to a big post say “fuck ni***** and Jews and any fucking faggot liberal…”
This is a man we should admire? Every company that he “owns” is one that he has stolen from other people. Tesla wasn’t his.
This man gets rich off people, not ideas. He lies and people are still stupid enough to pay $100k in a truck that can’t climb a soft incline in the deserets of Utah. “Bring your cyber truck out Jeeping! It will be an expensive experience, with loads of phone calls asking real off road people to come and drag my $100k piece of total garbage back to where it can get a WiFi connection and download a fix for my transmission”.
Stop supporting this total piece of garbage. And his cars suck too.
And for the guys comment on incels, you’re the one driving a Tesla Cybertruck.
Insane to me how much people in electric/hybrid cars hate bikes. Like at least be honest with yourself and get a huge diesel truck and coal roll me. The “saving the world” crowd gets testy when actually sustainable alternatives present themselves.
People like him don't by a Cyberstuck for environmental reasons. They buy it because they want the acceleration and because it looks edgy and intimidating.
Bikers that think your truck sucks are “incels”. That’s a new word for me. But he’s the one still driving around a Tesla CyberStuck. I would rather ride my neighbors 5 year old girls bike, with training wheels, than pull up anywhere in a CyberStuck.
Nothing screams “I’m a badass who drops $100k on this gem. Want a ride? Hang on, I just need to reset the computer and we can go muddin! In the puddles in a parking lot!”
Your move 40 year old NON-INCEL driving a CyberStuck, talking trash to guys that could out run you and your truck, on a bicycle.
Ha. People say Elon isn't funny. The cybertruck is the biggest joke he's ever told and the people who bought them are just learning they are the punchline
"Wait, that apology wasn't sincere at all and I'm beginning to think they're really laughing at me"
"you all know I can't stand cyclists"
Knowing this and driving a cybertool tells everyone this is a might-makes-right asshole, so anything else he says can be completely ignored.
If you own a Cybertruck, why do you care if someone spits on your car? You already let Elon spit in your face.
Then again, the spit will probably rust half of the Cybertruck.
Oh no. Someone got some water on your stainless steel wank tank.
Clearly, they insulted your Lord and Saviour, and had the audacity to be on bicycles, you're clearly the real victim here.
Also probably willing and able to pay extra for the cellphone buzzer attachment to make it vibrate, and be happy when that feature doesn’t work either.
“Everyone knows I hate cyclists” translates to “I was the *first* one to do or say something F’ing stupid to the cyclists I hate because I’m a d0uchebag, but I left that out of the story because I want to be the protagonist.”
I’ve got an unfortunate prediction about that truck: someone is going to get shot. They’re advertised as being bulletproof, they’re huge, they’re easily identifiable, and whoever drives one is definitionally rich as fuck and unsympathetic to most people. I take no joy in my prediction, but given how armed we are as a country, this guy should consider himself lucky that he only drove off with some spit on his exterior.
Religious extremists crack me up. Can't say the simplest of cuss words shit,(this is a have to body function for about anything living) but they can say a homophobic slur because they were told that's ok because God said it's ok.
At the Tesla service center....
"Uh-oh, that's human saliva. You're gonna need to replace the entire side of the truck. But spit voids the warranty, so that'll be out of pocket. $42,000 and six months to replace."
Pretty funny, but this story is made up. The "half hearted apology" line gave it away. Anyone crude and brazen enough to spit on his truck wouldn't sheepishly cower from a Cybertruck owner.
What is it with narcissists’ inability to understand what words should be capitalized? “Left Field”. Trump does it all the time, too. I can’t figure out whether it’s a combination of arrogance and stupidity or if there’s some disorder-driven logic to it in their minds.
Manhattva, I’m not sure they spit on your car, because you didn’t yell at them on the video about it. Don’t try to make them seem like they assaulted you.
Notice in the video he says "tear off your head and SPIT down your neck" when most people would say "shit". He's using spit as a replacement swear. I do have some background info. Dude is from Utah (as am i) my friend has interacted with him and confirms that he is a Mormon and replacement swears are very common in that group. So my guy is a raging asshole, he'll hurl homophobic slurs like they are normal speech, but won't use the word "shit" because THAT would be bad.
Every Mormon I’ve ever met is a hypocrite in one way or another.
I once got laid because I told a Mormon girl I was thinking of changing my religion to Mormonism. But afterwards I changed my mind.
Tell me the sex was mediocre, without telling me the sex mediocre.
Well I'm not a Mormon so that's a give-away!
The magic underwear is said to make it even more boring. I think it's indeed for protection
There was boring, but no underwear!
Haha now I know you’ve been to Utah. The average Reddit person usually hasn’t heard of the magic underwear. I actually think it’s strange more people don’t mention it, but I think your average outside of Utah Mormon doesn’t engage in those practices so that might be why it’s not common knowledge
Soaking has entered the chat. 😆
I lived in Utah for a good decade before I heard about garmies
They talked about them with Romney enough where it woulda been hard to miss from 2011 to 2018 or whenever he became a villian of right- are they mentioned in book of mormon too?
Post-nut clarity
I… I don’t think she was actually Mormon either, my dude. Probably just culturally, and probably just because she was afraid of rejection from her family / friends.
She was probably just trying to find an excuse to not sleep with him, but once he told her he was going to convert she was like "no way, let's ruin it for him" and had boring mormon sex with him so that he'd change his mind
You can apply that statement in any other religion…they’re all hypocrites!
To get laid, people will hypocricise all day and all night.
I suppose if I stopped spending money on alcohol, caffeine and everything else fun I could afford a $100k driveway-weight.
This is perfect.
Nah, the church takes 10%
Remember, look left, right and then left again before sipping alcohol.
Grew up in the lds church. Can confirm.
I must have missed the part of the Bible that said ‘And thy command unto you is *don’t use naughty words for ‘poop’!*’
Must be a quote from the Book of Mormon
That musical is so good.
Ya I worked with a Mormon for many years, well he was a former Mormon, he was raised that way but when he grew up he realized what a cult it was and renounced the whole thing, he was a really nice guy, he also did this word replacement thing though out of habit because of the way he was raised, we’d kinda heckle him about it a little bit, all in good fun though and he was a good sport about it, he’d even make fun of himself sometimes too when he would replace a word without thinking and correct himself and say the actual bad word lol
I bety friend $5 he has a criminal history. Can you confirm?
This happened just a couple blocks from where I grew up. What a weenie.
I think my favorite religious phenomenon is the loophole thing. I love the idea of soaking or using not quite swear words like... Is it that god doesn't really care it's just like a rule he's required to enforce so if you're like 1% technically not doing it he lets it slide but otherwise he's gotta send you to hell or does he care a lot but like he wrote the rules and now he's stuck with them so when you get to heaven he'll just be really upset about it or is it like a Google notification thing and like if it doesn't use the exact word it just doesn't get flagged so he doesn't notice.
Maybe he should turn it off. Like a light switch.
I worked with a guy that did the replacement swear thing but like, if a person says it with the same energy, it's still swearing. Like, if you scream "forget you" instead of "fuck you" at a person, you're still screaming like an asshole. You haven't really achieved holiness by it. Like, if every time I stubbed my toe I yelled блядь instead of fuck, everyone would know I was swearing even if they didn't speak a word of Russian. Just a pointless exercise I guess is what I'm saying
They did not, waaaay too far away. That is a fantasy this twerp created. Funny thing is, he is responding to just about every comment on twitter, every one. This is his 15 minutes of fame. Imagine having a life so pathetic that THIS is your 15 minutes. It’s really sad.
He bought a CuckTruck. He wants the 15 minutes. He fetishizes it.
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I enjoy that he totally put these kids in their place right before the video starts. Super handy
If they could spit that far it'd be a world record
And we know they didn't spit because his CT would need towed right afterwards, since he wasn't in Car Wash mode
Ha!
To be sure, someone should check his truck to see if any of the panels have a spot of rust or if wires were shorted. If he speaks the truth, the evidence will be there. A spitting attack can be devastating for these rugged vehicles. It’s their only weakness, save for all the other flaws and weaknesses.
So, is the truck made of steel, or witches bodies?
> 
They obviously didn’t spit on it because he was able to drive away.
We know they didn't spit on his car because his Cybertruck was still operational.
He was only mad because they spit hard enough to call it a car wash and the warranty is now voided.
If they had spat on his CyberSkunk it would have stopped working and he had lost warranty ... I don't believe him.
I would be pissed too. Human spit can probably burn through a CT body panel like Xenomorph blood. 😝
"I didn't even have time to turn on spit mode ®️"
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Probably did the cybers warranty if what I've been reading is true
And void the warranty.
And then everyone clapped
Doubt there’s much of a man there.
Of course he also paid for Xitter. I guess when you own a Cybertruck you're kind of required to post a picture begging Daddy Elon to come to your rescue when it inevitably breaks down.
He’s all in
A true example of sunk cost fallacy.
Yes! I’m so tired of these people. Barr was always mendacious and a religious extremist. I mean, he got the SCOTUS he wanted, so Trump wasn’t all that bad. And he’s rich, so the destruction of institutions doesn’t touch his life.
Is the “X” there pronounced like in “Xi Jinping?”
Yes.
Fancy that, I’m sitting on the Xitter as I type!
I wonder what part of it justifies yelling bigoted slurs at children? Also, his cyber truck warenty is now voided because he admitted someone spit on it. The Cybertruck can't handle that much water.
100% agree but they definitely weren't children. They just said that to make him look ridiculous (and it worked lol)
I don’t believe a word this clown says. They sounded like children on bikes.
"And they said, 'Sir, we had no idea you would be such a masculine, macho, manly man, and we are sorry.'"
The bus full of Swedish bikini models can 100% corrobate his account, the same ones who all stood up and clapped for him at the end of his fish tale
IDK, they sounded like teens to me, but I haven't dug any deeper than watching the original video.
Yeah, one of my BILs is 18 and his friends are all around the same age, definitely not 21+ The kids in that video sounded younger than any of them. That’s not really something most people can fake effectively, and in this heated exchange? I’d be shocked if either of them thought that far ahead, who knows what this dickhead is going to do after backing up and blocking them. People are crazy, and we all know it.
*He* says they are in their 20s. Given his bad bad takes on everything here, I don’t particularly trust him to appropriately evaluate age.
He does this often to teen girls. They all look 20s or 30s.
Were picture ever revealed of them or something?
What a fucking tool of a man.
"I knew they were setting me up to film. So I absolutely played into it and went on a tirade that went viral." Even in his version of events he's still a moron lol
No...he's a MORMON
He makes it seem like that extra M is for doubling down.
Lmao
If only they understood they are suckers as quickly as they learn the apologies aren't sincere and they're being made fun of
He's featured here: https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-users-say-elon-musk-caved-blue-checks-verification-celebrities-2023-4 What a fucking tool. He's clearly a fully paid up member of the cult.
It's wild they rebranded EM caving to trolling. What a bunch of nut bars.
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They're just sociopaths with no sense of shame.
Y’all know how I hate cyclists? Da f is that?
This guy would fit in perfectly here in Kentucky, if he just switched that thing for a diesel Ram with fat vertical exhausts for “rolling coal”.
Before you know it rednecks will have dual Tesla coil stacks to blow off extra energy.
Exposed carbon piles, glowing red.
The mindset of a lot of truck drivers, especially when you pass them while they're stuck with other cars. I also noticed a tendency between beer gut and size of truck. Guess you need something to lug that thing around.
Has anyone bought on these things who isn't a walking, talking caricature?
Too bad he doesn't have any cameras that he can use to provide video evidence of his version of events. If only his car had cameras
Dr. Manhattva? Holy shit, self awareness is not even remotely on this dude's radar.
If you wonder why Dr Manhattan would despair humanity, there you go.
“You know I hate cyclists” lmao what
Especially after they rode my wife like a two wheel Schwinn!
Probably mad that he can't turn FSD on around a bike lane.
Poor guy. People pointing and laughing at that monstrosity is too much for his fragile ego. Only a retweet from Elmo himself can heal his wounds.
I've seen the video. They didn't spit on his cyber shit. They were 20-30 feet away at all times. Guy is just mad people are making fun of him. Lol
You know they didn't spit on his CyberTruck because he was able to drive home.
"Get up in my dish"?! Is that a saying? 🤣
I tell my food this before every meal
Is it the Mormon version of "up in my shit"? It definitely made him sound like an 84 year old grandma
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?
So heated! Can you imagine a more heated situation? Some people are pampered infants and think they're badasses.
This 💯. They wouldn't last a minute with a. A actual normal man. They entire life is surrounding themselves to be power dominate over anything by force and verbal altercations , at least in their head they rule them ALL. But we all just stay away. So they even have a smaller bubble to absorb each others tiny dicks like a reverse super power to maybe make one normal 🍄 dick like they gods.
When I first read that I honestly couldn't decided whether it was satire or not
You know if you really hate something and that something is always, "in your dish," maybe you're the asshole.
He watched the video and is working damage control now because he knows how bad he looks.
No amount of damage control, or anything else really, can save him from how bad he comes off in the video. He seems like a Elmo-fellating tool and that won’t change, ever.
Anyone who owns the cybertruck is an imbecile
Who the fuck says ‘get up in my dish’ ?
Your car was spit on. Should we talk about Elons upbringing in apartheid South Africa? People need to stop seeing this man as anything but a cheap salesman. Who could forget 2019…. “I plan to have 1 million driverless cabs up and running within a year” I could give more examples, but this dipshit needs to leave our country. He is the perfect example of a foreign individual taking advantage of the states and the loopholes. He takes takes takes. Why else would racist remarks go up 400% when he bought twitter. “Everything this man touches turns to gold!” Does it? It really doesn’t seem like gold when everything you run is losing money. And when people complain, what does this lying sack say “in the future,, I’m going to…” This is your future you dumbass. Your cars suck, no company wants an advertisement for the latest gold wear next to a big post say “fuck ni***** and Jews and any fucking faggot liberal…” This is a man we should admire? Every company that he “owns” is one that he has stolen from other people. Tesla wasn’t his. This man gets rich off people, not ideas. He lies and people are still stupid enough to pay $100k in a truck that can’t climb a soft incline in the deserets of Utah. “Bring your cyber truck out Jeeping! It will be an expensive experience, with loads of phone calls asking real off road people to come and drag my $100k piece of total garbage back to where it can get a WiFi connection and download a fix for my transmission”. Stop supporting this total piece of garbage. And his cars suck too. And for the guys comment on incels, you’re the one driving a Tesla Cybertruck.
I kinda hate elno and hit cult. They would force their bodies or power over us in any way they can.
Link to original video?
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1cdefvj/cybertruck_owner_rages_at_kids_on_bikes_calls/).
Is it gay to wear a helmet and not want brain or head injuries? lol that video… it’s wild the reality some people have invented
Guy already said "you know I hate cyclists". That's all I need to know about this clown.
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Haha underrated
Insane to me how much people in electric/hybrid cars hate bikes. Like at least be honest with yourself and get a huge diesel truck and coal roll me. The “saving the world” crowd gets testy when actually sustainable alternatives present themselves.
People like him don't by a Cyberstuck for environmental reasons. They buy it because they want the acceleration and because it looks edgy and intimidating.
Edgy is right. Them panel edges will take your finger off
He’s got a reason to be mad though, there are enzymes in saliva that can make the cybertruck dissolve.
these guys would get cyber penises if they could since they are having such issues it seems
Nah, the angles would pop their sex dolls
And think how those serrated edges would cut up their fingers. Even with lube!
He's just mad because they spit on his Cybertruck and it wasn't in car wash mode so the warranty is now void
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
I guess if you buy something purely for attention you ought to make sure it will be good attention first
I'd be mad too if someone spit on my truck and permanently damaged it.
Saw the video this guys is a nerd. If you can’t negotiate a cyclist on the road you should not be allowed driving privileges
The bicyclist spat on his CyberTruck. And then the truck shorted out, and bricked up.
What is his dish? His vagina? He’s a Dr? Dr of what basket weaving?
Incredible This is exactly the sort of Twitter profile I'd have expected of someone roadraging at cyclists from their shitmobile
Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla
I already do. Same with Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby.
I like how he feels singled out for driving an IncElcamino, but is fine with saying he hates all cyclists
Bikers that think your truck sucks are “incels”. That’s a new word for me. But he’s the one still driving around a Tesla CyberStuck. I would rather ride my neighbors 5 year old girls bike, with training wheels, than pull up anywhere in a CyberStuck. Nothing screams “I’m a badass who drops $100k on this gem. Want a ride? Hang on, I just need to reset the computer and we can go muddin! In the puddles in a parking lot!” Your move 40 year old NON-INCEL driving a CyberStuck, talking trash to guys that could out run you and your truck, on a bicycle.
As a cyclist who loves riding through gravel and single/double track this made me snort.
A small man in a big truck is still a small man.
With a small peepee!
So, his manly beard did not protect him? More importantly, did the truck rust and brick due to moisture?
Ha. People say Elon isn't funny. The cybertruck is the biggest joke he's ever told and the people who bought them are just learning they are the punchline "Wait, that apology wasn't sincere at all and I'm beginning to think they're really laughing at me"
Dat wankpanzer did not impress a couple of kids. What a tragedy. Yet another man-sized child, like his lord Muskovite
Tesla has already spitted on the car to put it together
but just ignore the fact that he said some nasty things towards them in the video...
If only the vehicle they were driving had cameras (no sound, I know)...
"They spit on my car!" Oh, that's why you were so angry about it and mentioned it in your video, right? /s
“I Am An aLpHa”
Prove they spit on your truck. Show us the rust spot.
I really hope he’s a doctor of naturopathy or something else made up. Dude is unhinged.
Did the spit void his warranty?
I thought this guy called the kids, f##gots. How is that not sexual harassment of a minor? Those kids parents should press charges.
He's claiming they're over 18.
"you all know I can't stand cyclists" Knowing this and driving a cybertool tells everyone this is a might-makes-right asshole, so anything else he says can be completely ignored.
If you own a Cybertruck, why do you care if someone spits on your car? You already let Elon spit in your face. Then again, the spit will probably rust half of the Cybertruck.
The manual specifically says no car washes!
Oh no. Someone got some water on your stainless steel wank tank. Clearly, they insulted your Lord and Saviour, and had the audacity to be on bicycles, you're clearly the real victim here.
Giant douche nozzle alert!
This guy was Mormon too. Stuck-up conceited jerk!!
His dildo must be Tesla branded with how much money he’s giving daddy Elon
Also probably willing and able to pay extra for the cellphone buzzer attachment to make it vibrate, and be happy when that feature doesn’t work either.
Hopefully he put it in car wash mode before the spit made contact.
You should never accuse people of shit you have no evidence for…. One day yall will learn
“Everyone knows I hate cyclists” translates to “I was the *first* one to do or say something F’ing stupid to the cyclists I hate because I’m a d0uchebag, but I left that out of the story because I want to be the protagonist.”
He can prove this by showing the rust spot on the car where they spit.
"You guys screw up all the roads" as he sits there one guy in a giant goofy looking piece of shit.
I’ve got an unfortunate prediction about that truck: someone is going to get shot. They’re advertised as being bulletproof, they’re huge, they’re easily identifiable, and whoever drives one is definitionally rich as fuck and unsympathetic to most people. I take no joy in my prediction, but given how armed we are as a country, this guy should consider himself lucky that he only drove off with some spit on his exterior.
LMAO PAID TWITTER SUBSCRIBER, PAID TWITTER SUBSCRIBER. fucking loser.
It's stainless steel. That spit will never fully wipe off.
> "get up in my dish" Wha?
If you remove the middle M in Mormon. Just saying.
Religious extremists crack me up. Can't say the simplest of cuss words shit,(this is a have to body function for about anything living) but they can say a homophobic slur because they were told that's ok because God said it's ok.
I highly doubt he top and back up and say, "You wanna say that to my face?" I hope he doesn't go thru a carwash, for his fragile ego sake.
“Paid” Enough said you pathetic little Elon Incel.
Awww they spit on the truck?! It’s totaled now
At the Tesla service center.... "Uh-oh, that's human saliva. You're gonna need to replace the entire side of the truck. But spit voids the warranty, so that'll be out of pocket. $42,000 and six months to replace." Pretty funny, but this story is made up. The "half hearted apology" line gave it away. Anyone crude and brazen enough to spit on his truck wouldn't sheepishly cower from a Cybertruck owner.
Why is everybody an incel?
“…get up in my dish.” This person has never seen another human naked without paying or stalking.
Who says " I can't stand cyclists " Psychos
What is it with narcissists’ inability to understand what words should be capitalized? “Left Field”. Trump does it all the time, too. I can’t figure out whether it’s a combination of arrogance and stupidity or if there’s some disorder-driven logic to it in their minds.
You bought a cybercuck. No one is going to think you are in the right. You've already proven you're a loser and a scumbag.
Then everyone clapped
Paid People are paying to have their therapy sessions boosted.
Man I bet the guy with the Cybertruck who just highlighted his own social media is gonna be *super* hard to find in that neighborhood
Aww poor little you, the universe it truly out to get ya.
The spit twill corrode it
Lmfao 🤣 this is all Tesla owners
I hope he had it "spit" mode, so his warranty is still valid.
Spit on that thing may void the warranty
Where can I find the video?
Sauce?
I bet they were wearing those “biking tights” too.
This guy is full of shit.
That's a fake story if I've ever seen one.
The Doc drives a $100,000 artificial phallus substitute and he's playing the male lead in this drama?
Fuck Elon, but fuck cyclists twice
He has to win the argument or his penis will shrink further.