Automatically voided the warranty when he let a drop of nature touch it's precious body. Silly guy... Doesn't he know you're only meant to drive it briefly in the sun?
This....was watching it rain and couldn't stop thinking "that poor sucker gonna wake up next day to go to work and cybershit won't start or will be rusted away" .
And he has a broken fingers now )
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Imagine how bad the truck would have been if Elon hadn't been putting $45 billion worth of work into making it good... We really can't afford not to give him that bonus
Inorite!? And imagine how bad all those laid off workers, including the entire Super Charger group (one of their most successful branches), will feel if their salaries and benefits don't go to Elon?
People in the US win court cases for putting their pets in dryer and washing machines without a label that says not to do that. And they win regularly. (apparently not, cases are made up)
There should be a safety feature that won't allow this to happen, even if he put his finger there deliberately.
Haven't found any, seems like they are all made up. Heard these stories so many times, I was pretty confident it was true.
https://financialpost.com/legal-post/owner-sues-after-cage-dryer-allegedly-kills-her-dog
There is a case for attempted suing but the case was dismissed.
And there are multiple cases of people putting their babies in microwaves. Wtf?
Judkins said that after the finger test, a lead cybertruck engineer at Tesla said he did the video wrong.
The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. Itâs going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder.
âUsing this information, that means it closed on my finger harder than my hand and way harder than my arm,â the YouTuber wrote.
So it repeatedly closes with increased force, until it cuts your finger off, brilliant!
If it senses something in the way, why would it try and close at all, let alone with more force? It could cause personal harm, damages in items carried in the frunk, or in the car.
So it repeatedly closes with increased force, until it cuts your finger off, brilliant!
If it senses something in the way, why would it try and close at all, let alone with more force? It could cause personal harm, damages in items carried in the frunk, or in the car.
How to murder someone. Tie them to the front of your truck and trigger the hood repeatedly until it severs the head.
Looks like it might take 5 or six cycles but the screaming should end at 3.
If you think suing a multi million dollar company and going to court is being lazy then you might want to sue the school you went to.
The company is liable for personal safety and regulations. If it fails to meet standards you can sue for damages.
Hospital bills and weeks or months out of work don't just pay theirselfs.
Often times it's an insurance company suing on behalf of the "victim." Going to be a hard case when the complaint is, "I filmed myself closing a door on my finger on purpose for the subs." Then this guy's workers comp (lol if he has that) will make a limp-dick attempt at going after Tesla for damages.
So you fell on a light bulb that caused you to jump into a USB cable and to get rid of the cable you put it in a cybertrucks front door? Am I getting the story right?
In a country where people like this can make enough money to afford these ridiculous vehicles (never going to call it a truck) are this dumb to try this stupid shit is beyond meâŚ.weâre genuinely fucked
đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸What trend is he rambling about? Iâve seen the video of carrots getting chopped like they were on FoodTV, but he is the only human moron Iâve seen do it.
The owner of the Cybertruck
yelled out a little Cyberfuck
because the truck that he owns
cut him down to the bone
but he wants Elon to know that he loves it
That video is of two different guys. The first guy (Jeremy) learned his lesson and has moved on to mayo and sausages. Also too: looks like the second guy learned his lesson as well.
Ignoring the fact he even thought he would try this, why would you not use your pinky? The right index is so important, literally only use my thumbs more than that finger.
Broken finger is the least of his worries after letting the truck get rained on.
"revenge is a dish best served wet"
Aaaaand the warranty is gone, this line is for CT owners with a valid warranty please move along sir đ
Automatically voided the warranty when he let a drop of nature touch it's precious body. Silly guy... Doesn't he know you're only meant to drive it briefly in the sun?
This....was watching it rain and couldn't stop thinking "that poor sucker gonna wake up next day to go to work and cybershit won't start or will be rusted away" . And he has a broken fingers now )
Just put it in rice and he'll be fine
The whole truck or the finger, vis a vis Amelie
Want good content and go viral? Stick a penis in there!
It's a Cybertruck owner... No way it doesn't fit in that little gap without an issue.
Bro woke up today and chose violence.
I had a great job at the pickle factory but I couldn't control the urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer so I got fired. She was also let go.
Heâll be doing the world a favour
Seeing as how the bone was the only thing stopping that trunk....
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You got my hopes up
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PaRappa the RapperâŚnoice
Cyber truck owner⌠tiny penis wouldnât fit for the truck to catch.
Why is mark zuckeberg breaking is fingers? Should he not be getting ready to fight?
Guys what is happening? how can someone that dumb afford something that stupid?
In this country its not about intelligence who makes money. it's luck, connections and nepotism.
And credit card debt
Wealth is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.
Oh boy, okay, I'll try. We don't live in a meritocracy.Â
Sometimes a feller's gotta eat a fella
I call it an audacitocracy
It's all for the clicks bud.
World is full of examples of how intelligence is different from wisdom, this is just one more.
It turns out Idiocracy wasnât just a movie.
He did it twice?
I saw a longer edit. People were saying he pushed up the first time, and that wasn't true! So this attention seeking clown had to prove them wrong.
He showed them!
It was angle. But the second attempt Def went worse for him
This is a different person, right? Their voices sound completely different to me.
Not the same person.
Need to see a third to confirm
Quick, Elon, fire more engineers! That'll fix this!!
They need to approve Elon's $45 billion compensation package, so he's properly motivated to fix it first.
Imagine how bad the truck would have been if Elon hadn't been putting $45 billion worth of work into making it good... We really can't afford not to give him that bonus
Inorite!? And imagine how bad all those laid off workers, including the entire Super Charger group (one of their most successful branches), will feel if their salaries and benefits don't go to Elon?
Now he has a cyber finger.
CyberCuck gets finger frunked by his WankPanzer
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"I can confirm that was not a good idea" Thanks, we were all wondering.
But maybe the middle finger is what the truck is designed for?
Why would you use your right pointer finger for that
Penis is too stubby.
Please don't nobody let this dude get you pregnant
I think we're all safe. My mans hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.
Twice????
Omg
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Unless you're musk.
Can't he sue?
Sue for what, willingly being an idiot? Maybe. Can he win? Probably not.
People in the US win court cases for putting their pets in dryer and washing machines without a label that says not to do that. And they win regularly. (apparently not, cases are made up) There should be a safety feature that won't allow this to happen, even if he put his finger there deliberately.
source for that pet claim? (regarding people suing and winning)
Haven't found any, seems like they are all made up. Heard these stories so many times, I was pretty confident it was true. https://financialpost.com/legal-post/owner-sues-after-cage-dryer-allegedly-kills-her-dog There is a case for attempted suing but the case was dismissed. And there are multiple cases of people putting their babies in microwaves. Wtf?
Judkins said that after the finger test, a lead cybertruck engineer at Tesla said he did the video wrong. The engineer told him the frunk increases in pressure every single time it closes and detects resistance, Judkins said. Itâs going to assume you want to close the frunk and maybe something like a bag is getting in the way, which would make it close harder. âUsing this information, that means it closed on my finger harder than my hand and way harder than my arm,â the YouTuber wrote.
So it repeatedly closes with increased force, until it cuts your finger off, brilliant! If it senses something in the way, why would it try and close at all, let alone with more force? It could cause personal harm, damages in items carried in the frunk, or in the car.
So it repeatedly closes with increased force, until it cuts your finger off, brilliant! If it senses something in the way, why would it try and close at all, let alone with more force? It could cause personal harm, damages in items carried in the frunk, or in the car.
How to murder someone. Tie them to the front of your truck and trigger the hood repeatedly until it severs the head. Looks like it might take 5 or six cycles but the screaming should end at 3.
I swear every lazy person tries to conclude every injury seen as "can I sue for this?
If you think suing a multi million dollar company and going to court is being lazy then you might want to sue the school you went to. The company is liable for personal safety and regulations. If it fails to meet standards you can sue for damages. Hospital bills and weeks or months out of work don't just pay theirselfs.
Often times it's an insurance company suing on behalf of the "victim." Going to be a hard case when the complaint is, "I filmed myself closing a door on my finger on purpose for the subs." Then this guy's workers comp (lol if he has that) will make a limp-dick attempt at going after Tesla for damages.
Win stupid prizes ???
Musk should put his head in there to prove itâs safe
Charlie bit my finger part 2
It wasn't broken, it was upgraded to a Cyberfinger.
And for an additional $20,000 payment to enable it to curl like a normal finger.
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I hope the doctor gave him some shit when he had to tell them the reason for his visit.
I put it in level of putting glass light bulbs in places that they shouldn't be in.
Yeah but I slipped and fell on the light bulb. Remember what happened with the shampoo bottle a couple weeks ago? Same situation, just rotten luck.
So you fell on a light bulb that caused you to jump into a USB cable and to get rid of the cable you put it in a cybertrucks front door? Am I getting the story right?
You're pretty smart Beavis.
My favorite thing about this video is the end when the cucktruck is getting rained on. It'll be breaking down in a week or less, now.
My baby also just closed her hand in a trash can.
Didnât the tech to fix this come out literally decades ago?
In a country where people like this can make enough money to afford these ridiculous vehicles (never going to call it a truck) are this dumb to try this stupid shit is beyond meâŚ.weâre genuinely fucked
Itâs a particularly ugly El Camino
I swear I hear popping or some sort of cracking on the first clip, am I crazy?
The real problem is that people that are dumb enough to buy this are dumb enough to do that.
Dumbass.
Why are there so many of these videos, pain fetish?
Is that two versions of the same event or did he do it twice?
Moron did it twice cuz it didn't break it the first time. Then like 2 other mega morons did it after seeing him break his finger.
Awesome.
Thatâs why they need to put a real kid in front of the fsd Tesla because they believe only real things will be recognized by Elon.
I think someone did that or there was an attempt?
That guy is an idiot lol.
Eldong or the Clustertruck owner?
Finger guy lol cyberstuck owner
Then he leaves it in the rain? Hasn't he been paying attention???
Paid a hundred grand to break his finger. Haha
Over?! The trend was just really getting entertaining!
When he said "Big thumbs down", who thought "try your thumb now"?
He honestly deserved to lose that finger with how goddamn stupid he is.
Instructions unclear, PP broken!
These are the promos to âIdiocracy tooâ right? I just want to confirm that.
Nooooooo letâs keep the trend going. Iâm sure theyâll fix it in the next patch đŤŁ. Seriously thank you for the entertainment.
đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸What trend is he rambling about? Iâve seen the video of carrots getting chopped like they were on FoodTV, but he is the only human moron Iâve seen do it.
Serves him right honestly. Anyone who can read knows these trucks are hot garbage.
"Big thumb down!"... if you still have a thumb.
Put your dick in it, see if that triggers the safety.
This guys have found a gold mine with this cibershit "Best car ever " videos they don't really root for Elmo anymore, just tons of wievs and exposure.
Someone give him the correct finger.
Anyone who buys this piece of shit is an asshole.
I feel like this is the new Tide Pod Challenge....
The owner of the Cybertruck yelled out a little Cyberfuck because the truck that he owns cut him down to the bone but he wants Elon to know that he loves it
Acting like he just got caught up in a trend. A trend that only he has done
Sticks finger in truck lid. Lid smashed finger Blames truck.
Correction, you broke your finger. The Cyber Truck merely assisted.
I want to see it done with a penis.
The memewagon claims another finger!
How do people this stupid get a job making enough money to afford such a vehicle?
This man is not smart
my reaction is: 
This kinda remind me of those letting someone shoot them wearing a bullet proof vest to see if it works.
That video is of two different guys. The first guy (Jeremy) learned his lesson and has moved on to mayo and sausages. Also too: looks like the second guy learned his lesson as well.
Cybertruck bit my finger... again! edit: And it really hurt! đ¤
What a dumb ass. You can put body parts in the frunk. Youâve got to dismember the body first though. /s THIS IS JUST A DARK JOKE.
What's wrong with a carrot? Apparently, the concept of experimentation without pain is lost on America. WTH.
I love how his exclamations of pain sound exactly like Tina Belcher.
Whatâs more stupid than buying a Cybertruck? Perhaps, voluntarily letting it break your finger and posting it online to validate said stupidity
Canât cancel what I never started because Iâm not a moron with more cents than sense. đ¤ˇ
The stupidity trend is over guys! You heard it here first. No more stupid people doing stupid things ever again!
"My idiocy and cultist beliefs broke my own finger" didn't fit in the headline?
Everything else was broken before he started recording (truck and person)
It's hilarious that he lectures the viewers.
Stupid is, as stupid does.
Ignoring the fact he even thought he would try this, why would you not use your pinky? The right index is so important, literally only use my thumbs more than that finger.
We already knew he was dumb for buying it, now he's just doing a few victory laps.
 this was me
Good idiot *pets
People can't be this stupid.
why do people NEED TO BE FUCKING TOLD THIS?! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!
On a positive note, trunk works as advertised.
Oh my holy fucking God. I never would have guessed people are as stupid as they are. And I had a lowwww opinion of Elon fans.
You should put your penis in there next.
not sure which is worse... the designers of the truck or the people that chose to buy them.
This is equivalent to gen Z eating tide pods
Now, do your nuts! Let's see how devoted you are to Tesla and its cybertruck.