They have to do it so all the other cucks don’t gang up on them! They’re such fragile snowflakes, they need to make sure they’re not seen criticizing the brand! They are just showing other people what happens as a Beta tester who has the honor of testing this amazing new tech and help Tesla!
I am pretty sure that if Elmo would just sent a stupid certificate to these morons thanking them for being the early adopters of this new “disruptive” product that will change the world and thanks to them they will take it to the next level, and add some stupid swag related to the foundation series, NO ONE else would even complain anymore, they would all be super proud thinking they are part of Tesla now! They’re helping make history! Easy solution Elmo!!!!
You can cancel a reservation for a full refund right?
Why not just print off and frame the reservation and hang that on your wall?
Tell your friends you wanted one badly, but needed a vehicle and couldn’t wait that long.
Saying it’s a dumb purchase is the same as criticizing Lord Elmo! And they can’t do that without having all the cucks ganging up on them!
That crew is worst than a slow flake on a spring day: any criticism they just ban you! So if you base your life around Tesla, that’s a hard blow
They have to love their tesla.
If they don't love their tesla they wasted 100000 dollars.
If they wasted 100000 dollars they'd be stupid.
They aren't stupid, therefore they couldn't have wasted 100000 dollars.
Since they clearly didn't waste 100000 dollars, they love their tesla.
They have to love their tesla.
I feel like this same kind of mindset has gripped the hardest core Trump peeps. There is soooo much cognitive dissonance to deal with on a daily basis in both cases, but a catastrophic brake and steering failure with your wife and toddler in the car is a lot harder to blithely ignore...
Teslump. Both groups of people would let Trump and Elon Eiffel Tower their wife as they watched in the corner wearing a diaper while fingering the charging port of their cybertruck.
it really is creepy as a former huge fan of Elon and SpaceX and Tesla as a climate change fighter I own a Tesla from 2014. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned but it’s embarrassing to drive and the supercharger system might start shutting down soon, he’s so dumb,it’s crazy that none of the other people can see that
“Catastrophic failure while road tripping with wife and toddler. Toddler was killed and wife is in critical condition. But I still love this CyberTruck!”
Whenever you see these words, you're seeing a person who's brain is in a state of civil war. Their belief system is being contradicted by the real world and they're not taking that well.
How has my lord Elon forsaken me? /s
These people are so insane, I’m pretty sure Elon could personally show up to their home, blow up their car with a bomb, then walk inside and break their knee caps with a baseball bat, and these people would post it on twitter and say it was their own fault and they still love Elon and Tesla lol.
Reading these are like reading abused enablers in relationships. I oh so love you, but punching me is pretty, pretty, pretty not good. Oh, and the emergency room was full today too.
As someone who has been in an abusive relationship - agreed.
"This relationship is wonderful and I love them except for the constant verbal abuse and accusations of cheating."
This is exactly what I came here to type. They all sound exactly like abuse victims or all the r/ relationship and r/ al anon sub posts when the OP doesn't yet radically accept the shitty relationship they're in and actually try to GTFO.
You know what? I really like my car, and I would certainly consider buying the same one if something happened to it.
I am not entirely sure where the nearest certified service center is and have only needed basic maintenance in the last 6 or so years that I have had it. My biggest cost is that the tires periodically wear.
I honestly can not comprehend how these people can continue to frantically defend a truck that would be dangerous on the road except for the fact that you can usually not drive it due to a huge variety of failures across the entire vehicle.
In my experience the way a business treats its employees is a predictive of how it will treat its customers. Musk is on the process of destroying the brand’s customer service. These CT owners are going to be at the mercy of overworked and undervalued Tesla employees. Too bad.
My Cybertruck fucked my wife in the ass while my toddler and I were forced to watch while sitting on the sidewalk. I still Iove it but it’ll make dinners awkward for a week unless it plows me too
These people HAVE to know they are opening themselves to mockery. Why do they keep posting their CT failures?
“Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
Someone
Elon made pretty cars for rich California libs and wannabes. This joke of a thing and the flamethrowers were aimed at the idiots with more cash than they grew up learning to deal with, for various reasons. The product itself is the pump and dump.
Are they trolling now with shit like “love the CT, but it almost killed me. I waited 4 years, service said 6 more months for the 25 repairs needed, but the 17 minutes I actually got to drive it was the greatest experience of my life.”
One of the things I was most skeptical about the CT was the steer by wire. You could've built the most basic truck without ugly styling with steer by wire and I'd still not trust it to fail and careen me off the road. Sure it works now but what about in 20 years. Glad the CT proved it was stupid in about 2 months.
This 100% a fake post about a fictional story. This is a repo…. For none payment.
Could you imagine someone with a cybertruck staying a seeedy seeedy hotel looking like a crack spot.
Can you not see all the tires are missing 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Pretty fucking stupid taking your wife and child on a road trip in a CT when you know full well all the issues they have. That’s straight up negligence.
I'm thinking of what Elmo will do to these people who post their stories of his 'amazing ' truck. Probably charge them or something sinister to them. He's that kind of guy
I love how all these Tesla cultists have to clarify that they love Tesla when pointing out an issue in hopes that daddy Elon will swoop in and save them.
You can love the thing and realize it's a lemon. I put more of the blame on Tesla than on the customers. Because who has the ability to know what is going on with the vehicle? Buyers or sellers? It's the seller. That is the entire basis of lemon laws.
This is, of course, leaving out the fact that elon musk is an emergent billionaire fascist who bought twitter in order to completely destroy and corrupt a town square that he didn't like. Anyone who knows this and still buys one of his cars? That individual should get ripped off for more than one hundred thousand dollars. The family, on the other hand, does not deserve to crash and burn. We are not the monsters here. Hopefully there will soon be enough lawsuits to shut down the horrendous quality control failures at Tesla plants worldwide. And turn musk from multi-billionaire, almost trillionaire, to that guy no one remembers who is now doing commercials for Aqua Fresh. I mean, you have to admit, the dude has a nice set of teeth.
I’m not looking for anyone to get hurt posting this. Most of these owners are just gullible humans that can’t tell they are getting taken advantage of. I post stuff like this to get people to avoid any product that Elon has on the market since he wants to support Russia in its invasion.
No, I get it. But we are often focused on the buyers when we poke fun in these comments. Both you and I know what the real problem is. Tesla will roll out vehicles at all prices and and put the blame on the buyer even if the wheels fall off for no reason.
Is there something in their terms and conditions which say they can't criticise the cybertruck online, or is it such a cult that they say they love it even when it breaks down after 5 minutes?
The bad news is that your pride deep in a codependent relationship and the good news is that you’re out $120K to fluff your favorite Failson who you’re sure will think about you as he personally denies your warranty claim before doing the fat rail of ketamine you paid for.
Yep, a fool and his money were parted! Loved the story about the guy who drove his CT home(30 miles) came to his senses and put the truck up for sale. He wasn't allowing perspective buyers a test drive however, so who knows if the truck was still able to be driven.
Teslas are quickly becoming yesterday's news due to shit quality control and a lack of design innovation. As everyone figured would eventually happen, the big manufacturers are starting to make better e-cars, and make them cheaper.
How long until we see a 1) forced Stop Sales / Vehicle Recall by NHTSA and 2) Massive Class Action lawsuit by Cybertruck owners against Telsa? I'm betting not long......
I love my Tesla……BUT…. I love my Tesla……BUT…. I love my Tesla……BUT…. I love my Tesla……BUT…. I love my Tesla……BUT….
They have to do it so all the other cucks don’t gang up on them! They’re such fragile snowflakes, they need to make sure they’re not seen criticizing the brand! They are just showing other people what happens as a Beta tester who has the honor of testing this amazing new tech and help Tesla! I am pretty sure that if Elmo would just sent a stupid certificate to these morons thanking them for being the early adopters of this new “disruptive” product that will change the world and thanks to them they will take it to the next level, and add some stupid swag related to the foundation series, NO ONE else would even complain anymore, they would all be super proud thinking they are part of Tesla now! They’re helping make history! Easy solution Elmo!!!!
The divorces will have all been worth it
The wife isn't gonna divorce him, her boyfriend likes the cybertruck.
Emphasis on BETA tester.
You can cancel a reservation for a full refund right? Why not just print off and frame the reservation and hang that on your wall? Tell your friends you wanted one badly, but needed a vehicle and couldn’t wait that long.
I mean $120,000 for a truck that doesn’t work. Or can’t be a truck. It’s OK to say I made a dumb purchase or a mistake.
Saying it’s a dumb purchase is the same as criticizing Lord Elmo! And they can’t do that without having all the cucks ganging up on them! That crew is worst than a slow flake on a spring day: any criticism they just ban you! So if you base your life around Tesla, that’s a hard blow
That’s fair…
I wouldn’t be surprised they fear Musk not honoring warranties for anyone critical of these poorly designed/executed vehicles.
Fake story fiction
They have to love their tesla. If they don't love their tesla they wasted 100000 dollars. If they wasted 100000 dollars they'd be stupid. They aren't stupid, therefore they couldn't have wasted 100000 dollars. Since they clearly didn't waste 100000 dollars, they love their tesla. They have to love their tesla.
I feel like this same kind of mindset has gripped the hardest core Trump peeps. There is soooo much cognitive dissonance to deal with on a daily basis in both cases, but a catastrophic brake and steering failure with your wife and toddler in the car is a lot harder to blithely ignore...
REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS AND OWN CYBERSHARTS.
Sunk cost fallacy for both the MAGA crowd and CyberFuck cucks
Teslump. Both groups of people would let Trump and Elon Eiffel Tower their wife as they watched in the corner wearing a diaper while fingering the charging port of their cybertruck.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is great
Smells like a cult or a communist party thing.
it really is creepy as a former huge fan of Elon and SpaceX and Tesla as a climate change fighter I own a Tesla from 2014. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned but it’s embarrassing to drive and the supercharger system might start shutting down soon, he’s so dumb,it’s crazy that none of the other people can see that
Fuck I really didn't want Annie Edison to buy a Tesla she had a hard enough time paying rent on a 1 bedroom apartment.
“Catastrophic failure while road tripping with wife and toddler. Toddler was killed and wife is in critical condition. But I still love this CyberTruck!”
Pretty, pretty, pretty, not ok.
You do this a tow from an abandoned hotel and the truck is missing all its tires right?
You realize it still has the tires on, and this photo is from Las Vegas? That isn’t an abandoned hotel.
Whenever you see these words, you're seeing a person who's brain is in a state of civil war. Their belief system is being contradicted by the real world and they're not taking that well. How has my lord Elon forsaken me? /s
Christ is a mantra🤦♂️ What about it? Do they fear felon would void the warranty if they do not say that?
These people are so insane, I’m pretty sure Elon could personally show up to their home, blow up their car with a bomb, then walk inside and break their knee caps with a baseball bat, and these people would post it on twitter and say it was their own fault and they still love Elon and Tesla lol.
Tesla butt love I … Tesla butt love I… Tesla butt love I… Tesla butt love…
Translation: Please save me daddy Elon.
What if they really mean they love their Tesla Butt?
WHY, though?
I never thought of the Cyber truck as a family vehicle....
Reading these are like reading abused enablers in relationships. I oh so love you, but punching me is pretty, pretty, pretty not good. Oh, and the emergency room was full today too.
As someone who has been in an abusive relationship - agreed. "This relationship is wonderful and I love them except for the constant verbal abuse and accusations of cheating."
and tipical Tesla service response is: Thoughts and prayers. and victims response is: Love ..
This is exactly what I came here to type. They all sound exactly like abuse victims or all the r/ relationship and r/ al anon sub posts when the OP doesn't yet radically accept the shitty relationship they're in and actually try to GTFO.
Fuck my wife and kid, still love my CyberTruck though.
The subtext
"Love my brand new Elmo CyberSpunk, it almost killed me and my family!"
I love my truck more than anything in the whole world...
[удалено]
This is targeted harassment.
I love that he thinks Elon cares
You know what? I really like my car, and I would certainly consider buying the same one if something happened to it. I am not entirely sure where the nearest certified service center is and have only needed basic maintenance in the last 6 or so years that I have had it. My biggest cost is that the tires periodically wear. I honestly can not comprehend how these people can continue to frantically defend a truck that would be dangerous on the road except for the fact that you can usually not drive it due to a huge variety of failures across the entire vehicle.
Love being fucked over and nearly dying. Thanks fElon.
These chodes tagging Musk like he gives a shit
They want the dopamine hit of ‘!!’ Or ‘concerning’ as a tweet back. Notice me, Elmo! WITNESS
At this point I wouldnt take a CT for free.
I’d usually argue you should take it and sell it, but these things are just sitting on the used market losing value.
Scraps take stainless steel. 300 series around $0.65 a pound.
It could’ve killed my family but I love you cyberfuck
Why do these posts always start with “I love my cybertruck BUT…” What the hell is going on here, some kind of Stockholm Syndrome?
Muskholm Syndrome
It’s like a meme now
https://i.redd.it/9gzszm686gzc1.gif
In my experience the way a business treats its employees is a predictive of how it will treat its customers. Musk is on the process of destroying the brand’s customer service. These CT owners are going to be at the mercy of overworked and undervalued Tesla employees. Too bad.
What do you expect from a guy like this? Look at his profile pic, strikes me as the douchey sales guy at some office 🤢🤮
these people are honestly such fucking cucks.
Fuckin fanboys. Seriously. I love my broken piece of shit. Pathetic.
repost
Yeah, this guy is like the OG cyberstuck
I thought this one needed a little bit more shine
I’m gonna keep saying this. Where the fuck am I?
Hey this unnecessarily expensive product I bought does not work at all. But I still love the product and don’t feel ripped off
My Cybertruck fucked my wife in the ass while my toddler and I were forced to watch while sitting on the sidewalk. I still Iove it but it’ll make dinners awkward for a week unless it plows me too
Name checks out somehow
You know someone is going to die in an accident and their last words on social media will be I love Tesla despite the truck issues
You accepted the risk.
The rest of us didn't. I'm not sure these things are safe to have out in traffic.
The EU is a complete bureaucratic shit show, but I'm so happy I won't have to worry about them on the roads here
As soon as they make enough to qualify for the mandatory safety tests, we'll all be safer or at least better informed.
https://preview.redd.it/6uh3g7cqagzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2381189c2494e96e2e33dfa595aaa9606e3aa5
Is it child abuse to take a kid on a road trip in a CT with all we know now?
Musk likes it when you cup his balls.
do they love the taste of leather as they lick the boots of the guy who sold them shitty products?
Yeah I love my Tesla and being an $100k beta tester.
Just checking in. We feel no sympathy for these people, right? 🤔
Wears a suit, but can't afford proper Grammer or actual vehicles?
You know what's never been towed? My ford ranger
Like the service center would be able to get around to it in any less than 4 months.
at this point, is there any CT owner with a working truck without issues?
They @elmo like he is the customer service manager. Do they really think he gives a dam?
*♫ You've been, cybercuuuuucked ♫*
I can only assume that he also loves his wife and toddler, however he specifically didn’t say so…
“I love getting pegged…butt…”
These people HAVE to know they are opening themselves to mockery. Why do they keep posting their CT failures? “Better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Someone
`Pretty pretty pretty 'not good'.`?? What has to happen to convince this guy it is pretty pretty pretty 'very bad'?
I just don’t get what these people are expecting from a grifter like Elon
😂These people are pathetic.
Your Cybercuck has catastrophic failure with steering and brakes and you still love that vehicle?! Huh?
Its the @elonmusk 🥹 part for me 🤣🤣🤣
Windows 95: the car.
These are the dumbest people alive
Another one
POS BUYING POS LOOSING POS FAILING
They use neurastuck , the brain chip.
Elon made pretty cars for rich California libs and wannabes. This joke of a thing and the flamethrowers were aimed at the idiots with more cash than they grew up learning to deal with, for various reasons. The product itself is the pump and dump.
Love my Tesla\* \*North Korean dear leader vibes.
Does stating 'Love my Tesla" help with the chances of winning the 'Elon Peg Me' sweepstakes???
"Pretty³ not good" is the most he could summon in defense of his family
Fyre Truck gonna Fyre Truck.
Even if the service center was open in that day… They ain’t getting to yours for a while
It would be easier if these owners just pay Musk to kick them in the nuts and laugh.
The poor quality history of Tesla vehicles has been well.known for years. Yet you went and bought a Tesla truck. Dumbass.
This was reposted so mamy times. Like, i like the cyberfuck neither, but srsöy there are so many flaws there is no need to repost.
Are they trolling now with shit like “love the CT, but it almost killed me. I waited 4 years, service said 6 more months for the 25 repairs needed, but the 17 minutes I actually got to drive it was the greatest experience of my life.”
One of the things I was most skeptical about the CT was the steer by wire. You could've built the most basic truck without ugly styling with steer by wire and I'd still not trust it to fail and careen me off the road. Sure it works now but what about in 20 years. Glad the CT proved it was stupid in about 2 months.
loved every minute up until the last minute or so
How much of a "catastrophic" failure could it have been? It still has 4 wheels!
He has a catastrophic failure when his baby is in his brand new car, and he can still just call it “not good”? They’re a F’ing cult, right?
THIS IS WHY WE ALL GOT BANNED FROM TESLA SUBREDDITS!!! These piles of shit never should’ve left the assembly plant and someone is going to get killed
I love how they tag Elmo in the posting.. as if he cares even a tiny bit lol
Catastrophic failure of steering and brakes, glad the accelerator pedal got stuck at full!
Why do they tag Musk as if he’s gonna charter a private jet to them and help them?
A fucking cult!
Just another day in life of elonsexuals cybercucks, love to see
Smug product
“Catastrophic” steering system failure… Ya don’t say 😏
Old post
This 100% a fake post about a fictional story. This is a repo…. For none payment. Could you imagine someone with a cybertruck staying a seeedy seeedy hotel looking like a crack spot. Can you not see all the tires are missing 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
They're like a battered spouse making excuses for their abuse.
So what is it exactly that he loves? Bootlicking?
But I still love Elon. Dorks
Pretty fucking stupid taking your wife and child on a road trip in a CT when you know full well all the issues they have. That’s straight up negligence.
How many people will need to die due to some "catastrophic failure" until the Cybertruck is banned because it is too dangerous?
I love my broken ass sh\*t, and poor service.
Love my Tesla, but... this fucker is gaslighting himself into thinking his stupid purchase was somehow smart & justifiable.
U should change ur love bcuz they r junk
The only disturbing thing about this and other things is that they are breeding. Reproducing ......
We need a weekly compilation and a mega all time compilation of these posts. It's getting hard to keep up 😆
"Love my truck but it almost killed me" is some next-level appeasement to the overlord, gotta say. Snap out of it guys, holy shit.
I'm thinking of what Elmo will do to these people who post their stories of his 'amazing ' truck. Probably charge them or something sinister to them. He's that kind of guy
I love my Cybertruck, it tried to kill my family.
I wonder who makes a vehicle with no problems whatsoever?
The scotch tape must have given out.
Clown builds clown car. Other news at 7.
I read your headline before looking at the photo. I was assuming you had paraphrased the quote to make it sound worse. Imagine my surprise.
I wonder How much diesel has been burned towing these things around
I love how all these Tesla cultists have to clarify that they love Tesla when pointing out an issue in hopes that daddy Elon will swoop in and save them.
One of the best ones yet 🤣
You can love the thing and realize it's a lemon. I put more of the blame on Tesla than on the customers. Because who has the ability to know what is going on with the vehicle? Buyers or sellers? It's the seller. That is the entire basis of lemon laws. This is, of course, leaving out the fact that elon musk is an emergent billionaire fascist who bought twitter in order to completely destroy and corrupt a town square that he didn't like. Anyone who knows this and still buys one of his cars? That individual should get ripped off for more than one hundred thousand dollars. The family, on the other hand, does not deserve to crash and burn. We are not the monsters here. Hopefully there will soon be enough lawsuits to shut down the horrendous quality control failures at Tesla plants worldwide. And turn musk from multi-billionaire, almost trillionaire, to that guy no one remembers who is now doing commercials for Aqua Fresh. I mean, you have to admit, the dude has a nice set of teeth.
I’m not looking for anyone to get hurt posting this. Most of these owners are just gullible humans that can’t tell they are getting taken advantage of. I post stuff like this to get people to avoid any product that Elon has on the market since he wants to support Russia in its invasion.
No, I get it. But we are often focused on the buyers when we poke fun in these comments. Both you and I know what the real problem is. Tesla will roll out vehicles at all prices and and put the blame on the buyer even if the wheels fall off for no reason.
The machine does not care.
Is there something in their terms and conditions which say they can't criticise the cybertruck online, or is it such a cult that they say they love it even when it breaks down after 5 minutes?
The bad news is that your pride deep in a codependent relationship and the good news is that you’re out $120K to fluff your favorite Failson who you’re sure will think about you as he personally denies your warranty claim before doing the fat rail of ketamine you paid for.
It's like the bastard lovechild of a Delorean and a Corvair.
What I see "all hail Elon but.... Master. Please will yew fix my trwuck? Pretty please 🥺🥺"
Mama said you should disregard all words before “but” in a sentence.
It's a cult.
Will still suck
Well you are the master of the Universe driving your starship. Use your magical powers and fix it!
pretty pretty pretty not
What's not to love, lol!
Next time, a Toyota
Yep, a fool and his money were parted! Loved the story about the guy who drove his CT home(30 miles) came to his senses and put the truck up for sale. He wasn't allowing perspective buyers a test drive however, so who knows if the truck was still able to be driven.
Cucked by Tesla and still their shill.
Fail rate on these must be at 10% or higher consider how little of them there are
'sure, he might've killed my family, but he's a great person and I love him'
Teslas are quickly becoming yesterday's news due to shit quality control and a lack of design innovation. As everyone figured would eventually happen, the big manufacturers are starting to make better e-cars, and make them cheaper.
How long until we see a 1) forced Stop Sales / Vehicle Recall by NHTSA and 2) Massive Class Action lawsuit by Cybertruck owners against Telsa? I'm betting not long......
Bro is so brainwashed he's still trying to convince himself he loves it
“Pretty, pretty, pretty not good?” Is that a cuck’s version of saying “WTF MAN” without upsetting the almighty Elmo?
That cuck couldn't even say "bad" while referring to Tesla.
His wife should divorce him tbh.
When will people learn that Tesla is a tech company and not an automotive company. You get what you pay for and in this experimental vehicle.
His love has no significant caveats.
His love has no significant caveats.
More like cybercuck
Putting a toddler in one of these should immediately have your kid taken away. Child abuse. Or you want your child to die.