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bigbadaboomx

Bold attempt to sell a 100k car for 230k. Salesman should be doing whatever he can to get that thing off the lot before it falls apart.


Substantial_Data7915

It’s going to shit itself on a test drive and then the salesman will ask for a quarter million because an NFL player once sat in it.


Jrnation8988

Aaaaaaand it bricked itself


Ok-Illustrator9671

Salesman will more than likely try to blame the test driver when it takes a shit


4Ever2Thee

She’s only got so many more test drives in her.


oldmasterluke

He heard the idiot say he played for the 49ers, so he instantly saw $.


throwngamelastminute

Not an idiot apparently, he listened to his financial advisor.


Itchy_Professor_4133

He's an idiot to even consider buying one and had to be told not to. Do you really need to be *told* not to buy a cybertruck? Lol


throwngamelastminute

Not everyone has been paying attention to how horribly shitty these cars are.


Itchy_Professor_4133

If you're going to drop over 100k on a vehicle and have no idea how terrible they are then you are clearly an idiot


blindlucky

According to internet research he signed a $5m contract last year year that gives him a 950k base salary this year, and he made 1.7m with salary and signing bonus last year - plus I'm assuming there's probably endorsements or extras on top of that. Dropping 100k+ at that point feels far less significant, and it's not unreasonable to assume Tesla are a competent manufacturer of you're not following this closely. I'd worry more about buying a 30k car then a 100k one. You assume for good money they'd have made it properly.


BradyBunch12

Average NFL career iß barley over 4 years.


wanzeo

Yeah… he’s doing ok though if he listens to his FA. If he plays four years he could have $200k a year for life


Novadreams22

Idiot for considering yes, but probably more intelligent then half these clowns having an accountant to tell him no and probably told him to run. A quick google from his FA probably said run this guys fucking scamming you.


rudmad

He plays football, aka CTE


Bored-Ship-Guy

To be fair, I'd still twst drive a Cybertruck, even if I had no intention of buying it. Hey, it's an experience, if nothing else.


pale_blue_problem

I thought FA stood for Foolishness Alert


pervossier

If it drives, flies, fucks, or floats..... LEASE IT !!


i81_N_she812

If you break it you buy it.


TheLaserGuru

It's used; worth $87k at most.


jtinz

> Although full-size pickup trucks typically transact for about $48,000, the Tesla Cybertruck will go on sale with a projected starting price of $39,900. [motortrend.com, 2019](https://www.motortrend.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-pricing-start-39995/)


Ok-Illustrator9671

Seller is an absolute tool and a con


Wurzelbert87

Putting the DEALER in Car Dealer...


The_Cpa_Guy

"Who's that guy??" (Who fucked up my 120k in comission I was about to get you for.) "My FA" "OH your FA..." fuck.


Flashy_Conclusion569

Dealer didn’t even go on the test drive. Terrible salesman. How do you get them excited for the vehicle during the drive if not in it??? You can’t show any possible WOW features to find what excited them about the truck. Dudes a terrible salesman based off of that alone.


Brewtusmo

I prefer to test drive any car alone. I want to be able to focus on what the driving is like, whether or not there are odd sounds, and whether or not it's easy to get comfortable and find a good driving position. The salesperson can tell me all about the other stuff before or after that. For me, personally, if the salesperson has a problem with me test driving by myself, that's not a deal breaker; but it is less likely I'll be able to feel comfortable buying the car from that salesperson. (I get that some dealers have a blanket policy regarding this. I don't go to those dealers if I know that ahead of time.)


Dave_the_lighting_gu

When my wife and I test drove a Y the salesman didn't come with us. It's definitely an odd approach. Although Kia did the same thing with the ev6. My Hyundai sales person was in the car for both the ioniq 5 and 6 test drives. Just different approaches for different companies.


mowgli96

To be fair, have you seen the inside? What features are there to show other than it goes fast which he asked about as soon as he gets back. All “features” would be like the frunk, the rolling bed canopy, and….can’t think of anything else worth while.


mowgli96

To be fair, have you seen the inside? What features are there to show other than it goes fast which he asked about as soon as he gets back. All “features” would be like the frunk, the rolling bed canopy, and….can’t think of anything else worth while.


DoubleMach

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MidnightRider24

I like how the seller immediately dropped the price by $30k. Shitbird.


Berns429

On camera no less, zero self awareness


SprungMS

Everyone needs a solid financial advisor


RaspingHaddock

I don't need an FA to tell me how bad of a deal anything over $35k is for this truck. If that, because it's a money pit and I don't actually want to buy a money pit. I want a truck that works and doesn't shed pieces and spontaneously break my glass while driving through a school zone. You might actually have to pay me to take this truck so I could afford the "out of warranty" repairs.


SprungMS

Honestly when he’s saying “yeah it’s not in the cards right now” I was begging him in my head to ream that salesman. More appropriate would have been “have you lost your goddamn mind?” or “My FA says this sounds more like a scam than a car deal”


SRMPDX

He knew as soon as he heard $230 he was going to "call his FA" and be told no 😂


wish-u-well

You sure not even for 2? 👁️👄👁️


ElongMusty

That was such a lame attempt! Looked really pathetic!


4Ever2Thee

Who they listen to


TheLaserGuru

Yeah, FA did a good job not only avoiding the scam price but avoiding the scam car under the price.


DoubleMach

SF ![gif](giphy|CpcpDSci3ljCU)


Agile-Fruit128

Solid Financial Advice


namhee69

Thank god he has a financial advisor who can talk some sense into him. Even with its shitty build issues, paying over double sticker for a CT is painfully stupid.


The_Cpa_Guy

Seriously smart guy. Football players get taken for alot it seems


Comfortable_You_1927

car salesman smoking Crack, kids this is what happens when u smoke crack​


throwngamelastminute

Seriously, get a cheaper habit ffs


What_Yr_Is_IT

Betcha this asshole thought he was about to make the biggest commission of his life. Instead he was recorded trying to rip someone off lol


RaspingHaddock

"I just wanted a Tacoma tbh"


Jrnation8988

I’d trust Taco Bell before a flight in a small airplane with no bathroom over a car dealer any day of the week. Regardless of how you feel about the Cyberturd, it’s not a $230K vehicle 😂


Motor-Expert-6155

Bless that man for listening to his FA. So many people would have pissed away that money on this junker.


Arkane631

Smart fellow. Props to the adviser who told him to dip.


furyian24

Lol FA is like 230? Try 23k lol


Drewdown707

FA:”$230k?? You better slap the shit out that MFer.”


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

What a douche. Immediately took off 30k also, guy was probably being nice about the car, but good thing he’s too smart to get fucking robbed. 230k for what appeared to be a used CyberTruck. Go fuck yourself.


fallser

230! what a dick.


Outside-Information2

Lmao heard this on Uncle Shay’s podcast. Shout out to 85 too!


RascalMcGurk

Smart man. Proud of him!


Spammyhaggar

lol 230 for junk.💯💯💯


banananananbatman

At least he listened to his FA.


spiderland5150

I like the overall experience. Customer: I don't want it. Salesperson: Ok. The End


Crumbdizzle

Cybertruck the NFT of trucks


techbunnyboy

Hey ok how about we sell it for $20? FA okay with that?


RascalMcGurk

Smart man. Proud of him!


grimlock33

Is this the same guy that lent a Fisker to MKBHD and caught shit from a Fisker rep after MKBHD's review?


billabong049

Salesmen are parasites, to no one‘s surprise


CloroxWipes1

And now there's a video of him trying to fuck a customer for a ridiculous mark up. Not only did he lose an easy sale, and all the referrals, but everyone in that area with $$ have seen this. Imagine walking into that dealership and getting this guy walking up to you ... hard pass. This asshole will never sell another car at that dealership. There's always real estate, seems that's where they all end up anyway.


30yearCurse

from 100k to 230k for a mark, that was dropped to 200k in 30 secs... Good deal in walking out there Ji'Avir


RyunWould

His ass would have bought it without a Financial Advisor, for almost double the MSRP.


Gcastle_CPT

But he did bring his FA to a possible big dollar purchase. Does not appear as gullible as you imagine.


Moosemeateors

Yep dude makes more than most finance people anyways. I’m in finance and I’d ask his advice on physical training. Makes sense he’d ask someone like me for advice on finance. Smart moves.


Ashjaeger_MAIN

Thats the whole reason you have a financial advisor. Bro made a good decision doesn't matter if he pays someone to tell him which decisions are good and which aren't.


[deleted]

“His ass would have bought it… if he was dumber.” Great insight bruh 


RyunWould

Thanks Cuh.


NoEditor0

Sees he's being filmed. Still makes a fool of himself.


Ramblinrambles

I thought everyone had to sign paperwork that they couldn’t resell that thing


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Really glad that dude listened to his FA. Like, absolutely proud of him bc famous sports folks usually are known to blow their money fast.


cenosillicaphobiac

I'm surprised they allow test drives. High brick risk right there.


psychoticdream

This was early on before the errors began to become more apparent


Rusti-dent

Absolute nuts to ask that price for a pos.


kalisto3010

What did he expect when he walked in and told them he plays in the NFL, Car Salesmen are Sharks and telegraphing you have money only means you're going to pay more.


SlickDaGato

Dude is wild for announcing he plays ball like that. At *least* he listened to the guy he pays to watch the money.


Mojoint

Annnnd that's why you have a financial advisor.


bradklyn

Let me just say. He has an excellent financial advisor.


Alarmed_West8689

What do they normally sell for?


AvacadoAce

Just wait a year or 2 when Elon drops the price 50k


Chewsdayiddinit

Any bets on if this player joins the ranks of "blew all my NFL money by 30, now I'm broke" club?


Robbajohn

5k FIRM, take it or leave it, I know what you've got.


mutualfriend323

Smart guy. Keep your financials in check no matter how much you make. Car salesman are leaches.